- google THIS
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Friend: Hey man, why does your calendar say it's "Junember?"
Me: No reason. Oyster?
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Jun 10, 2019 23:36
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Jun 3, 2024 22:27
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- bird.
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jersey mike's shore club gives u a free sub on your birthday, but does not specifically stipulate that it has to be your legal birthday, and says nothing along the lines that it cant be the birthday of one of your personas, or many criminal aliases, and so i've been having more birthdays this year
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Jun 11, 2019 02:54
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- Macnult
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it is my legal right to receive another sample when i put on this groucho marx disguise
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Jun 11, 2019 03:59
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- Macnult
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i even bought the disguise from this same establishment look i still have the receipt yes i’m aware this is from over a year ago
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Jun 11, 2019 04:00
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- google THIS
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Sauntering into a store wearing only shoes and a shirt.
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Jun 11, 2019 04:20
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- lol but
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body is a dinosaur
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they say perpetual motion is impossible but i stole all these batteries
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Jun 11, 2019 04:37
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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Sauntering into a store wearing only shoes and a shirt.
sign outside hastily rewritten to add "NO PANTS NO CHANCE"
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Jun 11, 2019 06:48
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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cashier asks if i found everything ok, and i snort and nod with a smirk
it wasn't true though. why was the tomato paste in the "ethnic foods" aisle instead of by the other canned vegetables?
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Jun 11, 2019 06:53
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Blasting through the school zone at 17 mph
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Jun 11, 2019 23:08
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- alnilam
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Sauntering into a store wearing only shoes and a shirt.
sign outside hastily rewritten to add "NO PANTS NO CHANCE"
lol
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Jun 11, 2019 23:19
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- google THIS
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Having loyalty cards from two competing stores.
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Jun 11, 2019 23:21
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- FutonForensic
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sign outside hastily rewritten to add "NO PANTS NO CHANCE"
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Jun 12, 2019 00:01
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Jun 3, 2024 22:27
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- Piney
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tldr
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Jun 14, 2019 21:52
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