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docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Siljmonster posted:

Holy poo poo do you think the Eiffel Tower fucks?

At least as much as the Washington Monument does. (A lot.)

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/ivywintxrs/status/1134502776573243392

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Being hungry an hour later owns because you can eat more delicious chinese food

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Nichael posted:

1) i have no idea what people are talking about when they that about chinese food

2) how does music leave you hungry it's not food

the analogy is that it's a catchy song but it has no substance or nutritional value

poo poo maybe i shold have compared it to like, a bag of chips or cookies or something

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


Mayor Dave posted:

1) trump

2) trump

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Lastgirl posted:

We are no longer the "fools" of the Past

so wait, were we actually fools, and that justifies this

or we were just "fools" as in temporarily embarrassed, because we aren't really fools, and since that we aren't there aren't any real justifications because we're so great as americans

this is a temporal paradox needing the intervention of sisko-n-friends

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/queenozymandias/status/1134943600465338368

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

That is not how the pill works but that is how it should work.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

well, thats one way to get a job

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011




this part looks like he's eating another trump hiding behind the pepper

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
jobs for dogs?

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


docbeard posted:

This is literally the speech of a ranting supervillain just before he activates the Omni-Ray that brings the Eiffel Tower to life.

hell yeah

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Nichael posted:

1) i have no idea what people are talking about when they that about chinese food

2) how does music leave you hungry it's not food

my friend is chinese and i always end up going to legit chinese restaurants where im the only non chinese person

it's hella filling i always go into a food coma and if his family is there his aunt makes u keep eating it and will ask if ur done and when u say YES IM DEFINITELY 100% DONE she says OK and piles 69 more pounds of food on ur plate because she can see into ur thoughts and knows that ur a little weakling and u need to be fattened up for the soylent factories

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Siljmonster posted:

Holy poo poo do you think the Eiffel Tower fucks?

hell yeah

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

Nichael posted:

hell yeah

https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/5c/dc/00174508.0004.gif

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Zyla posted:

whats a good dick sucking tips

oh ya, hold your thumb inside your hand when you make a fist before you do it~

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


smarxist posted:

Mexico should just start indefinitely detaining poo poo head 20 somethings going to Tijuana to party

hell yeah

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Nichael posted:

hell yeah

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Zyla posted:

whats a good dick sucking tips

try using buttermilk instead of milk, for that little "extra" something

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Lastgirl posted:

oh ya, hold your thumb inside your hand when you make a fist before you do it~

i dont wanna break my thumb!!!

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

beto sex cramp posted:

try using buttermilk instead of milk, for that little "extra" something

:hmmyes: :dong:

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

beto sex cramp posted:

try using buttermilk instead of milk, for that little "extra" something

that's baby-tier, you gotta use ranch

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


:crenshaw:

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


Zyla posted:

i dont wanna break my thumb!!!

Just don't squeeze it that hard and you'll be fine!

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Lastgirl posted:

oh ya, hold your thumb inside your hand when you make a fist before you do it~

never worked for me

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Siljmonster posted:

Holy poo poo do you think the Eiffel Tower fucks?
yeah, there's video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POTA5aZxbQA

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Lastgirl posted:

oh ya, hold your thumb inside your hand when you make a fist before you do it~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6mk2n3tk9c&t=21s

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


No

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

:ohno:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I rated this thread five bags of popcorn out of five

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Zyla posted:

i dont wanna break my thumb!!!

its to stop your gag reflex silly

you're not going to punch the dickhaver, unless you feel like it or it was requested, and you would do that with a free hand and its good praxis to hit them in the balls and stuff it into their pelvic cavity as they arrive to a conclusion anyways because the patriarchy does not rest

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Lastgirl posted:

its to stop your gag reflex silly

you're not going to punch the dickhaver, unless you feel like it or it was requested, and you would do that with a free hand and its good praxis to hit them in the balls and stuff it into their pelvic cavity as they arrive to a conclusion anyways because the patriarchy does not rest

ah someone knows about muffing!!!

Tha_Joker_GAmer
Aug 16, 2006
has anyone told the president of america that his brain is made of piss

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
my partner does NOT agree that buying napkins instead of just using paper towels basically makes you a fascist

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

ymgve posted:

never worked for me

:crossarms: *consults WebMD*

have you tried...

appplying pressure to your hegu point?

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Flavius Aetass posted:

my partner does NOT agree that buying napkins instead of just using paper towels basically makes you a fascist

what the gently caress is your partner a goddamn savage????????????????

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Lastgirl posted:

:crossarms: *consults WebMD*

have you tried...

appplying pressure to your hegu point?

about about the tegu point???

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


at christiana hospital in newark, de, the giftshop sells traditional recipe, $8.50 mega fortune cookies. just like the ones you'd find on the rural outskirts of Changhsa city in Hunan.

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