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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I would seriously gently caress up a ramen dog right about now.

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DoctorJones
Apr 28, 2003

Fortune and Glory.

the trick is to dip the whole thing in broth and suck it down before it disintegrates

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

ZombieCrew posted:

I feel like you are missing the point of this thread. It's to belittle and/or express disgust over pictures of food (or attempts at possibly palatable calorically positive substances). Your photo does not qualify.

Tldr. Looks good!

I kinda thought the end product looked a bit like dog vomit on a plate despite being proper tasty, but I'll take your comments on board and refrain from posting future food adventures unless they're truly vile.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



Would hork that down in like 10 seconds.

Maalady
Dec 15, 2016

gaslighting sack of shit cat
https://imgur.com/gallery/1XjxImO

Maalady has a new favorite as of 03:05 on Jun 10, 2019

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost



I got you. Link the image, not the gallery link.

Literal Food Porn

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

DoctorJones posted:

the trick is to dip the whole thing in broth and suck it down before it disintegrates

This. So much this.

Spicy is really good and make sure you butter the bun. Also egg drop is a winning move as well.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Zipperelli. posted:



I got you. Link the image, not the gallery link.

Literal Food Porn

Nice Spadildi-o

ZombieCrew
Apr 1, 2019

Elevator Screamer posted:

I kinda thought the end product looked a bit like dog vomit on a plate despite being proper tasty, but I'll take your comments on board and refrain from posting future food adventures unless they're truly vile.

Honestly, I'm just fuckin around. No actual complaint. Indian food never plates well anyways. Saag Paneer is one of my go to dishes, but it's pretty much impossible to not make it look like baby poo poo with chunks in it.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


I assume this is here because of the fact that it's served on a section of a tree instead of a plate?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I'd probably eat it. Even one slice is a ridiculous portion size though, given the size of the 'crust'

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Tiggum posted:

I assume this is here because of the fact that it's served on a section of a tree instead of a plate?

Sushi pizza is an abomination against the gods.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

CLAM DOWN posted:

Sushi pizza is an abomination against the gods.

I thought pizza didn't have rules around these parts

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


I'll take 'em!

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008







Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Seems like a good deal to me!

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

I found my thrill

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i like chitlins, but i'm sure it's AFP for most people

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005


Jiggly spaghettio lobster should not be a valid phrase to describe any foodstuff

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

Randaconda posted:


i like chitlins, but i'm sure it's AFP for most people

But they smell so god drat bad when they're boiling.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uxbj5cRdOE

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich


I’ve seen fake poop that looks less like poop than this thing.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Labes for days posted:

I’ve seen fake poop that looks less like poop than this thing.
What even is it? It's chawanmushi...and a slug?

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://i.imgur.com/eEbRNfv.mp4

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

I have been hungover all day, finally smoked some herb and now I crave this more than my next breath.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Wasabi the J posted:

I have been hungover all day, finally smoked some herb and now I crave this more than my next breath.

my partner is vegetarian and this is the flimsiest rationale I've ever used to justify eating something

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

That looks loving amazing. Would never stop eating that.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
i want this so bad rn

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

These look stupid delicious, but gently caress using olive oil. That's crazy. Vegetable oil will work just as well and won't be even half as expensive. Good lord.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zipperelli. posted:

These look stupid delicious, but gently caress using olive oil. That's crazy. Vegetable oil will work just as well and won't be even half as expensive. Good lord.

It's not extra virgin olive oil, just olive oil. Which I believe you can get some at good bottom prices.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

I need this trash inside me.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Zipperelli. posted:

These look stupid delicious, but gently caress using olive oil. That's crazy. Vegetable oil will work just as well and won't be even half as expensive. Good lord.

It’s not even the cost, it’s the smoke point. Most cheap(ish) olive oils will start filling your kitchen with smoke at temperatures as low as 3501 degrees. Vegetable oil is pretty reliably stable up to around 450. Deep frying in olive oil is goofy.

On an unrelated note, I miss your Calvin and Hobbes avatar.

1 Fahrenheit

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

LifeSunDeath posted:

i want this so bad rn


neither of these are awful food, both look delicious as gently caress

Oddhair
Mar 21, 2004

LifeSunDeath posted:

i want this so bad rn


I've made these and you really do, they're a lot of effort but worth it, probably a little easier if you don't buy jumbo eggs like I usually do. I have only made them twice but the first time was divine with panko and ground pork with some sage. Second time I tried to go keto and used crushed up pork rinds and it wasn't nearly as good, but I also ended up with a much thicker layer of pork on one side than the other so it cooked a little unevenly.

Edit: Oh, and a whole one is a nap in food form.

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon

Oddhair posted:

I've made these and you really do, they're a lot of effort but worth it, probably a little easier if you don't buy jumbo eggs like I usually do. I have only made them twice but the first time was divine with panko and ground pork with some sage. Second time I tried to go keto and used crushed up pork rinds and it wasn't nearly as good, but I also ended up with a much thicker layer of pork on one side than the other so it cooked a little unevenly.

Edit: Oh, and a whole one is a nap in food form.


Sacrilege, I realize, but I wonder if these could reasonably successfully be baked instead of deep fried?

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

TofuDiva posted:

Sacrilege, I realize, but I wonder if these could reasonably successfully be baked instead of deep fried?

exactly the :same: frying sucks, but I appreciate the Scottish have zero shame frying pizza.
These are baked scotch eggs btw:

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