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Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

Random Stranger posted:

The Leader is such a nerd.

I don't get it. Context?

# ? Jun 28, 2019 07:57

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# ? May 14, 2024 00:02

frodnonnag: Aug 13, 2007

Coolguye posted:

I don't get it. Context?

Settlers of catan.

# ? Jun 28, 2019 08:02

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

I'll offer you a better deal. Wood for shee-STOP SNIGGERING.

cant believe they're playing the baby 7 tile version though

# ? Jun 28, 2019 08:48

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Synthbuttrange posted:

I'll offer you a better deal. Wood for shee-STOP SNIGGERING.

cant believe they're playing the baby 7 tile version though

Look how big the "tiles" are. Each one is an entire catan playboard. They are playing 7 simultaneous games.

# ? Jun 28, 2019 14:40

The Question IRL: Jun 8, 2013; Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

I don't know which issue that is from.

But I do remember an issue of Thunderbolts (possibly the same run) where the Leader kidnaps an author to write his Biography for him.

In it he talks about all the epic games of Settlers of Catan that he played with the other Intelligentsia members. But says that the Biographer should write down that they played chess instead. As that is more understood and respected by the masses.

And nothing says (the bad kind of) "gamer nerd" than self loathing over your own hobby.

# ? Jun 28, 2019 15:28

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

That's dumb because Catan is one of the best selling games on the planet.

# ? Jun 28, 2019 15:35

The Question IRL: Jun 8, 2013; Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Rhyno posted:

That's dumb because Catan is one of the best selling games on the planet.

This is true.
But I would bet you if you asked 10 people on the street what Settlers of Catan was, nine out of ten would have never heard of it (or think it's a book about 17th century colonialists.)

Where as everyone knows what chess is and associate playing it with being smart.

# ? Jun 28, 2019 15:39

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

I think you'd be surprised. It was the number one selling game at Target and Walmart during multiple Christmas seasons. Hell I've seen it for sale at multiple grocery chains.

# ? Jun 28, 2019 15:41

site: Apr 6, 2007; Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Heard the name but no idea what it is

# ? Jun 28, 2019 16:16

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

The Green Mask #2 (1940)

Superboy #6 (1950)

Spidey Super Stories #3 (1974)

Marvel Super-Heroes #8 (1992)

Lobo/The Mask #1 (1996)

Hitman #43 (1999)

Astonishing Tales #1 (2009)

Airboy #4 (2015)

# ? Jun 28, 2019 16:19

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Darthemed posted:

Marvel Super-Heroes #8 (1992)

The start of a beautiful friendship.

# ? Jun 28, 2019 17:16

Myok: Apr 8, 2005; Technology on the brain.; Pillbug

site posted:

Heard the name but no idea what it is

It's a favorite among the forces of evil:

# ? Jun 28, 2019 21:14

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Darthemed posted:

Spidey Super Stories #3 (1974)

This is like the purest distillation of Spider-Man

quote:

Marvel Super-Heroes #8 (1992)

I never knew back when everyone complained about Squirrel Girl's art* they were just mad that Henderson just forgot SG's super bottom tooth!

*_{please do not take this as an invitation to complain about Erica Henderson's art}

Anyway here's a panel from War of the Realms Strikeforce - The War Avengers #1. In the process of fighting fire goblins by attempting to drown them in the ocean, Deadpool ends up in Atlantis.

Nice

, Narmor.

# ? Jun 28, 2019 23:24

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

I'm so glad that every writer just leans further and further into Namor being the biggest dick.

# ? Jun 29, 2019 08:14

Cleretic: Feb 3, 2010; Can't post for 3 days!

Rhyno posted:

I'm so glad that every writer just leans further and further into Namor being the biggest dick.

I've decided I want the next MCU movie to be Namor, and I want it to mostly be about Namor being an rear end in a top hat to everyone.

I recognize it'd be hard to make a Namor movie different from Aquaman, and I'd like to suggest that we do so by not having any underwater scenes, or action scenes. It's just two hours of Namor being condescending and rude to humans.

# ? Jun 29, 2019 09:48

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Cleretic posted:

I've decided I want the next MCU movie to be Namor, and I want it to mostly be about Namor being an rear end in a top hat to everyone.

I recognize it'd be hard to make a Namor movie different from Aquaman, and I'd like to suggest that we do so by not having any underwater scenes, or action scenes. It's just two hours of Namor being condescending and rude to humans.

Post credit scene is a reveal that Namor being a dick is based entirely on him not getting the bagels he wanted.

# ? Jun 29, 2019 09:50

Vincent: Nov 25, 2005

Darthemed posted:

Airboy #4 (2015)

Airboy was really just him jerking off while going "woe is me", wasn't it?
You'd think the introductions to the Starman Omnibus would've been enough.

# ? Jun 29, 2019 09:53

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Why restrict it just to Namor being rude to humans? Why not expand the scope to include other things like dogs, or even barrels?

