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Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Dareon posted:

What's the cost-per-outfit on that? Because I'm just starting to explore the store content on the Sims 3 and it's like a dollar for a pair of boots, another buck-fifty for a hat, and anywhere from 1 to 10 for the actual clothes, depending on whether it's single pieces or a pack. It's kinda ridiculous.

Although not as ridiculous as the Train Simulator DLC, which while not intentionally horndog content, I'm pretty sure someone's gotten off to, just by law of perverse averages.

They're $20 per pack, and each pack has 1 costume each for 13 characters, so just over $1.50 per outfit.

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Appoda
Oct 30, 2013

Dareon posted:

Although not as ridiculous as the Train Simulator DLC, which while not intentionally horndog content, I'm pretty sure someone's gotten off to, just by law of perverse averages.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2_I0EGhcB4

:fap:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Not for TREND. Not for CORPORATE ATTITUDE. Not for "STONER." Only TRUE HORNY WAIFUHEADS

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
And in utterly unsurprising news regarding that one OFFICIALLY LICENSED GoT game...

Gynovore
Jun 17, 2009

Forget your RoboCoX or your StickyCoX or your EvilCoX, MY CoX has Blinking Bewbs!

WHY IS THIS GAME DEAD?!

CrazyLoon posted:

And in utterly unsurprising news regarding that one OFFICIALLY LICENSED GoT game...

Am I the only one evisioning PLAY FREE FOREVER MY LORD here?

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Gynovore posted:

Am I the only one evisioning PLAY FREE FOREVER MY LORD here?

Nope; it was my first thought when I saw the browser ads myself. That said, I thought the 'officially licensed' shtick was just some underhanded tactic from whatever Chinese company made the thing- I had no idea HBO actually licensed the damned thing :stare:

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
Warmup: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1077390/Cannibal_Chickens/

3-point shot (Warning - very sexy): https://store.steampowered.com/app/1067060/Jacobs_Fantastic_SeXXXual_Voyage/

Ashsaber
Oct 24, 2010

Deploying Swordbreakers!
College Slice

Jesus, how is that even supposed to be playable? The backgrounds are way, way too busy, the projectiles blend into the backgrounds, it looks like if you actually wanted to play it you would get eyestrain. And if you wanted it for wank material, there's got to be better ways to get some than THAT.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


:stare:

There was alot more body horror than I thought there would be. Reminds me of the vaguely homosexual Cho Aniki series except overt and lady parts focused. I couldn't look away.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Wamdoodle posted:

vaguely homosexual Cho Aniki serie

In what fuckin' world is anything to do with Cho Aniki "vague".

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

kirbysuperstar posted:

In what fuckin' world is anything to do with Cho Aniki "vague".

there is nothing inherently gay about flexing together with a bunch of oiled up musclemen holding each other by the buttocks for support

Qylvaran
Mar 28, 2010

Wamdoodle posted:

...vaguely homosexual Cho Aniki series...

Without this post I never would have picked up on the subtle sexual undertones of Cho Aniki.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

nothing wrong with getting together with your bros and flexing while oiled up and shirtless. sometimes u gotta admire another man's physique to know where u stand. besides u could never reach the small of ur back so ur bro is there to help and he needs help too. that's what Bros do for each other and hey maybe u need to recharge ur JO crystals. Bros do that bcuz they're bros

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Wamdoodle posted:

vaguely homosexual Cho Aniki

Pornhub is somewhat racy

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

The Steam page posted:

Enter the strange world deep in your sexual thoughts and battle the porn and sex addiction that controls your life. None of what you see makes sense but is somehow translated into what you believe are your sexual desires...

Is... is Jacob gay!?

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Whoa, that description hits close to home.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Ashsaber posted:

Jesus, how is that even supposed to be playable? The backgrounds are way, way too busy, the projectiles blend into the backgrounds, it looks like if you actually wanted to play it you would get eyestrain. And if you wanted it for wank material, there's got to be better ways to get some than THAT.

There's a thread on the community forum complaining you can't play it with one hand.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Jesus loving christ, those "boss" gifs.

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1095550/Pumpkin_Dog_Islands/

quote:

Pumpkin Dog Islands About the Game Pumpkin Dog Islands is a 3D Platformer, the player can Run, jump and hover, even wall jump against walls, and blast there way to the goal. Pumpkin Dog Islands is filled with giant Enemies and Bosses.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

That has nothing to do with Pupkin, I am very dissapointed.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



That was far more creative than smut has any right to be.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

SardonicTyrant posted:

That was far more creative than smut has any right to be.

