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Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Xenocides posted:

Fun Mudd Facts:

There were plans for a third Mudd episode. They also considered bringing Mudd back as one of the cryogenically frozen passengers in "The Neutral Zone" in TNG which would have been brilliant. They also considered having him show up in "The Voyage Home" as a character witness in Kirk's trial.

"For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: 'It might have been!'"

The Mudd character was also changed into a Bajoran woman in the JJ-verse comics:

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Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Cardassian slave girls

# ? Jun 8, 2019 04:29

Winifred Madgers: Feb 12, 2002

Xenocides posted:

Fun Mudd Facts:

There were plans for a third Mudd episode. They also considered bringing Mudd back as one of the cryogenically frozen passengers in "The Neutral Zone" in TNG which would have been brilliant. They also considered having him show up in "The Voyage Home" as a character witness in Kirk's trial.

"For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: 'It might have been!'"

omg why did you tell me this :negative:

# ? Jun 8, 2019 05:18

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Cythereal posted:

Remember that this guy is now a mass murderer.

Yeah but it all got undone by the time loop so it doesn't count.

Except the space whale, I guess.

# ? Jun 8, 2019 05:26

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Reginod fucks.

# ? Jun 8, 2019 05:36

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Kharnifex posted:

Reginod fucks.

That Pakled "packs lead," iykwim

# ? Jun 8, 2019 05:41

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

I just bought a month of Showtime through Amazon to watch the new season of Billions, because I like Billions. Now I'm looking at what movies you can watch with a Showtime subscription and

# ? Jun 8, 2019 05:56

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I just bought a month of Showtime through Amazon to watch the new season of Billions, because I like Billions. Now I'm looking at what movies you can watch with a Showtime subscription and

The '80s was a dark time, dude

# ? Jun 8, 2019 06:03

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Bogus Adventure posted:

The Mudd character was also changed into a Bajoran woman in the JJ-verse comics:

What in tarnation.

# ? Jun 8, 2019 06:45

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Chomp8645 posted:

What in tarnation.

It was supposed to explain why the Enterprise had a ship from "the Mudd incident" in Into Darkness, IIRC

# ? Jun 8, 2019 06:47

Number_6: Jul 23, 2006; BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine); Pillbug

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I just bought a month of Showtime through Amazon to watch the new season of Billions, because I like Billions. Now I'm looking at what movies you can watch with a Showtime subscription and

Well, a lot of young fans were apparently terrified by WUB WUB WUB probe thing.

# ? Jun 8, 2019 07:13

Blistex: Oct 30, 2003; Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Bogus Adventure posted:

It was supposed to explain why the Enterprise had a ship from "the Mudd incident" in Into Darkness, IIRC

The JJ-verse is a cancer on the colon of Star Trek. It needs to be forgotten, not accommodated or explained.

# ? Jun 8, 2019 07:19

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

CaptainSkinny posted:

Preparing and eating bugs seems in line with Louisiana cooking.

Yeah anybody eating crawfish has no reason to look down on Ferengi. I refuese to believe the first white dude to pull a crawfish out the swamp and eat it did it for any reason but desperation.

# ? Jun 8, 2019 07:19

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Blistex posted:

The JJ-verse is a cancer on the colon of Star Trek. It needs to be forgotten, not accommodated or explained.

Well...

Uh...

Hmm....

:agreed:

# ? Jun 8, 2019 07:29

Xenocides: Jan 14, 2008; This world looks very scary....

Kharnifex posted:

Reginod fucks.

We look for things. Things that make us gooooo. :wink:

# ? Jun 8, 2019 08:19

Quicksilver6: Mar 21, 2008

I liked Beyond. Pegg seems to have grasped the basic thematics, Though really, Kirk should have tried a bit harder to stun and take the bad guy at the end alive. Certainly it was more fun and way less miserable than Into Darkness. And it wasn't written by a dipshit idiot 9/11 truther like ID was.

