Who do you wish to win the Democratic primaries? This poll is closed. |
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Joe Biden, the Inappropriate Toucher | 18 | 1.46% | |
Bernie Sanders, the Hand Flailer | 665 | 54.11% | |
Elizabeth Warren, the Plan Maker | 319 | 25.96% | |
Kamala Harris, the Cop Lord | 26 | 2.12% | |
Cory Booker, the Super Hero Wannabe | 5 | 0.41% | |
Julian Castro, the Twin | 5 | 0.41% | |
Kirsten Gillibrand, the Franken Killer | 5 | 0.41% | |
Pete Buttigieg, the Troop Sociopath | 17 | 1.38% | |
Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Fake Latino | 3 | 0.24% | |
Jay Inslee, the Climate Alarmist | 8 | 0.65% | |
Marianne Williamson, the Crystal Queen | 86 | 7.00% | |
Tulsi Gabbard, the Muslim Hater | 23 | 1.87% | |
Andrew Yang, the $1000 Fool | 32 | 2.60% | |
Eric Swalwell, the Insurance Wife Guy | 2 | 0.16% | |
Amy Klobuchar, the Comb Enthusiast | 1 | 0.08% | |
Bill de Blasio, the NYPD Most Hated | 4 | 0.33% | |
Tim Ryan, the Dope Face | 3 | 0.24% | |
John Hickenlooper, the Also Ran | 7 | 0.57% | |
Total: | 1229 votes |
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Debate livestream link: https://www.cnn.com/specials/live-video-0Main Paineframe posted:
--- The 2020 Democratic Primaries are an utter clowncar poo poo show. A number of candidates are running, and most of them are jokes. Here is a quick summary of what happened at the first two debates (which were necessary because the qualifications were so low that about 20 candidates qualified): Winners: Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren, Marianne Williamson (lmao) Improvement: Cory Booker, Julian Castro Held Steady: Bernie Sanders Owned: Robert Francis O'Rourke, Pete Buttigieg Murdered on Live Television: Joe Biden Irrelevant: everyone else https://twitter.com/GoogleTrends/status/1144084843115896832 https://twitter.com/GoogleTrends/status/1144444773173907456 quote:Summary of the candidates courtesy of Main Paineframe, to whom all complaints and hate mail should be directed Next debates are in late July, they will not have different qualifications as far as I know. This thread will now return to a 3 day probe minimum, behave you fucks. Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Aug 1, 2019 |
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I want there to be candidates stepping down next week.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 13:03 |
I voted for Booker but only because I bet someone like 5 years ago he'd become president and I want my $200
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 13:11 |
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lmao Harris already walked back her support for abolishing private insurance again
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 13:14 |
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Looks like the biggest disconnect between goon reaction and outsider reaction to the debates is Booty Judge.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 13:15 |
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I'm just here to revel in Joe Biden's continued self-destruction.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 13:16 |
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Lycus posted:Looks like the biggest disconnect between goon reaction and outsider reaction to the debates is Booty Judge. I refuse to believe that Chucky doll looking weirdo is going to win this primary
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 13:18 |
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Raskolnikov38 posted:lmao Harris already walked back her support for abolishing private insurance again
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 13:20 |
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Raskolnikov38 posted:lmao Harris already walked back her support for abolishing private insurance again I'm shocked. Stunned. One thing that was cool about this debate was the ongoing confirmation that a lot of the centrists running present a material danger to the Potato Salad fucked around with this message at 13:25 on Jun 28, 2019 |
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Raskolnikov38 posted:lmao Harris already walked back her support for abolishing private insurance again Harris is really good at faking sincerity. And once you can do that, . . .
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 13:22 |
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Lycus posted:Looks like the biggest disconnect between goon reaction and outsider reaction to the debates is Booty Judge. I’ve seen a tepid reception everywhere else too.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 13:23 |
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When should we expect the first post-debate polls?
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 13:23 |
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my centrist friend went from saying i was a shithead for suggesting warren wasnt left wing to saying that harris delivered a knockout blow while convicning him that she in fact was the most presidential from what i saw it wasnt anything resembling a significant swipe against biden
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 13:24 |
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Lycus posted:Looks like the biggest disconnect between goon reaction and outsider reaction to the debates is Booty Judge. It's because Fox News and CNN are full on covering the guy like he's a front runner and a top contender, and I'm just sitting here going "him, really?!"
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 13:26 |
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Grouchio posted:I want there to be candidates stepping down next week. I want Joe Biden to be scraped across the pavement for another 3 months before he steps out. I need another Jeb!
