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there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

shrimpwhiskers posted:

Why on earth would you make your profile portrait one of you knuckle deep in your nostril.

When you want to give people an idea of just how crude a sense of humor you have before they start scrolling. I'd get something by him if I were anywhere close. Probably not any of the genital stuff because my mom might see it, but this adorable clown riding an awesome tiger



hell yes.

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Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Cartoon Man posted:

Is that...toy story Woody?!

:stare:

no andy

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Palemdromes posted:

It may look like one, to the uneducated layman. real heads will recognize it as a reimagining of Sailor Moon’s wand (ムーン . スティック, Mūn Sutikku) as a pen.

Or as a vibrator.

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

quote:

A husband and wife have been criticised after asking people to help fund their Ł9,000 trip to Africa. Catalin Onc, who is in his mid-20s, currently lives with his wife Elena Engelhardt at his mum’s house and wants to take part in the trip to raise awareness about mental health. His mum has two jobs to support them.

They set up a GoFundMe telling people that getting a job was not an option because there are few trades that they are qualified for. The couple said: ‘Some will just tell us to get jobs, like everyone else and stop begging. But when you have the impact we do on others’ life, getting a job is not an option.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/17/insta-couple-say-getting-job-isnt-option-want-fund-travels-9973854/?ito=cbshare



LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



You need a closeup of dude's face for the full effect.



I said it when we were making fun of the guy in GBS, but I would pay money to see Mr. Cool Ice beat this guy up.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

He looks like my brother if he made all of the wrong choices in life

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




LadyPictureShow posted:

You need a closeup of dude's face for the full effect.



I said it when we were making fun of the guy in GBS, but I would pay money to see Mr. Cool Ice beat this guy up.

dude needs to wipe his nose before taking headshots

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

there wolf posted:

When you want to give people an idea of just how crude a sense of humor you have before they start scrolling. I'd get something by him if I were anywhere close. Probably not any of the genital stuff because my mom might see it, but this adorable clown riding an awesome tiger



hell yes.

Yeah I would never have one of the pornographic cartoons on me but overall I liked his stuff.

Also I would chip in for their trip of it ended with both of them getting eaten by a lion.

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

LadyPictureShow posted:

You need a closeup of dude's face for the full effect.


I said it when we were making fun of the guy in GBS, but I would pay money to see Mr. Cool Ice beat this guy up.

what gbs thread was that

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Anybody else weirded out by the fact that he's got all that work and she doesn't have anything (visible)?

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness

LadyPictureShow posted:

You need a closeup of dude's face for the full effect.



I said it when we were making fun of the guy in GBS, but I would pay money to see Mr. Cool Ice beat this guy up.

He's like an ultra lovely motivational poster

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Johnny Truant posted:

dude needs to wipe his nose before taking headshots

Looks like a scar

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

LadyPictureShow posted:

You need a closeup of dude's face for the full effect.



I said it when we were making fun of the guy in GBS, but I would pay money to see Mr. Cool Ice beat this guy up.

Looks like the living room walls in a white woman's Pinterest feed.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Further on this couple:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/17/inst...54/?ito=cbshare

‘Some will just tell us to get jobs, like everyone else and stop begging. But when you have the impact we do on others’ life, getting a job is not an option.


What impact do they have on others lives? Apart from forcing her poor mum to work two jobs to support them and their trite bludging ways? Do they legitemately think that by getting 9,000 pounds off other people to go to Africa, the little African kiddies will see some lame motivational tattoos on some white tourists and have their lives irrevocably changed for the better? And that this calling prevents them from working in a supermarket to alleviate maybe some of the burden they are forcing on the poor woman supporting them?

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
The mom-on-social-media level font/message combo just makes him look like a psychopath.

It's even worse that they seem to think the best solution for overcoming mental health issues is the inspiration to get over them. What is the best way to inspire? Why with a quote about loving life of course, I could deliver it via my face.

Shoehead has a new favorite as of 09:25 on Jun 23, 2019

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
"look like"

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Shoehead posted:

The mom-on-social-media level font/message combo just makes him look like a psychopath.

It's even worse that they seem to think the best solution for overcoming mental health issues is the inspiration to get over them. What is the best way to inspire? Why with a quote about loving life of course, I could deliver it via my face.

Hey, he also took a picture balancing a pineapple on his head. :colbert:


Also, TLC has a show called America's Worst Tattoos, and its basically the format of '[person] gives back story, reveals [tattoo] goes to artist for cover-up'. But man is it good for a laugh.

There's basically three groups 'went to a kitchen wizard', 'lost a bet' 'lol wouldn't I be hilarious if I got this on my rear end?!'


'The tattoo artist did this then refused to tattoo any more. I think he was mad I wouldn't sleep with him.'
It looks like the tattoo Bob ended up with in Bob's Burgers.


'I didn't like the star so I asked this guy to add to it! He gave it a hat, baseball glove, shades and bow tie.'

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Why aren't the tattoos under his eyes also upside down? How is he supposed to read them?

HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003


I would totally keep the star tattoo with the baseball glove. It’s real bad but I like it

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Yeah, I can't stop laughing at Dapper Baseball Star Guy

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Yeah, Dapper Baseball Star Guy gave me the biggest laugh I've had in a while. I'd like to think I would have kept that one, but...

MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil
according to their description it already had the shoes

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009

LadyPictureShow posted:

You need a closeup of dude's face for the full effect.



I said it when we were making fun of the guy in GBS, but I would pay money to see Mr. Cool Ice beat this guy up.

This guy is trying to promote mental health? Just let him walk through a psych ward. Patients be like “ I think I’m good.”

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

I mean he's a walking statement on the importance of access to mental health care, so there's that.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
It's amazing how many hippies are able to "love their lives" because someone else supports their whole existence.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




I love my shop and generally this artist does phenomenal work. I suppose this is good from a technical standpoint, but Jesus Christ:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

I love my shop and generally this artist does phenomenal work. I suppose this is good from a technical standpoint, but Jesus Christ:



Same, Simba, same


I have no idea who the left hand is supposed to be

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Ariel from The Little Mermaid

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

whypick1 posted:

Ariel from The Little Mermaid

That is his right foot not his left hand you goober


Unless :thejoke: is on me I guess

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Guess where I didn't look at all :downs:

Yeah, I got nothing

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
It's young Tarzan.

But I don't get the cow-print leg.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

101 Dalmatians for the spotted leg and maybe Tigger or the tiger from jungle book on the other? I can't think of any other orange / black characters

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

The Bloop posted:

Same, Simba, same


I have no idea who the left hand is supposed to be

It's mowgli from the jungle book.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I said that was Ariel because I thought for sure that was a woman.

Disclaimer: have spent most of the day drinking

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

The Bloop posted:

Same, Simba, same


I have no idea who the left hand is supposed to be

Mowgli from The Jungle Book.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

hyperhazard posted:

It's young Tarzan.

But I don't get the cow-print leg.

It's the one and only fan of Home on the Range.

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

hyperhazard posted:

It's young Tarzan.

But I don't get the cow-print leg.

Dalmatian spots

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


It could be:

Wallet
Jun 19, 2006

I'm pretty sure that's Darth Vader but I don't know why his face is on a huge triangle.

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Every single one of those tattoos is of a thing called "stunted childhood"

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