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I'm just glad Zizek's constant sniffing and nose touching in that vid that was posted earlier isn't translated to the game. BTW, I just wanna say, I'm not really interested in Baseball at all and I find myself skipping over the Baseball history lesson segments TheMcD adds in... but I'm glad I gave this LP a try. This game is certainly an Experience.
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quote:Zizek lost the ability to use [Kantian Critique] against Carlos Rodriguez! I'm only disappointed that there wasn't a "Kant touch this" joke in there somewhere.
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CirclMastr posted:I think now, for the first time, I understand Smasher's portrayal of THE MACHINE in the Super League. This game is very super league, yes. I haven’t checked on it in 2 years, I wonder if the macho men died yet.
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Carbon dioxide posted:I'm just glad Zizek's constant sniffing and nose touching in that vid that was posted earlier isn't translated to the game. GeneX posted:I haven't checked on it in 2 years, I wonder if the macho men died yet.
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Quackles posted:I'm only disappointed that there wasn't a "Kant touch this" joke in there somewhere. Occultatio fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Jun 8, 2019 |
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GeneX posted:This game is very super league, yes. Well, I can tell you that they are stronger than ever and are continuing to lay waste to all that dare challenge them. I managed to take them to extra innings in the clinching game in the series when the force of nature masquerading as my team made it through the finals, but alas, just like everybody else, they died.
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I'm not going to lie, watching Rodriguez destroy Zizek was hilarious.
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# ? Jun 9, 2019 00:29 |
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I just realized. The Closer is the sort of game that YIIK could have been if things had been different. Quite a lot different, admittedly - but still.
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It's one of those games that deals with absurd magical realism so you got a whole genre to scoop out. Like No More Heroes is also What YIIK Was Going For Except Good. YIIK got extra weird about it since apparently having magic powers wasn't supposed to be a real thing, which made the whole thing all the more dumb.
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Welcome to Moonside. Wel come to moo nsi ns dem oons ide. ... Actually wait I guess Zizek's anime game was that. What a way to leap into something.
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can't wait to destroy Twitter e: Kant wait to destroy Twitter Hwurmp fucked around with this message at 13:35 on Jun 9, 2019 |
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Quackles posted:I just realized. you mean, if it was a completely different game, that had been made by a completely different person?
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SpruceZeus posted:you mean, if it was a completely different game, that had been made by a completely different person? I mean... there would probably have to be a decent number of things that would have to change, but I don't know what those changes would be. I only found out about YIIK from people salt-ing about it in the Let's Play Support discord.
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# ? Jun 9, 2019 21:06 |
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Little sad we didn't have a little Magitek Factory thing going down in the Pez factory, but if Carlos' storyline is going where I think it is after this update I don't care
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Update X - Why Is Everyone Always Trying To Be Deep? Now, let's rejoin Bobson and his plan to become a better pitcher by eating ancient candy. ♪ BGM: Pez Factory ♫ TheMcD's Baseball Stuff posted:Alright, I suppose it's time to talk about PEDs - Performance Enhancing Drugs. But first off, baseball, as many other sports, is full of drugs, not just of the performance enhancing variety. It would go amiss at this point to not mention that one time Dock Ellis threw a no-hitter while high on LSD (seizure warning on that video - it's about LSD, so there will be some flashing). I could describe that further, but the video, an animation based on an interview Ellis gave about that no-hitter, does the job better than I could. loving hell, that was a lot. And some of those guys write for newspapers, so they gotta be smart. Well, here it goes... Wow, so much candy... They aren't even in dispensers, so I can eat a package at a time. Bobson eats an entire package of PEZ! Wow, that doesn't taste quite right... I