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FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


personally I'm looking forward to the stories of people kids buying Shark Cards to gamble and losing it all immediately

FuturePastNow fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Jun 8, 2019

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Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth

FuturePastNow posted:

If any of you are still playing GTAO, go check out the casino. The "Opening Soon" banner is gone and there are now construction props arranged around the entrance. Those props will change again on the 13th and 20th, presumably leading to a new DLC on the 27th. I hope people like gambling.

5 mil buy in, a new type of crate to run and a mission where you have to set some math student's car on fire because he was counting cards at the blackjack table. all the promo missions for the nightclub dlc recycled. a cutscene where roman from gtaIV shows you around the casino but then he says something like "it's got everything you could need.. .except for a bowling alley heheh" and then turns to the camera and winks.

the casino will have a secret underground lab upgrade where you can pay one million funbux to make everyone on the map explode. the lab will also let you build the GHOAST ANNHILATOR which is a tiny flying bike that can attack from passive mode and missile lock onto player crates from outside the map. don't worry if you die while riding the GHOAST ANNIHILATOR as you'll spawn riding another. but get this... you'll spawn BEFORE you died. meaning you'll eventually overwhelm even the most skilled players by outnumbering them 50 to 1.

console players will buy 600 billion dollars worth of shark cards.

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!

Jose Mengelez posted:

5 mil buy in, a new type of crate to run and a mission where you have to set some math student's car on fire because he was counting cards at the blackjack table. all the promo missions for the nightclub dlc recycled. a cutscene where roman from gtaIV shows you around the casino but then he says something like "it's got everything you could need.. .except for a bowling alley heheh" and then turns to the camera and winks.

the casino will have a secret underground lab upgrade where you can pay one million funbux to make everyone on the map explode. the lab will also let you build the GHOAST ANNHILATOR which is a tiny flying bike that can attack from passive mode and missile lock onto player crates from outside the map. don't worry if you die while riding the GHOAST ANNIHILATOR as you'll spawn riding another. but get this... you'll spawn BEFORE you died. meaning you'll eventually overwhelm even the most skilled players by outnumbering them 50 to 1.

console players will buy 600 billion dollars worth of shark cards.

I look forward to rockstar and take two making another billion dollars from GTA online :homebrew:

FuturePastNow posted:

personally I'm looking forward to the stories of people kids buying Shark Cards to gamble and losing it all immediately

Also this

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Frankly if they actually let you gamble for money and also sell shark cards for money there could be legal trouble, so I expect the gambling to be entirely pointless and all of the content to be more of the same.

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

Infinite ammo
What else would you gamble on if not in-game money or something purchasable with in-game money?

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

SolidSnakesBandana posted:

What else would you gamble on if not in-game money or something purchasable with in-game money?

"Chips" or something that let you buy special hats, maybe a special car or something. Or maybe just an alternate currency to buy the same things, that would probably be distinct enough to avoid legal trouble. I could be wrong, I'm not a lawyer, but the US is pretty hard on anything that even resembles online gambling for real money and other games have run afoul of this and had to change stuff.

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

Frankly if they actually let you gamble for money and also sell shark cards for money there could be legal trouble, so I expect the gambling to be entirely pointless and all of the content to be more of the same.

This. You can't actually gamble in the casino, only manage the day-to-day operations if you own it and admire all of the pretty lights and sounds if you don't.

Mondian
Apr 24, 2007

Can't you play poker on red dead online? If that works I dunno why this wouldn't

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!

Mondian posted:

Can't you play poker on red dead online? If that works I dunno why this wouldn't

You don't gamble with the purchasable currency there, just regular cash you get from doing missions and selling animal parts.

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
unfortunately GTA online has no distinction between regular cash and shark card cash. so the long awaited casino update will add a new currency called "gems" which can be collected around the city by flying through checkpoints on the new GHOAST ANNIHILATOR bike. but watch out for the wumpus! if he catches you all your gems will be converted into worthless lemons.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Unless you can exchange your GTA Buxx back into real money then I doubt it will get that much flak

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Although they're displayed as one big money pool, R* can definitely distinguish between GTAbucks and Sharkbucks.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

All guesses. I don't watch the youtubes of other people guessing cuz theyre usually dumber than hair, so if any of these are legit its lucky. It sure seems like a big one with the extra time spent, the ingame construction teasers, and video teasers about the trailers

Living space will be like a high roller suite, thinking like the yacht quarters with the bar and multiple rooms. Don't see much for garages or mechanics, I just can't work out how that would tie to a casino other than car storage, maybe some limos or new limo/executive vehicles?

Will this be the update to consolidate CEO and MC under one banner? Probably not unless they really go hard with the high roller executive role playing. I can see it being micromanaging stuff like the nightclub popularity.
MAYBE something with the race track since its property adjacent?

Gambling. Hoo boy this is a whole can of worms here. There is no out of band market for item selling, like hats or guns or skins. I really really really hope there's not a 2nd tier currency introduced. I honestly can't see one being introduced at this late stage of the game, so thats my hope. There's also no cash out to turn in game GTA funbux to real currency. I don't see a full blown casino simulator with poker and dice. Thinking more along the lines of an activity like darts or armwrestling where you can play blackjack with your homies for relatively small stakes, $1000 a hand or something. More likely something like the Arena club wheel where it's $1000/$5000 a spin for a chance to win RP or cash or exclusive clothes
I actually would love something like the lovely casino in Vegas Vacation where they play War and Pick a Number, Guess Which Hand, but thats stupid enough to be too stupid lol
If poker exists in RDR then I'd expect at least a little nod to that, maybe another cross-game promo to unlock something in RDR

I would also anticipate some new heists or at least mutli-part contact missions, dipping into the Oceans 11 style over-planning. Casinos usually mean money, so maybe a return of armored car freeroam missions? Bounty hunting for people that "beat the house"?
New music? A casino would be an ideal venue for some house bands, like the NC dj's
New clothes? Probably some suits/dresses for fancy dressing
I think some of the new bar mechanics are pretty neat(different drinks at the bar, in-office bar and pouring shots, champagne, macbeth) and these translate to a casino setting pretty well so hopefully more of those

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I just found out about the Casino and, between that and the 3x on Hotring (which I found fun and the bonus will encourage people to play it) and the fact there's still not poo poo to do in RDRO, here I come, GTA.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
How problematic will gambling be in the casino update? I recall other open world online games that had casinos and no one really made a stink about it.

