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FlamingLiberal posted:God drat Star Raiders may be the worst movie they’ve done yet My dude have you even seen Rollergator?
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Jun 7, 2019 14:40
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Rollergator live would spark riots in theaters
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Jun 7, 2019 14:49
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vg3s7xV__X8 For context. And Joe Estevez isn't even in that scene.
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Jun 7, 2019 14:51
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Yeah Rollergator was by far the worst thing I've ever seen, and that includes how many times I've had to see Tommy Wiseau's wormy thrusting with his hip-dick. Though I really don't wan't to stay for the credits of Star Raiders since my fat rear end is one of the idiots in line. You can actually see my Lyft pulling up in the credits of Octaman, I got there too late to high five the guys because my boss is an rear end in a top hat 
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Jun 7, 2019 16:01
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Breadallelogram posted:Rollergator live would spark riots in theaters That's the one riff I will never watch again. I don't care if they did a whole new riff for a live show, I would not go see it.
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BaronVonVaderham posted:Yeah Rollergator was by far the worst thing I've ever seen, and that includes how many times I've had to see Tommy Wiseau's wormy thrusting with his hip-dick. Oh my. That sounds rough. I think I threw up in my mouth a little.
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Jun 7, 2019 17:38
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One thing I thought was really funny was how poor the make up was on all the masks. Like how both the big head guy and the lizard woman didn't have the mouths properly attached so the mask lips barely moved and you could see their real mouths. Also it wasn't clear but I'm pretty sure you weren't supposed to be able to see the bad guy's eyes through his fake head mask.
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Jun 7, 2019 20:00
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i showed my friends rollergator once. we had a blast, but i'm not sure if they ever forgave me
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Jun 7, 2019 21:10
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muscles like this! posted:One thing I thought was really funny was how poor the make up was on all the masks. Like how both the big head guy and the lizard woman didn't have the mouths properly attached so the mask lips barely moved and you could see their real mouths. Also it wasn't clear but I'm pretty sure you weren't supposed to be able to see the bad guy's eyes through his fake head mask. The bad guy eyes was the best part. I don't even know if the guys caught it because it seems like it would be something that just needs to be called out, like the stormtrooper helmet thing in Star Wars. The thing about the makeup to me is that almost every alien was so close to being good, and then there would be one major flaw that tanked it--other than the mouths, which were universally bad. Lizard lady's eyes were too high in the mask so they were constant hidden by the brow ridge. Bad guy's eyes. Captain Lou's mustache. Etc. It was like Uncanny Valley: The Movie.
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Jun 7, 2019 21:24
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Oh this looks like a good one guys. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8g-xN4PLmM
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Jun 7, 2019 21:56
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Well, that was incredibly stupid.
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Jun 8, 2019 00:17
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If you haven't yet, watch Fun in Balloon Land Starts with a short with a threadbare plot that is supposed to be a young child's dream, followed by very poorly shot (I wouldn't be surprised to find out the guy running the camera was someone's 7th grade son) footage of a Thanksgiving parade in Philadelphia in 1965, with an increasingly nonsensical, potentially inebriated narrator.
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Jun 11, 2019 16:28
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Daniel Baldwin! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UyL1XlRPWM
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Jun 15, 2019 02:25
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We're about 10 minutes into "The Apple". What the actual gently caress am I watching.
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Jun 15, 2019 02:54
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BaronVonVaderham posted:We're about 10 minutes into "The Apple". What the actual gently caress am I watching. BIM is on the way!
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Jun 15, 2019 02:58
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Just wait till you get to the last 10 minutes.
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Jun 15, 2019 02:59
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I was not nearly high enough to deal with the heavenly pimpmobile.
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Jun 15, 2019 03:55
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X-O posted:Just wait till you get to the last 10 minutes. Hell, every single 10 minute segment of that movie offers a new and weird bit of cinematic derangement.
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Jun 15, 2019 04:14
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Anyone else having trouble with the MUSTACHE coupon code?
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Jun 15, 2019 19:09
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echopapa posted:Anyone else having trouble with the MUSTACHE coupon code? Yeah it says 15% off everything, EXCLUDES Yesterday's Target, gift cards, and preorders. But in my cart it says "15% off Yesterday's Target" and only gives me $1.50 off my $33 cart.
