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wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


The most likely outcome for Russia is a collapse into anarchy.

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Super Jay Mann
Nov 6, 2008

I'm really curious what Decolonization would look like in this timeline.

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

Super Jay Mann posted:

I'm really curious what Decolonization would look like in this timeline.

Do any actual colonial empires still exist with overseas holding intact? The French and Morocco had the biggest ones prewar and what's left are either newly independent or successor empires of long liberated colonies

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

420 Gank Mid posted:

Do any actual colonial empires still exist with overseas holding intact? The French and Morocco had the biggest ones prewar and what's left are either newly independent or successor empires of long liberated colonies

A good chunk of Benin's empire might qualify as colonial, even if it is all contiguous.

hashashash
Nov 2, 2016

Cure for cancer discovered!
Court physicians hate him!

i81icu812 posted:

Wtf happened to Scandinavia at the end there? And how did we avoid nuking any of their cities


Those smug Swedish bastards deserve the nukes.

They capitulated before we could get there, and from that point the battle mostly revolved around stopping the Russians from getting into north Germany. The Germans attempted a naval invasion, but they were surrounded and annihilated.

ManifunkDestiny posted:

Not being as familiar with HoI4 as I am with other Paradox games, Hashim is there a way you can pull demographic info, primarily population and industrial capacity? What are the biggest cities in this timeline?

No unfortunately. And war doesn't affect population like in vicky anyways, so it'd be useless.

hashashash
Nov 2, 2016

Cure for cancer discovered!
Court physicians hate him!

V. Illych L. posted:

i absolutely adore how you managed to resist making us the good guy and how you gave us poisoned choices which were nonetheless reasonably fair, given context. just having us go full stalinist when we had our revolution was absolutely excellent

do we get a post-war conference to redraw borders? seems as though we may want to unify france and/or the british isles in the face of our cold-war type of situation, but them being set might make sense

There aren't really any borders left to redraw, apart from the Middle East and Germany and they're kinda clear-cut there. The votes are gonna stay as they are, but they'll definitely change into the future (narratively, that is).

hashashash
Nov 2, 2016

Cure for cancer discovered!
Court physicians hate him!

Mantis42 posted:

e: btw did my admiral accomplish anything of note?

I rebuilt a decently-sized submarine fleet in 1944/45, and al-Nabiu led it in a ton of missions in the Mediterranean. Most of our those missions were massacres, but still.

Kangxi posted:

:golfclap:

P.S. what happened to the minister/commander I had? Nadiya what's-her-name.

Nadiyah al-Khattab was part of the high command for a good while as an Airborne Assault expert, giving us a boost to paradropping operations.

Lord Cyrahzax
Oct 11, 2012

I assume all of North Ibriz's commanders got garroted though, yeah?

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013

I'm just glad that Mahmud ibn Bibil managed to get down in history as the man who conquered Europe (in the name of Supreme Leader Mizanur, of course).

MaxieSatan
Oct 19, 2017

critical support for anarchists
I'm still assuming my lady died in an extremely poorly-conceived naval battle.

hashashash
Nov 2, 2016

Cure for cancer discovered!
Court physicians hate him!

Lord Cyrahzax posted:

I assume all of North Ibriz's commanders got garroted though, yeah?

North Ibriz were actually never completely wiped out, weirdly enough. They've clung to a little slice of land around Portland so far.

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

Hashim posted:

North Ibriz were actually never completely wiped out, weirdly enough. They've clung to a little slice of land around Portland so far.

Keeping North Ibriz weird, I guess.

Snipee posted:

e: I just realized that we have conquered all of the most holy cities in the Abrahamic traditions. The most atheist bloc holds Jerusalem, Rome, Mecca, and Medina... this might turn out quite bad for us in the long run.

What an exciting variety of religious terrorisms we have awaiting us. Do you think we allow pilgrimage? An interesting choice of letting in potential zealots and acting against our official ideology, or alienating huge swathes of the world population.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
In general, the history of this world seems to feature less unfriendly relations between Christians and Muslims, with Morocco and al-Andalus being fully integrated into the European state system and only sporadic examples of religious violence on either side from the early modern era onwards. It's one of the few non-hellish things about this timeline.

Yeah, there were plenty of wars between us and France, but they haven't really been about religion since the middle ages.

Pakled fucked around with this message at 06:35 on Jun 12, 2019

GSD
May 10, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
My character got introduced to the bottom of the sea at some point, probably.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Gonna be plenty of work for the Ministry of Infrastructure! Jalb is pleased, especially after his backstabbing of people who voted the wrong way in the shura patriotic support of the party in these trying times.

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

HEEEERES TONYYYY
Well I don't think this world will be worrying about global warming any time soon..

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

how many bombs were exploded in the end (as of now)? are they all hiroshima/nagasaki type bombs?

i was curious about specifics on deaths from these sorts of bombs and i found this site on an ivy league university's site, so hopefully reputable, that gives numbers like this for hiroshima:

within 'the first few' months: 90,000-166,000 dead
2-6 years after: 'attributable risk' for leukemia is 46%. i think this is how much the rate of leukemia rose, but the text is vague
10+ years after: 'attributable risk' for non-leukemia cancers is 10.7%. it adds that a 'barely survivable' dose would 'only' give a 500% increase
the next generation: apparently no heightened risk for cancer? the people in the womb in august 1945 were born slightly smaller and with more mental disabilities, apparently. it's quantified in a linked article but i can't translate that into casualty numbers

so that doesn't give actual numbers for the cancer victims, but at least it quantifies some things. maybe other people can find better numbers

anyway, if that happens ten times, in a less mountainous place, to larger cities, we easily have 1+ million dead within the year, or it could be more like 8 but it seems like it'd stay on that order of magnitude? i'd guess that for the next decade there's going to be a leukemia crisis in germany (although i have no idea how much of the hiroshima damage covered above is downwind and how much is purely localized), followed by higher levels of other cancers for a generation

that's pretty horrible spelled out like that, but it's not like the whole region would be a wasteland. unless the bombs were bigger.


