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ModernMajorGeneral
Jun 25, 2010
F, A

Given what we're about to do I don't think the annexation of south Italy is going to be what makes us an international pariah. May as well grab what we can.

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i81icu812
Dec 5, 2006

Hashim posted:

It's been a few centuries yeah, but the english are still around -



Huh. I’m kinda surprised



Still gently caress the English, Celtic empire forever. Also there’s enough to make a credible languedoc state. Just reward for their loyalty.

i81icu812 fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Jun 6, 2019

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
How did the Shan end up on Greenland?

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Сомали is pretty funny to me.

B, C

Erwin the German
May 30, 2011

:3
F, D

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

NewMars posted:

I think it's pretty hilarious that according to this map, the only parts of Australia with french people in it are the places no one actually lives. The entire french population of the Australian continent probably comes down to 15 people and a flag.

I am trying my best to imagine the French inhabitants of Mt Isa or Broken Hill. It's not easy.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Tree Bucket posted:

I am trying my best to imagine the French inhabitants of Mt Isa or Broken Hill. It's not easy.

Bogans, but speaking French.

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


I started checking this LP recently and I was wondering where do the "Imjiri" and "Ibriz" terms come from. Those are/were Arab/Berber colonies right?

Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

What the hell are the North American French even doing at this point

MaxieSatan
Oct 19, 2017

critical support for anarchists

Rody One Half posted:

What the hell are the North American French even doing at this point

my guess is either "building bunkers" or "looking up anglicized versions of their surnames"

hashashash
Nov 2, 2016

Cure for cancer discovered!
Court physicians hate him!
:siren:Vote's over!:siren: Frankish Realm is completely dismantled and Scotland goes to the Celts, and we're grabbing Sicily while dividing the rest of the peninsula into two socialist republics.


Frankish vote:

A— 0 —

B— 6 — Crazycryodude, Innocent_Bystander, Lynneth, Jeoh, 420 Gank Mid, HiHo ChiRho.

C— 3 — paragon1, Pakled, Ghost of Mussolini.

D— 4 — Super Jay Mann, Zikan, Technowolf, QuoProQuid.

E— 26 — Thordain, Ikasuhito, Rody One Half, CommissarMega, KYOON GRIFFEY JR, Flavius Aetass, ChrisAsmadi, Moon Slayer, habeasdorkus, Jack2142, Mirdini, Kangxi, Dr_Gee, Aeromancia, Archaeology Hat, Mantis42, sloshmonger, orangelex44, Polgas, Chatrapati, Guper, Toningly, Snipee, Mr_Autoshades, iLurk, Frionnel,

F— 12 — Lord Cyrahzax, Eleven Eleven, Negrostrike, MaxieSatan, Akratic Method, crimea, skipThings, Slaan, everydayfalls, The Bold Kobold, ModernMajorGeneral, Erwin the German.

G— 18 — Soup du Jour, Xelkelvos, persopolis, Cerebral Bore, ThatBasqueGuy, RubricMarine, Grammarchist, Ibblebibble, ZearothK, V. Illych L., Talas, Dreissi, Luhood, Pacho, GunnerJ, zedar, GSD, wiegieman.


Italy vote:

A— 8 — Lord Cyrahzax, Cerebral Bore, ThatBasqueGuy, Flavius Aetass, Ibblebibble, ZearothK, 420 Gank Mid, ModernMajorGeneral.

B— 11 — Xelkelvos, Eleven Eleven, Crazycryodude, Grammarchist, Talas, Dreissi, crimea, Archaeology Hat, zedar, everydayfalls, The Bold Kobold.

C— 25 — Zikan, Thordain, Ikasuhito, CommissarMega, ChrisAsmadi, Innocent_Bystander, habeasdorkus, MaxieSatan, Lynneth, Mirdini, Kangxi, V. Illych L., Aeromancia, Akratic Method, Mantis42, GunnerJ, sloshmonger, orangelex44, Slaan, Polgas, Guper, Snipee, Mr_Autoshades, iLurk, HiHo ChiRho.

