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10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

COOL CORN posted:

I got new brass ear weights that I absolutely love, I just need to find the confidence to pull them off :shobon:



Hell yeah, dude. You're rockin em!

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BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe
I don't often post here but I do often look through this thread to enjoy its positivity and to keep up with people's awesome hair/shirts/pets/whatever.

Today I finished my work by lunchtime. It's tipping down with rain and has been all week, so I've been watching 12 Angry Men on our new couch with my guinea pigs.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
Ohhh I love guinea pigs! :D



Took a selfie while I was cooking dinner. I almost burnt the veggie burger because the selfie distracted me. Don't tell anyone.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Mikl posted:

Ohhh I love guinea pigs! :D



Took a selfie while I was cooking dinner. I almost burnt the veggie burger because the selfie distracted me. Don't tell anyone.

I need that shirt.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
I got it in a shop near where I live, but I think it's an official licensed product? It has a label with "Universal" and "Jurassic World" on it and all, so you should be able to find it if you look around.

(Jurassic Park was one of my favourite movies growing up, I couldn't resist a shirt with a blinged-up logo :ssh:)

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

HEY EVERYBODY, SHE BURNED THE VEGGIE BURGER

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
Ah gently caress I can't believe you've done this

Karnegal
Dec 24, 2005

Is it... safe?

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

HEY EVERYBODY, SHE BURNED THE VEGGIE BURGER

Hey, no narcs in the selfie thread

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Karnegal posted:

Hey, no narcs in the selfie thread
YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Fatty Crabcakes posted:

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR

Wait, who is? :confused:

FreshFeesh
Jun 3, 2007

Drum Solo

COOL CORN posted:

Ah gently caress I can't believe you've done this

:tipshat:

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Icon Of Sin posted:

Wait, who is? :confused:
I'm not sure

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


It's life, Jim, but not as we know it

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





Cheryl/Carol/Whatever is my friend

appleskates
Feb 21, 2008

Find your freedom in the music.
Find your Jesus, find your Kubrick.

Mikl posted:

Ohhh I love guinea pigs! :D



Took a selfie while I was cooking dinner. I almost burnt the veggie burger because the selfie distracted me. Don't tell anyone.

Excuse me, miss. Where did you get your apron? I am a cheesemonger and I need that. ❤️🧀

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

HEY EVERYBODY, SHE BURNED THE VEGGIE BURGER

(And all following replies)


Goddamn you folks :allears:

I had a poo poo night's sleep and was a bit grumpy coming into work, but you made me laugh and everything's better :allears:


appleskates posted:

Excuse me, miss. Where did you get your apron? I am a cheesemonger and I need that. ❤️🧀

I don't know, sorry. It was a hands-me-down from my mum, and she'd had it for years so I doubt she remembers where she got it :(

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



appleskates posted:

Excuse me, miss. Where did you get your apron? I am a cheesemonger and I need that. ❤️🧀

I can't really tell cos I'm on my phone but it looks like the Emmental branding from the Swiss cheese maker.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



greazeball posted:

I can't really tell cos I'm on my phone but it looks like the Emmental branding from the Swiss cheese maker.

Yeah, looks like she has a classic there, probably from the early 90s when the Swiss national ski team wore the "Swiss cheese" uniforms. :discourse:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I posted a picture of myself on the Face Book and got 31 likes! Maybe I'll post it here in a short while!

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Mob museum in Las Vegas for the 10th wedding anniversary

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Did you buy your partner some cement shoes?

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Oct 30, 2009

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You ask a lot of questions

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


oldpainless posted:

You ask a lot of questions

Was is it a long tiring day? You could always sleep with the fishes.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




oldpainless posted:

You ask a lot of questions

Be a shame if someone... had an accident.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Mikl posted:

Ohhh I love guinea pigs! :D



Took a selfie while I was cooking dinner. I almost burnt the veggie burger because the selfie distracted me. Don't tell anyone.

That apron is pretty gouda.

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




Quiet Feet posted:

That apron is pretty gouda.


No holes in Gouda :colbert:

Really just wanted to show off what my mother in law brought for us! A big bad full of awesome cheese!

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

B33rChiller posted:

No holes in Gouda :colbert:

You knew what he emmental.

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Cola, you are indeed still tough and cute! Would any of the other thread regulars like one while I'm at it? I can think of several people whose avatars could use one :)

Including you, Ms Crabcakes!

If someone calls me cute, I'll post a picture holding Craig the work cat after my next shift.

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

You knew what he emmental.

You havarti be labneh on them

Queen Combat has a new favorite as of 08:54 on Jun 15, 2019

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
I go to sleep, and wake up to a thread-full of cheesy jokes. Figures 🙄

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Well, what were you expecting when you tea-sed us all with that apron!

...


Wait.


poo poo.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

These jokes are all whey over my head

the brain power to understand them is something i can't a fjord

Aschlafly
Jan 5, 2004

I identify as smart.
(But that doesn't make it so...)

Jerry Cotton posted:

I posted a picture of myself on the Face Book and got 31 likes! Maybe I'll post it here in a short while!

do it



My hair parted in an unusual place the other day, and for the briefest of moments, I was unusually proud of my curls.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

You knew what he emmental.
Seriously. Don't brie so pedantic.

Mikl posted:

I go to sleep, and wake up to a thread-full of cheesy jokes. Figures 🙄
Well you'll just have to grin and camembert it, because this is now Post Your Picture II: Selfies & Cheese

Ellie Crabcakes has a new favorite as of 15:22 on Jun 15, 2019

Karnegal
Dec 24, 2005

Is it... safe?
Guys, GUYS! My office is dog-friendly and a co-worker just got a 10-week old Corgi puppy, and I am dead!

This is me tearing up because she's so loving cute and I just got overwhelmed. Oh, my god! THOSE EARS!



She's so well behaved and friendly! She's going to be "working" in the office next to mine, so I will get to see her all the time now! I just can't even.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Seriously. Don't brie so pedantic.
Well you'll just have to grin and camembert it, because this is now Post Your Picture II: Selfies & Cheese

I'd support this change for cheddar or worse.

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

appleskates posted:

Excuse me, miss. Where did you get your apron? I am a cheesemonger and I need that. ❤️🧀

I very much read this as " I am cheeseburger and I need that."

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Karnegal posted:

Guys, GUYS! My office is dog-friendly and a co-worker just got a 10-week old Corgi puppy, and I am dead!

This is me tearing up because she's so loving cute and I just got overwhelmed. Oh, my god! THOSE EARS!



She's so well behaved and friendly! She's going to be "working" in the office next to mine, so I will get to see her all the time now! I just can't even.

Please give good corgopup ear scritches and belly rubs for me, tia

:kimchi:

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

I heart bacon posted:

If someone calls me cute, I'll post a picture holding Craig the work cat after my next shift.

You ARE cute!

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I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:



Awwww shucks. Monday night I'll get a picture with Craig. Until then, here he is tripping balls on catnip.



:catdrugs:

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