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“The grass screams” is the opening narration Blue Velvet never knew it needed.
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Atlas Hugged posted:I am the Lorax and I speak for the thousands of blades of grass being mutilated at all hours.
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May 30, 2019 16:47
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Why would grass be screaming all the time
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May 30, 2019 16:48
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Sagebrush posted:Why would grass be screaming all the time It has no mouth
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May 30, 2019 17:06
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loquacius posted:Hey, look at that, I have some content! Sorry if it's too obvious but: schizophrenia
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May 30, 2019 18:48
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loquacius posted:Hey, look at that, I have some content! M night shamalalalmanaynan folks
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May 30, 2019 19:37
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Plant whisperer please confirm whether dandelions know that I'm poisoning the gently caress out of them.
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May 30, 2019 21:56
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Follow a bee and tell me what the flowers say when it starts pollinating them
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May 30, 2019 22:07
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I mow lawns for a living and I just thought the constant screaming was my unrelenting existential dread. So glad I'm not crazy.
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May 30, 2019 22:16
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Yeah i understand it all except the bushes hating eating the berries. Berries are supposed to get eaten, that's why they're tasty, to entice mammal and bird to eat them and poo poo the seeds out elsewhere. This guy ain't no plant whisperer. He's a charlatan! A charlatan i say!!!
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May 30, 2019 22:43
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purple death ray posted:Life feeds on life, op  Exactly where I went with it too.”Disgustipated” posted:And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
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May 31, 2019 19:01
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burial posted:
I almost didn't post it but then I thought, yes, this is necessary
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May 31, 2019 19:30
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purple death ray posted:I almost didn't post it but then I thought, yes, this is necessary Yes, yes it is necessary.
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May 31, 2019 19:52
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I have content    quote:This post is nothing but weird sex poo poo, you have been warned You're overthinking it basically to all of this Watch whatever porn you want, literally the point of porn is for you to just indulge yourself without worrying about what people might think of it. Plenty of people are actively repelled by whatever they just finished masturbating to after they finish, and "I'm now 5 or 6 years older than these girls  " is a pretty small thing to concern yourself with.You don't have to fulfill your greatest fantasy every time you have sex, your greatest fantasy will change often, and you can do a pretty good approximation of whatever it is via roleplay with whoever you're seeing, if they're into it. If not, porn. If you want to increase your semen volume for your own sake, go for it I guess? Don't worry about what it signals to a sexual partner, though, because I can't really imagine a scenario in which it matters unless they're really into cumshots or something (to my knowledge I have never met a woman who is) and in many scenarios they won't even notice quote:My first experience with therapy was when I was around 10, after my parents' divorce. I hated it. In a group session or alone, I refused to say anything. My mom made me keep going because she said I needed to deal with my feelings. I hated it more each time. I would sit silent and unmoving. I hated the therapist. She became the enemy. I made it my goal to never give in to her, and I never did. To this day I have an automatic negative reaction to anyone with the same name. I mean, not every therapist and therapy method is the same, and plenty of people just have a bad rapport with an individual therapist and have to find a new one  Medication has its place as well, but it can't solve everything -- for a very relevant example, you can't medicate away a drinking problem. loquacius fucked around with this message at 13:16 on Jun 12, 2019 |
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Jun 12, 2019 13:13
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way to say that I know the thread advice is get therapy, but what if you don't have good experience with it? How do you get your brain meats evaluated and treated?
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Isn't that the whole concept of Antabuse?
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i like nice words
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Anne Whateley posted:Isn't that the whole concept of Antabuse? I'd never heard of it, but it seems like a cool idea (basically it makes you have a bad reaction to alcohol, preventing you from drinking) It is just treating a symptom rather than addressing the core issue IMO but there are plenty of less-destructive things to fill the void with than booze so I pronounce it "better than nothing" consult your trusted physician of course anon
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Jun 12, 2019 13:48
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That first guy should stop watching porn, he's going to ruin real sex before he even has any.
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Jun 12, 2019 14:02
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Imagine thinking that being 26 is too old to get horny for college co-eds.
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Jun 12, 2019 14:45
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But just imagine how much worse it'll be in 14 or so years!
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Jun 12, 2019 14:48
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To the guy with bad experiences with therapists: Choosing a therapist is loving hard. How can you know if someone is ok for you? How to know when to stand up to someone, when the whole point is that you put yourself in an enormously vulnerable situation in front of them? Read this link. It has helped me immensely. https://www.metanoia.org/choose/
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Jun 12, 2019 17:12
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In my experience, nothing sours someone on the idea of therapy more than making it mandatory. My dad forced me to go when I was in my early teens because I didn't like doing homework and chores. Like who the gently caress does? She was a lovely therapist imo too, and just randomly decided to throw Prozac at me for no real reason. Second time I was forced into therapy was when my parents divorced and I decided I would rather not have contact with my dad because he was an rear end in a top hat. Instead of letting me have my say in the court because I was a minor, they just ordered my mom to send me to a therapist. I wish I could say there was a happy ending or some kind of moral to this story, but there isn't. I'm all for people getting therapy they need, but you really can't force someone to go.
