Schadenfreude Thread: AHHHHHHHHH

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LordSaturn: Aug 12, 2007; sadly unfunny

Toothpaste Drew is the hardest-working man on the drat internet and I never begrudge him trying to make money by selling poo poo instead of hustling VC or whatever

Byzantine posted:

It's Saturn approved!

gently caress off

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funmanguy: Apr 20, 2006; What time is it?

Hi there drew, big fan

# ? Jun 7, 2019 03:24

Mr. Fix It: Oct 26, 2000; 💀ayyy💀

Drew and Natalie started a new podcast, so I'm guessing that the "sharemywifez0ne" story isn't entirely true or it is entirely false. Was a fun fan theory for a bit there, tho.

# ? Jun 7, 2019 03:38

Takoluka: Jun 26, 2009; Don't look at me!

Mr. Fix It posted:

Drew and Natalie started a new podcast, so I'm guessing that the "sharemywifez0ne" story isn't entirely true or it is entirely false. Was a fun fan theory for a bit there, tho.

Don't tell Screaming Idiot.

# ? Jun 7, 2019 03:51

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Zesty posted:

Slow-feed dog bowl.

https://i.imgur.com/4YiUj2R.mp4

A smart doggo

# ? Jun 7, 2019 04:45

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

Glad my old one hasn't figured that one out

# ? Jun 7, 2019 04:55

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Zesty posted:

Slow-feed dog bowl.

https://i.imgur.com/4YiUj2R.mp4

We had a dog who figured out how to do that.

Had to bolt the bowl to an old cupboard door and lay it on the ground to stop her.

Still spent every day for the next ten years trying to give that bowl a shake and lift it up every time she ate. She was a dedicated pig of a dig :allears:

# ? Jun 7, 2019 05:47

Inspector 34: Mar 9, 2009; DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL

Well I mean it still slows down feeding

# ? Jun 7, 2019 06:26

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

my brothers dog does that with regular bowls, apparently prefers to eat off the floor like a animal, the piece of poo poo

# ? Jun 7, 2019 07:26

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

Krankenstyle posted:

my brothers dog does that with regular bowls, apparently prefers to eat off the floor like a animal, the piece of poo poo

my old dog used to pick the food out of the bowl, spit it on the floor, then eat it

# ? Jun 7, 2019 07:34

BallerBallerDillz: Jun 11, 2009; Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me; Scratchmo

DiggityDoink posted:

my old dog used to pick the food out of the bowl, spit it on the floor, then eat it

My dog likes to take a mouth full of kibble out of the bowl and take it up onto the bed, spit it out, then eat it piece by piece leaving a big sloppy mess all over the bed

# ? Jun 7, 2019 07:39

MisterOblivious: Mar 17, 2010; by sebmojo

Megillah Gorilla posted:

We had a dog who figured out how to do that.

Had to bolt the bowl to an old cupboard door and lay it on the ground to stop her.

Still spent every day for the next ten years trying to give that bowl a shake and lift it up every time she ate. She was a dedicated pig of a dig

One woman's efforts to cat-proof an automated cat feeder: http://quinndunki.com/blondihacks/?p=3023
"Bolt it to the wall" was one of the early failed attempts.

Some teasers from the post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKV1kmaY3qQ

"This worked for almost two full days, which was a record. However, she chewed doggedly at that plastic soda bottle until she had destroyed it. In celebration, she ate some large number of extra meals while I was at work, and proceeded to throw up all over the kitchen. It was the best and worst day for Sprocket.
The idea of the chute extension was sound, it was just my implementation that was flawed. The junk pile coughed up a piece of 24ga copper sheet which I used to upgrade the extension."

# ? Jun 7, 2019 07:40

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Trig Discipline posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXkWSgU-CL0

I see Phoenix Search and Rescue has an aquatic unit.

zoux posted:

Folks, in a way, we're all brands.

You see, under Admiralty Law when the government writes your name in all-caps...

# ? Jun 7, 2019 07:49

gschmidl: Sep 3, 2011; watch with knife hands

MisterOblivious posted:

One woman's efforts to cat-proof an automated cat feeder: http://quinndunki.com/blondihacks/?p=3023

This is a diamond-grade pro click.

