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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Feels Villeneuve posted:

i wonder if it'll be like french rugby teams where they use a little RC truck to deliver the match balls and like water bottles



I hope they have some guy in a scooter roll up to the pitch

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Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Neymar didn’t show up for the first day of training. This is important for some reason.

Also, lol again at Ligue 1 Uber Eats

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

julian assflange posted:

Neymar didn’t show up for the first day of training. This is important for some reason.

Also, lol again at Ligue 1 Uber Eats

The stars seem to be lining up for Griezmann to go to PSG and Neymar to Barca.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Monaco are still garbage and Amiens are 10% of the way to safety :feelsgood:

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

julian assflange posted:

Monaco are still garbage and Amiens are 10% of the way to safety :feelsgood:

looks like big-league European elites FC Metz are off to the Champions League

and Marseille drew 0-0 with FC Nantes. If only OM had some kind of big-name, flashy, maybe Italian striker to help provide scoring and not just (checks roster) Valere Germain... :negative:

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
PSG couldn't handle M'Baye Niang and lost to Rennes.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:

PSG couldn't handle M'Baye Niang and lost to Rennes.

Good.

curried lamb of God
Aug 31, 2001

we are all Marwinners

Jason Sextro posted:

looks like big-league European elites FC Metz are off to the Champions League

and Marseille drew 0-0 with FC Nantes. If only OM had some kind of big-name, flashy, maybe Italian striker to help provide scoring and not just (checks roster) Valere Germain... :negative:

that's Ligue 1 Uber Eats Champion Valere Germain

the assist on the winning goal for Rennes came on a majestic pass from a 16 year old

https://streamja.com/GEay

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

trem_two posted:

PSG couldn't handle M'Baye Niang and lost to Rennes.

I’m glad.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/therealbozz/status/1163494332869029888
Looking forward to reading the Juve/Ronaldo equivalent of this next summer

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

trem_two posted:

https://twitter.com/therealbozz/status/1163494332869029888
Looking forward to reading the Juve/Ronaldo equivalent of this next summer

:stare: those sure are some numbers

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

trem_two posted:

https://twitter.com/therealbozz/status/1163494332869029888
Looking forward to reading the Juve/Ronaldo equivalent of this next summer

My favourite part is the Nike refusal to re-negotiate the sponsorship agreement in light of Neymar's signing. That had to have stung.

Bordeaux has a player named Mexer, and every time I see his name on the team sheet I think it says Mexes and then I wonder how it was Phillippe Mexes came back to L1 without my knowing. If only.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I’m going to see Amiens SC get dunked on by either Lyon and or Bordeaux in September. I can’t wait to see if Stade de la Licorne is as poo poo as people say.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/PSGalu/status/1165719040872067073

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


fuckin’ lol @ PSG

how long until the Qataris lose interest

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Haha PSG. All that money and your bench is total garbage

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Sandwolf posted:

fuckin’ lol @ PSG

how long until the Qataris lose interest

if the rumours are true, after WC 2022. Of course, that's lol football journalism and all that.


I wouldn't hate on them too much though, they have to spend like they do to compete with French juggernauts such as *checks table* Angers SCO.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Andre Villas Boas continues to fraud his way around the world as Marseille were slain by the mighty Amiens SC.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

julian assflange posted:

Andre Villas Boas continues to fraud his way around the world as Marseille were slain by the mighty Amiens SC.

I'm melting down OP

I knew Marseille were fraudulent the moment they decided, three years ago, the man to take them to the summit of the Champions League was 'noted' manager Rudi Garcia

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Lol Sylvinho

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Lyon is flailing, they actually reached out to Mourinho. He's definitely the guy you want to restore order and stability to any club, a real long-term sort of appointment.

But luckily it sounds like he's taken another job in England.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Despite reports that Toulouse's manager was fired for a second time, apparently he actually quit because he was getting death threats.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
PSG lost again lmao, this time to bottom placed Dijon. They lost to a type of mustard basically.

Amiens SC continue to crush Ligue 1 in 9th place.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

the OM led by super-manager Villas-Boas have somehow ended up in 2nd place, a third of the way through the season. Also, lol Rudi Garcia.

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003
golovin has been lookin real good, just in time for monaco to sell him off in the summer for at least a margincal profit, assuming he also has a goos euros

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

vivisectvnv posted:

golovin has been lookin real good, just in time for monaco to sell him off in the summer for at least a margincal profit, assuming he also has a goos euros

now that vasilyev isn't around to take a massive cut of each player sale (allegedly) strangely enough the team isn't about gutting its roster for massive profits quite like they used to be

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003
yeah i noticed, they kept all three of their kind of pricey loan players right? balde, martins and silva?

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
I’m in Paris on vacation and going to the psg match tonite. Very stoked

Any protips

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Definitely wear something from these guys:

https://boutique.om.fr/

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
Are you trying to get me murdered or
Something

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
don't pay money to see psg and support modern slavery is my protip

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

beergod posted:

Are you trying to get me murdered or
Something

oh no, I was kidding. I actually don't have a serious answer for you since I'm one of ...at most three fans of Ligue 1 here in TRP, and none of us particularly like PSG, so unfortunately there isn't much we can offer for real advice.

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT

oliwan posted:

don't pay money to see psg and support modern slavery is my protip

I can only purchase so many Apple products friend

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Post some pics of the stadium! I've never been, I'd like to see it. Also keep an eye out for Wanda Icardi.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Gigi Galli posted:

Post some pics of the stadium! I've never been, I'd like to see it. Also keep an eye out for Wanda Icardi.

See if you can steal her from him for maximum drama

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Gigi Galli posted:

Post some pics of the stadium! I've never been, I'd like to see it. Also keep an eye out for Wanda Icardi.

Wasn’t there a thread about the bathrooms of stadiums? We need that back

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Wasn’t there a thread about the bathrooms of stadiums? We need that back

lol there was! That was as good thread.

Jose posted:

See if you can steal her from him for maximum drama

lol

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Urine for a treat

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
https://imgur.com/a/K1ksty0

e: sorry, I can never get photos to post from the app on my phone

Bathrooms are covered in piss yes

beergod fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Jan 8, 2020

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
I gotcha:



Nice seats! How much were they if you don't mind me asking?

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