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reverend crabhands posted:Pulled from the Reddit thread about Sandi/Marc appointment, I honestly have no idea but I tittered reading it :
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Bootcha posted:Both are correct. You can lie to the Citizenry and they will forgive you, make excuses for you, and try to give you more money. You lie to a billionaire? They will come for you and they will make you suffer. Strangler 42 fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Jul 2, 2019 |
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Rotten Red Rod posted:I mean, what else is new? he will 100% break any promise he made. alternatively he'll release a couple crappy levels, they will suck, but it will fulfill his contractual obligations and he'll go right to selling episode 2 (and improvements to the first episode, which will make it way better obviously) to his moron fans
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Chris Roberts will be absolved of all sins by the most important person in the world, Chris Roberts.
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The Kevin Costner lawsuit is no longer holding him back from Hollywood he has absolved himself of it. Praise be the Roberts.
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Strangler 42 posted:You can lie to the Citizenry and they will forgive you, make excuses for you, and try to give you more money. Petty grievances are for the space poor. It will more likely be "$46 million? Do we even bother liquidating that amount? No, just sell it and be done with it. And tell my son not to bother me with some Hollywood pet fantasy partner again."
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The evidence he will use to clear himself of any legal or court action will be the video of him writing on the white board. It's all there - all he was ever selling was DREAMS. Check mate world.
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The value you get for your $27k ship pack has already been delivered. "It's the friends we made along the way"
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gooncats ruin everything https://i.imgur.com/rKi2tN5.gifv
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Rotten Red Rod posted:It kinda sounds like some fanfiction poo poo... But they did just add that Cayman Islands banker dude to the board of directors, soooo It kind of is, because the Calder's deal is actually a matter of public record, and they didn't just 'add', they swapped out. It's the Calder's money manager that changed. Mr Green Text appears to be completely out of the loop there, and I'd like crimes against apostrophes to be taken into consideration. edit: Also Ubisoft doesn't do 10% deals; they're not Ten Cent, and this has always smelled like a backer who wanted to do 'more' given that the number of places where a hack game developer from the 1990s meets up with an ex-record executive who _lives in the Caymans_. Keith picks winners - https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2096462/ Hav fucked around with this message at 20:29 on Jul 2, 2019 |
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So I put on some twitch streams of ptu 3.6 last night as I worked out. Wtfosuras who bagged it as "definitely needing more time in the oven" then it crash on him, then there was no one playing Space Marine - I was so looking forward to a melt down but instead he said he did not want to have a melt down so was going to go to bed. <----- boring, I wanted entertainment but the whole thing was a let down. (I must admit that I did like the lighting at Grim Hex?) Next was some guy dressed as a pirate with 2.7k viewers, I watched this for about 40 minutes. It two was boring - train trip - boring - going to some moon to get a hacking chip - boring - seen the hover fight mode in action, was less like a helicopter and more like he was being dangled on the end of a long string, it has the momentum of a swing. Seen him fight NPC police at comms array - like wtf? poo poo combat and the NPC voice lines where so bad and then out of nowhere they got worse by saying gently caress. The player guy was loving it though as if it was super intense ... It was not. Then he went in the array and put the chip in and wanted for hot fps action - it never came and then he realized that he was ment to have been doing a hacking mini game. Lol all that time wasted. I can see why streamers like this game - it's so slow and time consuming that it's perfect for them to interact with their audience. If you where not doing that, what do you do during the train rides/quantum jumps/long walks? I've been gaming over 30 years and this has some of the lamest attempts at gameplay I've ever seen. All in all it was good (my work out that is)
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Kosumo posted:I've been gaming over 30 years and this has some of the lamest attempts at gameplay I've ever seen. I think it's fun how many people try to suggest that this isn't true, and pretend that their fetch quest that they've been doing for a couple of years is the height of adrenaline pumping action. Another thing I find fun; Keith Calder stumping $46 million and completely failing to tweet anything about it.
