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LazyDivey
Jun 18, 2004

Orange crush momma is a laugh laugh laugh.



KICK SOME rear end-TEROID

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WE LIKE YOU LOVE MOBILE GAMES


R.I.P Bethesda

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Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





god gently caress mobile games

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

god just bring out Harvey Smith for the public execution and get it over with

Peacoffee
Feb 11, 2013


Love me some mobile games, luv um

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
Aaaaaaaaahahahahhahha

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Commander Keen gave me whiplash from woo to fuuuuuuck this

AngryBooch
Sep 26, 2009
This is now the loving mobile game conference

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

lol nobody plays this poo poo bethesda

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
real talk i had high hopes for TES Legends as Hearthstone was on the downswing and thought it might be the replacement... nope Magic: The Gathering crushed it

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

for what it's worth, this feels like a Classic E3 Conference in terms of trainwrecks

Kitschy Bitch
Jun 21, 2004
the mad whacker
wait elder scrolls legends is still a thing?

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





bethesda is going full mobile

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

devolver please mercy kill this conference and then me

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
please no

bushisms.txt
May 26, 2004

Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.


Pakled posted:

I'm the guy in the audience who left after the commander keen f2p mobile game

"You're fired"

Doom Goon
Sep 18, 2008


Zaphod42 posted:

Holy gently caress that gameplay looks like a hot mess
Like, they know Commander Keen was a shoot 'em up platformer, right? Not some alternate-view Plants VS Zombies?

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

oh my god enough with the moblie games

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
didn't realize how much of a microtransaction company they've become :eyepop:

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
I already play one card game everyday and hate myself for it I'm not picking up your crummy one

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

jesus y'all are whiney bastards mobile games are fine

Asteroid Alert
Oct 24, 2012

BINGO!
Yeah mobile games

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
gently caress off with the card games

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
this is a lot of loving effort for a mobile card game

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
This is not an experience The Elder Scrolls Legends will ever give you

busysignal
Nov 28, 2013
Yeah guy noticeably quiet.

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
They probably made more money from Shelter than Fallout New Vegas lol

Flatulance-a-lot
Jun 3, 2011


I get really immersed in my phone games i only play while making GBS threads

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
PET THE drat KHAJIT

Musluk
May 23, 2011



DO'NT YOU ALL HAVE PHONES THO LOL

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

I saw a mudcrab

Tyberius
Oct 21, 2006

You guys like mud crabs right?

Mustache Ride
Sep 11, 2001



I'm bored

Genthil
Sep 24, 2007


Macaluso posted:

"What don't you guys have phones?"
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHH!!!"

:laffo:

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
"Exciting news! DOOM Eternal is now DOOM...Mobile!"

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.
Remember when Blizzard did all this mobile poo poo earlier this year and were almost laughed off stage?

Sheesh.

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.
mudcrab has coin if you have wares

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Dude looks at the khajit and he's like Oh god no the furries are here

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut5sk0RUlS4

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

DLC Inc posted:

god just bring out Harvey Smith for the public execution and get it over with

"I have allowed my love of immersive sims to bring great shame to this company." *falls on sword*

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