# ? Jun 8, 2019 10:20

John Wick of Dogs: Mar 4, 2017; A real hellraiser

I wish they hadn't forgot transporters exist in the finale

# ? Jun 8, 2019 11:30

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I just bought a month of Showtime through Amazon to watch the new season of Billions, because I like Billions. Now I'm looking at what movies you can watch with a Showtime subscription and

Somebody at showtime has done a bit too much LDS.

# ? Jun 8, 2019 11:49

Lazyhound: Mar 1, 2004; A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?

Universe Master posted:

Somebody at showtime has done a bit too much LDS.

I�M ALL hosed UP ON MORMONS, BOYS!

# ? Jun 8, 2019 12:24

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

I wish they hadn't forgot transporters exist in the finale

half of the tension in star trek revolves around 'how do we temporarily remove the many instant fixes available'

# ? Jun 8, 2019 12:46

Quicksilver6: Mar 21, 2008

More hammer punches in all forms of star trek media please

# ? Jun 8, 2019 20:02

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Bogus Adventure posted:

The Mudd character was also changed into a Bajoran woman in the JJ-verse comics:

That doesn't even make sense. His birth pre-dates when the timelines split.

# ? Jun 8, 2019 20:34

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Blistex posted:

The JJ-verse is a cancer on the colon of Star Trek. It needs to be forgotten, not accommodated or explained.

Well it�s basically dead at this point so you may get your wish

# ? Jun 8, 2019 21:07

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Jose Oquendo posted:

That doesn't even make sense. His birth pre-dates when the timelines split.

They didn't really care, though. The JJ-verse was all about easter eggs and other dumb references, like Pike saying "punch it" to go to warp speed, or McCoy using tribbles to experiment with Khan's blood.

# ? Jun 8, 2019 21:16

Tighclops: Jan 23, 2008; Unable to deal with it; Grimey Drawer

Bogus Adventure posted:

Star Trek is now all about easter eggs and other dumb references

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Kibayasu: Mar 28, 2010

Tighclops posted:

All media everywhere is now all about easter eggs and other dumb references

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Quicksilver6: Mar 21, 2008

I just want Star Trek to be fun and less depressing. Add in the clowns from Space Station 13 and see what happens.

# ? Jun 8, 2019 23:23

John Wick of Dogs: Mar 4, 2017; A real hellraiser

How about space station 31

# ? Jun 8, 2019 23:28

Quicksilver6: Mar 21, 2008

Starbase 13, which blows up every episode

# ? Jun 8, 2019 23:41

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Deep Space 69

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Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

Powered Descent posted:

Deep Space 69

That holoprogram was private :mad:

# ? Jun 9, 2019 00:46

Blistex: Oct 30, 2003; Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

STD

# ? Jun 9, 2019 00:52

lol but: Feb 24, 2007; body is a dinosaur; Slippery Tilde

sonic movie maker but for star trek

# ? Jun 9, 2019 00:53

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

Quicksilver6 posted:

I just want Star Trek to be fun and less depressing. Add in the clowns from Space Station 13 and see what happens.

we already have them, it's called the current writing staff for star trek.

# ? Jun 9, 2019 00:58

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

I'm getting drunk as hell and watching Voyage Home tonight.

It was my favorite Star Trek movie as a child. I was a pretty stupid child.

# ? Jun 9, 2019 01:58

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

34:35 - Holy poo poo this movie is awesome, 8 year old me was right!

# ? Jun 9, 2019 02:39

HD DAD: Jan 13, 2010; Generic white guy.; Toilet Rascal

Whale probe making freaky noises scared me shitless as a kid

# ? Jun 9, 2019 02:42

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Voyage Home isn't a terrible movie. The plot is a little hokey but it's no worse than anything from TOS. The biggest problem to me is that it just feels cheap (because it is) and the music score is really bad except for that punk song on the bus.

# ? Jun 9, 2019 02:49

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

I'm in the sludgy middle part where they're looking for directions and fighting punks.

# ? Jun 9, 2019 02:54

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Kibbles n Shits: Apr 8, 2006; burgerpug.png; Fun Shoe

Voyage Home rules and it's no coincidence that it was the highest grossing TOS movie, and adjusted for inflation, in the top 5 of all Trek movies.

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