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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

CuddleCryptid posted:

https://twitter.com/swodinsky/status/1139577560835284992?s=19

Apparently 8chan is run out of the Philippines but the physical servers are in Reno for some reason.

its like that video of the cow standing on railway tracks and the train engineer saying "oh, you dumb fucker" right before impact

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BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/JulsOtter/status/1139530923416965120?s=19

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013

Ague Proof posted:

"I make the same joke every year on Twitter, it's a running joke."

https://twitter.com/Glinner/status/1138734476467605505

Love to go to an anti-feminist doxxing site and give the locals tips on how to deal with trans women, thus proving how feminist I am.

Really how is this mentally hosed bog dweller not banned yet

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/pcgamer/status/1139487658462404608
https://twitter.com/GamerTakes/status/1139538023413092352

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



I can’t believe a game about cyberpunk, a genre of fiction that features radical change in the social order, will allow people to pick a trans or non-binary character.

Uranium has issued a correction as of 23:55 on Jun 14, 2019

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



if u make a character that is cishet it literally just dies within seconds of spawning, smited by a big gay rainbow beam fro mspace

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Business Gorillas posted:

Nah they're right in a sense. A bunch of liberals going "you used the incorrect spelling of 'Wales' :smug:" feeds right into both the chud complex and the libs thinking they owned Trump

It's an extension of the liberals hating Trump because he's a damp oaf more than, say, his concentration camps

trump's an idiot though and she acts like he's doing all of this on purpose.

https://twitter.com/RubinReport/status/1139666984331694085

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Epic High Five posted:

if u make a character that is cishet it literally just dies within seconds of spawning, smited by a big gay rainbow beam fro mspace

choosing the heterosexuality option should cause npcs to spit on you, and also your guy runs around like a wimp and can only attack people by windmilling his stick arms while screeching and looking away

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

Groovelord Neato posted:

trump's an idiot though and she acts like he's doing all of this on purpose.

https://twitter.com/RubinReport/status/1139666984331694085

can someone tell him to go on Sam Seder's show I'm blocked

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

lmao

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
the cishet starting character starts with a kekistani flag cape, a 3d printed plastic two handed sword with deus vult on the side in comic sans, and is at a massive disadvantage because your tradath hyper-islam, the new worldwide faith, forbig augmentation

Mmann
Dec 1, 2007

Kyoon Was Right
12/21/12

Uranium posted:

I can’t believe a game about cyberpunk, a genre of fiction that features radical change in the social order, will allow people to pick a trans or non-binary character.

in the sci-fi future there will Cyberchuds that want trans-humanism, but only if our minds are placed into distinctly male and female robots that follow 20th century social norms.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
*watches character remove their brain and put it into a robotic spider exoskeleton*
:geno: : .......
*watches character undergo hormone therapy*
:supaburn: : agaygahgeyiuibayrkgharbiykhafhbh

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004


This is a genius level take from a person living in a country that officially observes Parents Day.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Ague Proof posted:

"I make the same joke every year on Twitter, it's a running joke."

https://twitter.com/Glinner/status/1138734476467605505

Glinner locked the fuckin coward

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1139661226181562368

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
now thinking of one of the best cyberpunk characters, pam grier in john carpenter's escape from L.A. as "hershe las palmas," a transgender gangster who lives the wreck of a beached aircraft carrier and machine guns her enemies while flying around in a hang glinder

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

now thinking of one of the best cyberpunk characters, pam grier in john carpenter's escape from L.A. as "hershe las palmas," a transgender gangster who lives the wreck of a beached aircraft carrier and machine guns her enemies while flying around in a hang glinder

I think that's what T-Man does in her spare time, and god bless her for it.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

twistedmentat posted:

Weren't gyms like that purely for dudes to hook up at?

Not purely, but mostly. A friend of mine from grad school did his dissertation on bodybuilding and gay gym culture in the 1950s and 60s, and from what he's told me and shown me of his work, male fitness prior to like the mid 70s leaned very heavily into just being acceptable-ish cover for gay men to get their thing on.

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

now thinking of one of the best cyberpunk characters, pam grier in john carpenter's escape from L.A. as "hershe las palmas," a transgender gangster who lives the wreck of a beached aircraft carrier and machine guns her enemies while flying around in a hang glinder

I thought she operated out of the lounge of a wrecked cruise liner, not a carrier?

Captain_Maclaine has issued a correction as of 05:03 on Jun 15, 2019

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

twistedmentat posted:

Weren't gyms like that purely for dudes to hook up at?

Incredibly so.

Bodybuilding was soooo very gay, right up until the mid 80s when action movies made it mainstream, because suddenly every guy wanted giant muscles but without the bonus of sucking dick in the locker room.

EDIT:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVOa1_7cQrI

Megillah Gorilla has issued a correction as of 05:03 on Jun 15, 2019

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Incredibly so.

Bodybuilding was soooo very gay, right up until the mid 80s when action movies made it mainstream, because suddenly every guy wanted giant muscles but without the bonus of sucking dick in the locker room.

EDIT:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVOa1_7cQrI

"Fitness magazines" of that period were basically softcore spank material.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
is arnie bi

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.
Look up why the "moon pose" is the only banned pose in professional bodybuilding competitions.

Goast
Jul 23, 2011

by VideoGames

Al! posted:

is arnie bi

yes

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Look up why the "moon pose" is the only banned pose in professional bodybuilding competitions.

I'm guessing something with butts.

Al! posted:

is arnie bi

I've heard he went gay for pay back in the 70's, but I haven't heard of him being romantically involved with a guy otherwise.

So yeah, depending on your definition.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

cool

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Zeroisanumber posted:

I'm guessing something with butts.




lol

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

lol squarejohn hetero dudes are dumb

larper
Apr 9, 2019

Thanks a lot, OP - I'm gay now!

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


i made a cis character in Cyberpunk but I cant leave my apartment and all my dialogue options are complaining about transpeople in Night City. Please help

C2C - 2.0
May 14, 2006

Dubs In The Key Of Life


Lipstick Apathy

Hey, sexy! :allears:

BTW, I think that's the famous Tom Platz, who had ridiculous legs.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


man how'd he get the vein to go across both legs like that

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Some people see that and think wow sexy!

All I see is those whippet dogs that can't regulate muscle growth.

Healthy Nut Snack
Mar 23, 2016

wee lad speaking into a microphone on a red, white and black background, except this time he’s wearing a yarmulke

absolutely cursed

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Some people see that and think wow sexy!

All I see is those whippet dogs that can't regulate muscle growth.

I think it’s more like they appreciate all the hard work it takes and then think the guy might like sex as a nice congratulation. Or they just can only have sex with other guys under the pretense of working out so they can’t stop working out or else no more sex.

Man I’m glad the 60s are done. As much as I hate boomers I feel bad for the ones who were gay.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

https://twitter.com/StephenBright/status/1139753406191427585

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Weird how all these vicious homophobes turn out to be rapists. Watching kids gently caress just to be sure they’re doing it right is a new one, though.

mcclay
Jul 8, 2013

Oh dear oh gosh oh darn
Soiled Meat

CuddleCryptid posted:

https://twitter.com/swodinsky/status/1139577560835284992?s=19

Apparently 8chan is run out of the Philippines but the physical servers are in Reno for some reason.

oh

i think i know where that is

good.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Some people see that and think wow sexy!

All I see is those whippet dogs that can't regulate muscle growth.

I see a sweaty stain in a very :ohdear: place.

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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I see a sweaty stain in a very :ohdear: place.

turn on your monitor

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