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TheMaskedUgly posted:no dude its 'joke's cold'; like he's serving up the coldest takes I read it as "joke is old" and assumed it was deeply ironic.
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Yes I know about the joke scold I was asking if the goth lady was being real or not
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Mak0rz posted:Sorry a lot of my old favs are just appearing out of nowhere in my timeline today Michael should look on the bright side, there's a 50/50 chance he's right.
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Memento posted:https://twitter.com/steveparks/status/1139149661925761024 Thanks for the recommendation: I'd have given up if you hadn't made the suggestion and I'd have missed the best bit.
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lmao https://twitter.com/vermont_boy/status/1138837720485249025
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GelatinSkeleton posted:I don't get the joe keskold thing. What's the deal with that account?, It's an alt-right bigot posing as an SJW.
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Bert Roberge posted:It's an alt-right bigot posing as an SJW. And doing the Stonetoss thing of occasionally just telling a regular joke to throw people off the scent.
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This is the funniest thing I have read in a while
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Urcher posted:Follow this with threads TWO and THREE 50 foot ant discovers twitter
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Sexual Aluminum posted:50 foot ant discovers twitter Wait, you skipped over 4-49.
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dialhforhero posted:You just hosed up my day with this If it makes you feel better, the fawn was almost certainly put there by it's mother since its laying like that. Hunters dont shoot does since that fucks up the local deer population and is generally illegal, and odds are that picture was taken by the Hunter that owns the decoy. (Also hunters who shoot does/fawns or shoot a buck just for the horns should be euthed)
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Yeah, does regularly drop their fawns off in safe places and go off to do deer things, when the fawns aren't old enough to be able to keep up with them. Fawns have a pretty strong impulse to stay where they're put, hunker down, and hope a cougar doesn't see them. I mean, don't know why "next to the target practice dummy" was a safe place but I don't think deer are especially renowned for their intelligence.
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RoboRodent posted:I mean, don't know why "next to the target practice dummy" was a safe place but I don't think deer are especially renowned for their intelligence. Deer are in fact renowned for being dumb as hell
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Deer are dumber than horses, which is a real feat.
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Deer are cool and my friends
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Deer are horrible poo poo animals and if they all vanished from the earth tomorrow the only sadness I would feel is that I didn't get to kill and eat enough of them.
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Deer CAN be fairly smart, at least around here they definitely know that when it's hot, they can traipse around people's yards eating whatever, but when the snow comes down, that's when the hunt is on and they all disappear deep into the woods. They're also delicious  Venison jerky is so much better than beef jerky, it's not even close.
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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:Deer are horrible poo poo animals and if they all vanished from the earth tomorrow the only sadness I would feel is that I didn't get to kill and eat enough of them. This is a weird thing to feel about any animal. Unless it's an invasive species, but they still have a native range somewhere they should be kept in
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Farecoal posted:This is a weird thing to feel about any animal. Unless it's an invasive species, but they still have a native range somewhere they should be kept in In the UK at least there are about 3 times as many deer as there "should" be. I work with a lot of ecologists for an environmental government agency, and they're pretty bloodthirsty when it comes to deer. It's almost impossible for new woodland to sprout naturally, since the deer like eating the new sprouting trees so much. And deer fencing costs a lot. You can actually buy venison directly off the RSPB, and it's better than most game too since it's been shot with copper shot. So, eat wild venison. It's also really good for you.
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Fair enough, but that seems like a necessary if unpleasant task. Not like "god I hope all deer die!!"
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I learned all about deer hunting from my dad, but he sold my house and fled the country to avoid paying child support before he could teach be how to turn the deer corpse into delicious venison if I knew a butcher and could afford a hunting rifle I'd dead-rear end live off a giant freezer full of venison all year.
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Farecoal posted:Fair enough, but that seems like a necessary if unpleasant task. Not like "god I hope all deer die!!" I totaled my car last fall hitting a deer that was charging full-tilt across the interstate at night. If I had been going 0.5 MPH slower it would have come through the windshield and probably killed me instead of just caving in the left side of the hood. So yes, I do hope all deer die.
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Moon Slayer posted:I totaled my car last fall hitting a deer that was charging full-tilt across the interstate at night. If I had been going 0.5 MPH slower it would have come through the windshield and probably killed me instead of just caving in the left side of the hood. So yes, I do hope all deer die. My brother in law hit a deer on his motorcycle, but he survived, so I too wish deer would go gently caress themselves.
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