Is it purely due to the fact that real money can be used to buy cash in game?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Rad-daddio posted:

How problematic will gambling be in the casino update? I recall other open world online games that had casinos and no one really made a stink about it.

Is it purely due to the fact that real money can be used to buy cash in game?

It's not gambling it's surprise money

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President

Powershift posted:

It's not gambling it's surprise money

:vince:

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Powershift posted:

It's not gambling it's surprise money poverty

Seems more in line with Rockstar's track record.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


SplitSoul posted:

Seems more in line with Rockstar's track record.

:thejoke:

https://www.polygon.com/2019/6/21/18691760/ea-vp-loot-boxes-surprise-mechanics-ethical-enjoyable

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Powershift posted:

It's not gambling it's surprise money

heh

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000


I am slow. :saddowns:

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Step right up and spin the wheel!

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!
Here's my idea - Casino Crates(TM)!!!

You acquire a casino warehouse for your criminal enterprise, and there you buy a crate through securoserv for a set price and RNG decides whether you get a bad crate or a jackpot crate! I for one can't wait for this wholesome and compelling gameplay in daddy rockstar's next exciting GTA:O update!!!!!

:homebrew: :homebrew:

Ripper Swarm
Sep 9, 2009

It's not that I hate it. It's that I loathe it.

coupedeville posted:

Here's my idea - Casino Crates(TM)!!!

You acquire a casino warehouse for your criminal enterprise, and there you buy a crate through securoserv for a set price and RNG decides whether you get a bad crate or a jackpot crate! I for one can't wait for this wholesome and compelling gameplay in daddy rockstar's next exciting GTA:O update!!!!!

:homebrew: :homebrew:


An idea is striking me as well! What if you have to ferry every Casino CrateTM you buy across the length of the entire map in some sort of slow, defenceless van?

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

Ripper Swarm posted:

An idea is striking me as well! What if you have to ferry every Casino CrateTM you buy across the length of the entire map in some sort of slow, defenceless van?

Well, I'm sure we can at least do this in a private session, right? Because I heard the Oppressor MK-3 is coming out with infinite missiles and a force field for armor, it would be crazy if we were forced to use said van in a public session.

namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".
Oppressor Mk-7:
They just backdoor install a mod menu for you

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
It’s obviously incredibly dated at this point but as resident crappy car driving idiot the oppressor is just so dumb

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth

Ripper Swarm posted:

An idea is striking me as well! What if you have to ferry every Casino CrateTM you buy across the length of the entire map in some sort of slow, defenceless van?

but you're the passenger and the van is being driven by a fully voiced npc who consistently veers into oncoming traffic/becomes stuck on geometry. he also slows down and winds down his window to wave at other players.

Jose Mengelez fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Jun 30, 2019

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!

Top Hats Monthly posted:

It’s obviously incredibly dated at this point but as resident crappy car driving idiot the oppressor is just so dumb

Which oppressor, the OG Oppressor or the Mark 2 Oppressor? They both have very dumb things about them but when the OG oppressor came out it was the best griefing machine GTA:O had ever seen :smuggo:

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Taking the homer rockets off of it would turn it back into the great grinding machine, but that’ll never happen

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
Why would anyone want that?

Mondian
Apr 24, 2007

mk2 is a great grief machine, but the og oppressor was actually fun to drive/glide imo. mk2 is boring af

I would love to strip the guns off the mk1 and just let me glide around using small arms

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Hotring races are still fun, even with terrible 10 year olds making up half the fields.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
I was thinking about making the jump to of GTA online since it's on sale right now on Steam.

Are there any working mod menus still, or am I better off just grinding everything from scratch?

Mondian
Apr 24, 2007

Yeah I played a few hours last week and two different sessions had modders dropping cash and spamming text ads for the menu they were using

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS
Apparently if you link Twitch to Amazon Prime you get a million GTA bucks and some Red Dead Redemption money too.

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



coupedeville posted:

Which oppressor, the OG Oppressor or the Mark 2 Oppressor? They both have very dumb things about them but when the OG oppressor came out it was the best griefing machine GTA:O had ever seen :smuggo:

*thinks back to the days when the Hydra was THE undisputed griefing machine*

Also, I miss the days when the only thing an Armored Kuruma had to fear was a RPG or homing rocket and not the eleventy-million different rocket-equipped aircraft and vehicles that've made the Kuruma functionally obsolete outside of missions.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


I could be wrong, usually am, but I keep expecting them to add a stealth fighter. The Akula set the precedent for stealth and the Lazer's 6.5m pricetag lets them justify charging more. Plus it's clear R* doesn't give a gently caress about game balance.

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Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


I need some assistance selling some cargo before Thursday - would appreciate 3 amigos, and of course I'll be happy to help you all sell yours. Reply/PM/Add on Social Club "TheChimi" - Thanks!

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