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mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Josef bugman posted:

What is this and why do I feel like this is really personal and yet very generic.

Daily writing assignment, Creative Writing 110, Joliet Junior College, 2002. Written while Mineral played in the background.

I mean, I assume.

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Brewmaster
Dec 10, 2007

Hi! I'm awkward.

Chaos is bad because they're mean and they have piles of skull s but so does the imperium it really makes u think.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Brewmaster posted:

Chaos is bad because they're mean and they have piles of skull s but so does the imperium it really makes u think.

Look, whenever someone asks about the good guys in 40K, the answer is always
ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS
ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ
WAAAAGH!
:orks101:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I warned you about orks dawg, I told you.

Brewmaster
Dec 10, 2007

Hi! I'm awkward.
"Orkses is never defeated in battle. If we win we win, if we die we die fighting so it don't count. If we runs for it we don't die neither, cos we can come back for annuver go, see!"



Red onez go fastest

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

what programming package do I have to buy to get Kurwa TV

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

:randvince: amazing

Montalvo
Sep 3, 2007



Fun Shoe

Brewmaster posted:

"Orkses is never defeated in battle. If we win we win, if we die we die fighting so it don't count. If we runs for it we don't die neither, cos we can come back for annuver go, see!"



Red onez go fastest

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
I was inspired by this shot of Beto last night











a blank so you can make your own:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I was inspired by this shot of Beto last night











a blank so you can make your own:


En español por favor.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

a blank so you can make your own:


The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
https://twitter.com/ssavannahkramer/status/1143574072284078082?s=19

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


gently caress no.

Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
between users :roboluv:

Mmm. Scorchio, brrrrr. *shivers*

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


ahahaha drat

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Never before has another poster understood me so well

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Paladinus posted:

En español por favor.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002


:swoon:

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Not a native Spanish speaker, but shouldn't it be "hablo" to conjugate properly for the subject (yo)?

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Zipperelli. posted:

Not a native Spanish speaker, but shouldn't it be "hablo" to conjugate properly for the subject (yo)?

The "voy" is the conjugated part, the hablar the infinitive.

*(I mean, I'm not a native either, but I think that's what's happening.)

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️


Relatable

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Zipperelli. posted:

Not a native Spanish speaker, but shouldn't it be "hablo" to conjugate properly for the subject (yo)?

'Ir' conjugated to 'voy', leapfrogging 'hablar' and avoiding "I'm going to I'm speaking Spanish"

E: Soy beaten-o

The Maestro
Feb 21, 2006
But it should be voy a hablar

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

'Ir' conjugated to 'voy', leapfrogging 'hablar' and avoiding "I'm going to I'm speaking Spanish"

E: Soy beaten-o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAfKFKBlZbM

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

marshmallow creep posted:

The "voy" is the conjugated part, the hablar the infinitive.

*(I mean, I'm not a native either, but I think that's what's happening.)

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

'Ir' conjugated to 'voy', leapfrogging 'hablar' and avoiding "I'm going to I'm speaking Spanish"

E: Soy beaten-o

Thanks goons! I'm really trying to be more proficient in Spanish as a second language, but conjugations and perfect/imperfects just gently caress me up so bad :(

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

the joke is that it is broken Spanish

AstroWhale
Mar 28, 2009
His Spanish was the most basic Duolingo poo poo. Maybe half the lessons.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://i.imgur.com/F3LjAHa.mp4

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I hate Steve Harvey but I love this

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

'Ir' conjugated to 'voy', leapfrogging 'hablar' and avoiding "I'm going to I'm speaking Spanish"

E: Soy beaten-o

Shouldn't there be a "a" in there, voy a hablar? That's how I remember learning whatever tense that's called.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Every family feud clip:

Contestant: "Penis!"

Steve Harvey: "I go to church. Don't say that."

The Board: "Penis"

Steve Harvey: *steve harvey face*

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Every family feud clip:

Contestant: "Penis!"

Steve Harvey: "I go to church. Don't say that."

The Board: "Penis"

Steve Harvey: *steve harvey face*

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

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