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dwight drinks from his mug of poo poo "you know i poo poo in that, right?" "im not falling for your pranks, jim, now pull down your pants and give me another refill."
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Jim finds out Dwight has been streaming video games on Twitch and populates Dwight's chat with bots making requests. Soon Dwight is shoving a banana up his rear end on camera and saying the n-word for the entire office to see. Stanley looks at the camera.
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Jun 7, 2019 22:29
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Jun 8, 2019 00:11
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Is that a stapler encased in jello
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Jun 8, 2019 00:41
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gah, my heart
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Jun 8, 2019 00:44
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Jim stuffs Rainn Wilson, the actor who portrays Dwight, into a wood chipper feet first while he pitifully begs for mercy. Without Rainn Wilson to portray him the other characters in the office wonder where Dwight has gone but Jim isn't telling.
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Jun 8, 2019 03:13
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Jim learns that Dwight has been given the opportunity of a lifetime: after years spent writing impassioned letters to George Lucas, and then various Disney executives, he is finally being allowed to write the script for a Star Wars movie. On the night that he finishes the final draft for Episode VIII: The Last Jedi, Jim sneaks into Dwight's house and replaces the script with one written by Michael Scott.
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Jun 8, 2019 03:40
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Jun 8, 2019 05:46
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Jim gets Dwight on live television and tricks him into admitting that he's responsible for 9/11 Then in an interview segment Dwight looks and the camera and says "Oh Jim, if only you knew"
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Jun 9, 2019 23:17
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jim starts his own intelligence agency and sells Dwight crack, leading to a crack revolution in The Office they'd be all cracking wise about crack, "hey can I get a rock? oh, ill buy a rock" then Stanley walks in and tells them something about Jesus
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Jun 10, 2019 00:09
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Jim beheads Dwight in a gladiatorial combat and takes a poo poo on his lifeless body.
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Jun 10, 2019 00:13
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Jim and Pam dig a shallow grave on Dwight's beet farm. Jim pulls out a gun and says "this one is going to get him so good", shooting Pam in the head and then himself. The next day Dwight sees the new grave and shouts "Mose I told you to stop digging new graves, you have a perfectly good mass grave under the willow tree. Get these bodies moved". Mose does as he's asked A few months later a letter arrives at the police station, providing GPS coordinates for the grave of Jim and Pam. But they throw it away because no one gives a poo poo about Jim and Pam, nobody even noticed that they were missing
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Jun 10, 2019 01:38
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Jim dribbles a magic potion into Dwight's coffee that turns him into a clone of Michael Scott. Michael comes through the door and then Jim throws two battleaxes on the ground. "Let the best Michael win"
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Jun 10, 2019 20:12
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Jun 10, 2019 20:28
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Jim reveals the secret of the universe to Dwight - our souls aren't trapped in our bodies, but our bodies are trapped in our souls. The creatures we call Gods are merely reflections and shadows of what's really in charge, and to truly perceive the order of the universe you would need to observe every moment occurring concurrently. There's a war going on but nobody knows it, and the bad guys have already won. Then Jim jumps off the top of Dunder Mifflin, leaving Dwight alone with this revelation. Dwight looks over the ledge and sees Jim's body laying there. Suddenly, several men dressed in fox hunting outfits walk into the parking lot. One of them is holding a sickle and looks up on the roof, making eye contact with Dwight. He begins to yell and the men head for the front door and Dwight feels a pulsing in the back of his head as the Sun starts to turn bright red. 3 years earlier, but at the same time, Jim smiles at the camera and says "I wonder if Dwight's ready for the world I just unlocked for him."
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Jun 10, 2019 20:41
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Jim goes to Dwight's hotel room in Saigon to notify him he is to be sent on a highly classified mission, to terminate the command of an officer with "extreme prejudice." When Dwight arrives there, Marlon Brando (played by Mickey Rourke) fucks him in the rear end with a stick of a butter.
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Jun 10, 2019 20:47
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Dwight is registered to play in a video game tournament, but Dwight notices Jim's name on the registration. Under his breath he says "Jim you don't even play video games, I'm going to wipe the floor with you." He turns around and then Jim beats him to death with a tire iron
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Jun 10, 2019 20:50
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Jim replaces Dwight's Breaking Bad branded rock candy with actual meth. Dwight comes into work the next day wearing his cousin's face as a loincloth.
