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Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

DACK FAYDEN posted:

a lot less than expected

don't forget to add "robbed too" to your gofundme after you get your stitches

That's the one thing I don't agree with. The dude did say they stole his go pro right off the bat in the video. Now if you can please point me in the same direction to get roughed up and a $150 camera stolen converted into a $160K gofundme please do so.


Also I was thinking about Ian Miles Cheong today and looked him up. I thought he was just a nazi stan but the dude seems to be full nazi now, am I wrong?

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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
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If someone is filming you with the intent of selling you out to Nazis so they can plan to violently attack you, theres an argument to be made to stop that from happening.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Data Graham posted:

I don't understand this country, where people can hold reprehensible political opinions even though they are of [race/sexual orientation/stature]

I asked in another thread why Andy Ngo would be alt right given him being gay and Asian and this was posted...

https://mobile.twitter.com/C0INCELPR0/status/1145470460630622210

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

seiferguy posted:

I asked in another thread why Andy Ngo would be alt right given him being gay and Asian and this was posted...

the main qualification for being alt right, as far as i can tell, is being real angry about other people demanding equality and then getting wrapped up in super bullshit online "you're mad" level discourse

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Croatoan posted:

That's the one thing I don't agree with. The dude did say they stole his go pro right off the bat in the video. Now if you can please point me in the same direction to get roughed up and a $150 camera stolen converted into a $160K gofundme please do so.


Also I was thinking about Ian Miles Cheong today and looked him up. I thought he was just a nazi stan but the dude seems to be full nazi now, am I wrong?

Yeah he went full unironic “gas the jews” in a chatroom.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE
He went right back to trying to doxx people. These aren't even the people that hit him.
https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1145817170523242496

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Pastry of the Year posted:

ben shapiro is more of a nanonazi
:perfect:

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Wanna see the following videos:

1. the one between Ngo being live and walking alongside the parade, to the one where he's in the middle of everything. Was he dragged in, or did he go in to provoke poo poo?
2. the one of him lying down following the 'beating', just because I'm sure that one is funny as gently caress.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
It would be good and nice and normal if everyone could agree that violence is not the answer, even violence against our most despicable people, but we're really living on the tail end of that reality. America, in case you haven't been obsessed with our garbage nation, is now a fascist police state with police raids that seperate children as young as 1 from their parents and put them in sun-baked cages for months. Those kids can look forward to sickness, abuse and death while holding on to a shred of hope that someone somewhere will reunite them with their parents. These kids, the ones who make it, will never be the same. We're a fascist nation with a government news network that covers television, print media, websites, and radio, dedicated to extolling the republican party line about how smart and good our leader is, and how evil and devious the democrats are. We are gearing up for a giant, right-wing military parade - not unlike Stalin or Hitler's demonstrations - which will supercede our yearly celebration of our independence from Britain. Supporters of the president and his party regularly kill people, incidentally through the ownership of firearms (not a partisan issue, but heavily weighted) or actively through driving cars into crowds. Or actively through shooting up a school or building. Or while being employed as a police officer. You may think that we can fix this through our legislature but the highest court in the land just ruled that it's perfectly fine for a political party in power to redistrict their state to ensure that only their votes are heard. And when that doesn't work, Republicans have discovered that they can just not show up to work and they can prevent the will of the people from being enacted without any punishment.

That's just a slice. I don't have time to consolidate ever example of how hosed we are, or how efforts to unfuck ourselves have been neutered. Americans who think we shouldn't put kids in cages, or shoot people, or start a fourth war, or turn a 4th of July celebration into a military parade, or glorify murderous authority figures, or tell women that they have no right to choose what happens to her body, those Americans have been made The Enemy. Those people are playing a game of poker that started rigged and the dealer has only been more blatant about cheating every decade for a century. We are a nation where the Christians think we should starve the hungry and who think that the downtrodden are only there because they haven't pulled themselves up by their bootstraps hard enough.

