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morallyobjected posted:Hasn't MJ basically almost always known, in every media? She always knew in the "main" continuity but we didn't always know she knew.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:oh, so the deep dark secret of THE RATTLER is that he is a lame-rear end lizard expy.  
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Jun 21, 2019 19:11
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GIMME THE SNAKE JUICE DOC I'M JONESIN!
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Alhazred posted:So Spidey straight up tried to kill Mysterio. No no no. Mysterio will just enter hibernation. And then his space son will shove him in a garbage can.
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Man, if your name is Curtis you better expect some kind of reptilian presto-change-o transformation in your life. Either you or somebody you know.
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Jun 21, 2019 20:10
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live by the deadly discus, die by the deadly discus.
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Jun 21, 2019 20:47
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 Mysterio may be dumber than Spider-Man.
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Jun 22, 2019 16:16
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Now they're doing the eye thing on purpose
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The eyes and the pec shadows make a very cute :3 face
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Johnny Walker posted:Mysterio may be dumber than Spider-Man. You're telling me Mysterio--is Danny Rand!?
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Maybe, just spitballing here, he should have gone to a doctor instead of running to a chemical research facility he heard about in a bar somewhere.
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Isn't there a NSM story where he goes and gives blood and some guy at the hospital figures out the blood has all kinds of unique healing properties that he then tries to steal and market for himself?
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Jun 23, 2019 02:38
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Yes there was
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Yep:Otherkinsey Scale posted:"P.S. if you keep a sample of my blood, I will find out where you live, fight your dog, and set your trash on fire."
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I love that the doctor who wanted to make a fortune from Peter's blood lived in a giant gently caress-off mansion already. Also he had a wife who he sent to bed and then didn't even bother checking on when the house was on fire 
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Jerusalem posted:Also he had a wife who he sent to bed and then didn't even bother checking on when the house was on fire It's just the northern lights!
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JJJ: And you call them pictures.... pictures of Spider-Man! even though they are clearly fuzzy, out of focus messes that look like they were taken with a camera stuck in some high corner set to automatic? Peter Parker (who is secretly Spider-Man): YES!
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Jerusalem posted:I love that the doctor who wanted to make a fortune from Peter's blood lived in a giant gently caress-off mansion already. He's living off the profits from the colour-changing hospital gown he invented before.
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Wow! Now he can catch all the rats he wants!  I thought he was going to just fly into him and frankly that's a better plan.
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"Yeah, throw me that bigus discus of yours, throw it hard"
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I can finally rearrange all the furniture in my house without having to call a friend over!
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I'm half-man, half-rattler! From this moment on the world shall bow before... Half & Half!
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 Call it what you want, but it's a circular saw blade, period. 
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It's a discus because it has the magical power of making everyone talk a lot more than they realistically should.
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Cat Mattress posted:It's a discus because it has the magical power of making everyone talk a lot more than they realistically should. Spider-man: Discusion or Concussion?
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I'm coming into this in the middle, but why would he not just... web to something else? I don't see why he would fall to his death unless his web shooters magically don't work again for no reason
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morallyobjected posted:I'm coming into this in the middle, but why would he not just... web to something else? I don't see why he would fall to his death unless his web shooters magically don't work again for no reason Have you ever seen the TV show, Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? Well, congrats. You're the first winner in Are You Smarter Than A Spider-Man!
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morallyobjected posted:I'm coming into this in the middle, but why would he not just... web to something else? I don't see why he would fall to his death unless his web shooters magically don't work again for no reason One of the more memorable strips we all joke about is Spider-Man falling off a roof and almost forgetting he had two webshooters and not just one.
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And that happened after he fell off the exact same roof, not two minutes (in comic time) earlier.
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And he wound up not using his other web shooter after being reminded. He switched what he was holding to the opposite hand, and used the same web-shooter he'd used less than a minute earlier.
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"Honey, don't forget you have two webshooters!" is up there with "But so does the spider!"
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Samuringa posted:"Honey, don't forget you have two webshooters!" is up there with "But so does the spider!" I gotta give it to the spider, because at least Spidey had a mind whammy on him when he forgot about his web-shooters.
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He just told you that Peter, you cant claim credit now.
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Haha, I seriously expected another panel of him going,"Ye... yes I just told you that....?"
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Mikl posted:Have you ever seen the TV show, Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? I thinkin this case it is more Are you smarter than a Mysterio?
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Newspaper Spider-Man: "I never dreamed the amazing Spider-Man could be so helpless!"
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