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Some evolutionary biologist can probably correct me on this and provide a much better explanation, but apparently in the early days of life protobacteria were all about that sweet sweet cyanide and released oxygen as a waste product. They were so successful that they ate up all the cyanide in the atmosphere and gave themselves O2 poisoning. Some of them evolved to use oxygen instead and the rest is prehistory. E: what a shameful snipe.
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Jun 14, 2019 11:24
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After much experimenting and many deaths, early man came to the conclusion that oxygen was the best reagent to use. Unfortunately they had no written language and we're still trying to reverse engineer their machine to this day.
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Jun 14, 2019 11:46
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wtf there’s no age cutoff for whacking it to porn genres Like I still fantasise about the freak of a gf I had back in my teens- do I now need to mentally age so it’s not ‘creepy’? Just don’t think like/be a creep when you’re browsing the ‘hub (or ever) and it won’t be hth
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HerStuddMuffin posted:Some evolutionary biologist can probably correct me on this and provide a much better explanation, but apparently in the early days of life protobacteria were all about that sweet sweet cyanide and released oxygen as a waste product. They were so successful that they ate up all the cyanide in the atmosphere and gave themselves O2 poisoning. Some of them evolved to use oxygen instead and the rest is prehistory. You're thinking of cyanobacteria, which are called cyanobacteria because they're blueish-green, not because they breathe cyanide. They photosynthesize like regular plants and are responsible for the initial production of atmospheric oxygen, which killed off most of the anaerobic bacteria present on earth at the time.
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Jun 14, 2019 18:20
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Yes! I knew someone with actual knowledge would show up. Thank you
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So even before there were organisms with eyeballs on this planet the dominant species was permanently disrupting the ecosystem and causing mass extinctions. Kinda makes me feel a little better about people
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yahuh remember, when we say "we're making the planet uninhabitable" there's that unspoken "for humans" maybe our global warming disasters will kill all the people on the earth, and in our anthropocentric view that would be really bad, and maybe a bunch of other animal species will go extinct too, but they certainly won't all die off and in as little as a few hundred years some sort of new ecosystems will form and a million years from now the planet will be running just fine with some new kind of balance.
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Then the hot new sapience is visited by the ghost of Henry Ford, who doesn't know what went wrong with humanity but really wants to tell the new guys how to do business.
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another one of these, sorry folksquote:I had multiple accounts on SA over the years, and most of them got banned for reasons of anti-feminist/incel trolling. yeah, you got it, people just couldn't stand up to the indefatigable logic of guys who can't get laid, it's not at all that an identity based 100% around resentment of all women everywhere is just really loving obnoxious to have to deal with Then, on the other end of the horny spectrum, is this guy quote:I confessed around a month or so ago about wanting my libido to disappear. Sadly, it has not, but I am happy to report I have worked out a solution to my dilemma. I have realized that I needed to treat my sexuality as a part of life requiring menial labor, akin to brushing my teeth or exercising. To this end, I jerk off in as detached of a way as possible, and immediately move on to another personal upkeep task (generally brushing my teeth) right afterwards. I am no longer polluted by bothersome sexual thoughts throughout the day, and my general mood and outlook on life has significantly improved. I am thankful the advice the thread has given me, as I am doing far better than I had imagined when I wrote the previous confession. I'm glad you're not really mad at your dick anymore
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Jun 14, 2019 23:33
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Haha dicks cause nothing but trouble.
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Jun 14, 2019 23:42
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Sagebrush posted:yahuh I think we'll only be wiped out if absolutely everything we are able to eat gets wiped out. And we're an animal that discovered if you smear bone goo onto meat you can keep it forever. We're pretty drat good at surviving as a species.
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Jun 14, 2019 23:43
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I just need an inexpensive sex robot who can clean my room and play FIFA with me. Is that really so crazy?
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As someone who isn't particularly attractive, fun, or interesting, I refute incel arguments every time I get it wet. You know that saying "If I can do it, you can too?" It's the opposite. If I can do it and you can't holy poo poo dude.
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Jun 15, 2019 01:58
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Do women have incels? Is there a fem-cel subreddit? Incels aren’t ever “openly” gay, right? Like this is a thing that seemingly exclusively effects straight dudes?
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Bust Rodd posted:Do women have incels? Is there a fem-cel subreddit? Incels aren’t ever “openly” gay, right? Like this is a thing that seemingly exclusively effects straight dudes?
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Bust Rodd posted:Do women have incels? Is there a fem-cel subreddit? Incels aren’t ever “openly” gay, right? Like this is a thing that seemingly exclusively effects straight dudes? From what I've heard if you're gay and can't get laid you're just not trying, like, at all
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Libido guy:quote:To this end, I jerk off in as detached of a way as possible, and immediately move on to another personal upkeep task (generally brushing my teeth) right afterwards. EDIT: Plant whisperer, I've found myself looking at trees differently since reading your confessions. I'd like to learn more about vegetation stereotypes. The Mighty Moltres fucked around with this message at 14:08 on Jun 15, 2019 |
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Jun 15, 2019 14:03
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detached masturbation sounds like the most Zen of concepts
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Sunny, windy, happy, sad, rainy, snowy, horny, angry All these forms of weather may cross your perceptions from time to time
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alpaca diseases posted:wtf there’s no age cutoff for whacking it to porn genres Just look her up on facebook. Then when you're yanking your poo poo thinking about what you did to her in your teens, just picture her face, but everything else the same. Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:As someone who isn't particularly attractive, fun, or interesting, I refute incel arguments every time I get it wet. Thats because you're a beta cuck. If you were better looking, you'd be chad and slaying all that sweet sweet stacy pussy.
