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Also the last time we saw Sheeva she looked like this I'm really not sure how this is supposed to be more sexy and feminine and jack-offable and her MK11 appearance is a travesty to your tiny aching balls.
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 23:28 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 06:49 |
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lets burn posted:Ah yes being told to gently caress off because you don't have the opinions of the group. I missed this. Oh yes you're so rebellious for having poo poo opinions. Are we oppressing you? Do you feel oppressed right now? 1. Did sheeva look like a sexy anime girl previously? What would you have liked her to look like? 2. Jax's ending is great. Why did it upset you? Is there something wrong with a character saying "If I could time travel, I'd stop slavery"? Would you be as offended if someone went back in time and killed Hitler? Please tell us how you feel about slavery and Hitler. Please, give us more detail on these unique, hand-crafted opinions you only have because everyone else on /v/ has the same opinion. EorayMel posted:VVVv this but Kollector powerwashing the epidermis straight off my face with his hot, powerful piss
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 23:33 |
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Jamesman posted:Also the last time we saw Sheeva she looked like this oh my god look at those sexy tits how are you guys not cumming everywhere unlike the Mark Ruffalo in Drag scenario we got going in MK11!!!
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 23:34 |
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Oh no the female member of Goro's race resemble Goro? How could this be??
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 23:38 |
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I mean, if people really only care about that, they could just buy a couple bowling balls and dental floss for the exact same effect?
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 23:39 |
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Okay I finally found opponents and got utterly destroyed five times in a row. The universe is in balance again.
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 23:48 |
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Still lookin for that Barakacock
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 23:52 |
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lets burn posted:Ah yes being told to gently caress off because you don't have the opinions of the group. I missed this. lol you've never had sex with an adult human being and have a reg date of '05. Jesus dude just shut the gently caress up and go away. G-III fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Jun 2, 2019 |
# ? Jun 2, 2019 23:54 |
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Zaphod42 posted:Nah how about gently caress off forever with your weird loving hate posting in the middle of pride month of all things I'm stunned at your show of overwhelming diversity and inclusiveness. So righteous. I didn't realize MK11 was an ideology! Yes get all this sexual objectification off of the glorified action figures and their absurd world of ultra violence. (But only the ladies of course, respect digital beings rights, but also f*** the Manz!) This all reads to me as phoney virtue signaling. Pride month, what? Is this some sort of video game gentrification right out of San Francisco CA. In the end its all maths and most importantly art, cgi'd together into a big eyesore of gray and brown deserts, lack luster fights, and a painful experience for long time fans of the series. I heard NR soon to release Mortal Kombat: Blackops. But I guess I Raidone hosed Up Now. Because logic is the enemy and truth is a menace. (Also on a personal note your antagonistic ad-hominem remarks towards me wont change how I feel about a "twitter inspired" & consumerist bland lazy pile of dreck. Bleh.) haha a homophobe what. My ex-boyfriend has bigger tits than Shee-rek.
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 23:54 |
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HOTLANTA MAN posted:Still lookin for that Barakacock https://i.imgur.com/3lDUdtL.mp4
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 23:57 |
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lets burn posted:I'm stunned at your show of overwhelming diversity and inclusiveness. So righteous. I didn't realize MK11 was an ideology! You are actually utter garbage and need to gently caress off forever.
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 23:57 |
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lets burn posted:So much for the tolerant left! Yep
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 23:57 |
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Guys, I think I just got alt-right bingo.
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 23:58 |
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Those communists are the most tolerant when shrieking and screaming "we hate free speech"
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:00 |
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lets burn posted:Those communists are the most tolerant when shrieking and screaming "we hate free speech" SA isn't the government, dipshit
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:00 |
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im permabanned poster tarktanstomper58
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:01 |
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Ate My Balls Redux posted:SA isn't the government, dipshit I guess we'll just have to agree to disagreeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:04 |
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Thanks man appreciate it
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:04 |
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im jacking off RIGHT NOW!!! hahahaha!!
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:05 |
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lets burn posted:I guess we'll just have to agree to disagreeeeeeeeeeeeeee Holy poo poo shut up
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:05 |
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quote:I'm stunned at your show of overwhelming diversity and inclusiveness. So righteous. I didn't realize MK11 was an ideology! This reads like a parody of MRAs rather than genuine. Not that being a parody would make the post it any better mind you.