edit: on a completely unrelated note, i wonder if gharbia is gonna be nice and give everybody else a Marshall Plan. although they have enough problems in north america before they start worrying about helping somebody like russia. drat, this world is bleak

oystertoadfish fucked around with this message at 14:53 on Jun 12, 2019

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Would the internet be invented in that alternate world? Maybe Something Awful would be called شيء فظيع

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

it seems unlikely that gharbia would enjoy the sort of cultural hegemony that the USA have going for them

jeez, at least china is less of a basket case than IRL

ManifunkDestiny
Aug 2, 2005
THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN THE SEAHAWKS IS RUSSELL WILSON'S TAINT SWEAT

Seahawks #1 fan since 2014.

V. Illych L. posted:

it seems unlikely that gharbia would enjoy the sort of cultural hegemony that the USA have going for them

jeez, at least china is less of a basket case than IRL

I also don't think that the Berbers are going to be able to easily integrate their gains from Ibriz and New England. Those are wholly different cultures with a long history of independence and sovereignty. I guess they could always Balkanize the area like we did with the Frankish Empire, but every other great power is going to be funneling funds and weapons to partisans and rebel groups there as much as they can without sparking a conflict. Waono is going to become a hotbed of illicit weapons smuggling.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

V. Illych L. posted:

i absolutely adore how you managed to resist making us the good guy and how you gave us poisoned choices which were nonetheless reasonably fair, given context. just having us go full stalinist when we had our revolution was absolutely excellent

do we get a post-war conference to redraw borders? seems as though we may want to unify france and/or the british isles in the face of our cold-war type of situation, but them being set might make sense

Guards this man wants to restore the Franco-English super state that has been punching us in the dick for like 150 years now.

Snipee
Mar 27, 2010
Yeah, I’m pretty happy with the borders that we drew. France needed to be broken up after so many centuries of threatening our existence.

It’s a huge shame that we couldn’t have taken more of the Middle East or fully restored Socialist Germany, but I guess that’s how nuclear war against the Russians goes. Consolidating the British and/or French states wouldn’t have made much of a difference.

Super Jay Mann
Nov 6, 2008

Maybe I missed it but I'm curious how I did as a general leading the glorious Berber Union to complete victory over our barbaric North Gharbian neighbors. :getin:

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


I expect the Berber Union's relationship with the rest of Gharbia to be the USA's Monroe Doctrine on steroids, since they not only established military dominance with force but also got to directly pick the new governments.

And hey, South America's finally done well for itself in a mega-LP!

ZearothK fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Jun 12, 2019

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Hmm, if we develop ICBMs first we might be capable of wiping the Berber Union's military capabilities offline without them being able to nuke us back...

Mr_Autoshades
Dec 5, 2016
Not gonna lie, I'm still kind of pissed that the Russians didn't support my guy and the other Liberals in Germany. Even more so cause even if he managed to avoid getting garroted by the socialists or executed by the French he was probably caught in the nuclear hellfire during the exchange with Russia.

God the Germans just can't get a break, can they? They've had like one fifty year period of being a major power in Europe but otherwise just fought themselves their whole history with intermittent bouts of getting their poo poo rocked by there neighbors. Then they become the testing ground for the first nukes along with Bohemia.

MatchaZed
Feb 14, 2010

We Can Do It!


I don't know if my guy in New England even did anything valuable at all. Probably got nuked in New York. =/

Polgas
Sep 2, 2018


With one hand he saves gebs. With the other he commits goblin genocide. A true neutral.

Benin definitely going to ally with Russia to keep Iberia in check.

I guess the people on the asian side of Russia will become Iberian allies to keep the Russians in check too. So Manchuria?

Polgas fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Jun 13, 2019

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
I wonder what German Godzilla will be like.

The Bold Kobold
Aug 11, 2014

Bold to the point of certain death.
I'm just proud that The Autocrat ended up being an Al-Shujae. :golfclap:

hashashash
Nov 2, 2016

Cure for cancer discovered!
Court physicians hate him!

WilliamAnderson posted:

I don't know if my guy in New England even did anything valuable at all. Probably got nuked in New York. =/

You were a Backroom Backstabber in the government, so you were probably in Richmond and so survived the war. Probably jump at the change to rebuild the country as well.


Super Jay Mann posted:

Maybe I missed it but I'm curious how I did as a general leading the glorious Berber Union to complete victory over our barbaric North Gharbian neighbors. :getin:

You've got Logistic Wizard, Offensive Doctrine and a bunch more combat traits, so definitely played a part in the war.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
On a coil flip, either my guy took the easy life with the Berbers or died with Ibriz. (I had honestly forgotten my guy's name)

Lord Cyrahzax
Oct 11, 2012

I am curious about the fate of the last ibn Cyrah

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

I probably died when the Khedivate got invaded.

Tiger Crazy
Sep 25, 2006

If you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some!
I like to think my Russian General was a spearhead of turning the war around in Russia. He probably was one of those cowards that ran when things got tough. :commissar:

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
I assume we all got purged with the monarchist coup.

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

Where did you wind up putting my guy? Kind of hope he’s hanging out in the Ibrizi remnant.

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

I would like to know the fate of Giuseppe Calabrese. I'm guessing the Fash took him out, but at least he didn't get nuked to bits!

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Oh yeah I'm curious what happened to my Russian guy too. Probably died in a nuclear explosion somewhere along the way, I guess.

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Talas
Aug 27, 2005

My Admiral guy probably died in one of the times we lost our fleets.

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