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T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

My one regret is that, had I not needed to transition, I could've gotten swole and become a Chad. I have the perfect forehead slope chin thing they all crow over, I could gently caress their crushes *and* gay men at the same time while quoting Marx. Now I'm just a woman with a brow that makes me look like a neanderthal.

e: for the record I'm talking about gamers, incels, and goons

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Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖
Sounds like this guy is never going to interact with or even look at women again. Gosh what a shame.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/husbandsrevenge/status/1143331184115630081?s=19

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I love translation

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

T-man posted:

My one regret is that, had I not needed to transition, I could've gotten swole and become a Chad. I have the perfect forehead slope chin thing they all crow over, I could gently caress their crushes *and* gay men at the same time while quoting Marx. Now I'm just a woman with a brow that makes me look like a neanderthal.

e: for the record I'm talking about gamers, incels, and goons

You could still get swole and become the Ultimate Stacey.

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠

Picnic Princess posted:

I love translation



Random thought: Manta Ray belly flops must suck, they are like 45% belly.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
As someone who does dilate her neovagina it should be noted that a public dilation station goes against literally every guideline for the medical procedure possible. Too dirty too public just disgusting. Anyone actually familiar with the process instantly knows public dilation stations are a no-go.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Bone ape tit.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Perhaps her husband would be interested in looking into something called "hot dog profits"...

felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009

Vib Rib posted:

Sounds like this guy is never going to interact with or even look at women again. Gosh what a shame.

He's going to get a gun and it's about 50/50 whether he shoots some women before he points it at himself.

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Arivia posted:

As someone who does dilate her neovagina it should be noted that a public dilation station goes against literally every guideline for the medical procedure possible. Too dirty too public just disgusting. Anyone actually familiar with the process instantly knows public dilation stations are a no-go.

Wait this is really a thing now?

God I am so glad I don't have to worry about it as much as I used to. It used to be a nightmare to keep a schedule. If it's really a thing I'm glad we're getting so progressive as a species.

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005



I like the irony of "autism at its highest level" in response to a gender neutral mascot of a speed running show, which I assume would be adequately neurotypical sans mascot gender.

But of course these dudes don't actually pay attention to what words mean.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

MageMage posted:

Wait this is really a thing now?

God I am so glad I don't have to worry about it as much as I used to. It used to be a nightmare to keep a schedule. If it's really a thing I'm glad we're getting so progressive as a species.

No. I hope not. Dear god.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/legaladvice_txt/status/1143502044764024833

:kiddo:

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/zaiderrr/status/1143189348239601664?s=21

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


Most of my laughter is due to depression so

I mean you try not to laugh at the pointless waste of everything and the dogged earnestness with which people engage with it

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



This is why no comedian has ever killed themselves. Wait.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


I want to kick this dumb gently caress into a tar pit

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

this is a dude who has never said lmao to climate change

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

quote:

Some of this sticking gay characters in, retconning existsing straight characters as gay or swapping races gender etc kind of tokenism? Why not develop existsing Black charactrs, or introducing new ones, same for gay characters, batgirl wasnt bi in the comics, now why an uber feminist. You can have strong women characters without making them gay, liberals seem to think gay= noble, strong, hey bubles gays are not super human, they are no different than any others, some are strong, noble brave, some are snivelling cowards, weak corrupt. Unless their sexuality is pertinent to the story, you dont ned to make huge case of it. Most like me dont give a poo poo. I dont care how 2 adults get down, not my busines, just dont ask me to endorse it, why because,
1. You dont need me to sign off
2. I can think its creepy and off putting , but this doesnt mean i dislike gays, just dont want to hear about it, I dont really want to hear about straight peoples love lives either.

Make a good movie , I will see it, if its to anti men, anti white anti straight I wont like it, make a movie with gay characters that are relatable, with a character arc, im cool with it

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Of course, that's the solution. When a new black/gay/Muslim character is introduced everyone loves it unconditionally, nobody complains at all ever.

ScentOfAnOtaku
Aug 25, 2006

I have no control, I just keep eating, and eating.

I mean, this went over so well with Rose in The Last Jedi. People loved that character so much, especially because of her race and gender.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

zoux posted:

Three dollar prime rib!