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:05 |
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lets burn posted:I guess we'll just have to agree to disagreeeeeeeeeeeeeee why are so mad about video games
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:14 |
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May your butt pains leave you over time as you spend hours grinding your gender neutral barbie dolls. I didn't mean to inflame loose sphincters and incite the total kuckbate flame brigade this morning. I'll stop egging y'all on. I don't want to get milkshaked for "thought crime," by an 11yr old otherkin twinspirit
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:17 |
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lets burn posted:May your butt pains leave you over time as you spend hours grinding your gender neutral barbie dolls. you forgot the 'i identify as an attack helicopter' bit, big one to miss while you're rattling off all the other dumbshit pepe classics
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:20 |
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lets burn posted:May your butt pains leave you over time as you spend hours grinding your gender neutral barbie dolls. I am the twin spirit other thing who bullied you in college, take it out on me....not my Jade' s non stripper cosmetics. MoaM fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Jun 3, 2019 |
# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:24 |
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Using the power of the hourglass, I shall rewrite time over and over again until New Sheeva can cradle me lovingly in her large arms, which is my idea of a utopian world.
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:26 |
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No Sheeva buttfloss until I get to see Young Kano and Old Kano gently caress, it's 2019 and that's the rule
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:27 |
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I want Kollector to slide his peepee into lets burn's dripping hot anus, and then draws on his face a poo poo stache while ejaculating directly into his eyes..or perhaps directly into one of lets burn's nostrils like he was oiling up the tinman
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:28 |
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i want sindel to step on my balls
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:30 |
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The Duchess Smackarse posted:i want sindel to step on my balls Shao Kahn account spotted.
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:31 |
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Quote-Unquote posted:So tonight has been the first time I've ever played a fighting game online and I (barely) won three times in a row. Now I can't get a game because everyone is declining. All the bars are green, ping is fine. Ranked sets can be stressful since people are usually bringing their best so I like to bounce around between KOTH and Kasual to keep things interesting. Usually if I start dropping a lot of games in one mode I can start winning again in another. It really helps to keep rematching against the same opponent even if you start out losing a lot because chances are they're just beating you with 1-2 unfamiliar strings and by the end you can figure them out. Unless of course it's a Scorpion player, in which case you should Mercy+Brutality and Find Next Opponent.
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:33 |
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lets burn posted:May your butt pains leave you over time as you spend hours grinding your gender neutral barbie dolls. this dude 100% jerks off to video games and Magic cards, probably
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:38 |
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Wishing the world was "less racist" isn't a utopia. Oh let's burn you're a dinosaur. I didn't realize not liking Jaxxx's ending makes you the duck dynasty guy, either. But ask for a lazy mess and get a bunch of #metoo comments. I'm sure all you "institutionalized victims" will be the rapist oppressor scum in no time flat. Kollector looking like a goblin-esque hindu god is pretty different. He could be in the middle of a Scorpion, Kotal Khan, Shao Khan, Kung Lao, noob saibot, johnny cage circle jerk. Love that weird gay fan art.
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:42 |
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lets burn posted:Because logic is the enemy and truth is a menace. Please give us an example where you explained your logic. I see you Shapiro type crybabies talking about their precious logic whenever someone argues with them, and it seems like it's just a kneejerk reaction whenever anyone talks back to you. Also speaking of logic, lol: lets burn posted:(But only the ladies of course, respect digital beings rights, but also f*** the Manz!) Please, please elaborate on why you can't make the connection that fully dressed female characters were designed to please Actual Real Life Women who play video games and isn't an attempt to protect the civil rights of fictional characters. Please also explain how this is an attack on men. As a straight white man, I'm curious as to how you've been so viciously and directly attacked by this video game while I've gotten through it unscathed. lets burn posted:(Also on a personal note your antagonistic ad-hominem remarks towards me wont change how I feel about a "twitter inspired" & consumerist bland lazy pile of dreck. Bleh.)
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:44 |
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Doc Walrus posted:As a straight white man uh oh... better not go there.
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:46 |
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I'm gonna masturbate to the women in this game just to stick it to the chuds.
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:47 |
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lets burn posted:Wishing the world was "less racist" isn't a utopia. Oh let's burn you're a dinosaur. What the gently caress are you even talking about. My conservative grandpa Cc's me emails that are more coherent than this poo poo. Fawf fucked around with this message at 00:54 on Jun 3, 2019 |
# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:51 |
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Jamesman posted:I'm gonna masturbate to the women in this game just to stick it to the chuds. You are going to have to just imagine some because like most of the fans of this game all the characters are genital-less.
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:51 |
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How many 'get the last word in' s do you think he'll go through before the day is over
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:53 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 06:49 |
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lets burn posted:Wishing the world was "less racist" isn't a utopia. Oh let's burn you're a dinosaur. Stop posting.
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:58 |