wonder if PEZ can go bad. Bobson eats an entire package of PEZ! Oooh boy... Expiration date May 2, 1997? Urghhh... Well, these are the only PEZ I have so I should keep going. Bobson eats an entire package of PEZ! I... I don’t feel so... I don't feel so good... And Bobson blacks out. ♪ BGM: Dream Sequence ♫ ...and now we're in a text adventure. Yep. Well, we are aided by the fact that we have options to pick from, so we don't have to guess what the interpreter wants. But yeah, now we're in a text-adventure-like-cum-dream-sequence. Let's check it out. >LOOK AROUND You are outside of the baseball stadium where you work as the closer for the New York Yankees. Crowds are gathered around the park because it is game six of the World Series. >EXAMINE REDBOX There are only two films available in the Redbox: Grown Ups 2 and Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit. You only have enough money to rent one film. We are given the choice between the two films, or the other option that I just have to take. >gently caress THAT. Yes, that is the correct reaction to both of those films. >GO SOUTH The street just south of the stadium is full of restaurants, bars, and people milling about. The bar to the east is closed, and there is an impenetrable brick wall to the west. >LOOK AROUND The bar to the east appears to be closed in preparation for the game. There is a hot dog vendor parked on the nearby sidewalk. He appears to be selling hot dogs. >TALK TO HOT DOG VENDOR "Hey buddy, do you want a hot dog?" Sure. >YES Are you sure you want to spend your money on a hot dog? Yes, I am! Hot dogs are good. >YES You purchase a hot dog from the vendor. Now, let's check the rest out. >GO EAST The bartender quickly shoos you away from the door with an angry glare. He taps on the "closed" sign and calls you a few names that won't be repeated here. There's also something else we can do here. >GO WEST There is an impenetrable brick wall west of here. Why would you try to go west? >GO WEST Life is peaceful there. >GO WEST In the open air. >GO WEST Where the skies are blue. >GO WEST This is what we're gonna do. And yes, this is accompanied by the appropriate instrumental BGM. Well, back to the stadium and then to the other location. >GO NORTH >GO EAST You are in the New York locker room. The game is a couple hours away. >LOOK AROUND The New York locker room is full of players getting ready for the upcoming game against St. Louis. It is game six of the World Series and New York lead 3-2. There is a door to the north leading out to the bullpen and a door to the west leading back to the outside of the stadium. Near the lockers, there is a bench where you can wait until game time. >GO NORTH The door to the bullpen is closed; while there is no game going on, there is no reason to go out into the bullpen. Seems like there's nothing left to do right now, so... >WAIT This will advance time until the start of the game. Proceed? >YES You sit down and start to eat the hot dog that you purchased from the vendor south of the stadium. The hot dog is cold, and you wonder if perhaps you should have spent your money more wisely. This is what we in the trade call "telling you that you hosed up". You are in the New York locker room. The game has just begun. The door to the bullpen is now open. >LOOK AROUND The New York locker room is now empty. Everyone is either out on the field, in the dugout, or in the bullpen. You should probably go out to the bullpen to watch the game, since there is no one here. And because it is the sixth game of the World Series. Now, we can leave and go around the areas we were at earlier, but there's no point, because I screwed up. So let's finish this and redo it. >GO NORTH You are the New York bullpen, where the rest of the pitching staff awaits a possible pitching change. >LOOK AROUND Benches line the interior wall of the bullpen, facing a small pitching mound on one side and a replica of home plate on the other. The team's bullpen catcher stretches near the door, ready to warm up any of the remaining pitching staff once called upon to prepare for entering the game. A door to the south leads back to the stadium. You can also wait on the bench and watch the game until you are called upon. >WATCH THE GAME This will advance the game to the ninth inning, when you will be called upon to face Carlos Rodriguez. Are you sure you want to watch the game? Yeah, I need to redo this regardless. >YES A strange feeling of deja vu envelopes you as you realize where the game is going. You have seen this all before. 