So do not cry for the fascist journalist who helped usher in this dark age. Do not pity the neo-nazi youth with their polo tops and Richard Spencer haircut, dripping with milkshake. Do not feel sorry for the alt-right MGTOW champion nursing a bloodied nose. Those salad years are far behind us, and any softness today is willful ignorance and simple naiveté. We are reaping what has been sown, and it is a bitter harvest.

https://twitter.com/Tennessee_Pete/status/1146028991121375232

LawfulWaffle has a new favorite as of 16:28 on Jul 2, 2019

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

LawfulWaffle posted:

It would be good and nice and normal if everyone could agree that violence is not the answer, even violence against our most despicable people, but we're really living on the tail end of that reality. America, in case you haven't been obsessed with our garbage nation, is now a fascist police state with police raids that seperate children as young as 1 from their parents and put them in sun-baked cages for months. Those kids can look forward to sickness, abuse and death while holding on to a shred of hope that someone somewhere will reunite them with their parents. These kids, the ones who make it, will never be the same. We're a fascist nation with a government news network that covers television, print media, websites, and radio, dedicated to extolling the republican party line about how smart and good our leader is, and how evil and devious the democrats are. We are gearing up for a giant, right-wing military parade - not unlike Stalin or Hitler's demonstrations - which will supercede our yearly celebration of our independence from Britain. Supporters of the president and his party regularly kill people, incidentally through the ownership of firearms (not a partisan issue, but heavily weighted) or actively through driving cars into crowds. Or actively through shooting up a school or building. Or while being employed as a police officer. You may think that we can fix this through our legislature but the highest court in the land just ruled that it's perfectly fine for a political party in power to redistrict their state to ensure that only their votes are heard. And when that doesn't work, Republicans have discovered that they can just not show up to work and they can prevent the will of the people from being enacted without any punishment.

That's just a slice. I don't have time to consolidate ever example of how hosed we are, or how efforts to unfuck ourselves have been neutered. Americans who think we shouldn't put kids in cages, or shoot people, or start a fourth war, or turn a 4th of July celebration into a military parade, or glorify murderous authority figures, or tell women that they have no right to choose what happens to her body, those Americans have been made The Enemy. Those people are playing a game of poker that started rigged and the dealer has only been more blatant about cheating every decade for a century. We are a nation where the Christians think we should starve the hungry and who think that the downtrodden are only there because they haven't pulled themselves up by their bootstraps hard enough.

So do not cry for the fascist journalist who helped usher in this dark age. Do not pity the neo-nazi youth with their polo tops and Richard Spencer haircut, dripping with milkshake. Do not feel sorry for the alt-right MGTOW champion nursing a bloodied nose. Those salad years are far behind us, and any softness today is willful ignorance and simple naiveté. We are reaping what has been sown, and it is a bitter harvest.

https://twitter.com/Tennessee_Pete/status/1146028991121375232

it's called a magazine

Yellow Ant
Feb 28, 2016
https://twitter.com/captain_cunto/status/1145562896497303552

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

hawowanlawow posted:

it's called a magazine

The only magazine we allow round here is Teen Vogue

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Picnic Princess posted:

There's also black Republicans. And anti-feminist women. And right wing transwomen.

Identity doesn't stop everyone from being an rear end in a top hat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkibw-9GrSg


I’ve heard of shotgun weddings, but never of armed response unit weddings!

Mierenneuker has a new favorite as of 17:04 on Jul 2, 2019

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



LawfulWaffle posted:

