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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Shear Modulus posted:

thats been the line for ages, the iraq and libyan invasions were sold as humanitarian interventions

I remember a bunch of recruiting TV ads were like, "tacticool people loading a plane and getting ready for an IMPORTANT MISSION, footage of stuff falling from planes like bombs, camera zooms in and you see that it's boxes labeled GOOD STUFF FOR SAD POOR PEOPLE, DEFINITELY NOT BOMBS"

I guess I kinda hoped most people didn't buy that but I guess not :sigh:

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



a line i remember the isolationist republican faction saying for a while that teump tapped into in 2016 was that we need to stop spending so much money on iraq and afghanistan (usually referring to the "nation building" projects) and take care of our own problems first

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Shear Modulus posted:

a line i remember the isolationist republican faction saying for a while that teump tapped into in 2016 was that we need to stop spending so much money on iraq and afghanistan (usually referring to the "nation building" projects) and take care of our own problems first

I have been pleasantly surprised by the number of conservative family/friends who are extremely pissed about the wars we're in, and the wars the politicians are wanting to get us in.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


while I was talking about how absolutely terrible an idea a war with Iran would be, my dad looked at me confused and stated that we’d easily crush them in a conventional war.

neocons are gonna neocon

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Senor Dog posted:

while I was talking about how absolutely terrible an idea a war with Iran would be, my dad looked at me confused and stated that we’d easily crush them in a conventional war.

neocons are gonna neocon

Well, that's an objective fact though.

The real question would be does your dad want the war, or think it's ok to go to war? Does he think syria/libya/etc are cool?

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

spacetoaster posted:

Well, that's an objective fact though.

reminder that the us lost to vietnam

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Shame Boy posted:

Oh that's much better, turns out Americans aren't dumb and ignorant, they just think our military is a loving charity sent in to help poor countries, nothing to be worried about there!!!



spacetoaster posted:

Well, that's an objective fact though.

The real question would be does your dad want the war, or think it's ok to go to war? Does he think syria/libya/etc are cool?

It's likely the US would win but Iran has an actual real military and afaik the last time the US did war game simulations the red team (Iran) kicked blue team (USA) in the jaw immediately and killed like a whole carrier group by just overwhelming it with missiles and lovely boats that don't show up on US radar. ~20,000 sailors simulated dead iirc. Even if we "win," wow what a loving bloodbath it is going to be.

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Red received an ultimatum from Blue, essentially a surrender document, demanding a response within 24 hours. Thus warned of Blue's approach, Red used a fleet of small boats to determine the position of Blue's fleet by the second day of the exercise. In a preemptive strike, Red launched a massive salvo of cruise missiles that overwhelmed the Blue forces' electronic sensors and destroyed sixteen warships. This included one aircraft carrier, ten cruisers and five of six amphibious ships. An equivalent success in a real conflict would have resulted in the deaths of over 20,000 service personnel. Soon after the cruise missile offensive, another significant portion of Blue's navy was "sunk" by an armada of small Red boats, which carried out both conventional and suicide attacks that capitalized on Blue's inability to detect them as well as expected.

At this point, the exercise was suspended, Blue's ships were "re-floated", and the rules of engagement were changed

After the war game was restarted, its participants were forced to follow a script drafted to ensure a Blue Force victory. Among other rules imposed by this script, Red Force was ordered to turn on their anti-aircraft radar in order for them to be destroyed, and was not allowed to shoot down any of the aircraft bringing Blue Force troops ashore.[3] Van Riper also claimed that exercise officials denied him the opportunity to use his own tactics and ideas against Blue Force, and that they also ordered Red Force not to use certain weapons systems against Blue Force and even ordered the location of Red Force units to be revealed.[4]

This led to accusations that the war game had turned from an honest, open, free playtest of U.S. war-fighting capabilities into a rigidly controlled and scripted exercise intended to end in an overwhelming U.S. victory,[3] alleging that "$250 million was wasted".[5] Van Riper was extremely critical of the scripted nature of the new exercise and resigned from the exercise in the middle of the war game.[6] Van Riper later said that the Vice Admiral Marty Mayer altered the exercise's purpose to reinforce existing doctrine and notions of infallibility within the U.S. military rather than serving as a learning experience.