2-1 lead for New York, runners on base, and Carlos Rodriguez coming to the plate. You keep hoping something different will happen. Another runner will get on base, a batter will pop up instead of strike out--anything to change the script, however small. After all, this is a dream, right? It's not a memory or a simulation. Why would everything happen the same way? What sense would that make? Then the call to the bullpen comes, just as it did before. You can't escape the machine, even here. ♪ BGM: Terminate ♫ With every pitch you throw, you feel the sense of dread increasing. You know what's coming. You know that soon you will be in a count where you can only throw the slider. Most of all, you know what he's going to do with the slider. You can see Rodriguez's smug face looking back at you from the batter's box, like he also knows what is about to happen. But is that possible? This is your mind, not his. Before you know it, the time has come. He's fouled off every fastball you've thrown, and laid off every slider you've run in on his hands. You have to throw the slider for a strike. Welp. >THROW A SLIDER ♪ BGM: Silence ♫ Rodriguez demolishes the pitch. It seems like he somehow hit it even further than in real life, though you're not sure that's possible. You watch as he rounds the bases... Could you have done anything differently in this dream? Maybe seized a bit of a psychological advantage? Well, there's been enough hints that there's something we can do here. >TRY AGAIN At least that's what I do, but this is a bit screwed up - trying again puts me at the point where the game has already started, which is too late for me to change something I need to change, so instead, we reload entirely and start over. ♪ BGM: Dream Sequence ♫ The critical moment is here. If we actually get a movie, we will find that we will gain some critical help in our locker room. >GROWN UPS 2 Grown Ups 2 is the sequel to the 2010 film Grown Ups, featuring Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade. Do you want to rent Grown Ups 2? >YES You receive a copy of Grown Ups 2 from the Redbox machine. Now, let's head back to the locker room and >WAIT. You pop in the DVD of Grown Ups 2 that you rented from the Redbox outside of the stadium. After all, you have a couple of hours to wait until the first pitch. The other New York players gather around as soon as they see a movie playing. They are drawn in by the natural charisma of Adam Sandler and his wacky friends. You bond with your teammates, just as the primary cast of Grown Ups 2 learns to bond over...uh... becoming grown ups. A second time. Because it is the second film. As the film wraps up, New York starter David Wells comes up to you to thank you for the pre—game entertainment. David Wells? That's not right. He wasn't on the team because he retired a long time ago. This is a dream sequence, just go with it. I, uh, okay. David Wells sticks around after the movie is over and the rest of the team disperses to go onto the field. You are in the New York locker room. The has just begun. The door to the bullpen is now open. Your new friend David Wells remains in the locker room. >LOOK AROUND The New York locker room is now empty except for the imposing figure of David Wells. He is still going on about the nuanced themes of friendship from Grown Ups 2. "Perhaps they were grown ups all along, or maybe they needed each other to become grown ups?" he ponders. "Perhaps even we, as the audience, are the actual 'grown ups' the title refers to?" >TALK TO YOUR TEAMMATES David Wells asks if you want to go get a beer. Maybe you should go look for a place to get a beer with David Wells. Sure. >GO WEST You are in an open field west of a baseball stadium with a locked front door. There is a Redbox machine that has been knocked over lying on the ground. >EXAMINE REDBOX There is something stuck in the card reader of the Redbox machine. Do you want to take it? We're in a text adventure, might as well grab everything (and then reload when it turns out that thing kills us). >YES You receive a stolen credit card! You know that it's stolen because what kind of idiot would leave his own credit card in the machine after knocking it over? Actually, while we're at it... >LOOK AROUND The crowds from earlier have dispersed now that the game has begun. Near the road, the Redbox from earlier has been tipped over, probably by overenthusiastic fans. You wonder what kind of person would destroy a Redbox machine, which did nothing wrong but attempt to provide convenient entertainment to the public at an affordable price. This dream sequence is brought to you by the Redbox Corporation (TM). View the selection available in your area at http://www.redbox.com Good to know! >GO SOUTH Now that the game has begun, everyone has gone into the bars and restaurants to watch. There is a specific open bar to the east, and an impenetrable brick wall to the west. David Wells is here with you. >GO EAST David Wells' face lights up as you enter the bar. "Yeah, this is totally my bag," he says, though you don't entirely know what he means by that. You approach the bartender. Will you buy drinks for yourself and David Wells? Of course! >YES You use the stolen credit card to buy drinks for yourself and David Wells. David Wells takes you to a dark and secluded corner of the bar, which