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Jun 15, 2019 19:15
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By the way, Star Raiders coupons are still working E: https://twitter.com/RiffTrax/status/1139964647421800448 ringu0 fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Jun 15, 2019 |
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Jun 15, 2019 19:57
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BaronVonVaderham posted:We're about 10 minutes into "The Apple". What the actual gently caress am I watching. 1980 compressed to a wafer-thin sheet, punched with sprocket holes, and run through a projector. They achieved this remarkable breakthrough in 1977 with Viva Knievel and Breaker Breaker, both of which I watched in the same weekend as The Apple and holy poo poo I wanted a CB radio and pet rock by the end
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Jun 16, 2019 16:32
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Viva Knievel is a masterpiece. I didn't know they'd already riffed that one until I suggested it in a facebook thread soliciting movie recommendations. That was downloaded and I pressed play about 5 minutes after this discovery. I really hope we get to see them do Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park one day, but I'm not holding my breath.
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Jun 16, 2019 16:36
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Watching Blood Theater and I can't imagine how bad the skank character's acting had to be for them to dub over all her lines.
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Jun 17, 2019 01:18
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muscles like this! posted:Watching Blood Theater and I can't imagine how bad the skank character's acting had to be for them to dub over all her lines. I don't credit the director or anyone to feel any sense of shame or dedication to their craft, so in my headcannon the just messed up the audio during filming and called some random woman in to dub her as a quick fix.
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Jun 19, 2019 02:47
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Blood Theater is such a shambling mess of a movie. Was the killer actually a ghost? If he was why was he old instead of young like when he first killed those people? Why were all the women (with the exception of the secretary) in high school when it had no bearing on the plot? How did the theater owner expect three people to run a movie theater all by themselves? What was up with the mugging scene? Why did no one actually show up for the grand opening? How much nudity did Rifftrax cut out because it sure seems like there was more.
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Jun 19, 2019 03:48
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Don't attempt to find reason within Theatre of Blood, only madness lies there. I just took a big bite of The Apple, and it's loving amazing! Every costume is more flamboyant than the last, Even Liberace would say they should tone it down a bit. One of the funniest riffed films I ever experienced. Spoiler if you care: Its very telling that the stand in for hell just has a massive orgy which is somewhat sexually transgressive and the good people who go to heaven are all primitivist hippies.
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Jun 19, 2019 10:38
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i haven't seen all of the apple. don't think i can stand the guys making homophobic jokes for an hour and thirty minutes straight
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Jun 19, 2019 16:00
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Yeah, I'll give you that some of the jokes were both ill considered and on a 10 year old's edgy level. the movie works quite well without the riff FWIW.
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Jun 19, 2019 16:36
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I don’t remember any homophobic jokes. I do remember them making fun of the terrible reggae song and Jimmy Buffett Margaritavilles
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Jun 19, 2019 21:21
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Next time I watch it I'll note them all down, but for now I can recall stuff called as "gay" not maliciously sounding just internet teenager lingo circa 2002.
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Jun 19, 2019 21:36
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The one gay joke I recall is the joke about how gay they want the opening dance number and then going really really gay.
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Jun 20, 2019 03:38
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPcXlKBgkas For all your Rollergator LARP needs
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Jun 20, 2019 14:27
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Another Bill posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPcXlKBgkas Its name is perfectly accurate
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Jun 21, 2019 14:09
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I was catching up on some old riffs that I'd missed the first time around and was watching Merlin: The Return. I thought the kid looked exactly like the kid in the The Sorceror's Apprentice and it turned it was the same kid. And not only that, Rifftrax has now riffed this kid's entire filmography. He's been in The Sorceror's Apprentice, Merlin: The Return, The Fairy King of Ar, The Little Unicorn and Berserker: Hell's Warrior. What a weird sad career.
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Jun 22, 2019 03:45
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I love the new Holmes riff. Edit: Tom Lennon at the 4-minute 8-second mark! I mean, he's kinda slumming it but work is work! RandomPauI fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Jun 22, 2019 |
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Jun 22, 2019 04:52
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Okay what the gently caress was the short Toe Tell/Whose Shoe!
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Jun 22, 2019 16:52
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What the gently caress indeed.
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Jun 22, 2019 16:53
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Another Bill posted:BIM is on the way! It's true! I saw it once! 
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"Sherlock Holmes and the Deadly Necklace" sure is a film, about a man named Sherlock holmes, which has nothing to do with Will Ferrell or John C. Reilly. So thumbs up? 
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