lmfao

ee:

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Meanwhile, Kernan received an urgent phone call from Luck: “Sir, Van Riper just slimed all of the ships.” Kernan recognized that this was bad news because it placed at risk JFCOM’s ability to fulfill the remaining live-fire, forced-entry component of the exercise — a central component of MC ’02. The actual forces were awaiting orders at Fort Bragg, off the coast of San Diego, and at the Fort Irwin National Training Center. Kernan recalled, “I didn’t have a lot of choice. I had to do the forcible entry piece.” He directed the white cell to simply refloat the virtual ships to the surface.

just lmfao

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QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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subway: we turn little boys into men

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I thought it was an army ad

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib
The modern US military actually winning a war? I'll believe it when I see it. It'll just end in a quagmire, and generals will do the usual finger-pointing about not enough support at the home front.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Peanut President posted:

reminder that the us lost to vietnam

Would you say it was a military loss, or a political loss?


A guy asked me the other day if I felt we had "won" in Iraq.

The answer if obviously a resounding NO. I think it was a stupid war for stupid reasons.

But I can't really say that the actual military part was much of a failure. The only reason we didn't take Baghdad faster was because we had to keep waiting on fuel and bullets to catch up to us. It was pretty much a one sided slaughter, and even during the occupation any battle was pretty much a one sided slaughter as well.

And I wonder if it was a loss to the people who got us into the war? It seems they achieved the real objective, which consisted of enriching themselves.

Moridin920 posted:


It's likely the US would win but Iran has an actual real military and afaik the last time the US did war game simulations the red team (Iran) kicked blue team (USA) in the jaw immediately and killed like a whole carrier group by just overwhelming it with missiles and lovely boats that don't show up on US radar. ~20,000 sailors simulated dead iirc. Even if we "win," wow what a loving bloodbath it is going to be.



They said the exact kind of thing in 91 and 03. We were told to expect 30% casulties, minimum.

Literally had some idiot tell us to look left, look right, while in formation and were told that one, or both, of the people we just looked at would not be coming home.

Then, when the fighting actually started, it wasn't anything like that.

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

spacetoaster posted:

Would you say it was a military loss, or a political loss?

Both, although to be fair to the US military they had their hands tied quite a bit.

quote:

And I wonder if it was a loss to the people who got us into the war? It seems they achieved the real objective, which consisted of enriching themselves.

Yeah true but at the same time Vietnam is a ML country so not all the objectives.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Moridin920 posted:




It's likely the US would win but Iran has an actual real military and afaik the last time the US did war game simulations the red team (Iran) kicked blue team (USA) in the jaw immediately and killed like a whole carrier group by just overwhelming it with missiles and lovely boats that don't show up on US radar. ~20,000 sailors simulated dead iirc. Even if we "win," wow what a loving bloodbath it is going to be.


Oh yeah I remember reading about a Navy project or study or something that was doing a bunch of simulations about the whole Eve Online Goonswarm strategy of "lots of people attack a capital ship in small cheap boats" and came to the conclusion that "oh gently caress that would actually work really good and we don't know how to defend against it" so then they shut down the project to save face.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
A war is when two armies are fighting.

Iraq was not a war.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

spacetoaster posted:

Would you say it was a military loss, or a political loss?


A guy asked me the other day if I felt we had "won" in Iraq.

The answer if obviously a resounding NO. I think it was a stupid war for stupid reasons.

But I can't really say that the actual military part was much of a failure. The only reason we didn't take Baghdad faster was because we had to keep waiting on fuel and bullets to catch up to us. It was pretty much a one sided slaughter, and even during the occupation any battle was pretty much a one sided slaughter as well.

And I wonder if it was a loss to the people who got us into the war? It seems they achieved the real objective, which consisted of enriching themselves.

