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kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

RazzleDazzleHour posted:

Yeah this was during the period where basically every single Visual Novel was being rejected in the like...month-long period before Valve made the decision to open the floodgates.

I'm pretty sure it wasn't, considering that was May last year and Expression Amrilato's ban only came to light two weeks ago

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Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Voyager I posted:

I will admit I was wrong, but can you really blame a person for not giving this a proper investigation?


Well... Yeah. There's plenty of garbage out there. This one is pretty clearly benign, even from a cursory glance.

kirbysuperstar posted:

I'm pretty sure it wasn't, considering that was May last year and Expression Amrilato's ban only came to light two weeks ago

Yeah, Steam tried to claim this game had underage sexual content when they blocked it earlier this month. It's basically a poster child for how completely broken their content control is, as it's pretty clear they didn't actually check if the game has sexual content at ALL, which it doesn't.

Rotten Red Rod fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Jun 24, 2019

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Voyager I posted:

I will admit I was wrong, but can you really blame a person for not giving this a proper investigation?

EDIT: in the 'terrible steam games' thread no less

You should buy it, and come tell us how pervy it is.

In Esparanto.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I'm not gonna lie: I would buy an Esperanto porn game just to learn smutty Esperanto slang, because you know that poo poo is goofy as hell.

RazzleDazzleHour
Mar 31, 2016

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Yeah, Steam tried to claim this game had underage sexual content when they blocked it earlier this month. It's basically a poster child for how completely broken their content control is, as it's pretty clear they didn't actually check if the game has sexual content at ALL, which it doesn't.

Oh, I didn't even know they did bans on games anymore unless someone raises enough public outcry to get something done, doubly so considering the number of games on Steam that still have 18+ patches that re-insert all the porn. Makes me wonder if someone was trying to be a weird tipster or something

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

RazzleDazzleHour posted:

Oh, I didn't even know they did bans on games anymore unless someone raises enough public outcry to get something done, doubly so considering the number of games on Steam that still have 18+ patches that re-insert all the porn. Makes me wonder if someone was trying to be a weird tipster or something

They don't, that's why it was really weird. There's games on steam now with straight-up hardcore porn in the preview screenshots.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

I mean there's two naughty maid games where there's literally dick in the thumbnails.

And tits.

RazzleDazzleHour
Mar 31, 2016

An insane mind posted:

I mean there's two naughty maid games where there's literally dick in the thumbnails.

And tits.

Oh yeah I forgot about SUPER Naughty Maid 64.

...kinda makes the visual novel crackdown seem weirdly targeted

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008
The Esperanto community will soon regret recruiting anime loving gamers.

RazzleDazzleHour
Mar 31, 2016

ponzicar posted:

The Esperanto community will soon regret recruiting anime loving gamers.

Gamers, leviĝu

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

An insane mind posted:

I mean there's two naughty maid games where there's literally dick in the thumbnails.

And tits.

Dick you say......

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
Ever made a penis so large and so hard you can suck it without bending over?

Do you want to?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1083920/Sexual_nudity/

:nws: as hell. nudity in thumbnails

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Bleh, it's pretty much the same as Boobs Em Up but the user screenshots section isn't nearly as fun:









Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Kammat posted:

Ever made a penis so large and so hard you can suck it without bending over?

Do you want to?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1083920/Sexual_nudity/

:nws: as hell. nudity in thumbnails

These models look like they came from ES:Oblivion

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
I tried the penis option. It's not attached to the rest of the model. You crouch and become a peniscorn.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Wamdoodle posted:

These models look like they came from ES:Oblivion

Excuse you, Oblivion porn modders have standards. :colbert:

Also, obligatory :nws: :nws:

e: I actually wanted to post a different flying Skyrim penis, where the dude is helicocktering high into the sky, leg-sized willy flopping like a dying sea cucumber. But this one was the only result for "flying skyrim penis gif" and I may have been badly remembering this one anyway.

Dareon fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Jun 25, 2019

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Is the steam sale supposed to be today?

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
Wow. He's huge.

Here's a different set of balls: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1103320/Snow_Arena/

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

Dareon posted:

The Elder Scrotes

This just makes me wonder if there's a mod that makes it so that every character and monster gets a physics-y phallus. It sounds hilarious.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Wamdoodle posted:

These models look like they came from ES:Oblivion

I think they look more like Saints Row models, especially the really hosed-up ones with the crazy body and face sliders. Also all the tacky clothes and tats.

Sexual Nudity is a stealth Saints Row game. The wait is over, guys!

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

Jamfrost posted:

Wow. He's huge.

That means he has huge nuts!

RIP AND TEAR

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Jippa posted:

Is the steam sale supposed to be today?

Yeah, 10 AM PST. Should be great discounts on a lot of crap that you'd have to be crazy to buy and even crazier to play.

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

ultrafilter posted:

Yeah, 10 AM PST. Should be great discounts on a lot of crap that you'd have to be crazy to buy and even crazier to play.

:getin:

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
Anime tiddy puzzle games going for $0.50 :toot:

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Radio Paranoia posted:

Anime tiddy puzzle games going for $0.50 :toot:

Thread title delivers!

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Radio Paranoia posted:

Anime tiddy puzzle games going for $0.50 :toot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNJ1RHUnX9s

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

HOLY poo poo! Unreal Tournament Sound

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Radio Paranoia posted:

Anime tiddy puzzle games going for $0.50 :toot:

you're going to need to be way, way, way, way more specific.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

This just makes me wonder if there's a mod that makes it so that every character and monster gets a physics-y phallus. It sounds hilarious.

I see you don't know about the acclaimed mod, Schlongs of Skyrim, and its various monster add-ons.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Radio Paranoia posted:

Anime tiddy puzzle games going for $0.50 :toot:

Well do go on and give us some recommendations, you seem to be the expert here. :allears:

Sundae
Dec 1, 2005

Discendo Vox posted:

you're going to need to be way, way, way, way more specific.

It's the one with the blue-haired girl who is 25 going on 14. :v:

Elephant Parade
Jan 20, 2018

Sundae posted:

It's the one with the blue-haired girl who is 25 going on 14. :v:

Discendo Vox posted:

you're going to need to be way, way, way, way more specific.

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
Snake: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1037470/Jormungandr/

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Snake?!

Deadguy2322
Dec 16, 2017

Greatness Awaits

Snake?!


SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

This actually looks quite clever.

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
Don't know why they have the Smite character trailer under reviews. It's strange.
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And then there's this thing: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1092830/Coffee_Runner_Black_and_Mocha/

RazzleDazzleHour
Mar 31, 2016


I have no idea how to interpret this. It's like...on the cusp of being one of those self-aware games but in a good way, but then at the same time has tons of things in the trailer that just look unintentionally bad. Have we hit the point where meta-commentary games have hit such a mainstream that people are even trying to make lovely unity clones?

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

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StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
Can't miss Soul Triad day if you wanna wield dual claymores and broadswords.

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