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psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Trump can't pardon his or his kids' ways out of crimes at the state level:

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/17/us/politics/supreme-court-double-jeopardy.html?action=click&module=Well&pgtype=Homepage&section=Politics

quote:

WASHINGTON — In a decision that could affect associates of President Trump accused of wrongdoing and hoping for pardons, the Supreme Court ruled on Monday that criminal defendants may be prosecuted for the same offenses in both federal and state court. Since Mr. Trump’s pardon power extends only to federal crimes, the ruling leaves people he pardons subject to state prosecutions.

The vote was 7 to 2, with Justices Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Neil M. Gorsuch each filing dissents.

Writing for the majority, Justice Samuel A. Alito Jr. said there was no good reason to overrule 170 years of precedents allowing separate prosecutions.

The Constitution’s double jeopardy clause generally forbids subsequent prosecutions. But the Supreme Court has made one exception. Saying that the federal government and the states are independent sovereigns, the court has allowed separate prosecutions of the same conduct in state and federal courts.

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C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Well, yeah, did you see how hard it must have been for him to aim? I bet his glasses fogged up the second he walked in the door

didn't even make it inside apparently.
https://twitter.com/BrandonToddFOX4/status/1140651959189430273

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Mighty whitey tried to do a shooting and failed badly.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

I'll just mosey my way between cover real quick
*gets shot*
*dies*

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I can't wait for 8chan or 9gag or whoever to post his shitpost hate-screed about not being able to get laid

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch
I commend the white pickup’s dedication to traffic laws. He’d rather drive forward through possible gun fire than pop it into reverse and go the wrong way down a one-way street.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
"more people are killed in traffic accidents than shooting incidents"

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Oh man, we need a virgin Dallas shooter vs Chad Dallas shooter

e: I'll stop now, but I just wanted to take every opportunity to poo poo on this dumb gently caress who threw away his life like a complete loving moron and couldn't even bother doing proper cardio training ahead of time.

UP THE BUM NO BABY fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Jun 17, 2019

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

How are those two Supreme Court seats working out for you, Donny?

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

I can't wait for 8chan or 9gag or whoever to post his shitpost hate-screed about not being able to get laid

Apparently his facebook had a photo of him in a suit of armor with a AK and a anime bodypillow so you're probably not that far off the mark.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


We was testing out his magic white guy powers turns out they don't work.

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Oh man, we need a virgin Dallas shooter vs Chad Dallas shooter

Be the hero this thread needs

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

im the expression of sheer terror that he has on his face lol

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Oh man, we need a virgin Dallas shooter vs Chad Dallas shooter

e: I'll stop now, but I just wanted to take every opportunity to poo poo on this dumb gently caress who threw away his life like a complete loving moron and couldn't even bother doing proper cardio training ahead of time.

Why was he doing it, anyway?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Oh man, we need a virgin Dallas shooter vs Chad Dallas shooter

e: I'll stop now, but I just wanted to take every opportunity to poo poo on this dumb gently caress who threw away his life like a complete loving moron and couldn't even bother doing proper cardio training ahead of time.

It’s the right thing to do.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

also the loving balls on that reporter, in the video you can see him behind the pillar and a round impacts not too far from him. That camera isn't super zoomed in on the guy, he's actually that close

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Arc Light posted:

Be the hero this thread needs

Probably can't beat the guy Dallas needed to send in a robot to execute.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Arc Light posted:

Be the hero this thread needs

We already had a virgin Dallas shooter

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Chichevache posted:

We already had a virgin Dallas shooter

I meant draw it, because I have no artistic talent whatsoever

Sacrist65
Mar 24, 2007
Frunnkiss

Milo and POTUS posted:




Why was he doing it, anyway?


predictions in no particular order


1. Right wing militia movement
2. Q ( or Pizza-gate related)
3. Incel related ( or MRA)
4. Suicide by cop

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Wasn’t the two appointed seats supposed to vote against this?

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Chichevache posted:

We already had a virgin Dallas shooter

chad shooter vs virgin robot operator

Big K of Justice
Nov 27, 2005

Anyone seen my ball joints?

That photographers got balls if hes the one hiding 1 pillar to the right of the door. [/edit nevermind I found a higher resolution clip, the fire was from the dudes rifle ]. This and the photo... man.. I guess he was hanging out for a smoke break when the poo poo went down..

Big K of Justice fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Jun 17, 2019

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Here lies that guy, he never scored.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

holocaust bloopers posted:

Wasn’t the two appointed seats supposed to vote against this?

Oops!

Caconym
Feb 12, 2013

C.M. Kruger posted:

Apparently his facebook had a photo of him in a suit of armor with a AK and a anime bodypillow so you're probably not that far off the mark.

https://twitter.com/jkass99/status/1140687342660755456?s=19

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

RIP Dale Gribble, finally snapped after reality became too much for him

e: would an enterprising goon please photoshop some reflective lenses onto our deranged gunman? perhaps he could go for some cigarettes, as well.

Guns don't kill people, the government does.
_______________________________________\


e: ah poo poo, shoulda made his shirt red and pants blue, brb

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Jun 17, 2019

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
i'm the sword sheath mostly hidden by this picture but most assuredly there

kill me now
Sep 14, 2003

Why's Hank crying?

'CUZ HE JUST GOT DUNKED ON!
He should have gone out in that suit of armor instead. Would have been a more honorable death.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Why do these idiots always get maximum tac'd out for this poo poo

Just blend in dumbshit you might escape for a few minutes

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
oh gently caress and you got the reflection, too

bird cooch
Jan 19, 2007

shame on an IGA posted:

Why do these idiots always get maximum tac'd out for this poo poo

Just blend in dumbshit you might escape for a few minutes
Because they watch too many movies and expect a prolonged gun battle.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

holocaust bloopers posted:

Wasn’t the two appointed seats supposed to vote against this?

One of them did, the other just likes punishing defendants twice for the same crime and giving Mulligans to prosecutors who lose at trial more.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

shame on an IGA posted:

Why do these idiots always get maximum tac'd out for this poo poo

They're not the brightest bunch of people. Second I heard about this I said to my partner "Bet its an incel again". Yeh.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Time to cut the check to who we all thought planted the child porn!

https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/1140700993463545856?s=19

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

facialimpediment posted:

Time to cut the check to who we all thought planted the child porn!

https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/1140700993463545856?s=19

I hope he gets all the jail. loving scumfuck has legitimized so much bullshit including the loving rocket pizza child sex ring idiocy and now it turns out he had the child porn all along. I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Wasn't it Ted Cruz that posted porn on his twitter account and then tried to claim it got hacked?

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Can I get off this ride now?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Icon Of Sin posted:

Can I get off this ride now?
Only if you want to be a statistic.

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Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

facialimpediment posted:

Time to cut the check to who we all thought planted the child porn!

https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/1140700993463545856?s=19

Already doesn't existlol

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