Oh my God, I looked this up a week or two ago. Large parts of the evidence to support this assertion actually prove that it's wrong. People who believe this do not have reading comprehension. I can go into more detail if anyone's interested but mostly it makes me want to just stand around going "holy gently caress" at the stupidity.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

MageMage posted:

Wait this is really a thing now?
Nah, it's just dudes who think it's icky and that it's a totally sweet dunk.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

trickybiscuits posted:

Oh my God, I looked this up a week or two ago. Large parts of the evidence to support this assertion actually prove that it's wrong. People who believe this do not have reading comprehension. I can go into more detail if anyone's interested but mostly it makes me want to just stand around going "holy gently caress" at the stupidity.

Yeah, I've heard the theory from Wohl and Loomer but never knew how it came about.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet
It's a great honeypot for instantly knowing the people who don't read anything but the headlines

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



https://twitter.com/AmyPennza/status/1141503901792948224

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




I think that crosses over from justifiable to the rarely ever seen obligatory homicide.

EDIT: Well now I feel foolish. Read the follow up by DIL. Now I think MIL is actually kind of awesome.

Proteus Jones has a new favorite as of 16:55 on Jun 25, 2019

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Still, don't wear a white dress to a traditional wedding

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

zoux posted:

Still, don't wear a white dress to a traditional wedding

You can't stop me, I'm the best man.

Loomer
Dec 19, 2007

A Very Special Hell
The rise of Laura Loomer made this a very hostile thread for me to read.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Rise?

(also she's apparently trying to run in FL for some state legislator/senator or even Senator? I hope she doesn't follow the instate residence requirements, gets enough money for it to matter, and then gets campaign/election law books thrown at her)

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Loomer posted:

The rise of Laura Loomer made this a very hostile thread for me to read.

The only person to think Laura Loomer was on the rise would be...........Laura Loomer! It was you all along!.

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

It's not even rise and fall when you're starting on the bottom and staying there

The horizontal tumble of Laura Loomer

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
started at the bottom and somehow fell from there

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

TheKennedys posted:

It's a great honeypot for instantly knowing the people who don't read anything but the headlines
It's a great argument for the value of forcing students to take humanities and English classes.

Anyway.

The Debate Advice Bill De Blasio Got From His Son Has Twitter In Disbelief

https://twitter.com/fitzfromdublin/...belief-18141676


And some responses to an advice column in which the columnist told a father whose grown daughter lived with him and kept a gun and hollow point bullets to tell his daughter to move out. The advice wasn't fantastic. The comments are what you'd expect.

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You people and your flipping gun fobia are insane. Just because you know absolutely nothing about the handling of a firearm. You through out a bunch of statements tgat atr far from true.
First off , hollow point bullets do not explode , they only open up to be more aggressive. Not saying they may be outlawed in some states.
A .40 calibur weapon is a little overkill for self defence , a 9mm would be much better and more handleable for a youg lady.

Sorry you dont think people should use a self deffence weapon, but maybe you would rather dies in in some instances than deffend yourself.

Now the young lady in question should be required by her father that she go to a shooting range and take a gun handling caurse for her safety and everyone else.

quote:

The foolishness in this post about guns is unbelievable. The father first paints his father as an intelligent and responsible young lady but then states he is afraid of her because of "unpredictable gun owner". The gun is not uncommon and the .40 S&W round was developed for law enforcement use. Hollow points don't "Explode" and are safer because they tend to generally not pass through the target in a defensive use. The daughter is painted as criminally engaged but perhaps she doesn't have to justify owning a gun. Perhaps she has an ex that she's afraid of (protection orders don't mean anything when someone wants to do harm). If the daughter is so intelligent and responsible perhaps she knows if hollow points are legal/illegal in her state and has the proper training/permits if needed. Instead of enabling the fearful response of the father how about suggesting 1) asking daughter to keep in a biometric safe or gun locked in house. 2) if she needs training or classes then maybe the father could offer to pay for them. 3) Perhaps father and daughter could attend a range session together to help him understand her gun use/interest better. There is nothing in the dad's report that make the daughter sound dangerous or ill-equipped to have a gun yet you make her sound like she's aspiring to enter the thug life. All you're doing in your response and "advice" is foster a phobia and work to break apart a family.
I've never wanted to go outside and scream "my house, my rules" at the sky before but there's a first time for everything.

