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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

PYF Anti-Food Porn: Vomit Warning In This One

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Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


I understand Canada now has blue Takis that are some level of spicy, but more importantly, turn your mouth blue. I saw ads for them on the subway in Montreal earlier this month, but never found them in an actual store there or in Windsor. Maybe it'll take a while to hit shelves, or maybe they're selling out really quickly. If there are any Canadian Takis fan in this thread who can find this stuff, please give us/me a trip report. (Mostly I'd like to give them to my son without telling him about the blue thing.)

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
They sell Takis at the depressing discount grocery store I live near ("Food Basics",) I'll check it out next time I go grocery shopping.

Their mascots are these deliriously excited people whom they have photoshopped holding random items.




"PEPPERS OH GOD FINALLY PEPPERS THAT OLD GYPSY WAS RIGHT"

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I know I shouldn’t but I’ve always called that kind of place the “used food store”

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Data Graham posted:

I know I shouldn’t but I’ve always called that kind of place the “used food store”

It's close and I'm not making the Big Bucks to shop at Loblaws.

Sometimes I go to a real grocery store on the walk back from work though and it's like "Oh right I'm desperately poor"

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

https://twitter.com/kfc/status/1141799117896634368?s=19

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS


Homemade hot sauce is good though.

Oddhair
Mar 21, 2004

Applesnots posted:

Homemade hot sauce is good though.

Thank you! I make lots of stuff that shouldn't ever be photographed lol like choux pastry and patissiere creme, hot sauce should be recognized as something that looks off or odd but it's good, like fish sauce smells bad but tastes good!

snoo
Jul 5, 2007





I know

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

angerbeet posted:

It's close and I'm not making the Big Bucks to shop at Loblaws.

Sometimes I go to a real grocery store on the walk back from work though and it's like "Oh right I'm desperately poor"

I like browsing through the grocery isles Dollar Store/Big Lots/whatever. I'm not particularly picky on expiration dates and sometimes there are pretty good deals on shelf-stable items.

ZombieCrew
Apr 1, 2019

The gently caress?! My whole life is a lie! I've been buying triscuits and spraying cheese on those when my inner (and outer) fat kid erupts ina drunken stupor at Walmart at 3AM. Thank you for showing me the light. This will most assuredly gain me 5 pounds sometime soon. Fml

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

ZombieCrew posted:

The gently caress?! My whole life is a lie! I've been buying triscuits and spraying cheese on those when my inner (and outer) fat kid erupts ina drunken stupor at Walmart at 3AM. Thank you for showing me the light. This will most assuredly gain me 5 pounds sometime soon. Fml

I've definitly had ezycheeze with frito scoops, it's legit.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Hirayuki posted:

I understand Canada now has blue Takis that are some level of spicy, but more importantly, turn your mouth blue. I saw ads for them on the subway in Montreal earlier this month, but never found them in an actual store there or in Windsor. Maybe it'll take a while to hit shelves, or maybe they're selling out really quickly. If there are any Canadian Takis fan in this thread who can find this stuff, please give us/me a trip report. (Mostly I'd like to give them to my son without telling him about the blue thing.)

science has gone too far.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Well this was horrific

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

uber_stoat posted:

science has gone too far.



I am curious to see if they taste as good as Flamin' Hot Cheetos

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Blue fingers, bright green shits.

Drist
Jan 19, 2007

This is an alarm, stay where you are...

Synthbuttrange posted:



Well this was horrific

I prefer the salmon and lobster version, but this stuff is great on buttered toast

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

If they have one with flamin hot Cheetos I might have to try it

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Whooping Crabs posted:

If they have one with flamin hot Cheetos I might have to try it

Flaming hot cheetos chicken sandwich might be a worthy competitor to Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I just want to purchase a bulb of hot cheesy oil to insert into my anus and pump my rectum full.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

The Bloop posted:

The implication to me was that they give the wheel to one very rich customer and then dispose of it, which is even more revolting.

It's revolting enough just on its own
https://twitter.com/CallyGingrich/status/1034507104273551360

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Ted Cruz is everywhere :stare:

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Brawnfire posted:

I just want to purchase a bulb of hot cheesy oil to insert into my anus and pump my rectum full.

