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Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

nankeen posted:

no lol, every time i get momentarily engaged the show punishes me with a solid half hour of chanting naked brown people eating each other while a blonde woman with angel wings flies round and round shooting fire from her naked breasts like flamethrowers and yelling some bullshit about a wolf loving the sun

ah, a sneak peek of the anti-american remake of chernobyl made by putin

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Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

Now that's the best description I heard of Emilia Clarke in a while. :dance:

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
Using rhis tjread as as a discord substitute. Fyi, I survived the temperature but I smoked in anger

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
it's crazy that we now have slam dunk evidence that race based gerrymandering is occurring and somehow roberts will still find a way to rule that racism is over

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill


New season of Black Mirror is p amazing

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
after watching that episode look up the wiki article for pom klementieff

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
she's the bug lady from the adventures movies

nankeen
Mar 20, 2019

by Cyrano4747
mere weeks now until i assume my priesthood. i shall never love another man

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

Ohhh that's nice! :toot:

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
this season's Carole and Tuesday really is a treasure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFjqEexH0Tg

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
https://i.imgur.com/fAhcM3b.mp4

nankeen
Mar 20, 2019

by Cyrano4747
halfway through season seven. all pride, all love, all religion has been purged from me, i am a golem who wants nothing but sex and bloodshed. trash! trash! trash

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

dont give a poo poo about the lovely dog, what is this device

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

Love the dog above everything, but asking the same question. Is it magic? The dog makes it magic for sure, but is it?

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Goons Are Great posted:

Love the dog above everything, but asking the same question. Is it magic? The dog makes it magic for sure, but is it?

its one of these sort of devices https://www.amazon.com/Levitating-Waters-Gravity-Defying-Water/dp/B00OBSMOLA
basically they're a simple water fountain with carefully synchronized fast-strobing lights that trick the eye into looking like single water droplets hanging in the air or moving up or whatever

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

B0OOBS

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer
Some cop dude was at my apartment complex when I left for work. He left in an unmarked pick up truck and promptly ran two red lights with no flashing police lights through heavy traffic.

In short gently caress cops.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Lol Tronno is gonna win basketball.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Russia won the presidency and Canada won the basketball, this is a dark timeline.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
some lost teenager knocked on my door. i blearily answered the door in my underwear and he scurried back off into the night whence he came

getting old does have it's upsides

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Volkerball posted:

Lol Tronno is gonna win basketball.

I still have faith in the Toronto Sports Team Curse. Blowing a 3-1 series lead isnt new but doing it in the finals is uncharted territory.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

nankeen posted:

i am a golem who wants nothing but sex and bloodshed. trash! trash! trash

so nothings changed

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

my friends

i had altogether too much to drink last night

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

V. Illych L. posted:

my friends

i had altogether too much to drink last night

An impressive post considering isn’t it 3:30 for you right now?

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Pirate Radar posted:

An impressive post considering isn’t it 3:30 for you right now?

i'm still in bed lol i woke up about an hour ago

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

V. Illych L. posted:

my friends

i had altogether too much to drink last night

:same:

fart store
Jul 6, 2018

probably nobody knows
im the fattest man
maybe nobody even
people have told me
and its not me saying this
my gut
my ass
its huge
my whole body
and i have been told
did you know this
not many know this
im gonna let you in on this
some say
[inhale loudly]
im the hugest one.
many people dont know that
Is prefixing "slavery" with "chattel" a new thing, or did I just never notice growing up? I guess it does distinguish from wage/debt slavery, or corporate/state slavery like what they do in places like UAE. Seems like I'm only seeing the word "chattel" in the last couple of years. Why that word in particular? Why not "personal?"

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
https://i.imgur.com/IKCSXrr.mp4

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



fart store posted:

Is prefixing "slavery" with "chattel" a new thing, or did I just never notice growing up? I guess it does distinguish from wage/debt slavery, or corporate/state slavery like what they do in places like UAE. Seems like I'm only seeing the word "chattel" in the last couple of years. Why that word in particular? Why not "personal?"

in the history of American Slavery™ it's a distinct form linked to the conquering of the new world, trans-atlantic commerce, enlightenment values, and the rise of psuedoscience like phrenology for ideological enforcement. so it's slavery but with specific historical, technological and social preconditions. Basically wholesale legalised slavery regarding ownership of the body in all respects, as well as offspring, rather than forced labour (wage slavery/capitalism) more generally.

Sort of like the difference between holocaust and The Holocaust

nankeen
Mar 20, 2019

by Cyrano4747

Martha Stewart Undying posted:

so nothings changed
*rides a giant guinea fowl into your bunker and proposes we join our houses in marriage*

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




nankeen posted:

*rides a giant guinea fowl into your bunker and proposes we join our houses in marriage*

Instead of people being killed at your Red Wedding its a bunch of hawks being let loose inside to scoop up the keets while your dog is trapped inside a sweater someone threw on the floor, unable to save a single one.

nankeen
Mar 20, 2019

by Cyrano4747

Furnaceface posted:

Instead of people being killed at your Red Wedding its a bunch of hawks being let loose inside to scoop up the keets while your dog is trapped inside a sweater someone threw on the floor, unable to save a single one.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

nankeen posted:

no lol, every time i get momentarily engaged the show punishes me with a solid half hour of chanting naked brown people eating each other while a blonde woman with angel wings flies round and round shooting fire from her naked breasts like flamethrowers and yelling some bullshit about a wolf loving the sun

gently caress, this is the LAST time I watch the History channel on LSD

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
https://i.imgur.com/0TCI0bl.mp4

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1137125112824586240

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004





I wonder if I could trick my cats into a cage and/or bath using this method.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013





looks like an australian politician

fart store
Jul 6, 2018

probably nobody knows
im the fattest man
maybe nobody even
people have told me
and its not me saying this
my gut
my ass
its huge
my whole body
and i have been told
did you know this
not many know this
im gonna let you in on this
some say
[inhale loudly]
im the hugest one.
many people dont know that

Homura and Sickle posted:

dont give a poo poo about the lovely dog, what is this device

"levitating water" somethingerother. I believe it rapidly drips at a steady rate and the lighting is LED tuned so it pulses just out-of-phase of the drip rate to make it look like the droplets are contiguous and moving upward.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

man, some zookeeper is asking to be mauled

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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Furnaceface posted:

Instead of people being killed at your Red Wedding its a bunch of hawks being let loose inside to scoop up the keets while your dog is trapped inside a sweater someone threw on the floor, unable to save a single one.

All hail King of the Keets! All hail King of the Keets!

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