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 13:27 |
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Gripweed posted:When should we expect the first post-debate polls? A week? https://twitter.com/Schnorkles/status/1143729050499739649?s=19
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 13:29 |
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Gripweed posted:When should we expect the first post-debate polls? 538 and Morning Consult should have something out this evening
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 13:38 |
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Despite having never given any money to a candidate before this cycle, today is payday, and I kinda wanna give to Marianne Williamson. I just want to see how far we can take this.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 13:40 |
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Democrazy posted:Despite having never given any money to a candidate before this cycle, today is payday, and I kinda wanna give to Marianne Williamson. Please don't make Dianne from Cheers and Frasier the Meme Magic President in 2020 Thank you
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 13:41 |
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Oh, bernie. :/
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 13:41 |
TulliusCicero posted:Please don't make Dianne from Cheers and Frasier the Meme Magic President in 2020 Also Cheers and Frasier are on Netflix start with Cheers and you'll realize why electing Diane is a bad idea tia
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 13:42 |
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TulliusCicero posted:Please don't make Dianne from Cheers and Frasier the Meme Magic President in 2020 I know that’s the logical thing to do, but like, what if she made that call to the Prime Minister of New Zealand?
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 13:44 |
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Democrazy posted:Despite having never given any money to a candidate before this cycle, today is payday, and I kinda wanna give to Marianne Williamson. The second debate is going to have fewer people on stage at a time, so that means they'll all get more time to talk. I really want to see a debate where Marianne gets more time to talk and the moderators give the other candidates follow up questions based on what she said
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 13:45 |
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I've been thinking about it since last night, and I'm having trouble coming up a more thorough political suicide than Biden's. I mean, we haven't seen any polls yet but every other campaign crippling gaff I can call to mind: Dukakis playing toy soldiers, the Dean Scream, Clinton daring to show emotion, "Please Clap," even Mr. Burns spitting out that drat fish. They all seem like peanuts compared Harris' skewering of Biden. If that performance doesn't at least seriously dent his lead then I don't even know what to say except maybe burn the whole motherfucker down. Skippy McPants fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Jun 28, 2019 |
# ? Jun 28, 2019 13:59 |
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gotta give props to harris for the knifing but she's gotta be the most dishonest of the front runners. you knew what they are asking. you know what you were doing when you said you weren't going to aipac and then hosted them at your office.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 14:00 |
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My serious analysis is that a secret winner of this debate might be Bernie Sanders. While he didn’t do anything spectacular in the debate, he didn’t do anything too bad, and debates were never going to be his strong suit, anyway. He also is likely to benefit from Biden’s meltdown, as there has been some polling showing an overlap between Biden and Bernie’s support.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 14:01 |
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Raskolnikov38 posted:lmao Harris already walked back her support for abolishing private insurance again I’m 100% in favor of Canada style healthcare for all America, but isn’t it a moot point in America unless the Democrats have 60 senators?
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 14:05 |
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the democrats could and should invoke the nuclear option (which would require only a majority to pass legislation) if they get unitary control.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 14:08 |
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Hyrax Attack! posted:I’m 100% in favor of Canada style healthcare for all America, but isn’t it a moot point in America unless the Democrats have 60 senators? It's even more of a moot point if there are no Democrats fighting for it, or if Democrats are fighting against it.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 14:08 |
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Democrazy posted:My serious analysis is that a secret winner of this debate might be Bernie Sanders. While he didn’t do anything spectacular in the debate, he didn’t do anything too bad, and debates were never going to be his strong suit, anyway. He also is likely to benefit from Biden’s meltdown, as there has been some polling showing an overlap between Biden and Bernie’s support. Basically at this point, I'll take any event that fucks Biden over and prevents anyone but Bernie or Warren from winning. One, the other or both.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 14:09 |
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Marianne would make a better president than the lifeless limp lanyard liberals on stage . Only Bernie would be better. Name one other person up there besides Bernie on her level . You can’t .
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 14:14 |
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Substitute the second debates for a Thunderdome/Hunger Games style gladiatorial combat, IMO. Anyone left after that can go on to the third debates. Wanna see Bernie raise hell about millionaires and billionaires while chasing Hickenlooper with a nerf bat Quorum fucked around with this message at 14:20 on Jun 28, 2019 |
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Hyrax Attack! posted:I’m 100% in favor of Canada style healthcare for all America, but isn’t it a moot point in America unless the Democrats have 60 senators? Filibuster can be nuked with 51 votes, that's why Gorsuch and Kavanaugh are on the Supreme Court
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 14:18 |
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Are there any videos/memes of Harris killing Biden live onstage?
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 14:20 |
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I expect if Harris is the nominee that she will shift to the right more than a lot of other candidates might
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 14:25 |
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Punk da Bundo posted:Marianne would make a better president than the lifeless limp lanyard liberals on stage . Only Bernie would be better. Name one other person up there besides Bernie on her level . You can’t . Warren's eager hand raising Hermione energy is pretty great, I dunno
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 14:27 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:I expect if Harris is the nominee that she will shift to the right more than a lot of other candidates might no question.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 14:27 |
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https://twitter.com/BoxrecGrey/status/1144495391221485568
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 14:27 |
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This owns so hard
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 14:29 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:I expect if Harris is the nominee that she will shift to the right more than a lot of other candidates might
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