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I would seriously gently caress up a ramen dog right about now.
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# ? Jun 9, 2019 21:08 |
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the trick is to dip the whole thing in broth and suck it down before it disintegrates
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 00:27 |
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ZombieCrew posted:I feel like you are missing the point of this thread. It's to belittle and/or express disgust over pictures of food (or attempts at possibly palatable calorically positive substances). Your photo does not qualify. I kinda thought the end product looked a bit like dog vomit on a plate despite being proper tasty, but I'll take your comments on board and refrain from posting future food adventures unless they're truly vile.
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 00:28 |
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Would hork that down in like 10 seconds.
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 00:35 |
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https://imgur.com/gallery/1XjxImO
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 02:44 |
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I got you. Link the image, not the gallery link. Literal Food Porn
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 05:24 |
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DoctorJones posted:the trick is to dip the whole thing in broth and suck it down before it disintegrates This. So much this. Spicy is really good and make sure you butter the bun. Also egg drop is a winning move as well.
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 06:30 |
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Zipperelli. posted:
Nice Spadildi-o
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 07:21 |
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Elevator Screamer posted:I kinda thought the end product looked a bit like dog vomit on a plate despite being proper tasty, but I'll take your comments on board and refrain from posting future food adventures unless they're truly vile. Honestly, I'm just fuckin around. No actual complaint. Indian food never plates well anyways. Saag Paneer is one of my go to dishes, but it's pretty much impossible to not make it look like baby poo poo with chunks in it.
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 07:33 |
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I assume this is here because of the fact that it's served on a section of a tree instead of a plate?
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 11:40 |
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I'd probably eat it. Even one slice is a ridiculous portion size though, given the size of the 'crust'
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 11:49 |
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Tiggum posted:I assume this is here because of the fact that it's served on a section of a tree instead of a plate? Sushi pizza is an abomination against the gods.
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 15:35 |
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CLAM DOWN posted:Sushi pizza is an abomination against the gods. I thought pizza didn't have rules around these parts
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 15:44 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 16:58 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 18:34 |
I'll take 'em!
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 18:54 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 18:56 |
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Seems like a good deal to me!
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 19:12 |
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I found my thrill
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 20:11 |
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i like chitlins, but i'm sure it's AFP for most people
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 20:23 |
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Jiggly spaghettio lobster should not be a valid phrase to describe any foodstuff
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 20:25 |
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Randaconda posted:
But they smell so god drat bad when they're boiling.
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 20:27 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uxbj5cRdOE
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 21:26 |
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I’ve seen fake poop that looks less like poop than this thing.
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 22:04 |
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Labes for days posted:I’ve seen fake poop that looks less like poop than this thing.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 00:06 |
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 02:48 |
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https://i.imgur.com/eEbRNfv.mp4
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 03:40 |
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I have been hungover all day, finally smoked some herb and now I crave this more than my next breath.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 03:58 |
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Wasabi the J posted:I have been hungover all day, finally smoked some herb and now I crave this more than my next breath. my partner is vegetarian and this is the flimsiest rationale I've ever used to justify eating something
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 04:10 |
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That looks loving amazing. Would never stop eating that.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 04:28 |
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i want this so bad rn
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 04:48 |
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These look stupid delicious, but gently caress using olive oil. That's crazy. Vegetable oil will work just as well and won't be even half as expensive. Good lord.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 05:10 |
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Zipperelli. posted:These look stupid delicious, but gently caress using olive oil. That's crazy. Vegetable oil will work just as well and won't be even half as expensive. Good lord. It's not extra virgin olive oil, just olive oil. Which I believe you can get some at good bottom prices.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 05:45 |
I need this trash inside me.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 05:49 |
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Zipperelli. posted:These look stupid delicious, but gently caress using olive oil. That's crazy. Vegetable oil will work just as well and won't be even half as expensive. Good lord. It’s not even the cost, it’s the smoke point. Most cheap(ish) olive oils will start filling your kitchen with smoke at temperatures as low as 3501 degrees. Vegetable oil is pretty reliably stable up to around 450. Deep frying in olive oil is goofy. On an unrelated note, I miss your Calvin and Hobbes avatar. 1 Fahrenheit
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 07:02 |
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 10:02 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:i want this so bad rn neither of these are awful food, both look delicious as gently caress
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 11:29 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:i want this so bad rn I've made these and you really do, they're a lot of effort but worth it, probably a little easier if you don't buy jumbo eggs like I usually do. I have only made them twice but the first time was divine with panko and ground pork with some sage. Second time I tried to go keto and used crushed up pork rinds and it wasn't nearly as good, but I also ended up with a much thicker layer of pork on one side than the other so it cooked a little unevenly. Edit: Oh, and a whole one is a nap in food form.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 14:14 |
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Oddhair posted:I've made these and you really do, they're a lot of effort but worth it, probably a little easier if you don't buy jumbo eggs like I usually do. I have only made them twice but the first time was divine with panko and ground pork with some sage. Second time I tried to go keto and used crushed up pork rinds and it wasn't nearly as good, but I also ended up with a much thicker layer of pork on one side than the other so it cooked a little unevenly. Sacrilege, I realize, but I wonder if these could reasonably successfully be baked instead of deep fried?
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 14:49 |
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TofuDiva posted:Sacrilege, I realize, but I wonder if these could reasonably successfully be baked instead of deep fried? exactly the frying sucks, but I appreciate the Scottish have zero shame frying pizza. These are baked scotch eggs btw:
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