# ? Jun 29, 2019 10:07

Yvonmukluk: Oct 10, 2012; Everything is Sinister

Ghostlight posted:

Why restrict it just to Namor being rude to humans? Why not expand the scope to include other things like dogs, or even barrels?

Ridiculous!

# ? Jun 29, 2019 10:35

Electric_Mud: May 31, 2011; >10 THRUST "ROBO_COX"
>20 GOTO 10

Ghostlight posted:

Why restrict it just to Namor being rude to humans? Why not expand the scope to include other things like dogs, or even barrels?

Him being rude to dogs is how you establish that he's the bad guy.

FAKE EDIT: Wait no, it's a Secret Lives of Pets movie but with Marvel animals and Namor's the bad guy.

# ? Jun 29, 2019 13:05

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Vincent posted:

Airboy was really just him jerking off while going "woe is me", wasn't it?
You'd think the introductions to the Starman Omnibus would've been enough.

To a degree, but it�s also him (or his character) coming to terms with how unhealthy and pathetic that behavior is.

# ? Jun 29, 2019 22:48

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Teenage Fansub posted:

Dial H #4.
Just cropping out the newspaper comic transformation cause it's over too many full pages, but the other two have amazing spot-on pastiches too.

This is incredible :allears:

# ? Jun 30, 2019 10:34

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

war scrolls #3. Art by Simone D'Armini so that's one more artist I have to check out.

# ? Jun 30, 2019 11:26

The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

Why is hobo Adam Jensen wearing swords on his back?

# ? Jun 30, 2019 12:35

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

thats blade

# ? Jun 30, 2019 12:55

Tevery Best: Oct 11, 2013; Hewlo Furriend

The Lone Badger posted:

Why is hobo Adam Jensen wearing swords on his back?

His paddle got stolen.

# ? Jun 30, 2019 13:07

Mikl: Nov 8, 2009; Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Synthbuttrange posted:

thats blade

Alright if you want to nitpick, then fine. Why is hobo Adam Jensen wearing blades on his back?

# ? Jun 30, 2019 13:13

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

why is franks face melting? When did MARVEL start hiring blind people to draw?

# ? Jun 30, 2019 15:20

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Mikl posted:

Alright if you want to nitpick, then fine. Why is hobo Adam Jensen wearing blades on his back?

How else do you expect him to sigh and unsheath his katana if he's not carrying them?

# ? Jun 30, 2019 15:24

The Question IRL: Jun 8, 2013; Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Mikl posted:

Alright if you want to nitpick, then fine. Why is hobo Adam Jensen wearing blades on his back?

Since he got laid off, Adam Jensen had to sell his arm blades augments. Eventually all the money ran out and he ended up homeless. And now needs to carry his swords around like a pleb.

His fall in circumstance is tragic. He didn't ask for this.

# ? Jun 30, 2019 22:33

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Hey remember that time when the Fantastic Four went to heaven and met God and it was Jack Kirby? Frank Castle remembers it differently

Cosmic Ghost Rider Destroys Marvel History 1

# ? Jul 1, 2019 00:28

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

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CLUTCH  NIXON
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The Hero We Need

(From the classic The Sensational Spider-Man v1 #20, part 2 of Return of the Living Pharaoh)

# ? Jul 1, 2019 06:20

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

I like Simone's art. It's incredibly dynamic and stylized.

# ? Jul 1, 2019 07:46

How Wonderful!: Jul 18, 2006; I only have excellent ideas

Vincent posted:

Airboy was really just him jerking off while going "woe is me", wasn't it?
You'd think the introductions to the Starman Omnibus would've been enough.

Well to be fair he takes a break from the naval-gazing to indulge in grotesque transmisogyny.

I do not like Airboy.

# ? Jul 1, 2019 12:02

New Leaf: Jul 24, 2013; Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?

TwoPair posted:

I never knew back when everyone complained about Squirrel Girl's art* they were just mad that Henderson just forgot SG's super bottom tooth!

*_{please do not take this as an invitation to complain about Erica Henderson's art}

Not a complaint about her art, more of a complaint about Marvel art in general. I feel like the standalone book should set the standard for what the character looks like, but whenever Squirrel Girl shows up in other works she looks completely different - different variation of her outfit, longer hair when it's shown to be quite short these days, generic "female superhero" body when she's generally not meant to be built like that.. Consistency is not their strong suit with her.. You'd think they'd have some sort of better style bible.

# ? Jul 1, 2019 16:56

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

New Leaf posted:

Not a complaint about her art, more of a complaint about Marvel art in general. I feel like the standalone book should set the standard for what the character looks like, but whenever Squirrel Girl shows up in other works she looks completely different - different variation of her outfit, longer hair when it's shown to be quite short these days, generic "female superhero" body when she's generally not meant to be built like that.. Consistency is not their strong suit with her.. You'd think they'd have some sort of better style bible.

They do the same thing a lot with Gwenpool. She's supposed to be a smaller teen girl and she'll show up elsewhere looking like Wonder Woman.

# ? Jul 1, 2019 17:09

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

# ? Jul 1, 2019 18:50

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.