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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



PhazonLink posted:

so its sort of like Speed but the limit is somewhere < 10mph?(also there's no bomb , etc etc)

This was over 8 years ago, but I think the deal was if you were in gear (it was a manual) it killed the engine at a complete stop. If you were out of gear/neutral it was as soon as it goes below 5mph or something like that. I mean sooner or later, whether it's 500 feet or 2 miles a potential thief is going to meet one of those criteria.

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Ixian
Oct 9, 2001

Many machines on Ix....new machines
Pillbug

chitoryu12 posted:

I haven’t heard anything about hacking cars with phone apps being possible yet. Signal boosters are separate electronics that cost upwards of $800 (they’re only cheap if you build them yourself from parts) and require knowledge to use that average smash-and-grab thieves don’t have.

Unless you have this expensive equipment or keep the key hanging in the garage next to the car, it’s basically impossible to hotwire them. Likewise, modern cars that require keys still generally have the key give a radio signal to the car computer to turn it on. You can do all the wire touching tricks you want, it still won’t turn over.

The only cars that are vulnerable to someone with an Internet guide and a screwdriver are 20+ years old. If you’re really concerned, they sell bags you can put your keys in to block the signal completely. Or put them in a metal box or fridge for the same thing.


There's still a sizable number of vehicles in the EU stolen either via key reflection (if it's parked outside a house) or increasingly via OBD II port attacks. In England cameras have caught some thieves making off with Range Rovers in 23 seconds or less.

While it does require a slightly more sophisticated thief (or rather, criminal gang running the thieves) it is by no means uncommon, particularly in the EU where it is a lot easier/cheaper to transfer cars to Eastern Europe/Middle East with forged papers and re-register them. You can even buy physically key'd lock boxes for the OBD port for many popular vehicles these days, for the sole purpose of adding another step for the typical grab and go thief.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


https://i.imgur.com/u5IvGeB.mp4

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

PhazonLink posted:

so its sort of like Speed but the limit is somewhere < 10mph?(also there's no bomb , etc etc)

It's a Tesla, the car is the bomb.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

At least it hit those powerlines and hopefully got those people some hefty fines instead of flying into the sky, falling to the ground, and getting tangled around some poor bird.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

chitoryu12 posted:

I haven’t heard anything about hacking cars with phone apps being possible yet. Signal boosters are separate electronics that cost upwards of $800 (they’re only cheap if you build them yourself from parts) and require knowledge to use that average smash-and-grab thieves don’t have.

Unless you have this expensive equipment or keep the key hanging in the garage next to the car, it’s basically impossible to hotwire them. Likewise, modern cars that require keys still generally have the key give a radio signal to the car computer to turn it on. You can do all the wire touching tricks you want, it still won’t turn over.

The only cars that are vulnerable to someone with an Internet guide and a screwdriver are 20+ years old. If you’re really concerned, they sell bags you can put your keys in to block the signal completely. Or put them in a metal box or fridge for the same thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6iW-8xPw3k

Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

Is there a single, SINGLE advantage keyless fobs have over normal loving keys, holy poo poo? Like, what could POSSIBLY outweigh the "hacking cars with phones, like they used to do in the movies, is possible now" risk.

I pulled my backup hunk of metal out of my fob and locked the rest of the fob in my trunk. I didn't want to risk dunking the delicate electronics in the fob in saltwater. When I got back to my car, unlocked it, and pulled the trunk release lever, my car accused me of gently caressing it.

The main advantage of keyless fobs is the increased return on investment on your taxicab medallions, your uber and lyft stocks, and your 24hr emergency locksmith business.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
This aint worth no GS5 pay

Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band
Abso-drat-lutly. That's why you're going to adjust my position up two grades immediately. My union lawyer is ready to plaster that photo all over the Merit Systems Protection Board.

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

Ceiling fan posted:

I pulled my backup hunk of metal out of my fob and locked the rest of the fob in my trunk. I didn't want to risk dunking the delicate electronics in the fob in saltwater. When I got back to my car, unlocked it, and pulled the trunk release lever, my car accused me of gently caressing it.

The main advantage of keyless fobs is the increased return on investment on your taxicab medallions, your uber and lyft stocks, and your 24hr emergency locksmith business.

My 20-year-old truck has a key pad on the door. I just throw my keys under the seat, lock the door, and then use the 5 digit code to unlock my vehicle when I've returned from the beach.

My keys are also ~50% smaller than those giant combined fobs I've seen (at least, the Jeep ones).

Technology :shrug:

Varance
Oct 28, 2004

Ladies, hide your footwear!
Nap Ghost

madeintaipei posted:

Brandon, FL is a bedroom community/suburb of Tampa. When the toll roads came in from Tampa, big and small business lobbied to have the on/off ramps only extend as far as the mall on the main drag (almost in between the two cities). While the local businesses didn't see a drop in buisiness while construction was on-going, the horrible bottle-necks going in to and out of Brandon created a situation where no one wanted to gently caress with traffic just to spend money after work. This strangled a lot of the very buisinesses who wanted things that way juuuust long enough to make 'em sell cheap right before the traffic problems got mostly fixed. Whoops, kinda hosed everyone there.
Umm... I live in Brandon, and know all the planners that worked on the Selmon Expressway. Was an issue of land cost and NIMBY from the honeowners between Kings Ave and Valrico Rd that killed the project. That, and FDOT not liking a non-Florida’s Turnpike entity running a toll road.