Comments from a site called Ammo Land

quote:

If and I say a big IF the letter is legit the father raised a smart daughter but too bad some of that intel failed to enter his brain (if he has one). Note to the daughter MOVE and do it soon. Rid yourself of that whiny coward. Also never and I mean never read that trashy woman columnist (if the author is a woman) again.

quote:

Dumbshit Dad calls daughter, ” Help me, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.” EDC daughter, “Ok dad I’m on my way, but now that I live across town, it will be about four hours. I have to take a bus across town because I have to pay rent, now. I have to change busses a couple of times in bad neighborhoods, … so I’ll be bringing my .40 … is that Ok, because I know how you feel about that?”

quote:

It is obvious here, that both the father and his advisor, whether it be Amy or one of her flunkies, are in need of immediate psychiatric help and schooling on the manufacture, nomenclature, handling and use of firearms and ammunition. Contrary to popular opinion, ignorance is not bliss.

It could be that the loving, intelligent daughter is the one at risk here, and she loves her father too much to tell him that he needs help. Maybe she keeps her bedroom door locked, too. Maybe she lives with her father because she feels a need to keep an eye on him. Regardless, she needs to keep her weapon and keep it loaded, even if it requires her to live apart from her father.

quote:

Apparently the father is not mentally stable.
Good on the daughter for having the means to protect herself from him if he finally loses it completely.

quote:

Rampant hoplophobia from Dad and Amy.

quote:

Evidently this is a legit letter to Amy along with her response. It’s just so blatantly insane it does not seem real. Most of us personally know and/or know of people who think like the girl’s father and this Amy advice columnist. Pretty much the blind trying to lead the blind. There will be a wreck. But an advice columnist who has no idea of what she is talking about is a recipe for disaster. We have seen the socialist/demoncrat presidential hopefuls explain how they would force the turn in of scary looking guns, high capacity magazines, certain types of ammunition– or else. One of them even mentioned the use of nukes–no kidding. We are all aware this is one of the tactics of the left, the brainwashing of the public. They pretend to think the gun itself is something that has a mind of its own, that it somehow corrupts anyone who is near it. Back in the day, there was a t.v. show on which one of the participants would say “the devil made me do it” instead of taking responsibility for himself. Until one takes responsibility for one’s actions there can be no growth.

I carry. I carry 24/7. I have served in the military and I have seen the evil that people do to one another. I have seen two people murdered in Phoenix. Both times I was unarmed and unable to do anything to stop either of them from happening. My wife and children have not seen what I have and they are, most of the time, blissfully unaware of their surroundings. Even when I point out obvious situations they are usually in denial. One day, the world will be peaceful but at present it is anything but peaceful. Until that day arrives I will stand guard. There have been times–plural– when, if I had not been armed and aware of my surroundings, I could have and likely would have lost all of them..

That man’s daughter has every right to be armed. Too bad the father refuses to acknowledge his duty and her judgment of surroundings. Just because the bird sticks his head in the ground to ignore danger it doesn’t mean the lion will go away or the lion was never there or the lion does not exist. Maybe she will have to be the protector. The LORD himself once said: if a man has no sword (the assault weapon of it’s day), let him sell his clothes and buy one. Paraphrased, but you get the idea. That supersedes any law that man has ever come up with. Cut and dry, no possible way of misinterpreting it. Arm up, carry on.

quote:

The one thing that Amy’s response lacked, could be Dumb’s daughter felt the need to protect herself against those that would harm her and her father. I think it is astounding that, despite Dumb’s fear of firearms, his daughter was still able to want to learn how to acquire, and hopefully how to protect herself.
And finally something sensible:

quote:

My wife and I both own and carry guns every day. The right to own guns ALSO means the right to choose to not own guns. If the father (homeowner) chooses to not have firearms in his house, that is his right.

I would hope he discusses this intelligently, with his daughter instead of mandating she remove her gun or leave, but ultimately his property rights are such that he has the final determination.

No one should have fear (however unfounded) in their own home.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I also have gunofobia.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
I’m rooting for Laura to get the help she needs. I want a redemption arc.

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Dude, your girlfriend is way cooler than you.

https://twitter.com/neongolden/status/1143258878747893766?s=19

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