Hell, same

stereobreadsticks
Feb 28, 2008

Zipperelli. posted:

Ted Cruz is everywhere :stare:

Nonsense, Ted Cruz is only one being and not several.

ddiddles
Oct 21, 2008

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I
How much vaseline is smeared over that cameras lens gat drat.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Looks like regular food to me. I'm assuming is steamed instead of fried tacos.

ShortyMR.CAT has a new favorite as of 17:30 on Jun 21, 2019

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

I, too, enjoy having dinner inside a '90s alternative album cover

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Looks like regular food to me. I'm assuming is steamed instead of fried tacos.

Hot oil ladled over the tortillas then covered with foil on heat till fully cooked.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Zipperelli. posted:

Ted Cruz is everywhere :stare:

I had the same thought when I saw that picture

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

aww yeah, Takis chat means I can post my boys from the north side :c00l:

https://youtu.be/7YLy4j8EZIk

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Hirayuki posted:

I understand Canada now has blue Takis that are some level of spicy, but more importantly, turn your mouth blue. I saw ads for them on the subway in Montreal earlier this month, but never found them in an actual store there or in Windsor. Maybe it'll take a while to hit shelves, or maybe they're selling out really quickly. If there are any Canadian Takis fan in this thread who can find this stuff, please give us/me a trip report. (Mostly I'd like to give them to my son without telling him about the blue thing.)

Well call me Marie Curie cause I am going to do some science and then die of radiation Taki poisoning





They taste like regular Takis do, they're not super spicy and really undersalted.

Two standard Taki samples are placed in a standard 25ml beaker with ~20 mls water. Result, blue water. Eating one or two did indeed leave me with a blue tongue. Yikes!

I wonder if you can guess the fundamental problem with a water-activated blue dye? If your hands are even remotely damp, such as from filling up a beaker, your fingers turn blue. She ain't coming off too easy, either.

Conclusion: Yes turns tongue blue, not appreciably better than regular Takis, worse than spicy ones, probably not going to eat the rest or purchase again.

And this makes up for me not buying that Poutine Pizza Pocket when they were out, AFP thread.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

angerbeet posted:

Well call me Marie Curie cause I am going to do some science and then die of radiation Taki poisoning





They taste like regular Takis do, they're not super spicy and really undersalted.

Two standard Taki samples are placed in a standard 25ml beaker with ~20 mls water. Result, blue water. Eating one or two did indeed leave me with a blue tongue. Yikes!

I wonder if you can guess the fundamental problem with a water-activated blue dye? If your hands are even remotely damp, such as from filling up a beaker, your fingers turn blue. She ain't coming off too easy, either.

Conclusion: Yes turns tongue blue, not appreciably better than regular Takis, worse than spicy ones, probably not going to eat the rest or purchase again.

And this makes up for me not buying that Poutine Pizza Pocket when they were out, AFP thread.

Thank you for your snackrifice

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
What exactly are they? I've seen them at the gas station before but I've never tried them.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Zipperelli. posted:

What exactly are they? I've seen them at the gas station before but I've never tried them.

Rolled up cheap tortilla chips covered in spicy dust. Tasty, but not high quality.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
yeah, corn chips with a seasoning on them that is similar to that Tajin chili lime seasoning. they are good.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Yeah they're not the world's best snack but I think they're generally pretty tasty. The blue ones are supposed to be like, "Extreme BBQ" or something but it's really more like "ate a tortilla chip with some medium salsa on it" god help me I'm starting to like them I just went to check the weight because they're pretty good value and I had another the bag is still open five feet to my left oh god oh gently caress

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


angerbeet posted:

Well call me Marie Curie cause I am going to do some science and then die of radiation Taki poisoning
Thank you so much for this! :tipshat: No idea why they haven't come Stateside, unless they use a blue dye that's been outlawed here or something. :tinfoil:

Captain Jesus
Feb 26, 2009

What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!

I thought I was in the meme thread and when I couldn't figure out what was funny, I started looking for loss. It's almost there in the bottom picture in those four seeds on the right.

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fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
If you genuinely see anything remotely resembling loss.jpg in that photo you need to get off the internet immediately.

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