It took a new state law to allow THCEA to finally extend the Selmon to the Gandy Bridge, and eventually across the bay to Pinellas Park on the St. Pete side. Gandy Bridge will be getting a set of expansion toll lanes when the eastbound span comes up for rebuild, after the Howard Frankland gets its new eastbound span with toll lanes.

These will lead all the way over to US19, which itself is expected to get toll lanes that link in with the new toll lanes on the Bayside and McMullen Booth, and the new toll lanes on I-4, I-75 and I-275.

Did I mention new toll lanes? Toll lanes.

Ixian
Oct 9, 2001

Many machines on Ix....new machines
Pillbug

Cojawfee posted:

At least it hit those powerlines and hopefully got those people some hefty fines instead of flying into the sky, falling to the ground, and getting tangled around some poor bird.


Clearly no one there watched that episode of Breaking Bad.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Varance posted:

Umm... I live in Brandon, and know all the planners that worked on the Selmon Expressway. Was an issue of land cost and NIMBY from the honeowners between Kings Ave and Valrico Rd that killed the project. That, and FDOT not liking a non-Florida’s Turnpike entity running a toll road.

It took a new state law to allow THCEA to finally extend the Selmon to the Gandy Bridge, and eventually across the bay to Pinellas Park on the St. Pete side. Gandy Bridge will be getting a set of expansion toll lanes when the eastbound span comes up for rebuild, after the Howard Frankland gets its new eastbound span with toll lanes.

These will lead all the way over to US19, which itself is expected to get toll lanes that link in with the new toll lanes on the Bayside and McMullen Booth, and the new toll lanes on I-4, I-75 and I-275.

Did I mention new toll lanes? Toll lanes.

Good looking out! I didn't know the whole story.

Coincidentally, my commute now is from PP to Town'n'Country and once a week across the Gandy bridge. I anticipate some OSHA-thread driving conditions when all that construction gets finished, people seem to be obeying the rules going up 118th for now.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
A prototype moon suit from 1962, so I guess they really pulled their fingers out over the following 7 years.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

That's the second prototype model.

This was the first:

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Just loving lol imagine falling over on the moon in that loving thing I'd be so embarrassed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVNTNeNMH8Q

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZwX7vsROP4

Why the tin can prototype suit? I assume that they were exploring options regardless of how obviously unworkable just in case.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Maybe they were worried the suit would balloon up if it weren't rigid.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

the usaf has a cluster bomb that dumps a bunch of carbon filaments all over power lines for exactly the reason demonstrated in this video

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graphite_bomb

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

oohhboy posted:

Why the tin can prototype suit? I assume that they were exploring options regardless of how obviously unworkable just in case.

The idea was that the astronaut could pull his arms into the body of the suit. It was meant for extended operations on the lunar surface and I guess they expected a regular space suit would be uncomfortable.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I'm sure there are some astronauts who wish they could have pulled their arms into their space suits.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

A Moscow airport fire suppression system malfunctions and keeps running for half an hour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR-AMix2t4s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIL1vjRsQRk

For that Florida feel. The daytime temperatures are roughly the same at the moment.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Cojawfee posted:

I'm sure there are some astronauts who wish they could have pulled their arms into their space suits.

Yeah, imagine being the first person to yank it in space.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

wesleywillis posted:

Yeah, imagine being the first person to yank it in space.

That's exactly where I was going with that.

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.
just lol if you think gagarin wasn't furiously grinding against his suit the second he hit 0g

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Cojawfee posted:

That's exactly where I was going with that.

imagine getting an itch 5 minutes into the spacewalk

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Mozi posted:

imagine getting an itch 5 minutes into the spacewalk

There is a bit of velcro on the inside of space helmets right at nose level for exactly this purpose :science:

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Another crane just fell in Dallas. 1 fatality reported.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Another crane just fell in Dallas. 1 fatality reported.

Welcome to Dallas, you will get murdered

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Another crane just fell in Dallas. 1 fatality reported.

Had some wicked storms today

:sigh:

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Had some wicked storms today

:sigh:



My power's been out since 2:00 but I guess I got off pretty easy

https://twitter.com/beebellfrank/status/1137806315294732288

https://twitter.com/JasonWhitely/status/1137825063955292160

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SelenicMartian posted:

A Moscow airport fire suppression system malfunctions and keeps running for half an hour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR-AMix2t4s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIL1vjRsQRk

For that Florida feel. The daytime temperatures are roughly the same at the moment.

in Mexico they do the same thing but with more flair:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqq4jf-YCVU

Kerosene19
May 7, 2007


FBS posted:

My power's been out since 2:00 but I guess I got off pretty easy

https://twitter.com/beebellfrank/status/1137806315294732288


The tweet reply from Prison Mike... lmao

guestimate
Nov 10, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/gF4XYe3.gifv

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Kerosene19 posted:

The tweet reply from Prison Mike... lmao

It's been pushed down a fair bit, so to save others the trouble of finding it:
https://twitter.com/PrisonMike4U/status/1137812223068377093

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
There was a wildfire scare at Six Flags, California. It still has me at a loss for words, sign of the summer to come.


https://twitter.com/BDP473/status/1137871318450200576?s=09

https://twitter.com/BlackRoomMedia1/status/1137851133911871493?s=19

https://ktla.com/2019/06/09/firefighters-battling-brush-fire-near-six-flags-magic-mountain-in-valencia/

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!


A new challenger appears


The nice thing is that the protection bars look like they're in good shape. This bridge is over one of two roads into the little neighborhood I'm staying in for a wedding in Gruene, TX.

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

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