would normally get you a little scared because he is known as a man of ill repute througout the clubhouse. But after watching the comedic stylings of Adam Sandler and sharing a drink, you understand that he is just looking for a friend. "Hey, Bobson, how about I teach you how to throw my curveball?" David Wells asks. You know that this is ridiculous--the game has already started, after all—-but you realize that you have come to trust David Wells. If he thinks he can teach you to throw a curveball... well, who are you to doubt him? You and David Wells return to the stadium, and go to the bullpen. He shows you his curveball grip, and you immediately take to the pitch. By the ninth inning, you have come to understand how David Wells used an excellent curve to make up for an otherwise underwhelming arsenal. Then the call comes into the bullpen. The pitcher on the mound is in trouble. If Carlos Rodriguez comes to the plate, you will have to be ready to face him. Could Wells' curveball change history? A strange feeling of deja vu envelopes you as you realize where the game is going. You have seen this all before. 2-1 lead for New York, runners on base, and Carlos Rodriguez coming to the plate. You keep hoping something different will happen. Another runner will get on base, a batter will pop up instead of strike out--anything to change the script, however small. After all, this is a dream, right? It's not a memory or a simulation. Why would everything happen the same way? What sense would that make? Then the call to the bullpen comes, just as it did before. You can't escape the machine, even here. ♪ BGM: Terminate ♫ With every pitch you throw, you feel the sense of dread increasing. You know what's coming. You know that soon you will be in a count where you can only throw the slider. Most of all, you know what he's going to do with the slider. You can see Rodriguez's smug face looking back at you from the batter's box, like he also knows what is about to happen. But is that possible? This is your mind, not his. Before you know it, the time has come. He's fouled off every fastball you've thrown, and laid off every slider you've run in on his hands. You have to throw the slider for a strike. Time to change history. >THROW A CURVEBALL ♪ BGM: Silence ♫ That's right! There is another option. This time *is* different. Now you know how to throw David Wells' curveball. Sure, you've never thrown it in a game before but how much worse could the result really be? Gripping the baseball just like Wells showed you, you go into the windup. Just as you are about to deliver the ball, you see a moment of confusion flash across Rodriguez's face. Even he doesn't know what's coming. Swing and a miss! You struck him out! ♪ BGM: The Entrance ♫ But, of course, this is just a dream. It doesn't mean anything. It doesn't change history. Except... Indeed, you have done well Bobson. David Wells! It really is you! It wasn't just a dream. This is still a dream sequence, kid, but whatever helps you get through the day. Anyway, I'm here to teach you a curveball for real. For real? I thought you said this was a dream. You gotta quit thinking about things, kid. You're just going to get yourself hurt. Bobson has learned the curveball! I can feel the wisdom of pitchers past flow through my veins. Sandy Koufax. Bert Blyleven. Adam Wainwright. I now understand how to throw a pitch that will tumble into the strikezone or into the dirt. Thank you, David Wells. You be careful, Bobson, because the curveball is a dangerous beast. With two strikes, you can throw it out of the zone to try and get the batter to chase... but before that, if you try to place it in the strike zone, you might end up hanging it. You must be careful with the curveball. Thrown in the wrong spot, it is the easiest pitch to hit. I understand, David Wells. Now, we will test your new pitch. Another phantom batter? That's right, and you should be sure to save beforehand. Yay, more saves. All right, time to bring the hog in for the slaughter. Uh, okay... We fight another one of these guys. It's really not all that different. Time for you to return to the real world. The PEZ is wearing off. Oh, so that's why my stomach feels like a rock... ♪ BGM: Silence ♫ Just hope they don't test my pee, because I'm definitely diabetic now. And that's it for this segment. Next up, we'd rejoin Kami and the gang at Twitter HQ, but before that, there is something we'll go over here. We could've done something differently. ♪ BGM: Dream Sequence ♫ Let's get the other one instead. >JACK RYAN: SHADOW RECRUIT Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit is an action film that both acts as its own original story and a re-boot of previous Tom Clancy adaptations featuring the character of Jack Ryan. Do you want to rent Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit? >YES Now, when we wait in the locker room... Before you sit down to wait, you put in the DVD of Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit to watch while you prepare for the game. You hope that the all-American heroism of Tom Clancy's classic protagonist can distract you from the upcoming game. Your teammates eventually join you on the bench to watch. When the film is over, you are approached by starting pitcher Andy Pettitte, who wants to thank you for the pleasant distraction of a mediocre but inoffensive political thriller. Andy Pettitte? But he retired before I was even drafted by New York. Are you really questioning the logic of a dream sequence caused by eating expired PEZ candy? I, uh, okay. And when we then >LOOK AROUND... The New York locker room is now empty except for the crafty lefthander, Andy Pettite. He is still contemplating the questions of international relations raised in Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit. "Could Wall Street really be a viable target for a terrorist plot intended to benefit the Russian Federation? The markets are so entwited, I have my doubts, but the film was quite convincing." With Pettitte in our party, he wants to get a hot dog instead of getting a drink. We use the stolen credit card to buy a drink, then trade it with the hot dog vendor to get hot dogs (he doesn't take credit cards). You and Andy Pettitte sit on the curb and enjoy the hot dogs as you watch the baseball game through the window of a nearby bar. "Do you think a hot dog is a sandwich?" Andy Pettitte asks as he finishes eating. We can either say >YES... You reply to Andy Pettitte that, of course, a hot dog is a sandwich. It is meat placed between bread, with toppings added as desired. What part of that isn't a sandwich? Andy Pettitte is inclined to agree, but he then pontificates, "what of a burrito, then?" You tell him that a tortilla isn't bread, and that clears up all the confusion surrounding the matter. At least for now. ...or >NO. You tell Andy Pettitte that a hot dog could not be a sandwich, because there is only one piece of bread. A sandwich requires two pieces of bread. "But what of the hoagie?" Andy Pettitte inquires. "Isn't that made with a single piece of bread split down the middle? Surely, a hoagie is a sandwich." "You mean a submarine sandwich?" you ask. "I mean a grinder," Andy Pettitte responds. "Oh, so a poor boy." "A po' boy?" "No, a hero." "You mean a spuckie, right?" "What the gently caress is a spuckie?" "It's like a wedge." "Basically, a bomber." "Exactly." You and Andy Pettitte clear up the sandwich issue with enough difficulty that you forget your argument regarding hot dogs. Regardless of what we pick... As you finish your discussion, Andy Pettitte drops a bombshell: "How about I teach you my curveball?" It's already the second inning of game six of the World Series, but you can't turn down this opportunity. You return to the stadium and begin working out in the bullpen. Over the next two hours, Pettitte teaches you how to throw the curveball he used to offset his cutter. Then, the rest of the adventure goes the same. After that, when we arrive in the World of Pitching... Woah, I'm back here again. You are here for a reason, Bobson. Andy Pettitte! It really is you! It wasn't just a dream. Are you a pitcher, dreaming that you are a butterfly? Or are you a butterfly dreaming that you are a pitcher? I don't think that butterflies have come up at all during this dream sequence. That is unfortunate. Either way, it is time that you learn a curveball. I'm still trying to figure out this butterfly thing. I was trying to be deep. Why is everyone always trying to be deep? Moose, Zizek, now even Andy Pettitte. Why shouldn't I be able to be deep? It's... I didn't mean anything by it or anything, I just like to keep things simple. Fine, then we'll get on with this. And finally, after defeating the Batter from the Ether... Well done, Bobson! You are already well on your way to mastering the curveball. Time for you to return to the real world. The PEZ is wearing off. You know, I always prefered HGH. Oh, is that the strawberry flavored gum? Goodbye, Bobson. Now, whether you have Wells or Pettitte teach you a curveball makes wide, sweeping changes for the rest of the game, so of course, I spent a great amount of time and effort figuring out the optimal choice to make. ...yeah, it doesn't make a difference who you get. But anyway, that'll be it for this update. Before we go, however, something on the pitchers we just heard about. TheMcD's Baseball Stuff posted:
Next time: Twitter HQ. TheMcD fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Jun 12, 2019 |
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gently caress Adam Wainwright.
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 20:41 |
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Hallucinating a text adventure on a sugar high. This game delivers. Also your profiles and explanations are great. As are the videos you linked. I love Bartolo Colon now!
