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Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Tryzzub posted:

hello mr. kyanka, this is dr. gorbachov calling. your test results are in; it appears your spine is in bad need of a perestroika

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Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

colachute posted:

just go into the forum and read it instead of talking about it like a mythical creature you weirdos

Nah gently caress that, thats work.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

mlmp08 posted:

CSPAM owns, but dont take it too seriously most of the time.

A sixer is nothing, and sixer justice posters (not just here, anywhere) are hilarious.

c spam would be a lot better if they banned all the white noise posters

edit: trufp!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
But where will I go

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

colachute posted:

just go into the forum and read it instead of talking about it like a mythical creature you weirdos

I don't think i've ever seen you post in the trump thread.

Plastic_Gargoyle
Aug 3, 2007

Paying $10 to advocate communism on an internet comedy forum is a level of insanity I'm thankful I will never fall into.

E: the banner ad I saw when I posted this, for "Big Dick Daddy Dongarium," whatever the hell that is, really seals that sentiment for me.

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008
Well you see yelling at a guy who wrote “idk that anything says Iran did this.” Is good praxis or something.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Plastic_Gargoyle posted:

Paying $10 to advocate communism on an internet comedy forum is a level of insanity I'm thankful I will never fall into.


You might think socialism is cool, but is that a corporately made cellphone I see in your hand?


Everyone knows paying $10 and going on a comedy forum to yell about cops, video game opinions, and condiments is where it's loving at.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

FAUXTON posted:

I don't think i've ever seen you post in the trump thread.

i have on idea what your point is

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

colachute posted:

i have on idea what your point is

Did you even serve in the CSPAM wars of 2016?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Hot Karl Marx posted:

judging an entire group of people based on the actions of a few :thunk:

Let's weed chat in the doomsday economics thread more often. Chill those fucks out.

I caught a probation in that thread for telling them not to gently caress with peoples' cars. Another for just being pissy and hateful, that one I get. I enjoy them calling me a cop one page and on the next I've got a weed stream of consciousness running with two or three other idiots in there.

I enjoy enough of the rhetoric and it's steady enough with news but goddamn that thread goes neck deep into the septic tank often.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Current Event: They turned me into a probate!

...


...


I got better.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Current Event:
F-35 basically confirmed to be dogshit by GAO (modedit: This previously linked to goatse)

quote:

DOD's F-35 fighter jet provides key aviation capabilities to support the U.S. National Defense Strategy. The F-35 is also DOD's most costly weapon system, with sustainment costs estimated at more than $1 trillion over a 60-year life cycle. The F-35's supply chain has a unique design. Rather than owning the spare parts for their aircraft, the Air Force, Navy, and Marine Corps—along with eight international partners and other foreign military sales customers—share a common, global pool of F-35 parts that are managed by the prime contractor.

...

DOD has turned its attention to modernization efforts—referred to as Block 4—to add new capabilities to address evolving threats. The program office estimates Block 4 to cost at least $10.5 billion through 2024. DOD plans to start Block 4 development without a complete business case identifying baseline cost and schedule estimates. Key documents for establishing a business case, such as an independent cost estimate, will not be ready before the program plans to award Block 4 development contracts in May 2019 (see figure).

Somebody fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Jun 18, 2019

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Sir, this is a McDonald’s drive thru.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Well get me a whopper then dammit

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7ANZ8Osnz4

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyV5hvUfCxs

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Well get me a whopper then dammit

Sir, that’s Burger King. This is McDonalds. The place you go for a biscuit at 3 in the afternoon or to shoot up discretely in our poorly maintained bathrooms. Pull around, please.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/taniel/status/1139979333303504896?s=21

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Literally impossible to feed children school lunches but we can do this

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

maffew buildings posted:

Literally impossible to feed children school lunches but we can do this

We only give free lunches at school when draftee soldiers are too hard to come by because they are all malnourished.

Coasterphreak
May 29, 2007
I like cookies.

No poo poo, anyone could have told you that.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


It's just a big, gaping hole in the budget.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fWyzwo1xg0

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

hey mcnally donny deutche mentioned your bill in passing during his jon stewart piece last night on msnbc

just figured id let you know

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Iran did it. They did the attacks.