One thing I just realized is we got way better at killing people since Vietnam. Like during Vietnam we killed 400,000 VC's and 600,000 civilians, but lost 50,000+ Americans and over 250,000+ South Vietnamese, and ultimately had to give up. Meanwhile in Iraq we killed like 400,000 to 600,000 people total but only lost ~3,700 soldiers

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

spacetoaster posted:

Would you say it was a military loss, or a political loss?

Absolutely both. The US Army got its rear end kicked and we had to retreat in defeat.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Taintrunner posted:

A war is when two armies are fighting.

Iraq was not a war.

To be fair they did have an actual army for like, 5 minutes, right at the beginning.

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib

Shame Boy posted:

One thing I just realized is we got way better at killing people since Vietnam. Like during Vietnam we killed 400,000 VC's and 600,000 civilians, but lost 50,000+ Americans and over 250,000+ South Vietnamese, and ultimately had to give up. Meanwhile in Iraq we killed like 400,000 to 600,000 people total but only lost ~3,700 soldiers

Should include PMC numbers, nice way to reduce official casualty numbers.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
How long will it take to capture Baghdad? 2 days
Will Saddam be killed? Yes
Total Iraqi civillian casualties: 500 dead
Total military casualties Iraq: 3000 dead
Total military casualties U.S.: 15 dead
Will the Iraqi army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Republican Guard fight to the end? No
Will chem/bio weapons be used on invading troops?: Yes
Will Saddam launch attacks on the Kurds? Yes
Will Saddam launch attacks on Israel? No
-If yes; will Isreal retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Saddam sacrifice Baghdad (gas/nuke it)? No
Will the Kurds make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Iran do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Saddam burn the oil fields? Yes
How long will the US be occupying Iraq? ~15 years
Will the Iraq war catalyze increased terrorism in America?No
In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the world? Good

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Shame Boy posted:

One thing I just realized is we got way better at killing people since Vietnam. Like during Vietnam we killed 400,000 VC's and 600,000 civilians, but lost 50,000+ Americans and over 250,000+ South Vietnamese, and ultimately had to give up. Meanwhile in Iraq we killed like 400,000 to 600,000 people total but only lost ~3,700 soldiers

The new body armor. A guy in my unit got shot right in the chest on 3 separate occasions and didn't even get a purple heart (because he didn't get hurt, at all).

Also, our medics are pretty freaking good these days.


Shame Boy posted:

To be fair they did have an actual army for like, 5 minutes, right at the beginning.

lol

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Armor and medicine have improved dramatically. Many people survived things that would have been fatal in Vietnam. The flip side is more people losing limbs and other permanent damage poo poo like that.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Lambert posted:

Should include PMC numbers, nice way to reduce official casualty numbers.

They don't count :ssh:


spacetoaster posted:

The new body armor. A guy in my unit got shot right in the chest on 3 separate occasions and didn't even get a purple heart (because he didn't get hurt, at all).

Also, our medics are pretty freaking good these days.

I bet he did get hurt, but it's in the form of TBI or something from the full force of a bullet to the chest multiple times hydraulically squishing his brain over and over, but that doesn't count either because it'll show up long after he's out of the service so it's fine.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



if the us didnt win iraq then W wouldnt have put out the big mission accomplished banner you dumb libs

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

EX250 Type R posted:

Armor and medicine have improved dramatically. Many people survived things that would have been fatal in Vietnam. The flip side is more people losing limbs and other permanent damage poo poo like that.

I'm sure that's the bulk of it, but also we didn't have death robots or tomahawk cruise missiles or precision GPS-guided bombs back then so I'm thinking a lot more stuff had to be done "manually" too

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Shame Boy posted:

I'm sure that's the bulk of it, but also we didn't have death robots or tomahawk cruise missiles or precision GPS-guided bombs back then so I'm thinking a lot more stuff had to be done "manually" too

they had napalm

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Shame Boy posted:

I'm sure that's the bulk of it, but also we didn't have death robots or tomahawk cruise missiles or precision GPS-guided bombs back then so I'm thinking a lot more stuff had to be done "manually" too

Shear Modulus posted:

they had napalm


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44b1J4iBWkc


So did we.

