|
Plutonis posted:Lmfao amazing
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2019 22:39
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 7, 2024 20:55 |
|
|
Sheng-Ji Yang posted:amazing the best part is actually the next few paragraphs imo quote:Moreover, Iran has established a joint operations room to inform all its allies in Lebanon, Syria, Iraq, Yemen and Afghanistan of every step it is adopting in confronting the US in case of all-out war in the Middle East. Iran’s allies have increased their level of readiness and alert to the highest level; they will participate in the war from the moment it begins if necessary. According to sources, Iran’s allies will not hesitate to open fire against an already agreed on bank of objectives in a perfectly organised, orchestrated, synchronised and graduated response, anticipating a war that may last many months. hahahah.s.hl'kwlsapjkl. ha aha hahaha halmfao aha ahahahahaha agoogoieyeynjaajajajaa. Teh. TEH!!
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2019 22:42
|
|
|
Plutonis posted:Lmfao sometimes there is nothing you can do but lift your head to the sky and lol
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2019 22:42
|
|
|
There's no specific source quoted but goddrat thats a harrowing mental picture. the USA would muddle through after a few months of shocks because shale only gets viable when oil trades high but fffffffffuckin' RIP everywhere else
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2019 22:44
|
|
|
Willie Tomg posted:the best part is actually the next few paragraphs imo i feel like if this was true we would have already put a million patriot missile batteries around every oil field owned by someone that doesnt hate us
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2019 22:44
|
|
|
Willie Tomg posted:the best part is actually the next few paragraphs imo ok on one hand i obviously am opposed to us starting a war but otoh iran successfully destroying the global economy by making oil cost 600 a barrel would be p sweet
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2019 22:45
|
|
|
iran saves humanity by hitting every oil field, pipeline, and terminal with a barrage of ballistic missiles and craters CO2 emissions
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2019 22:46
|
|
|
Iran is gonna hold the world's balls in a vicegrip if they suspend oil exports from Hormuz and will definitely get the EU, China and Russia to intervene if that happens ao it's a dangerous gamble but also the best choice considering how damaging Trump's embargo is.
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2019 22:46
|
|
|
This seems inaccurate and speculative. But also very very funny
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2019 22:47
|
|
|
Algund Eenboom posted:This seems inaccurate and speculative. But also very very funny it's almost definitely just spin from some Iranian hardliner outfit, but inside that almost there is a belly-laugh of abject terror.
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2019 22:55
|
|
|
Plutonis posted:Iran is gonna hold the world's balls in a vicegrip if they suspend oil exports from Hormuz and will definitely get the EU, China and Russia to intervene if that happens ao it's a dangerous gamble but also the best choice considering how damaging Trump's embargo is. I dont see what they have to win from this. Everyone would immediately just agree to destroy them
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2019 22:55
|
|
|
Raskolnikov38 posted:i feel like if this was true we would have already put a million patriot missile batteries around every oil field owned by someone that doesnt hate us we don't have that many patriots, for starters laffo but yeah "speculative" is a nice word for something whose sourcing links to the dude's own hype tweets and popular mechanics
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2019 22:58
|
|
|
i think it's about as legit as wapo's "we'll just bomb this a bit and win in no time" reading that propaganda is great tho. better than any clancy poo poo
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2019 23:04
|
|
|
Iran and US should hash this out with a martial arts competition IMHO
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2019 23:09
|
|
|
the watermark of civilization was japanese generals settling battles in personal combat while their retinues traded arrows and insults from across the field. its been all downhill everywhere since then.
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2019 23:12
|
|
|
iran doing kooky improv while 'murica does slapstick.
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2019 23:12
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/mikegravel/status/1142072953355624448?s=21 Gravel teens! quote:Sources confirmed that, in case of war, Iran aims to stop the flow of oil from the Middle East completely, not by targeting tankers but by hitting the sources of oil in every single Middle Eastern country, whether these countries are considered allies or enemies. The objective will be to cease all oil exports from the Middle East to the rest of the world. Fast Luck has issued a correction as of 23:17 on Jun 21, 2019 |
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2019 23:14
|
|
|
trunp should have dod pull an old drone out of the shed, shoot it down, and claim it was Iranian
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2019 23:20
|
|
|
Raskolnikov38 posted:iran saves humanity by hitting every oil field, pipeline, and terminal with a barrage of ballistic missiles and craters CO2 emissions This is my new favorite comedy option, surpassing the one where they bring forth the Mahdi
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2019 23:41
|
|
|
Willie Tomg posted:the best part is actually the next few paragraphs imo lmao we’re gonna get so owned
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2019 23:51
|
|
|
Lightning Knight posted:lmao we’re gonna get so owned Inshallah
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2019 23:56
|
|
|
Magnier is basically the Syrian equivalent of those DC pundits that just print what the State Department and Pentagon want publicized. Which makes him better than most of those guys. He did get into a beef with Hezbollah a while back though which was funny.
|
|
#
?
Jun 22, 2019 00:00
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jun 22, 2019 00:11
|
|
|
Tbh if Iran promises to destroy the oil fields then maybe war's not the worst thing ever, it would be incredible if that's what destroyed capitalism
|
|
#
?
Jun 22, 2019 00:16
|
|
|
orange sky posted:I dont see what they have to win from this. Everyone would immediately just agree to destroy them Russia would win big if prices of oil and natural gas skyrocketed for one.
|
|
#
?
Jun 22, 2019 00:18
|
|
|
holy moly that article lmao
|
|
#
?
Jun 22, 2019 00:38
|
|
|
is there a word for deeply wishing something is true but also hoping it isnt
|
|
#
?
Jun 22, 2019 00:39
|
|
|
THS posted:is there a word for deeply wishing something is true but also hoping it isnt trump
|
|
#
?
Jun 22, 2019 00:45
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jun 22, 2019 00:46
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jun 22, 2019 00:58
|
|
|
this nations is hosed lol
|
|
#
?
Jun 22, 2019 01:00
|
|
|
A big flaming stink posted:i forget, what awful poo poo did slick willy get up to in foreign policy? im pretty sure he like, bombed kuwait or something like that? idk i was a child back then so i dont remember anything about him tbh
|
|
#
?
Jun 22, 2019 01:01
|
|
|
somalia was a pretty epic gently caress up and killing spree, but mebbe that was bush the elder?
|
|
#
?
Jun 22, 2019 01:02
|
|
|
wow, Iran powerslamming the entire middle east's capacity to export oil, that would really be some poo poo it's a terrifying, titillating prospect
|
|
#
?
Jun 22, 2019 01:02
|
|
|
mandatory lesbian posted:im pretty sure he like, bombed kuwait or something like that? idk i was a child back then so i dont remember anything about him tbh https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_bombing_of_the_Chinese_embassy_in_Belgrade https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Shifa_pharmaceutical_factory
|
|
#
?
Jun 22, 2019 01:04
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jun 22, 2019 01:05
|
|
|
Plutonis posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_bombing_of_the_Chinese_embassy_in_Belgrade Here is a jacobin article about clinton bombing that medicine factory also he bombed iraq a shitload of times to enforce the no fly zone
|
|
#
?
Jun 22, 2019 01:07
|
|
|
Clinton (along with France) also made sure the UN mission to Rwanda did nothing but watch as the preparations for the genocide were laid out
|
|
#
?
Jun 22, 2019 01:11
|
|
|
he killed layla al-attar
|
|
#
?
Jun 22, 2019 01:14
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 7, 2024 20:55 |
|
|
i guess the kuwait thing was bush 1 then? not surprised at all that he has several other war crimes to his name
|
|
#
?
Jun 22, 2019 01:24
|
|