Really? It's pretty much just Cho Aniki with poser women instead of buff dudes.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Warship Gunner, but with tanks, and awful.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/531520/TankCraft/

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

CrazyLoon posted:

And in utterly unsurprising news regarding that one OFFICIALLY LICENSED GoT game...

Follow up video. It's totally geode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc70Y3odAvk

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

The MSJ posted:

Follow up video. It's totally geode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc70Y3odAvk

I have a hard time understanding how this is so, but agreement that game is gud for Heavy Handed Gentleman Geode.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

CrazyLoon posted:

Heavy Handed Gentleman Geode

New RPG character name obtained!

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

CommissarMega posted:

New RPG character name obtained!

it's no "The Vaguely Homosexual Cho Aniki" imho

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Hwurmp posted:

it's no "The Vaguely Homosexual Cho Aniki" imho

saving that for my firstborn

Sundae
Dec 1, 2005

I went to search for this on Steam since I'm too lazy to log in on the website, and trying to type in the Sexxxual part brought this mess up instead.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1054120/SEXXXNATOR_Adult_Sandbox_RPG/

So yeah, there ya go.


Early Access posted:

WHAT THE DEVELOPERS HAVE TO SAY:

Why Early Access?

"I am developing the game alone and I can’t grasp all aspects, what exactly players will like and what aspects. I want the community to also bring ideas into my game, so that the project becomes our common creative idea.”

Approximately how long will this game be in Early Access?

“At least two years. I still can not devote much time to development, as I do develop it in my spare time. But if the community is strongly interested in the project, the game will be developed faster.”

How is the full version planned to differ from the Early Access version?

“Plans to add a city and free movement on it. More girls and features of the combat system. First and foremost, of course, is the task of a large city for research, which will be divided into districts, which will make it easier to add a city to the game.”

What is the current state of the Early Access version?

“There is one big location - a bar. In locations generated random girls. Always different and with different characters. With each new girl will need to communicate in a special way. Also, enemies are randomly generated. From characteristics to appearance.”




^^^ Something we can safely assume the developer has never done in his life.


Sundae fucked around with this message at 04:59 on Jun 14, 2019

Gynovore
Jun 17, 2009

Forget your RoboCoX or your StickyCoX or your EvilCoX, MY CoX has Blinking Bewbs!

WHY IS THIS GAME DEAD?!
Terrible Awful Games: I Love Boobs, Incel Therapy Right Here

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Gynovore posted:

Terrible Awful Games: I Love Boobs, Incel Therapy Right Here

:hai:

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Gynovore posted:

Terrible Awful Games: I Love Boobs, Incel Therapy Right Here

Incel therapy would involve turning off the computer.

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
Well then: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1082780/ADM_2WHEN_WORLDS_COLLIDE/

Lunatic Sledge
Jun 8, 2013

choose your own horror isekai sci-fi Souls-like urban fantasy gamer simulator adventure

or don't?

I sometimes get down on myself about game development, and then I see someone charging eight bucks for a game like this and I feel like god drat miyamoto

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Remember when everyone was beating on the Demon rush game for being bad and not free, turns out he was just way ahead of the curve.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Flannelette posted:

Remember when everyone was beating on the Demon rush game for being bad and not free, turns out he was just way ahead of the curve.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
alberto mundosold

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Flannelette posted:

Remember when everyone was beating on the Demon rush game for being bad and not free, turns out he was just way ahead of the curve.

The guy who made The Demon Rush is making his fifth game to come out since then. Of those, multiple games had had official PS4 releases. He has branched out from turn based RPGs to real-time action RPGs and a Super Smash Bros style fighting game.

All of these are set in Canada and part of the same canon as The Demon Rush, and despite the jump to 3d they all look exactly like The Demon Rush. It's astounding and honestly in today's era of game-shaped objects and interchangable Unity games and Kickstarter scams and failures having a dude just quietly programming and releasing his own games year after year despite receiving almost nothing but highly publicized mockery across multiple generations of internet content ecosystems is almost wholesome.

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Holy crap he's remaking Demon Rush
3d Brooks Cracktackle

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Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Why the gently caress does he get PS4 releases. I'm still bewildered to this day. Is he just insanely lucky? Does his uncle work for Sony? Is he blackmailing them?

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