It would be good and nice and normal if everyone could agree that violence is not the answer, even violence against our most despicable people, but we're really living on the tail end of that reality. America, in case you haven't been obsessed with our garbage nation, is now a fascist police state with police raids that seperate children as young as 1 from their parents and put them in sun-baked cages for months. Those kids can look forward to sickness, abuse and death while holding on to a shred of hope that someone somewhere will reunite them with their parents. These kids, the ones who make it, will never be the same. We're a fascist nation with a government news network that covers television, print media, websites, and radio, dedicated to extolling the republican party line about how smart and good our leader is, and how evil and devious the democrats are. We are gearing up for a giant, right-wing military parade - not unlike Stalin or Hitler's demonstrations - which will supercede our yearly celebration of our independence from Britain. Supporters of the president and his party regularly kill people, incidentally through the ownership of firearms (not a partisan issue, but heavily weighted) or actively through driving cars into crowds. Or actively through shooting up a school or building. Or while being employed as a police officer. You may think that we can fix this through our legislature but the highest court in the land just ruled that it's perfectly fine for a political party in power to redistrict their state to ensure that only their votes are heard. And when that doesn't work, Republicans have discovered that they can just not show up to work and they can prevent the will of the people from being enacted without any punishment.

That's just a slice. I don't have time to consolidate ever example of how hosed we are, or how efforts to unfuck ourselves have been neutered. Americans who think we shouldn't put kids in cages, or shoot people, or start a fourth war, or turn a 4th of July celebration into a military parade, or glorify murderous authority figures, or tell women that they have no right to choose what happens to her body, those Americans have been made The Enemy. Those people are playing a game of poker that started rigged and the dealer has only been more blatant about cheating every decade for a century. We are a nation where the Christians think we should starve the hungry and who think that the downtrodden are only there because they haven't pulled themselves up by their bootstraps hard enough.

So do not cry for the fascist journalist who helped usher in this dark age. Do not pity the neo-nazi youth with their polo tops and Richard Spencer haircut, dripping with milkshake. Do not feel sorry for the alt-right MGTOW champion nursing a bloodied nose. Those salad years are far behind us, and any softness today is willful ignorance and simple naiveté. We are reaping what has been sown, and it is a bitter harvest.

https://twitter.com/Tennessee_Pete/status/1146028991121375232



My god, the way these two posts go together

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


That quick drying cement thing is hilarious. Like it's not even that they hid a brick in a milkshake, but that they dumped magical hardness powder into a milkshake and made it dangerous. So you know what keeps quick drying cement from working? Any sort of impurities like say sugars or lactic acid. Otherwise it's just a spoonful of limestone and gypsum. Like that has to be the dumbest thing I've heard in a while.

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012


I think you'll all agree that we have to stop abortion so more people can die in wars.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
Why would someone put anything into a milkshake when it being a harmless milkshake that they planned to drink themselves is their cover?

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




trickybiscuits posted:

Why would someone put anything into a milkshake when it being a harmless milkshake that they planned to drink themselves is their cover?

Because anyone on the left is simultaneously a brain dead effiminent weakling and a criminal mastermind with thousands of tricks.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

GreenMetalSun posted:



I think you'll all agree that we have to stop abortion so more people can die in wars.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZijLQGH1v0

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

The Little Death posted:

That quick drying cement thing is hilarious. Like it's not even that they hid a brick in a milkshake, but that they dumped magical hardness powder into a milkshake and made it dangerous. So you know what keeps quick drying cement from working? Any sort of impurities like say sugars or lactic acid. Otherwise it's just a spoonful of limestone and gypsum. Like that has to be the dumbest thing I've heard in a while.

the idea is that you can use it to cause chemical burns. if that were the case, why not a shitload of bleach?

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

GreenMetalSun posted:



I think you'll all agree that we have to stop abortion so more people can die in wars.

Why would you need a tomb for something that hasn’t been born? This is so so dumb and weird.

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve

cement and battery acid combined will create a chemical that turns people into goo that you can then put into another acid-cement shake to make it biodegradable which makes leftists froth at the mouth. collecting that froth and mixing it into an acid-cement-goo shake will turn into a fuel to power the mecha obama (green energy) and then that obama will vaporize conservatives and the troops and the cops and then the troops again

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Boywhiz88 posted:

Why would you need a tomb for something that hasn’t been born? This is so so dumb and weird.

FROM WOMB TO TOMB BABY

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Boywhiz88 posted:

Why would you need a tomb for something that hasn’t been born? This is so so dumb and weird.

There are only two respectable forms of humanity to the American fascist: the unborn, and those who sacrificed themselves in servitude of the State. They deserve tombs, everyone else can rot in the streets.

