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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


orange sky posted:

Also have you noticed that a half naked woman is scoring


That's just Madrid party life though.

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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe

I hate these live-action Disney reboots. "Deer and squirrel" doesn't sound as good with a fake Russian accent as the original.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



orange sky posted:

Also have you noticed that a half naked woman is scoring

That's not how it's done? I have been playing soccer completely wrong then.

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

Hirethor posted:

It's a video, sorry, but this just happened to me:

https://imgur.com/6NwvUy0

You shouldn’t have worn shoes that look like pigeons if you didn’t want this to happen. Just saying you might’ve been asking for it.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

OutOfPrint posted:

I hate these live-action Disney reboots. "Deer and squirrel" doesn't sound as good with a fake Russian accent as the original.

It is "Moose and Sqvirrel", comrade. :commissar:

frankee
Dec 29, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9m2vRd4Sb8

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
https://twitter.com/nobbys_art/status/1135256892211470336

A_Account
Nov 29, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Serious question, will you get high if you drink bong water?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

A_Account posted:

Serious question, will you get high if you drink bong water?

If you can hold it down, yes.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

A_Account posted:

Serious question, will you get high if you drink bong water?

If at all, it would be a very minor experience for a very large investment. Water is not an effective filter for the active ingredients of marijuana, it's used mainly to filter out the ash and cool the smoke you inhale. So only trace amounts of THC would be left in the water, and you would have to drink a lot of it to intake the equivalent of the chemical that you would from one toke or drag off the bong via the intended method. It would also taste like poo poo, be full of filth and usually sitting in an unclean vessel. It would be akin to drinking the liquid at the bottom of your trash/recycling bin hoping to get drunk off the drippings from beer cans.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
yeah if you really wanted to use bongwater to get high you'd be better off straining the resin out to accumulate for knifers

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

LawfulWaffle posted:

It would be akin to drinking the liquid at the bottom of your trash/recycling bin hoping to get drunk off the drippings from beer cans.

Wait.... that's a thing? That'll free up a lot of my budget!
"Ok, guys, this round is on me! Just follow me around back, bring your straws"

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

MrUnderbridge posted:

Wait.... that's a thing? That'll free up a lot of my budget!
"Ok, guys, this round is on me! Just follow me around back, bring your straws"

https://i.imgur.com/jpR7bva.mp4

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

THC and CBD aren't water soluble, so no, you'll just be drinking ash and will likely puke pretty quick (depending on how stank the water is).


Efb

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



If you drink that, declare it tasty, and ask if they have another barmat, you will be cut off.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
The name for that cocktail is a Jersey Turnpike.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Na man that's a sex act involving two skanks and an an ice cream cone. vanilla -choc flakes preferably.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

ultrafilter posted:

If you drink that, declare it tasty, and ask if they have another barmat, you will be cut off.

That is being cut off, they're just assassinating your last few brain cells so the bouncer can calmly steer you out the door rather than having to wrestle you out step by step.

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(
We had so many bros order the booze sloppail drippings (aka "the jungle juice") that we kept a little pale with just a bunch of random alcohol and pop poured into it to use. Nothing is real every experience is suspect.

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007





I keep trying to find loss.jpg in this

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

I thought that was the bartender's response when someone asked for a free birthday shot.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

What the gently caress, no ice? Someone's not getting any tips today.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Isnt' that called a Trainwreck

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

kiimo posted:

Isnt' that called a Trainwreck

No, that’s the person drinking it.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

kiimo posted:

Isnt' that called a Trainwreck

This is:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Trainwreck is an act involving ten male hobos, eight pairs of nylon mesh stockings, one rubber dildo and a gallon of booze.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Trainwreck is an Amy Schumer movie

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord
you're all wrong, this is a trainwreck: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3811995&userid=223661

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

By popular demand posted:

a gallon of booze.

Ok, but what do the other nine hobos drink?

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS





No, this is a trainwreck: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3394711&pagenumber=22&perpage=40#post407153083

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Who What Now posted:

Ok, but what do the other nine hobos drink?

Have you never heard of a timeshare? :barf:

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

What game is this?

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
A Game of Throwns

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Elohssa Gib posted:

What game is this?

Cosmic Wimpout

Cheap, fun, extremely portable

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Elohssa Gib posted:

What game is this?

Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Son of a bitch I had like 240 points going. :mad:

e:

The Bloop posted:

Cosmic Wimpout

Cheap, fun, extremely portable

Also has the benefit of making you seem like a crazy person while you try to explain the rules for the first few games, then everyone just gets it.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Dewgy posted:

Son of a bitch I had like 240 points going. :mad:

e:


Also has the benefit of making you seem like a crazy person while you try to explain the rules for the first few games, then everyone just gets it.

With official rules such as:
You May Not Want To But You Must
and
Futless

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