# ? Jun 7, 2019 07:51

Queen Combat: Dec 29, 2017; Lipstick Apathy

gschmidl posted:

This is a diamond-grade pro click.

# ? Jun 7, 2019 08:13

Aramoro: Jun 1, 2012

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Right. A DIY punk band that spends their time promoting the local scene, and then signs a record deal is a sellout, for instance.

There's a throwback pub punk band called Amyl and the Sniffers, pretty DIY and not bad. For some inexplicable reason they now get a load of support from Gucci, the band themselves seem slightly bewildered as to why it's happening as well. But it pays the bills for them.

# ? Jun 7, 2019 09:12

Nude: Nov 16, 2014; I have no idea what I'm doing.

MisterOblivious posted:

One woman's efforts to cat-proof an automated cat feeder: http://quinndunki.com/blondihacks/?p=3023
"Bolt it to the wall" was one of the early failed attempts.

Some teasers from the post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKV1kmaY3qQ

"This worked for almost two full days, which was a record. However, she chewed doggedly at that plastic soda bottle until she had destroyed it. In celebration, she ate some large number of extra meals while I was at work, and proceeded to throw up all over the kitchen. It was the best and worst day for Sprocket.
The idea of the chute extension was sound, it was just my implementation that was flawed. The junk pile coughed up a piece of 24ga copper sheet which I used to upgrade the extension."

This is so good.

# ? Jun 7, 2019 09:17

Zesty: Jan 17, 2012; The Great Twist

MisterOblivious posted:

One woman's efforts to cat-proof an automated cat feeder: http://quinndunki.com/blondihacks/?p=3023
"Bolt it to the wall" was one of the early failed attempts.

Some teasers from the post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKV1kmaY3qQ

"This worked for almost two full days, which was a record. However, she chewed doggedly at that plastic soda bottle until she had destroyed it. In celebration, she ate some large number of extra meals while I was at work, and proceeded to throw up all over the kitchen. It was the best and worst day for Sprocket.
The idea of the chute extension was sound, it was just my implementation that was flawed. The junk pile coughed up a piece of 24ga copper sheet which I used to upgrade the extension."

I'm dying.

# ? Jun 7, 2019 09:52

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

"gently caress you Mike, you piece of poo poo!" goat version

https://i.imgur.com/nMmYBfv.mp4

# ? Jun 7, 2019 10:04

Gort: Aug 18, 2003; Good day what ho cup of tea

gently caress this one guy in particulaaaaaaar

That goat is huge, anyone know the type?

# ? Jun 7, 2019 10:16

breadshaped: Apr 1, 2010; Soiled Meat

Yeah that's a Large Goat - _{Capra aegagrus hircus maximus}

# ? Jun 7, 2019 10:50

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

MisterOblivious posted:

One woman's efforts to cat-proof an automated cat feeder: http://quinndunki.com/blondihacks/?p=3023
"Bolt it to the wall" was one of the early failed attempts.

Some teasers from the post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKV1kmaY3qQ

quote:

The reason for using 1/8″ steel is that the resulting box will be so heavy as to be utterly out of the question for an 8lb mammal to effect change upon it in 3D space.

# ? Jun 7, 2019 11:11

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Too bad cats are four dimensional.

# ? Jun 7, 2019 11:19

gschmidl: Sep 3, 2011; watch with knife hands

Kennel posted:

Too bad cats are fur dimensional.

# ? Jun 7, 2019 11:42

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

sneakyfrog posted:

Glad my old one hasn't figured that one out

# ? Jun 7, 2019 12:42

PhotoKirk: Jul 2, 2007; insert witty text here

hawowanlawow posted:

*blows up food*

You monster!

# ? Jun 7, 2019 12:53

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

People drive like this in Houston constantly but in enormous trucks, it's so loving annoying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQMBvJuKjwk

# ? Jun 7, 2019 13:37

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

DiggityDoink posted:

my old dog used to pick the food out of the bowl, spit it on the floor, then eat it

My doggo does this. She gingerly picks up like five bits, puts them on the floor, and then eats them one by one.