Except even veterans are rotting in the streets but that's okay because helping others in your community is socialism if they didn't actually die for their country while in servitude

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE
What cracks me up about the concrete milkshake BS is the simple fact that it's obvious they're lying just because of how humiliating being milkshaked is. They literally have to lie to make it sound like they are so persecuted unfairly.

It's also terrifying to see that post about shooting people for milkshaking someone. I mean one person died in Charlottesville so it's easy to imagine it happening again. Hell, it's all probably going to get much worse from here so it definitely will happen again.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


https://twitter.com/northern35s/status/1146025870823440384

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Boywhiz88 posted:

Why would you need a tomb for something that hasn’t been born? This is so so dumb and weird.
I remember a short-lived outrage piece from a few years back about several hospitals that had deals done with local funeral homes to coerce women to name and bury their miscarriages :smith:

King of Foolians
Mar 16, 2006
Long live the King!

Rainbow Knight posted:

cement and battery acid combined will create a chemical that turns people into goo that you can then put into another acid-cement shake to make it biodegradable which makes leftists froth at the mouth. collecting that froth and mixing it into an acid-cement-goo shake will turn into a fuel to power the mecha obama (green energy) and then that obama will vaporize conservatives and the troops and the cops and then the troops again

This is what Qanon was trying to warn us about. Wake up, sheeple!

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012

Ruffian Price posted:

I remember a short-lived outrage piece from a few years back about several hospitals that had deals done with local funeral homes to coerce women to name and bury their miscarriages :smith:

Uh, well, I'm Catholic, and I've been to probably eight or nine funerals for miscarriages. Like, full funerals, with caskets and attendance by the whole congregation and a priest doing a whole funeral service (which involves baptizing the corpse). Two of them had police details attached. It doesn't really seem like something people would get 'outraged' over, but it's like, super common as far as I know?

Vriess
Apr 30, 2013

Select the items of interest in the scene.

Returned with Honor.

The Little Death posted:

Andy Ngo is a Nazi. He has aided and abetted Nazis. He has defended their violent actions. And he had gone to meetings like this to trigger a response because he is a provocateur. But, he was going to keep doing this until at some point he got someone to react, so it's entirely on him for being a Nazi provocateur.

Like reactionaries in the Cuban American community, the Vietnamese community in the US and Canada has this extreme reactionary strain running through it because they're all salty their families lost their slave plantations/cushy colonial jobs when the revolutions occurred. They align with white supremacists, and white supremacists embrace them as cover.

This is close on the nose. Ngo's parents did flee Vietnam because their farm was seized. His dad is also a cop.

This seems to be what the Proud Boys and right-wing narratives are expressing actually occurred, regardless of truth.

Vriess has a new favorite as of 18:53 on Jul 2, 2019

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Croatoan posted:

What cracks me up about the concrete milkshake BS is the simple fact that it's obvious they're lying just because of how humiliating being milkshaked is. They literally have to lie to make it sound like they are so persecuted unfairly.

It's also terrifying to see that post about shooting people for milkshaking someone. I mean one person died in Charlottesville so it's easy to imagine it happening again. Hell, it's all probably going to get much worse from here so it definitely will happen again.

Oh, for sure. Trump has repeatedly openly called for violence against his political opponents and thinks nothing of rallying his base to fight for him. If he loses the election in 2020, I can absolutely see him calling it a sham and inciting his supporters to fight for him.

I'm not joking when I say that everyone who plans on doing anything but staying cooped up in their homes in 2020 should absolutely be prepared for poo poo to go down near them or against them.

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve

King of Foolians posted:

This is what Qanon was trying to warn us about. Wake up, sheeple!

"and that's when the nydus worms showed up"

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




GreenMetalSun posted:

Uh, well, I'm Catholic, and I've been to probably eight or nine funerals for miscarriages. Like, full funerals, with caskets and attendance by the whole congregation and a priest doing a whole funeral service (which involves baptizing the corpse). Two of them had police details attached. It doesn't really seem like something people would get 'outraged' over, but it's like, super common as far as I know?

