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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

https://twitter.com/KevinMKruse/status/1135367220366913538

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docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

radical meme posted:

So Trump wants me to boycott AT&T. Well you see Donald, I would but, it's the only choice I have for internet service. Plus it''s the only alternative to cable television with it's ownership of DirecTV. Plus it's one of only, what is it now, 4 cellular providers. God drat he's stupid.

Yeah. That's the stupid thing here.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Ugh I ate meat for the first time in about four months last night and now my stomach feels tore up and I feel like I'm going to poo poo my pants

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 353 days!

punchymcpunch posted:

its no secret that mcdonalds casts spells on their coca cola to make it taste better than normal coca cola. thats just the ol ronald razzle dazzle

Ok I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed this, I just thought it artificially tasted better when eating mcdonalds garbage

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

kaleedity posted:

if it makes you feel any better I think bk may have somehow concocted the worst onion rings on earth

yeah BK onion rings suck but as far as BK goes a rodeo burger is not bad

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Mayor Dave posted:

Ugh I ate meat for the first time in about four months last night and now my stomach feels tore up and I feel like I'm going to poo poo my pants

this is because the meat-binding enzymes in your gut, meatrose, have begun to die off. you need to buy some meat pills

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1135538056440766464

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/medical_xpress/status/1135561798910971911?s=20
Oops!

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

twoday posted:

it reminds me of that awful story from the Liberian Civil War when people from General Buck Naked's army would sneak into villages a few days before a a major attack and kill and steal clothing from old women, and then when the attack happened the people would be confronted with soldiers wearing the clothing of their dead family members
That is the most horrifyingly creative atrocity I have ever heard of. :stare:

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Mayor Dave posted:

Ugh I ate meat for the first time in about four months last night and now my stomach feels tore up and I feel like I'm going to poo poo my pants

go on and poo poo them: this may be the day that you become president

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Say what you want about the Brits they're much closer to figuring out what actually bothers Trump than the hashtag resistance.

However this is all relative since we already know exactly what really fucks him up because he specifically asked for only one thing to not be joked about at his stupid rear end comedy central roast, and we're all incredible dumb fucks for not needling him about it all day long until he has a mental breakdown.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
my daughter put taco bell hot sauce on a tangerine this morning and loved it, that's my latest fast food story thanks for reading

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



tenderjerk posted:

Ok I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed this, I just thought it artificially tasted better when eating mcdonalds garbage

tbh i bet all the salt does make soda taste sweeter

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

smarxist posted:

just got the mail and my thc vape carts are here, been almost a week of being stone loving sober, god bless

jesus

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Idgi, did you change something

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Mayor Dave posted:

Ugh I ate meat for the first time in about four months last night and now my stomach feels tore up and I feel like I'm going to poo poo my pants

given that pantshitting is a sacred internet ritual, i say follow your butt's heart

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Mayor Dave posted:

Ugh I ate meat for the first time in about four months last night and now my stomach feels tore up and I feel like I'm going to poo poo my pants

I almost pant shitted this morn.
good thing my house is on the way from dropping the kid at school and work.
It was a very close one CSPAM and I was thinking of our beloved forums and the pants of shitted past.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012




Dr. Henry Kissinger and president Trump greeting Queen Elizabeth in 1987 (colorized)

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



smarxist posted:

just got the mail and my thc vape carts are here, been almost a week of being stone loving sober, god bless

time to re-open that umbrella and once again be protected from the storm

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

punchymcpunch posted:

tbh i bet all the salt does make soda taste sweeter

No, they literally get a special kind of coca cola delivered to them that most other places don't get. Dicks burgers here in Seattle gets it too, not sure who else but it's the best poo poo of all time.

I used to think it was just them keeping their syrup ratio correct all the time but it's a completely different recipe.

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

I mean he's being honest about his ability and knowledge regarding all things in life

He was handed millions at birth and just coasting on scams

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Say what you want about the Brits they're much closer to figuring out what actually bothers Trump than the hashtag resistance.

However this is all relative since we already know exactly what really fucks him up because he specifically asked for only one thing to not be joked about at his stupid rear end comedy central roast, and we're all incredible dumb fucks for not needling him about it all day long until he has a mental breakdown.

you'll probably be arrested for terrorism or treason or making the president feel bad here in the US and thrown in jail for 10 years

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Mayor Dave posted:

Ugh I ate meat for the first time in about four months last night and now my stomach feels tore up and I feel like I'm going to poo poo my pants

I get this any time I eat steak now :sigh:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

twoday posted:

Idgi, did you change something

No I didn't change a thing.
I just wanted to see the pic without the twitter embed.
Maybe someone cooler than me will do a funny

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

BeefThief posted:

go on and poo poo them: this may be the day that you become president

There's a cursed pair of pants and if you poo poo in them you become president

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Intel&Sebastian posted:

No, they literally get a special kind of coca cola delivered to them that most other places don't get. Dicks burgers here in Seattle gets it too, not sure who else but it's the best poo poo of all time.

dick burgers huh

:hmmyes: i would like to invest in your venture

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Say what you want about the Brits

couldve ended the post there

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

rip proncess die, the peoples pintrestess

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Shageletic posted:

I guarantee Stone's death threat was posted at like 2 AM amongst another coke binge with his weird youthful hanger-ons

How does he afford coke he's broke

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
ok nevermind the internet says it's actually because they get syrup delivered in steel containers rather than bags and keep their machines on point.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



ok i just did some research and apparently mcdonalds keep their coke in stainless steel tanks and thats why

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

quote:

Nominating centrist Democrats who don’t speak to class issues will result in a great swathe of voters simply not voting. Conversely, right-wing candidates who speak to class issues, but who do so by harnessing a false consciousness — e.g. blaming immigrants and minorities for capitalism’s ills, rather than capitalists — will win back those same voters who would have voted for a more class-conscious left candidate. Piketty calls this a “bifurcated” voting situation, e.g. many voters will connect either with far-right xenophobic nationalists or left-egalitarian internationalists, but perhaps nothing inbetween.

Piketty’s paper is an inconvenient truth for the Democratic Party. The party’s leaders see themselves as the left wing of capital — supporting social policies that liberal rich people can get behind, never daring to enact economic reforms that might step on rich donors’ toes. Hence, the establishment seems intent on anointing the centrist Democrats of capital, who push liberal social policies and neoliberal economic policies.

History speaks to Piketty’s truths. In the early twentieth century, the rural Great Plains states were hotbeds of socialism; Kansas and Oklahoma particularly had vast socialist movements, parties and newspapers. The demographics of these states weren’t particularly different from now — lots of rural white people, many of whom are farmers.

https://www.salon.com/2019/06/02/there-is-hard-data-that-shows-that-a-centrist-democrat-would-be-a-losing-candidate/

Democrats gonna lose unless they stop being 1990's Republicans.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

lorn Wayne posted:

dick burgers huh

:hmmyes: i would like to invest in your venture

Everyone in Seattle loves wolfing down a big ol' bag of greasy Dicks

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



also yeah they have more sugar in em

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Bethamphetamine posted:

Democrats gonna lose

yet another post that couldve stopped early

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/alexwickham/status/1135576211357405184
:bisonyes:

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
donald trump looks like human garbage but he didn't poo poo his pants so he's super presidential in england rn

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