SAVOR THE KIBBLE

# ? Jun 7, 2019 15:21

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Not every time, but occasionally my dogs will take a mouthful of kibble, go and curl up on the couch, and only then start crunching on it. Jump down, get a new one, curl up again. Repeat until full.

# ? Jun 7, 2019 15:27

Enos Cabell: Nov 3, 2004

My dog will take 1-2 bites, then do a full lap around the house and come back for another bite or two.

# ? Jun 7, 2019 15:46

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Enos Cabell posted:

My dog will take 1-2 bites, then do a full lap around the house and come back for another bite or two.

He's gotta work off those calories!

# ? Jun 7, 2019 15:48

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

Enos Cabell posted:

My dog will take 1-2 bites, then do a full lap around the house and come back for another bite or two.

This was me as a kid after watching Roadrunner cartoons.

# ? Jun 7, 2019 15:49

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Kennel posted:

Too bad cats are four dimensional.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ1qzoPV6V8&t=23s

# ? Jun 7, 2019 16:08

ewiley: Jul 9, 2003; More trash for the trash fire

MisterOblivious posted:

One woman's efforts to cat-proof an automated cat feeder: http://quinndunki.com/blondihacks/?p=3023
"Bolt it to the wall" was one of the early failed attempts.

Some teasers from the post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKV1kmaY3qQ

"This worked for almost two full days, which was a record. However, she chewed doggedly at that plastic soda bottle until she had destroyed it. In celebration, she ate some large number of extra meals while I was at work, and proceeded to throw up all over the kitchen. It was the best and worst day for Sprocket.
The idea of the chute extension was sound, it was just my implementation that was flawed. The junk pile coughed up a piece of 24ga copper sheet which I used to upgrade the extension."

Oh my god it's :killdozer:

for catfood. I have one of these autofeeders and goddamn I'm lucky my cat is a dumbass.

# ? Jun 7, 2019 16:22

zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

MisterOblivious posted:

One woman's efforts to cat-proof an automated cat feeder: http://quinndunki.com/blondihacks/?p=3023
"Bolt it to the wall" was one of the early failed attempts.

Some teasers from the post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKV1kmaY3qQ

"This worked for almost two full days, which was a record. However, she chewed doggedly at that plastic soda bottle until she had destroyed it. In celebration, she ate some large number of extra meals while I was at work, and proceeded to throw up all over the kitchen. It was the best and worst day for Sprocket.
The idea of the chute extension was sound, it was just my implementation that was flawed. The junk pile coughed up a piece of 24ga copper sheet which I used to upgrade the extension."

This cat rules. I aspire to be as motivated to do anything as this cat is to gorge itself.

# ? Jun 7, 2019 16:41

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

I like the bear and raccoon proof trash cans they have in a local national forest.
They're old mailboxes. Completely unsolvable by bears

# ? Jun 7, 2019 16:42

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

zakharov posted:

This cat rules. I aspire to be as motivated to do anything as this cat is to gorge itself.

Gorge itself to the point of vomiting, no less. Simultaneously the smartest and stupidest cat ever.

# ? Jun 7, 2019 16:56

El Spamo: Aug 21, 2003; Fuss and misery

Dog chat!
My dog will pick up a mouthful and carry it over to me before she starts chewing. Sometimes she'll drop it, but mostly I think she wants to eat in front of me for some reason, maybe to show that she's a good girl (wrong, the BEST girl) who eats he kibble.

# ? Jun 7, 2019 17:08

MrYenko: Jun 18, 2012; #2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

El Spamo posted:

Dog chat!
My dog will pick up a mouthful and carry it over to me before she starts chewing. Sometimes she'll drop it, but mostly I think she wants to eat in front of me for some reason, maybe to show that she's a good girl (wrong, the BEST girl) who eats he kibble.

Lots of dogs do this. Some dogs do it with wet food too. :v:

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Anora: Feb 16, 2014; I fuckin suck!🪠

chitoryu12 posted:

KKK Grand Wizard found murdered.

Odd fall out from this story. Turns out Frank Ancona runs a Honda dealership. But not the KKK grand wizard.

# ? Jun 7, 2019 17:26

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