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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



God drat it. I can't stop singing along to these.

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Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
Man Rushes Into The ER
He Gets Info From Reception
Then Gets Bad News From The Doctor
His Wife Just Miscarried - Loss.jpg!

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


First line doesn’t work, 7.5/10

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

A man bursts forth, having just got a call
He stops for direction, "She's right down that hall."
The doctor's clipboard with bad news therein
He stands over his wife, crying and barren.

Scholtz has a new favorite as of 12:29 on Jun 17, 2019

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

jesus WEP posted:

First line doesn’t work, 7.5/10

Why doesn't it work?

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Jamesman posted:

Why doesn't it work?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is four trochees (stressed followed an unstressed syllable). Right from the start you have a stressed syllable followed by another stressed syllable (you say RUSHes, not ruSHES).

Something like Husband Rushes Into Clinic would work better

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Yeah, music would never change the cadence of how words are spoken to make them fit the tune.

*eyes roll out of head so hard they get launched into orbit*

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

jesus WEP posted:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is four trochees (stressed followed an unstressed syllable). Right from the start you have a stressed syllable followed by another stressed syllable (you say RUSHes, not ruSHES).

Something like Husband Rushes Into Clinic would work better

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Look man if you're gonna beat the world's deadest horse, your execution must be 100%

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Adult Baby Diaper Lovers

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Jet fuel can't melt beams of steel

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

I just played a videogame well, and a teammate called me "an absolute Chad!"

Welp. I'm not sure how to take that.

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo

jesus WEP posted:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is four trochees (stressed followed an unstressed syllable). Right from the start you have a stressed syllable followed by another stressed syllable (you say RUSHes, not ruSHES).

Something like Husband Rushes Into Clinic would work better

Look everyone it's the English knower

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Goons run memes into the ground.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Paladinus posted:

Goons run memes into the ground.

Yes I would say that's correct

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


The ones that are broken are great as well

https://twitter.com/wiki_tmnt/status/1139537228483268610

It loves items in parentheses as well

https://twitter.com/wiki_tmnt/status/1139518402173628416

Also has a hardon for Poker Players and Rugby Union players

https://twitter.com/wiki_tmnt/status/1139495897669046273

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH

Beeswax posted:

Look man if you're gonna beat the world's deadest horse, your execution must be 100%

How can you execute something that’s already dead?

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

A FESTIVE SKELETON posted:

How can you execute something that’s already dead?

VERY CAREFULLY

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Vlex posted:

Jet fuel can't melt beams of steel

how the heck do you say "steel"

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

A FESTIVE SKELETON posted:

How can you execute something that’s already dead?

Afraid for your unlife are you?

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Yeah, music would never change the cadence of how words are spoken to make them fit the tune.

*eyes roll out of head so hard they get launched into orbit*

Lol you dumbass

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



theflyingorc posted:

how the heck do you say "steel"

It works when it's pronounced: 'Stee-yull'

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

That’s when I noticed during the hardest time in my life there was only one set of footprints. Why is that?

“Oh” Jesus replied, “that’s when I was helping some loser carry a printer for 2 miles”.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil


http://glench.com/tmnt

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


why did you repost MaliciousOnion's

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Dabir posted:

why did you repost MaliciousOnion's

lmao 2 true

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Brawnfire posted:

lmao 2 true


Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
The fact this meme is deep fried because of how old it is is it's own lol.

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


found the character cutoff limit

Skratchez
Dec 28, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

The fact this meme is deep fried because of how old it is is it's own lol.



I just love the US as a fussy baby. :allears:

I mean how old is this? We don't seem to have come past the terrible twos

e: but those pixels, some of them are as big as cats!

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Is it just me or does that baby look like John McCain?

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Beeswax posted:

Look man if you're gonna beat the world's deadest horse, your execution must be 100%

Man bursts through doors into hallway
Nurse at desk points over that way
Doctor delivers some bad news
LILAH'S JUST MISCARRIED!
LOSS DOT JPEG!

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

It's the world's most tiresome loving meme
(that's a fact, jack)

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Skratchez posted:

I just love the US as a fussy baby. :allears:

I mean how old is this? We don't seem to have come past the terrible twos

e: but those pixels, some of them are as big as cats!

It's so old, that baby can vote now.

Reminder: 2016 was 20 years ago.

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