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 21:12 |
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McD, gonna front load this so I come off as less of an rear end in a top hat, because I LOVE this LP, and especially love the baseball history. And I think I forgot to thank you for your kind pinball recommendations from an unrelated thread, so thanks! Not sure my ex gave any fucks, but I appreciate your knowledge. That said, as a Mets fan, gently caress YOU FOR REMINDING ME THAT YOENIS CESPEDES EXISTS AGH
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 21:24 |
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If you want to learn more about steroid era Mark McGwire and Jose Canseco, I recommend watching the Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience on Netflix.
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:McD, gonna front load this so I come off as less of an rear end in a top hat, because I LOVE this LP, and especially love the baseball history. And I think I forgot to thank you for your kind pinball recommendations from an unrelated thread, so thanks! Not sure my ex gave any fucks, but I appreciate your knowledge. Oh wait I see what you were saying. I forget about that bot sometimes. In response to oldskool’s Beltran gif.. at least Beltran got fuckin’ owned a couple years later when he came back in a Cards uniform Armitage fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Jun 10, 2019 |
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oldskool posted:
can someone explain this gif to me? I don't know my baseballs
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SSNeoman posted:can someone explain this gif to me? I don't know my baseballs Short version: That is Adam Wainwright striking out Carlos Beltran to win the 2006 National League Championship Series for the St. Louis Cardinals. The Cardinals would go on to win the World Series that year. I have it on good authority, people don't really like the Cardinals, nor their fans. Though others are more qualified to explain why people don't like them, I don't know a lot about that.
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TheMcD posted:Short version: That is Adam Wainwright striking out Carlos Beltran to win the 2006 National League Championship Series for the St. Louis Cardinals. The Cardinals would go on to win the World Series that year. I have always assumed it's a lot cause people hated Torre & La Russa so much. Also during the same era they were sort of the Yankees of the NL. OFC I'm a Cubs fan so I'm probably slightly biased. EDIT: Doesn't everyone say "the best fans in baseball" I think I've heard it on Cubs and White Sox radio. SoftNum fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Jun 10, 2019 |
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As Cardinals fan, Cardinals Fans as a group unironically refer to themselves as the Best Fans In Baseball and are as insufferable as that implies.
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Mr. Maltose posted:As Cardinals fan, Cardinals Fans as a group unironically refer to themselves as the Best Fans In Baseball and are as insufferable as that implies. SoftNum posted:EDIT: Doesn't everyone say "the best fans in baseball" I think I've heard it on Cubs and White Sox radio. the difference is that most teams use it as a marketing gimmick/ puffery, (bad) Cards fans believe it 100%. there's also a history of some racist poo poo towards black players. While certainly not uncommon in baseball, the vitriol dexter fowler got for being poo poo was rough
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 23:35 |
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Mr. Maltose posted:...as insufferable as that implies. So it's like the Seahawks fans' "12" bullshit, where they've gone from rooting for the team to rooting for themselves rooting for the team. Source: live near Seattle; am triggered by the number 12 in blue and green. It's everywhere.
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 23:37 |
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I'll just be over here cheering on the 2001 Mariners.
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 23:40 |
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Cardinals fans believe their own bullshit, more or less, yeah. also the national media adores them without the self-awareness that comes with covering the yankees post-Jeter, and they're like the last bastion of "see, ~leadership~ is worth more than homers!" myth-making with their above-average catcher somehow achieving legendary status Anyway, big fan of the Zork start, love the redbox>mailbox
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TheMcD posted:Short version: That is Adam Wainwright striking out Carlos Beltran to win the 2006 National League Championship Series for the St. Louis Cardinals. The Cardinals would go on to win the World Series that year. That Cardinals team also won 83 games that season, which wouldn't make the playoffs basically any other year. Not the best team other Bartolo Colon stole Johan Santan's Cy Young
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I'm not a baseball fan of any sort, but I was kind of surprised by the clip where Colon's bat broke. Like, in retrospect, it shouldn't be surprising, since those things are used to hit balls traveling at 80+ mph. It just never registered in my brain that they could break. How often does that happen?