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SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

spacetoaster posted:

The new body armor.

Didn't this very forum have to crowdfund body armour for U.S. troops at one point?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Peanut President posted:

Will Saddam burn the oil fields? Yes

One of the big mistakes the US made was that they captured the oil fields and ministry of oil buildings only.
No hospitals were protected, no museums, not other points of importance. The main thing to get first was the oil and oil records.
Then the looting and such started, and the local populace saw the US wasn't going to help them other wave guns at them at checkpoints, some turned to help the insurgents.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

SplitSoul posted:

Didn't this very forum have to crowdfund body armour for U.S. troops at one point?

You go to war with the army you have, not the army you want.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

happyhippy posted:

One of the big mistakes the US made was that they captured the oil fields and ministry of oil buildings only.
No hospitals were protected, no museums, not other points of importance. The main thing to get first was the oil and oil records.
Then the looting and such started, and the local populace saw the US wasn't going to help them other wave guns at them at checkpoints, some turned to help the insurgents.

That and we disbanded the army/police/government.

We honestly did not think that everything was going to be looted/stolen immediately.

And I mean everything.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Iraq was a 2 minute march to the capital then an occupation it's not really comparable.

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PneumonicBook
Sep 26, 2007

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Ultra Carp

Shame Boy posted:

Oh yeah I remember reading about a Navy project or study or something that was doing a bunch of simulations about the whole Eve Online Goonswarm strategy of "lots of people attack a capital ship in small cheap boats" and came to the conclusion that "oh gently caress that would actually work really good and we don't know how to defend against it" so then they shut down the project to save face.

The Navy does training exercises constantly. The reason those wargames were reset wasnt because the navy needed to save face, it was because there were hundreds of people involved in the excercise and if it continued that way then it would be worthless from a training standpoint.

The Navy is very much aware of small boat swarm tactics and has ways to mitigate them. Regardless a war in the Persian gulf would be disastrous for the US Navy.

End boss Of SGaG*
Aug 9, 2000
I REPORT EVERY POST I READ!
The missile boats were like the same size as the simulated missiles

let me sell you on my new shoulder mounted 57mm cannon idea

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

happyhippy posted:

One of the big mistakes the US made was that they captured the oil fields and ministry of oil buildings only.
No hospitals were protected, no museums, not other points of importance.

Like the UN WMD containment sites, the only sites in Iraq with actual presence of WMD. :lol:

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



spacetoaster posted:

That and we disbanded the army/police/government.

We honestly did not think that everything was going to be looted/stolen immediately.

And I mean everything.

the plan was for the iraqis to greet us as liberators and instantly assimilate themselves into being the 51st state, and questioning the logic or feasibility of that plan was not tolerated

feller
Jul 5, 2006


spacetoaster posted:

Well, that's an objective fact though.

The real question would be does your dad want the war, or think it's ok to go to war? Does he think syria/libya/etc are cool?

The point is that that "objective fact" is not at all relevant. it doesn't matter if we win every battle

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

regardless, the point should be that iran likely has the capacity and the will to actually fight back against a US invasion, making that whole prospect absurdly costly in every sense of the term and hopefully meaning that it's not going to happen

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

lol your president is an alzheimer's riddled cspam mod you're definitely going to war and somehow losing

Orange DeviI
Nov 9, 2011

by Hand Knit

spacetoaster posted:

Well, that's an objective fact though.


Bullshit. You guys are still crying and whining about 9/11. A war with Iran would mean a 9/11 every day for a year, your entire country would dissolve into a swamp of warring states a month in.

Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.


please knock Mom! posted:

Bullshit. You guys are still crying and whining about 9/11. A war with Iran would mean a 9/11 every day for a year, your entire country would dissolve into a swamp of warring states a month in.

huh, so THIS is what it feels like to be erect over war

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
US wouldn't handle 91100

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