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Bust Rodd posted:Do women have incels? Is there a fem-cel subreddit? Incels aren’t ever “openly” gay, right? Like this is a thing that seemingly exclusively effects straight dudes? I think it's the Fat Acceptance movement.
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The Bible posted:I think it's the Fat Acceptance movement. I think this is the only other cultural phenomenon besides incels that has "people who don't want to have sex with me are doing irreparable psychological harm to me" as one of its major philosophical planks, so it kind of checks out
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loquacius posted:I think this is the only other cultural phenomenon besides incels that has "people who don't want to have sex with me are doing irreparable psychological harm to me" as one of its major philosophical planks, so it kind of checks out Of course it does. They even have the double standard of being picky about partners while absolutely lambasting others for being picky about them.
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loquacius posted:I think this is the only other cultural phenomenon besides incels that has "people who don't want to have sex with me are doing irreparable psychological harm to me" as one of its major philosophical planks, so it kind of checks out It's like the incel movement (it's society's fault that I'm so lonely!) and the anti-vax movement (all medical science is lying because it makes me feel bad!) melded together into one super-movement.
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At what point does legit body positivity/ self image become whatever this thing is you're describing? I feel like it's useful to draw a line.
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When it’s stops being about self improvement and lifting yourself, and becomes about rationalizing your faults and putting others down.
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I think there’s something to be said for “you’re actively harming yourself” being a line in the sand. It’s one thing to be comfortable in your own skin, accept your spare tire or chicken wings or w/e, but when you’re body is strained to the point of breaking under its own weight and you promote this as “normal and healthy and beautiful” aren’t you just really hurting yourself and the people you promote this idea too? Incels are causing themselves lasting psychological and social damage that can manifest as violent outbursts, the FIB movement feels way more physically self destructive. Besides that, I’ve never known fat ladies who couldn’t get the D if they wanted it. You don’t need a national moment of acceptance, you just need to realize that they’re is a very specific subset of people who want to worship your big gross body. I don’t think such a thing exists for incels. There aren’t really sex-starved porno-goddess virgins waiting to smash the Omni-cock of the chosen one, as foretold in the stars and Xbox-live.
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In both cases they just need to A: lower their standards and B: actually talk to people like fellow human beings. A bit ironic given the language of incels and getting into increasingly obtuse body parts to lament make them permanently unfuckable starts to sound a bit like body dysmorphic/anorexic groups.
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*perfect dime piece walks by* “Too bad about those loving eyebrows, lady, you don’t deserve any of this!” *gestures at pasty, sunless skin devoid of muscle tone or definition*
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Ghost Leviathan posted:In both cases they just need to A: lower their standards and That would make them beta cucks, taking the worn out left overs from the chads of the world. By that time their pus............. gently caress it never mind. I feel creepy even talking about it. I'll be most of those incels are such virgins they were born by C section.
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Bust Rodd posted:*perfect dime piece walks by* Shallow Hal was a documentary.
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loquacius posted:From what I've heard if you're gay and can't get laid you're just not trying, like, at all oh word
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I’m not trying to be crass, but the elapsed turn around time for Tindr vs Grindr isn’t even in the same ballpark. I could easily go weeks without finding someone on Tindr (extremely small geographic location plus I look like the dude from Korn if he worked out less) but Grindr would have my DMs blowing up by the end of the day, virtually guaranteed. That said Tindr has a full court spread of 3-8s with an occasional 9-10, Grindr is like 99% 3-4s. But this is in regards to casual, semi-anonymous hook ups. I literally don’t know anyone who uses Grindr to meet and date people. It’s just a “please touch my penis” app.
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Considering how a lot of men would gently caress any women regardless of what she looks like just to "get it wet", it's easy to think that 2 gay men with the same hormone level would be loving.
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There's probably a lot of discussion to be had about that. I wonder how much is that while men have it hammered into them what kind of women they're 'supposed' to like and pretty much vice versa for women, no one's telling men what kind of men they're supposed to like. Maybe people are less fussy about being attracted to the same sex because they know what a male/female body is like all too well and can't idealise it as much? I dunno, I'm sure there's essays on it.
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Try being gay and Asian, but not exactly a hairless adonis twink. It's basically gay hard mode.
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man the kind of racism i've heard my gay friends mention they find on grindr is just nuts like profiles that just say up front NO ASIANS OR INDIANS 7 INCHES MIN
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Sagebrush posted:man the kind of racism i've heard my gay friends mention they find on grindr is just nuts "masc4masc only no fats no fems no asian or black" was basically the Grindr staple when I was on it like four years ago. Like y'all this ain't Build-a-bear workshop what the gently caress.
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Malpais Legate posted:"masc4masc only no fats no fems no asian or black" was basically the Grindr staple when I was on it like four years ago. Why is "no Asians or blacks" so common? Asking as a straight married dude btw.
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