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Spellman
May 31, 2011

Imagine Homestuck fancreation consuming 20 years of your creative life

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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


AriadneThread posted:

hiveswap is a human going to troll planet

hauntswitch was going to be about the troll that goes to earth in their place
Oh, I thought that was part of Hiveswap. Oh, well.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Plom Bar posted:

"the possibility of Hauntswitch" is by far the most pessimistic language they've ever used in relation to this project

Man, I dunno. I should probably trust you because you've been paying better attention to the goings on than me, but after the epilogues I feel like the chances of Hauntswitch coming out as something are pretty darn high. Maybe not as a game, but a comic or a novel or something.

Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007

I mean, probably the story will get told somehow, like you said, but after all the work to get just acts 1 and 2 out the door, I can see why they don't currently want to commit to acts 5, 6, 7, and 8 in video game form.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
don't forget the intermission games

A good poster
Jan 10, 2010
I'm honestly surprised they're going forward with episodes 2-4. 1 wasn't even remotely profitable, was it?

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Oh, I thought that was part of Hiveswap. Oh, well.
It was part of Hiveswap. It was always about Joey and Troll trading places on their respective planets. At some point they announced that the project would be split into a separate game for each character.

I assume once Viz realized what a money sink Hiveswap was, they agreed to let Hiveswap finish but Hauntswitch would require Hiveswap to ultimately do much better than Act 1 to justify the dev costs.

Plom Bar
Jun 5, 2004

hardest time i ever done :(
Were the sales figures for Hiveswap ever revealed?

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
Is it ara nea or aran ea

XkyRauh
Feb 15, 2005

Commander Keen is my hero.

Clawtopsy posted:

Is it ara nea or aran ea

Araña is the Spanish word for spider, so I always figured the pronunciation was something close-ish to that. But I pronounced Nepeta incorrectly, so I'm probably wrong.

Edit: The poster below me knows what's up. :doh:

XkyRauh fucked around with this message at 16:06 on Jul 6, 2019

YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW
Aranea is Latin for 'spider' so :shrug:

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


My ear can betray me. Is this YouTube hair video set to just the ostinato from one of the Homestuck themes? Do I even mean ostinato? Arrrgh.

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Arsenic Lupin posted:

My ear can betray me. Is this YouTube hair video set to just the ostinato from one of the Homestuck themes? Do I even mean ostinato? Arrrgh.

I believe it's from Counting Stars, which someone did a fan video to the tune of.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Thank you, that's exactly it. It was driving me nuts.

Spellman
May 31, 2011

Jade Harley became a promiscuous sex-fiend to honor the pornstar she was named after

BobDoleTrasher
Nov 14, 2013

Generally hates cLutch
Sooo after finishing meat and candy, what's next?

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


I can't remember -- did Rose's Darque Powers come into play in the final confrontation, or was that another unexplored thread? Or do the needles count?

BobDoleTrasher posted:

Sooo after finishing meat and candy, what's next?

Tears and/or rage at the cruelty of the universe. Also, Hussie has said he's working on something.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


edit: not the god-tier of quote

Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Also, Hussie has said he's working on something.

I missed this. Where did he mention that?

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Bobulus posted:

I missed this. Where did he mention that?

poo poo, did I misremember this? I can't find anything by Googling, but it's kind of a shifting target to search.

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
There has been no announcement about an epilogue 1 act 2, but there has also been no "show's over folks go home" so we are in limbo

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
Mr huss' wild ride took us to the top of a loop and has suddenly stopped and its been a few hours and the lights are off and we are starting to suspect the ride operators have gone home

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Clawtopsy posted:

Mr huss' wild ride took us to the top of a loop and has suddenly stopped and its been a few hours and the lights are off and we are starting to suspect the ride operators have gone home

In other words we're right back to where we were when Homestuck ended the first time. Like, this is literally the exact same spot we got stuck at all those years ago...why didn't we jump when we had the chance? Why aren't we jumping now?

But yeah, to me personally the epilogues didn't feel like an ending. They felt more like the beginning of something interesting. However, there's no guarantee that's what they actually are though. Like, there's things that are missing and more questions that have been raised than answered and things that may or may not be clues hinting at stuff to come, but for all we know all that crap means jack poo poo as it so frequently has in the past.

The safest bet at this point is to wait a year until next April 13th, and if nothing else is released then yeah that really was the end shows over folks gently caress off.

Plom Bar
Jun 5, 2004

hardest time i ever done :(
The team at What Pumpkin has stated they're working on something that is not related to Hiveswap or the potential Hauntswitch.

That said, anyone holding their breath for a continuation of the epilogues ought to invest in some scuba gear. I personally don't think it's coming, and given that they were always described as being of "dubious canonicity", I think it's safe to say they just kind of exist in the same space as Paradox Space. Is it canon? Sure, if you want it to be.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Plom Bar posted:

The team at What Pumpkin has stated they're working on something that is not related to Hiveswap or the potential Hauntswitch.