D— 18 — Super Jay Mann, Soup du Jour, Rody One Half, persopolis, RubricMarine, Moon Slayer, paragon1, Pakled, Pacho, QuoProQuid, GSD, Chatrapati, wiegieman, Toningly, Ghost of Mussolini, Frionnel, Erwin the German.

E— 6 — Jack2142, Technowolf, Dr_Gee, Luhood, Jeoh, skipThings.

hashashash
Nov 2, 2016

Cure for cancer discovered!
Court physicians hate him!

Negrostrike posted:

I started checking this LP recently and I was wondering where do the "Imjiri" and "Ibriz" terms come from. Those are/were Arab/Berber colonies right?

They're old Berber and Arabic words that I gave to the Moroccan/Andalusi colonies, yeah. Can't remember exactly what they translated into, but imjir was a shorter "western lands" I think, and ibriz was along the lines of "golden lands".

hashashash fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Jun 5, 2019

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Hashim posted:

:siren:Vote's over!:siren: Frankish Realm is completely dismantled and Scotland goes to the Celts, and we're grabbing Sicily while dividing the rest of the peninsula into two socialist republics.

I believe you mean to say that these votes were the unanimous voice of the Shura-buro. (flips idly through his notebook of crypto-reactionaries and splitters)

MaxieSatan
Oct 19, 2017

critical support for anarchists

habeasdorkus posted:

I believe you mean to say that these votes were the unanimous voice of the Shura-buro. (flips idly through his notebook of crypto-reactionaries and splitters)

You have no idea how mad I am that you voted with the majority both times so I can't make a smug counter-post on the matter. :colbert:

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


France's just done got taifed.

So... When are we nuking Marrakesh?

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

i think we just made a mistake, lads

we should at least have given all of britain to the celts, they might've been able to actually contribute to the inevitable naval war in that case

MaxieSatan
Oct 19, 2017

critical support for anarchists

ZearothK posted:

France's just done got taifed.

So... When are we nuking Marrakesh?

Marrakesh is our friend now. Save the bombs for someone who we can at least TRY to argue almost kind of deserves it instead of stabbing our own puppets in the back for funny ha has.

Kangxi
Nov 12, 2016

"Too paranoid for you?"
"Not me, paranoia's the garlic in life's kitchen, right, you can never have too much."
Yes, comrades, we will all be rewarded for what we have done. This is our moment to shine.

tatankatonk
Nov 4, 2011

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.
Hashim is definitely going to kill us all, at least we took France down with us

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

V. Illych L. posted:

i think we just made a mistake, lads

we should at least have given all of britain to the celts, they might've been able to actually contribute to the inevitable naval war in that case

Idk what the point is to separating England from the Rest of the Isles besides minimizing inevitable unrest. If the France issue was separate, then there's more than enough voted for a unified Isles

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

Kangxi posted:

Yes, comrades, we will all be rewarded for what we have done. This is our moment to shine.

Shine indeed! Our future’s so bright we gotta wear shades!

i81icu812
Dec 5, 2006

Xelkelvos posted:

Idk what the point is to separating England from the Rest of the Isles besides minimizing inevitable unrest. If the France issue was separate, then there's more than enough voted for a unified Isles

There’s gonna be a poo poo ton of unrest in ‘England’ anyway. The English haven’t been independent for centuries so there’s tons of Celts/Scottish/French in England now.

