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Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Egbert Souse posted:

You've a face... Like an arse!

e: Preacher snipe :hellyeah:

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Homocow: Apr 24, 2007; Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!; Pillbug

RabbitWizard posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSPJa_-BurI&t=91s

gently caress

after all these years I can still find new things that make my skin crawl

jesus christ

# ? Jul 1, 2019 09:14

kcroy: May 30, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo

Cowpocalypse posted:

gently caress

after all these years I can still find new things that make my skin crawl

jesus christ

when I saw these a few years ago I freaked the gently caress out. Was like those isis beheadings. One night I Spent hours just going through the youtube videos and watched them all, and now I'm good and numb to it. Thanks internet! Now I just think about how good it would feel to have that itchy feel, and some nice vet comes and squeezes them all out! It would be AWESOME!

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Kaiju Cage Match: Nov 5, 2012

The Little Death posted:

"Karen, I'm trying to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting Krabs"

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JcDent: May 13, 2013; Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

OMFG FURRY posted:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Well, it's oddly satisfying to watch them be popped out, but I now have a pain in my entire body and I feel nauseous

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Moon Slayer: Jun 19, 2007

cormorant posted:

I don't get this.

Have you watched Chernobyl? If not, then you won't.

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LawfulWaffle: Mar 11, 2014; Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Mr. Fix It posted:

"Yeah, I shared some pretty radical world views in my day, tried to make people break down the barriers around them so they could stop worrying so much about doing the right thing to get into heaven, just make the whole thing more streamlined you know? Anyway they killed me for my trouble and some of my followers kept the spirit of what I was doing alive so yeah. I guess that's how I saved the world. In a broad, theological sense. There wasn't a pressing threat where the world was going to end, per se. And bad things still happen, I'm just the son of God after all, so sorry for some of your parents. Oh, and I could only save one planet and it was this one. I'll be honest I didn't even know about Krypton, dad never mentioned it. Anyway, people are good now, right?"

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I'm spider man looking up jesus's dress

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redm: Feb 20, 2016; Sugartime Jones

I'm late 80s iron man.

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Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

I'm the lovingly polished I-beam floating in a black void

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CBD Corndog: Jun 21, 2009

Today's most powerful curse comes to us from KFC:

https://twitter.com/kfc/status/1144281930545807360

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bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

lol they frame it in front of a glass of piss

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Wilkins Micawber: Jan 27, 2005; as we leave this existence
looking for another; Fallen Rib

Brother, that's Mtn Dew Sweet Lightning, piss-stained and peach-ringed cousin of Yum's more standard 'Dews. A delightful and heady brew, to be sure. What, do you lack all culture? Have never heard of Flavor? Know your history, Kid, before you try to run with the Big Dogs. Heh. :cheers:

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Null of Undefined: Aug 4, 2010; I have used 41 of 300 characters allowed.

bring back old gbs posted:

lol they frame it in front of a glass of piss

You uneducated swine it's like you didn't even read the press release??!!

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Slowflake: Aug 18, 2010

Looking forward to the latest episode of Munch Squad

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spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

RabbitWizard posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSPJa_-BurI&t=91s

I bet that dog is so happy to have that crap out of him.

I'm kinda let down they just threw those grubs in a bowl instead of a giant furnace.

# ? Jul 1, 2019 17:58

Molentik: Apr 30, 2013

spacetoaster posted:

I bet that dog is so happy to have that crap out of him.

I'm kinda let down they just threw those grubs in a bowl instead of a giant furnace.

Yes, they do that so they can fry them later as a crunchy post-popping snack!

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spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

Molentik posted:

Yes, they do that so they can fry them later as a crunchy post-popping snack!

I figured they'd just mush them up, with some milk, into a pudding.

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SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Collapsing Farts posted:

white trash is extremely America

No other country has as much white trash as America, except for maybe Russia

Our population may be smaller, but rural Canada is still on your level.

# ? Jul 1, 2019 18:35

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

spacetoaster posted:

I figured they'd just mush them up, with some milk, into a pudding.

Had some rice pudding the other day and can imagine it having that texture.

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Beelzebufo: Mar 5, 2015; Frog puns are toadally awesome

Molentik posted:

Yes, they do that so they can fry them later as a crunchy post-popping snack!

Delicious dog nuggets

Gonna go back to an earlier post of mine

The Little Death posted:

Listen I can only read so much stupid bullshit on this website. Sometimes I skip some posts.

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DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

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Pound_Coin: Feb 5, 2004; �

that's hosed up

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The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Black is white
Up is down
and
Short is Long

And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter

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uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

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i own every Bionicle: Oct 23, 2005; cstm ttle? kthxbye

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Feline Mind Meld: Jun 14, 2007; I'm pretty creeped out

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Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

https://twitter.com/dalykyle/status/1145361906640785409?s=19

gently caress man. The curse is too real.

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Collapsing Farts: Jun 29, 2018; ð

I dont get it

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Mokbek: Dec 19, 2014; Call Me The Shocker

Collapsing Farts posted:

I dont get it

I guess their ex took everything except for a monitor and a laptop ?

# ? Jul 1, 2019 22:53

OMFG FURRY: Jul 10, 2006; [snarky comment]

"its your stupid video games or its me!"

# ? Jul 1, 2019 23:00

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

uber_stoat posted:

Pretty rad this guy made it into his 70's with a crack lifestyle actually. Also who the gently caress just lets people take a poo poo load of photos of them doing hard drugs like this, camera's in the 90's were not subtle either.

# ? Jul 1, 2019 23:01

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

Maybe people smoking crack in crackhouses just don't make the best choices.

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Chairman Mao: Apr 24, 2004; The Chinese Communist Party is the core of leadership of the whole Chinese people. Without this core, the cause of socialism cannot be victorious.

LifeSunDeath posted:

Pretty rad this guy made it into his 70's with a crack lifestyle actually. Also who the gently caress just lets people take a poo poo load of photos of them doing hard drugs like this, camera's in the 90's were not subtle either.

It's because he was a classically trained theatre actor whose greatest success in life was playing second fiddle to a puppet with a big wrinkly dick for a nose, so he stopped giving a poo poo about anything except smoking crack and loving butts a long time ago.

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Rivethead: Feb 22, 2008

uber_stoat posted:

Is it possible to smoke crack from a beer can?

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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

uber_stoat posted:

He was gay, huh? Gives his aversion to pussy eating on Alf much more emotional depth.

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emptyspace: Oct 21, 2008

Rivethead posted:

Is it possible to smoke crack from a beer can?

The ingenuity of crackheads knows no bounds. If we could harness that towards something useful, instead of running scams or finding ways to get high, we'd have free electricity and the cure for cancer by now.

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