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Breadmaster posted:I'm not a baseball fan of any sort, but I was kind of surprised by the clip where Colon's bat broke. Like, in retrospect, it shouldn't be surprising, since those things are used to hit balls traveling at 80+ mph. It just never registered in my brain that they could break. How often does that happen? It's not that uncommon that you think "oh wow, a broken bat", but it's still usually a surprise. What is rare is when the broken bat shenanigans get weirder. Like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmXOZtNjOew
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Breadmaster posted:I'm not a baseball fan of any sort, but I was kind of surprised by the clip where Colon's bat broke. Like, in retrospect, it shouldn't be surprising, since those things are used to hit balls traveling at 80+ mph. It just never registered in my brain that they could break. How often does that happen? It's not infrequent. You might see a broken bat once every game or two. Some pitchers break more bats than others, because a broken bat most often occurs when you fool a hitter and they make contact with either the very end of the bat or close to the handle- Mo Rivera of the Yankees was famous for sawing off a ton of bats with his cutter. Usually a broken bat is a good thing for a pitcher, since it's hard to hit a ball with a lot of authority when your bat literally breaks... but there are some dudes who are so fuckin' strong they can still hit a dinger despite the bat flying to pieces. For example, Bryce Harper. habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 11:34 on Jun 11, 2019 |
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TheMcD posted:It's not that uncommon that you think "oh wow, a broken bat", but it's still usually a surprise. Or this, since Sosa was brought up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrXVdwIGfuI Broken bats are also pretty dangerous since the typical swing speed is like 75-80mph, and now you have sharp pieces of wood flying around at 60+mph.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 13:36 |
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Yeah, broken bats into the stand can be extremely dangerous to spectators.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 14:15 |
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I'm still kind of amazed that pitchers have so much control over the trajectory and speed of their pitches.
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Solitair posted:I'm still kind of amazed that pitchers have so much control over the trajectory and speed of their pitches. There come points in watching a baseball game that you're convinced whatever that guy on the mound is doing is outright magic. https://twitter.com/pitchingninja/status/616232393708568576
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 15:53 |
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The grossest pitches of all time to me are a curveball that looks high and suddenly drops right into the zone, and the high fastball that looks like that curve but nope, not dropping.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 16:19 |
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How the hell do batters hit these things. This only increases the menace of Carlos Rodriguez further!
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 16:28 |
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Night10194 posted:How the hell do batters hit these things. There's a reason the very best contact hitters of a generation only manage a .330 career batting average. That's getting a hit about once every three at bats. Of course, sometimes those pitches don't break like they're supposed to, or the pitcher develops a tell and starts "tipping" their pitch so the batter knows what's coming and can tee off against it. If I could have the talent to play any position in any sport at the top level, it'd be as a starting pitcher. My ideal repertoire would be junk. A not so fast but incredibly heavy two seamer that batters would beat into the ground for easy outs. A circle change that would look just like my two seamer except a solid 10 mph slower. A 12-6 lollipop uncle charlie. A screwball. A forkball. A goddamned eephus. Man, now I want to buy a PS4 so I can play Road to the Show again. Speaking of the Eephus, it's the weirdest pitch in baseball. You almost never see it, because no one's got the stones to toss up a 50 MPH pitch that goes 20 feet up before dropping down. Most of the pitches in the video below are just sick-rear end slow curves, but the one at the start is a true eephus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfWXADedncM&t=42s habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Jun 11, 2019 |
# ? Jun 11, 2019 16:49 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 16:11 |
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habeasdorkus posted:There's a reason the very best contact hitters of a generation only manage a .330 career batting average. That's getting a hit about once every three at bats. I hope you're talking about Ichiro, who Mo himself said he hated facing. He was that good. Ichiro, for the record, was the guy who opened the door from Japan to America for baseball. Well, let me clarify that. Before Ichiro, you'd occasionally get some people moving from the Japanese league to MLB, and rarely the other way (usually washed up players). Ichiro was the first player to come from the Japanese leagues and have significant success here in the US. He's a sure-fire, first ballot hall of famer. And he hit everything. Didn't matter, it was going to be in the outfield for a single. iospace fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Jun 11, 2019 |
# ? Jun 11, 2019 17:48 |