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Rotten Red Rod posted:Why the gently caress does he get PS4 releases. I'm still bewildered to this day. Is he just insanely lucky? Does his uncle work for Sony? Is he blackmailing them? It's not just him; the PS4 store's apparently being overrun by trashware just like Steam is.
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Jun 15, 2019 16:56
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CommissarMega posted:It's not just him; the PS4 store's apparently being overrun by trashware just like Steam is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM523jjrvf4
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Jun 15, 2019 17:35
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Cherry Venus
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Jun 15, 2019 18:57
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Brooks Cracktackle (how do I still remember that, it was years ago).
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Jun 15, 2019 22:32
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Brooks Cracktackle and Cherry Venus are eternal
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Jun 15, 2019 22:37
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does anybody have the actual screenshot of "MMMMMMMMMM"
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Jun 15, 2019 23:01
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no but it was also only MMMMMMMM because it was a test placeholder for checking the maximum possible character width, for the purpose of measuring where to divide the hud
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Jun 15, 2019 23:23
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The White Dragon posted:no but it was also only MMMMMMMM because it was a test placeholder for checking the maximum possible character width, for the purpose of measuring where to divide the hud
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CommissarMega posted:It's not just him; the PS4 store's apparently being overrun by trashware just like Steam is. The Switch store is the same too. I think the Bone store might be the only mostly clean store and that's uh, well due to unpopularity more than anything I guess.
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Zereth posted:does anybody have the actual screenshot of "MMMMMMMMMM" 
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Jun 16, 2019 02:11
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aha, I'd forgotten about the shade man with the baseball cap and the blade-mitten
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thanks, I'll save it this time! 
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resistentialism posted:aha, I'd forgotten about the shade man with the baseball cap and the blade-mitten i think you mean johnny
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Tombot posted:Brooks Cracktackle I only read part of the thread, but somehow Brooks Cracktackle and Cherry Venus have stuck with me too. Every once in a while I think to myself "let's get cracktackling" and I genuinely can't remember if that was actually in the game or part of the LP. Honestly? I'm kinda glad he's apparently making this work. Good for him.
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I'm honestly curious how many fans he has if any at all. A 3D remake of The Demon Rush and an action game with characters from all your past games are the kind of things you make if you have fans... or if you are deluded enough to put that kind of effort into what are really just vanity projects.
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Jun 16, 2019 03:14
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Ahhh gently caress now I have the Powerman 5000 song stuck in my head.
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Gynovore posted:Ahhh gently caress now I have the Powerman 5000 song stuck in my head. https://store.steampowered.com/app/971030/SkateBIRD/ Terribly Awesome games
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The White Dragon posted:alberto mundosold poo poo, I remember that thread. It was my first idiotic effort-post trying to explain to him what the gently caress he was doing wrong, and looking back now, it's about as shameful as people trying to help Zaurg. Never again.  CHERRY VENUS.
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i can admire the effort. but even i have somehow managed to avoid including hebrew language support and mysterious printer driver installers in my games, so i can't exactly respect it
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Jun 16, 2019 23:38
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Flannelette posted:https://store.steampowered.com/app/971030/SkateBIRD/ Tony the Hawk's Pro Skater
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"Above all else, skate birds just try really hard." They sure do 
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Popular tags: - skateboarding - cute under-served genre imo
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Flannelette posted:https://store.steampowered.com/app/971030/SkateBIRD/ Pretty sure this isn't the "utterly charming" games thread
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Flannelette posted:https://store.steampowered.com/app/971030/SkateBIRD/ This is the right thread for this, from the forced positivity to the co-opted internet babytalk like "birb" this is just as shallow and cynical as any hentai puzzle game or furry dating sim only with tweeness instead of horniness.
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Jun 17, 2019 20:36
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Tiny hawk game SkateBIRD has currently got a Kickstarter going. I've been following cute birb pictures on Twitter for months now, so that was an easy back.
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Sleeveless posted:This is the right thread for this, from the forced positivity to the co-opted internet babytalk like "birb" this is just as shallow and cynical as any hentai puzzle game or furry dating sim only with tweeness instead of horniness. Who hurt you?
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Jun 17, 2019 21:31
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"actually consumption is ethical under capitalism if you tape the word 'doggo' on top of the thing you're consuming" -Karl Marx
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Sleeveless posted:This is the right thread for this, from the forced positivity to the co-opted internet babytalk like "birb" this is just as shallow and cynical as any hentai puzzle game or furry dating sim only with tweeness instead of horniness. suck my tweeness
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Jun 17, 2019 21:44
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Or maybe they just genuinely like birds and want to make a cute game. No, no, it's the cynical one. I am very smart.
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"I'm going to make a Tony hawk game based around a pair of bad puns" is the sort of thought that is either beyond stupid or actually pretty clever and you will never know which of the two it is.
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Jun 17, 2019 22:06
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Game looks good and fun, digging deeper than that is for high school AP English.
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FoolyCharged posted:"I'm going to make a Tony hawk game based around a pair of bad puns" is the sort of thought that is either beyond stupid or actually pretty clever and you will never know which of the two it is.
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SelenicMartian posted:What if they called it Pony Cock Pro
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Sleeveless posted:This is the right thread for this, from the forced positivity to the co-opted internet babytalk like "birb" this is just as shallow and cynical as any hentai puzzle game or furry dating sim only with tweeness instead of horniness. do you think folks would not heap scorn on complex and earnestly artistic hentai puzzle games?
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how good are the puzzles?
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Doc Hawkins posted:do you think folks would not heap scorn on complex and earnestly artistic hentai puzzle games? "You see, by solving the intricate tile puzzles, we nullify the darkness sealing away the goddess of life's powers. The fact that the goddess of life looks 15 and the tile puzzles when finished show her in advancing states of undress simply indicate the purity of virginity and the holiness of  "
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Sleeveless posted:This is the right thread for this, from the forced positivity to the co-opted internet babytalk like "birb" this is just as shallow and cynical as any hentai puzzle game or furry dating sim only with tweeness instead of horniness. Guy Mann rereg spotted.
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Y’all are forgetting the sheer majesty of Alberto Mundosold
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C.M. Kruger posted:"actually consumption is ethical under capitalism if you tape the word 'doggo' on top of the thing you're consuming" -Karl Marx Real world: Only in sex work does the unethical nature of capitalism become too obvious for the average man to miss Steam: In the sea of Hentai puzzle games only cute animals baby talk is sacred enough to show the exploitation inherent in the system.
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