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Jun 10, 2019 21:12
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Jim walks around within earshot of Dwight telling everyone that there's no difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia
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Jun 10, 2019 21:32
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Jim plants corn in Dwights beet field
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Jun 10, 2019 21:48
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This but it’s the picture from the Overlook hotel with Jim in the place of Jack Torrence.
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Jun 10, 2019 21:59
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what if jim but a minion
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Jun 10, 2019 22:36
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what if jim murder dwight as prank
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Jun 10, 2019 22:37
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Jim acts genuinely nice to Dwight, even and especially by actively listening and engaging with Dwight's many interests. In the interview room Jim says "Sometimes the pranks are the friends we made along the way."
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Jun 10, 2019 22:42
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Jim gives Dwight the ol' spicy rock.
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Jun 10, 2019 22:54
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Jim challenges Dwight to a fight, claiming that he has learned a new "Super Karate" that can beat all other martial arts. Dwight is annoyed but ignores it, and Jim continues to annoy him all day. It finally culminates with Jim karate kicking Dwight's mug off the table, so Dwight accepts the fight. They head out to the parking lot and Dwight is surrounded by a dozen men wearing black bodysuits and featureless masks. "You have to prove yourself to me, Dwight! You have no chance against me unless you can defeat my disciples!" Dwight fights them off and gets ready to attack Jim, but suddenly feels dizzy. He sits down for a second and his vision goes blurry. Jim places a hand on his shoulder and leans in closely. "Those were cops, Dwight. I dosed you with a powerful drug earlier today that leaves you open to suggestion. I convinced you they were my disciples with just a few trigger words throughout the day. You beat up 12 cops, Dwight. I applaud you for the show of rebellion but I'm afraid the authorities might not take such a progressive view of your actions." Suddenly Dwight sees a red dot appear on his chest and slowly move up towards his head.
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Jun 11, 2019 12:36
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Jim convinces Dwight that the office restrooms are now unisex. Phyllis is surpised by Dwight in the women's restroom and slaps him. Phyllis accuses Dwight of being a pervert. Dwight complains about the lack of urinals in the women's restroom which forced him to pee in the sink. He says he could not use a stall, as it would have been slower to leave had there been a fire alarm. Toby must mediate the situation.
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Jun 11, 2019 13:47
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-jim takes dwight into darkened broom closet, pulls his hair back and whispers "get hosed" in his ear -Jim buys dwight a new pair of panties every day for a month, lovingly sneaking them in his lunch pail. -Jim moves past his childish bullying of the object of his affection, finally gets it all over with and just Fucks Dwight.
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Jun 11, 2019 17:36
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Jim swaps his dick with Dwight's, gets a bunch of VD, then swaps back
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Jun 11, 2019 20:47
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jim gets gay with mose, sends video to dwight "got him," says jim to the camera
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Jun 11, 2019 21:19
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Jim is secretly working with Greg Pikitis.
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Jun 11, 2019 22:30
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Jim starts a rival beet farm and undercuts Dwight until Dwight is forced to sell Schrute farms. Jim buys the property and turns it into Scranton's greatest paintball and airgun park, and bans Dwight from the premises.
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Jun 11, 2019 22:49
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Jim gets Dwight into the Bloods and the Crips via separate mail correspondence, then invites parties from both for initiation at the local Houhlihans. He forgets to invite Dwight though, and the subsequent shoot-out is reported as a freak turf war that forces the Office to start using metal detectors at all entrances.
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Jun 12, 2019 03:15
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Jim tricks Dwight into wearing black face and a hoodie, then drops him off in an upper class neighborhood. Dwight is shot to death while waving hello to a police officer. Jim mugs at the camera
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Jun 14, 2019 01:56
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Jim tricks Dwight into eating a poo poo sandwich. When Jim goes to mug to the camera, he pulls off a mask to reveal that he is none other than Frank Reynolds.
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Jun 14, 2019 03:13
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Jim's prank list: Kill dwight gently caress dwight?
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Jun 14, 2019 03:27
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Marry Dwight.
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Jun 14, 2019 03:28
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Jim goes to work and treats Dwight like a normal colleague, and then repeats the next day. This goes on for the next 4 years and they have a standard working relationship - nothing like what we've seen. They're not friends but colleagues. Eventually they move on, 5 years later they meet at an industry event and have a sensible chuckle about their working time and enjoy a beer at the hotel bar. Years later they both retire, with distant memories of each other. The true prank was there was no prank
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https://i.imgur.com/0ymMwT9.gifv https://i.imgur.com/L6F0EgK.mp4
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