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Jun 13, 2019 00:42
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I had an appointment with my therapist today. He's a former alcoholic and heroin addict, and a life-long sufferer of depression, anxiety, and OCD. So when he recognized right away that I wasn't in the mood to talk with anyone, he understood. He gets it. He's been there. He's the kind of person who found their true calling in life.
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Jun 13, 2019 01:04
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Porn good: wait till you are 40 before worrying about looking at porn with 20 yos. Therapy goon: i found my therapist by basically using betterhelp as a matchmaking service. You pay them they 65 bucks a week, they will give you as many therapists as you want, and it looks to be like they are usually local to you so you can just look the one you like up and reach out in person
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Bees on Wheat posted:In my experience, nothing sours someone on the idea of therapy more than making it mandatory. My dad forced me to go when I was in my early teens because I didn't like doing homework and chores. Like who the gently caress does? She was a lovely therapist imo too, and just randomly decided to throw Prozac at me for no real reason. Entirely this. I spent a good chunk of my childhood in therapists'/psychiatrists' offices because my mother decided that I was depressed and needed therapy. After basically cutting off therapy dead on my 18th birthday (and quitting the giant cocktail of meds I was on cold turkey, which was miserable), it took me until I was almost 30 to admit that I really needed to deal with my poo poo. I've been back in therapy for four years with a therapist who is willing to work with my fears and anxieties, and seeing a psychiatrist to help fix my hosed-up brain chemistry. I don't think I would have gone to see them if I'd been 'forced' at any point in the process, but now that I am I can see how much I really needed to do this and how much progress I've made. Therapy goon, feel free to message me if you want to share more of your experiences. Maybe we can make a step toward unfucking your brain meats.
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loquacius posted:I'd never heard of it, but it seems like a cool idea (basically it makes you have a bad reaction to alcohol, preventing you from drinking) I saw a girl at a bar one night who was on some meds that made her puke from drinking. She would slam a beer, go puke, come back repeat. It was pretty gnarly
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Jun 13, 2019 04:25
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I havent experienced that but yeah, forcing therapy is bad. Those are some hosed stories. Stand strong friends.
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Jun 13, 2019 10:49
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I havent experienced that but yeah, forcing therapy is bad. Those are some hosed stories. Stand strong friends.
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Jun 13, 2019 10:51
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shove me like you do posted:I saw a girl at a bar one night who was on some meds that made her puke from drinking. She would slam a beer, go puke, come back repeat. It was pretty gnarly ~d e t e r m i n a t i o n~
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quote:i cannot wait until furries insist that they be treated like transgender athletes. those two things aren't related in any way  One of those is someone competing in an athletic competition despite what you have decided is an advantage, and the other of those is someone whining about losing because of an obvious disadvantage also slippery-slope arguments are dumb and gay marriage hasn't led to child marriage or cat marriage or whatever being legalized yet so The plant-talker guy came back quote:I apologize that it's taken me so long to follow up on my last post, but spring is a particularly difficult time for me to focus. Summer will be even worse. Honestly this one has some pretty funny worldbuilding details, like dandelions loving death and rhododendrons being loving prudes Still not clear on how the plants can sense your presence but you can't communicate with them, like, invent a code or something
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Jun 13, 2019 13:05
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purple death ray posted:That first guy should stop watching porn, he's going to ruin real sex before he even has any. Or it can help give him some good real world ideas 
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Jun 13, 2019 14:56
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What’s gonna happen if he meets a sexy freaky Stephanie who wants to crush his pathetic Virgin wand and he only knows how to hold hands and braid hair? Dude, if anything, should watch more porn but jerk off less so your sex energy stays inside and will act as a magnet to attract females (human, mostly, obviously)
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Jun 13, 2019 15:11
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Have furries demanded equal-rights participation in the Westminster Dog Show yet?
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Jun 13, 2019 15:13
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Bust Rodd posted:What’s gonna happen if he meets a sexy freaky Stephanie who wants to crush his pathetic Virgin wand and he only knows how to hold hands and braid hair? Going by people in similar situations, he'll call her a "roastie" and ask how many dickmiles she has before writing a reddit post about owning a Stacy
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Jun 13, 2019 15:16
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sexy Stephanie, what have you done You've made a fool of everyone
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Jun 13, 2019 15:35
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Weaponized Autism posted:Have furries demanded equal-rights participation in the Westminster Dog Show yet? You’re not familiar with the Westminster Furriots?
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Jun 13, 2019 15:57
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loquacius posted:Porn Not violets, poppies, or rhododendrons though.
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Jun 13, 2019 18:55
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That grad student is gonna frost some coed like a cake bc he can't stop watching pornhub.
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Jun 13, 2019 20:37
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He will descend on a coed like an erupting stay puft marshmallow man.
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Jun 13, 2019 20:41
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Plant dude: If you are just making this up you did a bad job. Research your details more. Plants breath co2 so roadside plants can breathe more not less: https://www.montana.edu/news/15099/msu-biologist-says-plants-growing-along-roadways-capture-carbon-help-mitigate-auto-emissions If you aren't making it up seek help. This isn't real, and it is schizophrenia. Just because you don't hear voices or see hallucinations doesn't mean you aren't schizo.
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