That doesn't mean we go to war.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Deathy McDeath posted:

Iran did it. They did the attacks.

??????

why would they attack japanese ships, when Abe was in the country, and they're trying to open up their oil market to Japan?

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Also if you're going to attack ships secretly, why do it in a purely symbolic way. That seems weird.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Trump campaign cutting ties with pollsters after internal numbers leaked

quote:

President Donald Trump’s re-election campaign is cutting ties with some of its own pollsters after leaked internal polling showed the president trailing former Vice President Joe Biden in critical 2020 battleground states, according to a person close to the campaign.

lmao

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I wonder if he'll make the concession call if he loses, or if he will send a lackey.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

EBB posted:

I wonder if he'll make the concession call if he loses, or if he will send a lackey.

He'll probably refuse to concede and the FBI will have to physically drag him out.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

BigDave posted:

He'll probably refuse to concede and the FBI will have to physically drag him out.

He'll find out the Secret Service aren't like his own personal Praetorian Guard then. It'll be great.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Bored As gently caress posted:

He'll find out the Secret Service aren't like his own personal Praetorian Guard then. It'll be great.

"I wasn't there to see it, but I hear Donnie Trump started sobbing like a little girl when they took him away."

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Hot Karl Marx posted:

??????

why would they attack japanese ships, when Abe was in the country, and they're trying to open up their oil market to Japan?

It may be one of those things where the foreign policy and military arms are not coordinating with each other. Zarif is not popular with the conservatives in the Iranian government, and is likely frozen out of military decisionmaking. Sure, it doesn’t seem to make sense on the surface level, but Soleimani loves agitating and ramping up pressure (within limits) to achieve national goals.

These attacks are also remarkably similar to the attacks against the ships moored just off of the Fujairah port in UAE, which also involved limpet mines emplaced by divers. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jun/07/uae-tanker-attacks-un-iran-norway-saudi-arabia
And yeah, Iran likely did that one as well.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Deathy McDeath posted:

It may be one of those things where the foreign policy and military arms are not coordinating with each other. Zarif is not popular with the conservatives in the Iranian government, and is likely frozen out of military decisionmaking. Sure, it doesn’t seem to make sense on the surface level, but Soleimani loves agitating and ramping up pressure (within limits) to achieve national goals.

These attacks are also remarkably similar to the attacks against the ships moored just off of the Fujairah port in UAE, which also involved limpet mines emplaced by divers. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jun/07/uae-tanker-attacks-un-iran-norway-saudi-arabia
And yeah, Iran likely did that one as well.

....the problem being these mines were not placed by divers, and the 'attacks' are laughably poorly done in such a way it looks like a frame job.

Nobody worth their salt believes Iran itself did this. At most a third party group funded by Iran, at least likely a UAE frame job.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
what national goals? isolate themselves further and get invaded so the country can be devastated? nothing about the attack makes any sense and to assign blame to anyone yet is a mistake

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

CommieGIR posted:

....the problem being these mines were not placed by divers, and the 'attacks' are laughably poorly done in such a way it looks like a frame job.

Nobody worth their salt believes Iran itself did this. At most a third party group funded by Iran, at least likely a UAE frame job.

Yeah, I should’ve specified that I didn’t mean that these were emplaced by divers. They were probably emplaced by a boat following alongside.

It looks laughably poor because it was probably done pretty hastily (as was the removal job) and the IRGCN doesn’t have the most experienced frogmen.

Again, it would be real stupid to go to war over this, but it definitely was Iran that did it.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

this poo poo makes Curveball look like a reliable witness

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
The closest to knowing anything about boats I get is going canoeing semi-regularly and even my stupid rear end looks at explosives placed ten feet above the water line and says "Well that ain't gonna sink a drat thing and I'd love an explanation for how 'divers' put it there."

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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/FaceTheNation/status/1140269492259446784

:thunk:


edit: heres some other news that definitely isnt bad, everything is also fine at home

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1140218871997227009

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