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Star Citizen Alpha 3.6.0k PTU.2054859 Patch Notes Known Issues -Klim and Battaglia are unresponsive. -The updated criminality and law system is only partially implemented, with some missing behavior and needed elements. We will not be describing or taking feedback on this topic just yet. -Textures will display across the visor on some helmets. -Depending on ship, sometimes when attempting to file an insurance claim the timer will either start with a long delay or never start at all. -Players may get stuck at the bottom of the Vanguard's ramp. W/A: Jump off of the side of the ramp to avoid. -There may be numerous collision and visual issues with the Vanguard. -Hacking chips currently can't be stowed or retrieved after purchased. -Hover mode has some impending changes/updates, we will not be taking feedback on it until those are complete. Feature Updates Arena Commander -Updated Arena Commander scoring for P-72. Ships and Vehicles -Complete rework of the Aegis Vanguard Warden. Bug Fixes -Locked off the ability to ADS while prone rolling to prevent knock-on issues. -FOIP facial animations should now be visible to other players. -Blade should once again have thruster effects. -Removed unintended UI elements from StarMap. -Further fixes to prevent players being unable to respawn after dying far away from spawn point. -Eslin at Levski should once again be on the job. -Fixed bounce away effect when using free look while crouched and looking downward. -Vehicle purchasing kiosk should now revert to splash screen if the player leaves while confirming purchase. -The drug stash for seize and destroy missions on ArcCorp should now consistently appear. -Area18 ATC should once again spawn ships. -Interdiction AI ships should no longer despawn in front of the player. -Further networking improvements to prevent ship rubberbanding, hitching, and stuttering. Technical -Fixed a server crash. -Fixed 2 client crashes.
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Dementropy posted:Technical CIG has the best and most descriptive patch notes.
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Whenever I read the patch notes, I always try to imagine the codebase behind some of the issues....and most of the time I need a drink to get my mind off of it, because I have to deal with similar poo poo too often.
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Drunk Theory posted:CIG has the best and most descriptive patch notes. -Improved stuff in game -Added some stuff somewhere -Added more stuff somewhere else
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Sanya Juutilainen posted:-Improved stuff in game Please add the word 'should' in every statement like they do.
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Wait is that all there is for the 3.6 patch? Or is that a small addendum patch to the main 3.6 patch?
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I came across this old screenshot and updated it.  Five year off on producing a digital toy...
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Dementropy posted:Star Citizen Alpha 3.6.0k PTU.2054859 Patch Notes But they were put in Hav fucked around with this message at 21:33 on Jul 2, 2019 |
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tuo posted:Whenever I read the patch notes, I always try to imagine the codebase behind some of the issues....and most of the time I need a drink to get my mind off of it, because I have to deal with similar poo poo too often. They seem to be missing some functional testing. eg; Complete rework of the Aegis Vanguard Warden. Then Players may get stuck at the bottom of the Vanguard's ramp. W/A: Jump off of the side of the ramp to avoid. There may be numerous collision and visual issues with the Vanguard.  I'm unfamiliar with this use of the word 'polishing', unless it's connected to the inability to get a shine on a turd.
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Beexoffel posted:I came across this old screenshot Crobbers' hair looking good back then before significant refactoring took place. Anyway, lol. What a poo poo show. So glad I gave my small contribution to this almighty tyre fire.
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quote:The impact of Star Citizen to me can be summed up with one quick interaction at a party a while back...
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 ..."I used to be a gamer...now I'm a Star Citizen, dummy"
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https://twitter.com/Rexzilla/status/1146149686111342592 He's quite loud.
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quote:The impact of Star Citizen to me can be summed up with one quick interaction at a party a while back... 
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Beexoffel posted:Whoa, scary guy. The last hurrah I feel - he's on notice now to get his poo poo together and start winning back the viewers or the contract is cancelled and the Calder money tap is switched OFF motherfucker.
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Beexoffel posted:Whoa, scary guy. He seems quite concerned.
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YOU TELL ME IF ITS A SCAM THAT MY SHIP CANT DO ANYTHING BESIDES ROLEPLAY PEW PEW WITH ZERO OBJECTIVES AND JUST A LOTTA MILSIM BRO SPEAK YOU TELL ME IF ITS A SCAM THAT IT COST $375 AND STILL CAN'T BE USED FOR ANYTHING BUT FERRYING A RED BULL SPONSORED "GRASS ROOTS" MARKETING CLAN TO A COMPLETELY MADE UP FIREFIGHT THAT TAKES SEVERAL HOURS OF COORDINATION TO HAVE ABOUT 15 MINUTES OF GAMEPLAY YOU GO AHEAD AND TELL ME ITS A SCAM
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It's not a scam in the traditional sense of the word, which usually implies some kind of planning and execution of something
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Hoooooly poo poo, he's actually proud of being that embarrassing, huh What's he saying in this video? I couldn't quite parse it not knowing the context. It sounds like he's complaining about his expensive ship not being able to tow cargo...? But he CAN drop some "maniacs" into action every day...? But then he says he can't...? And therefore, Star Citizen good? Like, I can't tell if he's complaining, or bragging, or both.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Hoooooly poo poo, he's actually proud of being that embarrassing, huh I think he's trying to do a WWE charisma dude thing ? Which is probably a thing citizens are furiously nodding at. I'd pin it down on knowing his audience and what they want. They want to be loudly reassured that star citizen is good, that we've always been at war with eastasia, and that they can keep pledging.
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