And lololololol making Wales independent theyre gonna be a huge help


gently caress all of Cornwall and the whole south coast of Britain are French now.

i81icu812 fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Jun 5, 2019

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

The Celts don't deserve getting England back because while they have been steadfast allies, they kind of have just sucked rear end for centuries on actually helping us win anything.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Jack2142 posted:

The Celts don't deserve getting England back because while they have been steadfast allies, they kind of have just sucked rear end for centuries on actually helping us win anything.

apparently their sacrifice of nearly a million men in scotland helped distract the franks for our invasion of the isle

plus, deserve's got nothing to do with it, they would've had the industrial base to actually build ships

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

V. Illych L. posted:

apparently their sacrifice of nearly a million men in scotland helped distract the franks for our invasion of the isle

plus, deserve's got nothing to do with it, they would've had the industrial base to actually build ships

We don't want competition for Naval Hegemony in the future!

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Jack2142 posted:

The Celts don't deserve getting England back because while they have been steadfast allies, they kind of have just sucked rear end for centuries on actually helping us win anything.

Also they blew up our navy a couple times.

Still sore about that to be honest.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Jack2142 posted:

We don't want competition for Naval Hegemony in the future!

We don't have Naval hegemony now and there's at least two other countries ahead of us whose navies are enough to probably permanently blocade the whole of europe.

Lord Cyrahzax
Oct 11, 2012

Didn’t we taifa England anyway? The Celts may as well start taking their due while we eat Russian nukes

Luhood
Nov 13, 2012
With this shitshow I almost hope we get Taifa'd again! :colbert:

i81icu812
Dec 5, 2006

Lord Cyrahzax posted:

Didn’t we taifa England anyway? The Celts may as well start taking their due while we eat Russian nukes

Assuming we don’t all die in a nuclear explosion the likely result of giving the celts only Scotland and creating helpless rump welsh and English states on their doorstep is the celts hate us and eat Wales and England anyway.



So par for the course really.

Lord Cyrahzax
Oct 11, 2012

i81icu812 posted:

Assuming we don’t all die in a nuclear explosion the likely result of giving the celts only Scotland and creating helpless rump welsh and English states on their doorstep is the celts hate us and eat Wales and England anyway.



So par for the course really.

Comedy option is New England finally making their homecoming

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

just realized that the almoravids moved to the opposite side of the world right before a nuclear war started in europe. clever...

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

MaxieSatan posted:

You have no idea how mad I am that you voted with the majority both times so I can't make a smug counter-post on the matter. :colbert:

Of course I was with the majority, comrade. Are you suggesting you weren't? :smuggo:

i81icu812
Dec 5, 2006

Lord Cyrahzax posted:

Comedy option is New England finally making their homecoming

After three hundred years of exile the King Over the Water finally makes his triumphant return!

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Here's a question: Does the new English government make London its capital to minimize disruption even though its been thoroughly Frankified or do they relocate to York, the location of the short-lived English Republic (~1863-1865), for symbolic value even though it is smaller and near the border of the Celtic Union?

QuoProQuid fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Jun 6, 2019

Eleven Eleven
Nov 12, 2016

QuoProQuid posted:

Here's a question: Does the new English government make London its capital to minimize disruption even though its been thoroughly Frankified or do they relocate to York, the location of the short-lived English Republic (~1863-1865), for symbolic value even though it is smaller and near the border of the Celtic Union?

I support York as the English capital.

Mr_Autoshades
Dec 5, 2016

Are my eyes hosed or is Japan Patchworked with Manchu's? I may be mixing this lp with another one but I thought Japan been Sovereign it's whole existence, where did all of these people come from?

Lord Cyrahzax
Oct 11, 2012

Oh, I'm loving Russian cultured Ethiopia and Yemen

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Yay, my exact combo won. It was the most sensible path.

Mr_Autoshades posted:

Are my eyes hosed or is Japan Patchworked with Manchu's? I may be mixing this lp with another one but I thought Japan been Sovereign it's whole existence, where did all of these people come from?

The Manchus invaded during EU4.

Mantis42 fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Jun 6, 2019

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ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


Yeah, Manchus had control of most of Japan for a good chunk of EU, only to lose it from what ended up being a militant republican (?) movement that managed to violently expel them and then fail to live up to their potential for hundreds of years

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