That said, anyone holding their breath for a continuation of the epilogues ought to invest in some scuba gear. I personally don't think it's coming, and given that they were always described as being of "dubious canonicity", I think it's safe to say they just kind of exist in the same space as Paradox Space. Is it canon? Sure, if you want it to be.

You're almost certainly right, but I'm feeling dumb and lucky: wanna make a bet? If the epilogue has some sort of continuation by April 13, 2020 I win. If not, you win.

The loser must either prepare a meat and candy omelet, watch and review a movie referenced in Homestuck of the winners choice (I'm picking Little Monsters, I can tell you that right up front), or do some third ridiculous thing you come up with I dunno.

So, how about it? Do you agree to the terms of this wager in which you have very nothing to gain whatsoever and only dignity to lose!?

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Plom Bar posted:

The team at What Pumpkin has stated they're working on something that is not related to Hiveswap or the potential Hauntswitch.

That said, anyone holding their breath for a continuation of the epilogues ought to invest in some scuba gear. I personally don't think it's coming, and given that they were always described as being of "dubious canonicity", I think it's safe to say they just kind of exist in the same space as Paradox Space. Is it canon? Sure, if you want it to be.

I think the giant cliffhanger at the end of the Epilogues means something else is coming (or planned to be coming) at some time. That's as far as I'll go.

Also, I think I can make a case that Davepetasprite is Ultimate Dave. Not only do they go off and complete Dave's mission, but IIRC they seem to be moderately aware of other timelines. Terezi is already Ultimate Terezi.

Plom Bar
Jun 5, 2004

hardest time i ever done :(

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

You're almost certainly right, but I'm feeling dumb and lucky: wanna make a bet? If the epilogue has some sort of continuation by April 13, 2020 I win. If not, you win.

The loser must either prepare a meat and candy omelet, watch and review a movie referenced in Homestuck of the winners choice (I'm picking Little Monsters, I can tell you that right up front), or do some third ridiculous thing you come up with I dunno.

So, how about it? Do you agree to the terms of this wager in which you have very nothing to gain whatsoever and only dignity to lose!?

I'll make a meat and candy omelette for this thread why the hell not

You're on Omoly

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Plom Bar posted:

I'll make a meat and candy omelette for this thread why the hell not

You're on Omoly

Awesome! :toxx:

I'm actually kind of hoping I lose because the omelette I have in mind will be a monstrosity, also I've never made an omelette before so that should also add to the horror of the inevitable disaster I create!

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
it keeps happening......

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Can't remember if I posted this before, but this track:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw7kBGkEeHY

Reminds me a lot of this track:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSyaENS3_2s

Same energy.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Plom Bar posted:

The team at What Pumpkin has stated they're working on something that is not related to Hiveswap or the potential Hauntswitch.

If they start work on something that isnt Homestuck related that'd be interesting.

The Lobotomy Kid
Aug 27, 2011

and act like a nut.
Inside scoop is that Andrew Hussie is moving on and the rest of the epilogues will be written by James Ellroy.

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
hussie moved on long ago to be chuck tingle

Spellman
May 31, 2011

Moving onto bigger Homestucks

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Like, if I recall, Problem Sleuth also had an underwhelming ending. Not Homestuck-grade, but it still required an epilogue, and it was nice and wrapped up everything. I don’t know why Hussie doesn’t just move on to other things instead of limping Homestuck along with Not Epilogues and poorly managed video games. Is the money from For Fans By Unpaid Labor just that good even in 2019?

Spellman
May 31, 2011

Kickstarter promises, some attachment to honor, and "if we don't use this momentum for something, then what's the point?"

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/alonsomartin/heart-forth-alicia

I've been waiting on this one for a half a decade and I still believe

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Also at this point Andrew Hussie is The Homestuck Guy. It became such a big phenomenon that he's never going to be able to just make another story the way he's done in the past.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Pants Donkey posted:

Like, if I recall, Problem Sleuth also had an underwhelming ending. Not Homestuck-grade, but it still required an epilogue, and it was nice and wrapped up everything.

The problem sleuth epilogue was just part of the ending. It wasn't the same kind of thing at all.

Spellman
May 31, 2011

Tenebrais posted:

Also at this point Andrew Hussie is The Homestuck Guy. It became such a big phenomenon that he's never going to be able to just make another story the way he's done in the past.

Luckily he's never been inclined to make stories like he did in the past

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Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Plom Bar posted:

I'll make a meat and candy omelette for this thread why the hell not

You're on Omoly

Omelettes already often contain meat, so the challenge is coming up with a candy that'll be edible. It may be effective to go with a honey-based and/or gummy candy, or do something like put sprinkles on it.

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