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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Dick Trauma posted:

Crowd of about 2M protestors parts like the Red Sea to let an ambulance through.

https://twitter.com/sanzhao4/status/1140264087936307200

This is loving awesome and life affirming.

edit: Related badarsery.

http://shanghaiist.com/2019/06/13/hong-kong-porn-sites-shut-down-on-wednesday-to-encourage-people-to-go-out-and-protest/

A couple of Hong Kong porn sites shut themselves down for day to get people to get out and protest.

One of them, after the protest and they were back up, had a message saying "If you are one of the police who shot an unarmed protester in the head, or a supporter of said cops, gently caress off and go wank somewhere else."

BrigadierSensible has a new favorite as of 04:07 on Jun 18, 2019

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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Dick Trauma posted:

Crowd of about 2M protestors parts like the Red Sea to let an ambulance through.


Glorious.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

BrigadierSensible posted:

This is loving awesome and life affirming.

edit: Related badarsery.

http://shanghaiist.com/2019/06/13/hong-kong-porn-sites-shut-down-on-wednesday-to-encourage-people-to-go-out-and-protest/

A couple of Hong Kong porn sites shut themselves down for day to get people to get out and protest.

One of them, after the protest and they were back up, had a message saying "If you are one of the police who shot an unarmed protester in the head, or a supporter of said cops, gently caress off and go wank somewhere else."

I saw this earlier today linked somewhere else.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006





St Bartholomew is the patron saint of tanners, tailors, butchers and leatherworkers :catholic:

Jeremy_X
Jul 27, 2006

This is the ancient master those Oktoberfest waitresses train with isn't it?



Red Dead Redemption 2 five finger fillet on hard mode.



Dick Trauma posted:

Crowd of about 2M protestors parts like the Red Sea to let an ambulance through.

https://twitter.com/sanzhao4/status/1140264087936307200

This is what happens when someone shouts "Car!" during the protest. Joking aside this is awesome.

Jisae
Oct 1, 2004

What a bargain!



Dick Trauma posted:

Crowd of about 2M protestors parts like the Red Sea to let an ambulance through.

https://twitter.com/sanzhao4/status/1140264087936307200

This is awesome. I've always been angry at people who refuse to give emergency vehicles the right of way, and that anger has doubled if not tripled this year because I found my father on the floor back in February after he had suffered an intracranial and gastrointestinal hemorrhage. Suffice it to say it was not a pretty nor pleasant sight to find, and he died having never regained consciousness. The 7 or so minute wait for the ambulance felt like loving forever, and every time I hear/see an ambulance I can't help but attribute my own experience to those waiting for them to arrive.

Good on them :unsmith:

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






I bet he's using them to build a badass brick shithouse :unsmith:

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Pookah posted:

I bet he's using them to build a badass brick shithouse :unsmith:

:discourse:

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Waiting for China to Trojan horse soldiers in on white vans with sirens.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Pookah posted:

I bet he's using them to build a badass brick shithouse :unsmith:

This is why we should teach proper punctuation in schools. It's "he's built like a brick shithouse", not "he's built, like, a brick shithouse". :eng101:

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen

Wasabi the J posted:

Waiting for China to Trojan horse soldiers in on white vans with sirens.

Didn't some cops get caught doing that back during the Ferguson riots?

Skratchez
Dec 28, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Pyrotoad posted:

Didn't some cops get caught doing that back during the Ferguson riots?

If they did I hope they had to leave the same way.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Bread Liar
Reminder that chimps are crazy strong*

https://i.imgur.com/dOJtRkk.mp4




* and will eat your face

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



drat, what a bro. I assume this is one of the cool chimps and not the kind that will eat your face (just like some humans are assholes).

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Chimps have an insatiable lust for meat.
There are troops that are strictproliferous carnivores, hunting monkeys for their sweet flesh. They even raid other troops for chimp meat.

Rigged Death Trap has a new favorite as of 15:11 on Jun 23, 2019

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Aren't the non-wild face-eating ones usually also the ones kept in houses by people that try to force them to be forever children? Like if some old lady was making me wear clothes and sit at the table and watch cartoons instead of climbing trees in a wild setting I'd be pretty apt to eat a face too.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
That one lady whose friend got her hands ripped off was like giving the chimp her human prescription drugs

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Nah, they're all one loud noise away from eating your face

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
It's like having a violent five year old that can bench press 500lbs.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Solice Kirsk posted:

It's like having a violent five year old that can bench press 500lbs.

... which eventually turns into the equivalent of a bitter 13 year old who realises that every time you yelled at it to establish troop dominance was a bluff which you couldn't actually back up and it doesn't have to put up with your poo poo any longer


TheBigAristotle posted:

That one lady whose friend got her hands ripped off was like giving the chimp her human prescription drugs
Was that the chimp that saw its owner serving cake to someone else and lost its poo poo when it realised they weren't going to give it any?

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 23:15 on Jun 23, 2019

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

i dream of this kind of finger strength for rock climbing

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://giant.gfycat.com/HeartyDazzlingAbyssiniangroundhornbill.webm

Giant squid in the Gulf of Mexico. It's like the start of a horror film.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Xcom: Terror from The Deep had it right all along!:cthulhu:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Imagine if chimpanzees worked out.

The benchpress world record has nearly double since 1898.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Bread Liar
When you see them without hair (due to mange usually) it becomes obvious they have a tonne of muscle. They're also twice as strong by weight.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Megillah Gorilla posted:

When you see them without hair (due to mange usually) it becomes obvious they have a tonne of muscle. They're also twice as strong by weight.



Yeah everything about the physiology of them is evolved around maximal functional strength/leverage. Even the tendon/muscle anchor points are more advantageously located for strength/leverage (as opposed to finer dexterity like us).

That being said nobody goes farther on less energy than us so they still gotta catch us first!

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Still gotta catch us...

*Keeps them as pets*

Where did my nuts and face go? lol

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

tangy yet delightful posted:

Still gotta catch us...

*Keeps them as pets*

Where did my nuts and face go? lol

:getin:

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


We were right to kill/outbreed our closely related hominid species, and we should have gone further and killed all the chimps as well (please do not attempt to breed with a chimp)

citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS




Gravitas Shortfall posted:

We were right to kill/outbreed our closely related hominid species, and we should have gone further and killed all the chimps as well (please do not attempt to breed with a chimp)

I just had a flashback to a story Warren Ellis (the comic writer, not the musician) shared on his website involving an orangutan kept in a brothel.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

citybeatnik posted:

I just had a flashback to a story Warren Ellis (the comic writer, not the musician) shared on his website involving an orangutan kept in a brothel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrF3K1fCufE

e: English version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQm_8uoljWM

Zopotantor has a new favorite as of 21:12 on Jun 24, 2019

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Megillah Gorilla posted:

When you see them without hair (due to mange usually) it becomes obvious they have a tonne of muscle. They're also twice as strong by weight.



Dude's got a major neck scrote.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

citybeatnik posted:

I just had a flashback to a story Warren Ellis (the comic writer, not the musician) shared on his website involving an orangutan kept in a brothel.

This happened a few years ago iirc.

citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS




Milo and POTUS posted:

This happened a few years ago iirc.

Yeah I should clarify that I meant a news article and not, you know, something he wrote himself.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://giant.gfycat.com/LiquidTinyAngelwingmussel.webm

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
slick

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/1144707103250178048

hattersmad
Feb 21, 2015

In this style, 10/6
https://m.imgur.com/r/nonononoyes/molag4m

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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


God drat that's cool! That's totally stock right?

Where the heck do they put the intake (since I don't see a snorkel)?

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