How many of those eight or nine funerals were coerced, do you think?

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE
On the subject of funerals for miscarriages, my wife and I suffered through 3. One of which was only 2 weeks out from his due date. We didn't have a funeral for any of them although I do regret not having one for that one in particular. We just didn't have the cash at the time and were still in shock. Nobody tried to coerce us for any of them. Hell, the one hospital where we dealt with the full term one had a special "memorial service" for us and any other parents who suffered early losses in that month. It was really sweet of them.

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

chitoryu12 posted:

Oh, for sure. Trump has repeatedly openly called for violence against his political opponents and thinks nothing of rallying his base to fight for him. If he loses the election in 2020, I can absolutely see him calling it a sham and inciting his supporters to fight for him.

I'm not joking when I say that everyone who plans on doing anything but staying cooped up in their homes in 2020 should absolutely be prepared for poo poo to go down near them or against them.

No that’s not what’s gonna happen

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

The reality is that Trump will be reelected, because people vote for incumbents.

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012

Admiral Joeslop posted:

How many of those eight or nine funerals were coerced, do you think?

All of them, for sure. Edit: I guess my point was, 'In some communities it's so commonly accepted that I don't see them getting outraged over it and people outside them wouldn't do it anwways'.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017


It's Russia. The guy is probably the maffia son of some Oligarch and the armed guys his dads actual hit squad.

She went for "aw so romantic" so quickly that I'd be surprised if she wasn't totally into the whole thing.

I would probably have collapsed sobbing if that happened to me.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Katt posted:

It's Russia. The guy is probably the maffia son of some Oligarch and the armed guys his dads actual hit squad.

She went for "aw so romantic" so quickly that I'd be surprised if she wasn't totally into the whole thing.

I would probably have collapsed sobbing if that happened to me.

from the Torygraph so i'm not giving them pageclicks posted:

Marketing consultant Ollie McAninch, 33, was driving along a country lane with fiancée Clair Hart when 16 hooded men jumped out of the bushes and blocked his path.

Brandishing baseball bats and setting off stun grenades, they bundled him into the back of a van where he was bound, gagged and dressed in a Guantanamo Bay-style jumpsuit.

Miss Hart - who was in on the gag - pretended to be terrified as her partner was driven off in fear of his life.


The groom-to-be was transported more than 100 miles to the Devon countryside where he was stripped and told to wear a lime green Borat-style mankini.

He was then handed a rusty bike and map and ordered to cycle ten miles before reaching the venue for his stag party - an outdoor activity 'boot camp' centre.


The stress of the prank left Mr McAninch, from Bath, Somerset, suffering shingles - an illness often found in combat veterans.

He was so contagious that he was not allowed near his fiancee for a month and almost missed his wedding.

Mr McAninch said: "I have never been so scared in my entire life - I didn't know what was going to happen.

"For more than two hours I was in that van - I had no idea what was going on, or where they were taking me."

He added: "By the time I had worked out they were my friends, I still had to get into that ridiculous costume and cycle along busy roads on a bike that was barely fit for purpose.

"I've cycled to Spain and from Land's End to John O'Groats, but that was by far the most difficult ride of my life - I was still shaking so much."

A week after the staged assault Mr McAninch began feeling sore and itchy - and was diagnosed with shingles, a skin and nerve disease commonly seen in combat veterans and brought on by stress.

He said: "I have no doubt that fake kidnapping caused me to develop shingles.

"I'm usually such a calm and placid guy - but the stress of that ordeal was so much I thought I was going to have a heart attack."

The groom has since made up with his friends, but said all was not forgotten.

"I've not forgiven my friends, I've just logged it for future vengeance," he said.

"A few of them have their own weddings coming up, so I'm going to have to come up with something spectacular."

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PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
How the gently caress would you still marry someone who did that to you and still associate with anyone else in on the "gag"? That's a prime loving :sever: moment right there.

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