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Is it possible human-caused climate change is actually caused entirely by one human? Jose you really gotta rein in your hurricane-attracting pheromones before a party of adventurers track you down and loot your lair.
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This climate poo poo is really bad. Luckily there's a US presidential election next year and if trump loses this will all get fixed really fast
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Jul 1, 2019 14:09
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Polo-Rican posted:This climate poo poo is really bad. Luckily there's a US presidential election next year and if trump loses this will all get fixed really fast Or he wins and America triples down on coal.
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Jul 1, 2019 14:13
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RC Cola posted:Or he wins and America triples down on coal. It is our moral imperative to widely disperse Molecules of Freedom.
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Addamere posted:Is it possible human-caused climate change is actually caused entirely by one human? They'll probably find me on the toilet
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Jul 1, 2019 14:27
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it's gonna turn out that climate change was actually a long-term Cold War plot to make it possible for NATO to surprise Russia by invading during the winter
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Jul 1, 2019 15:39
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Jose posted:just the standard amount of summer hail in Guadalajara I saw footage of a truck driving through that and it was just insane. I literally cannot fathom that much hail. EDIT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDXBSep1JzQ
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Main Paineframe posted:it's gonna turn out that climate change was actually a long-term Cold War plot to make it possible for NATO to surprise Russia by invading during the winter
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Jul 1, 2019 16:57
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https://twitter.com/Climatologist49/status/1145774163958722560
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Jul 1, 2019 22:12
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too hot on the surface? Just dig! I don't need a window in my bedroom, let me die underground.
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Jul 1, 2019 23:42
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:https://twitter.com/Climatologist49/status/1145774163958722560 
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Jul 1, 2019 23:46
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Failson posted:too hot on the surface? Just dig! I don't need a window in my bedroom, let me die underground. I have bad news about the layers of the earth interior to the crust.
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Jul 2, 2019 00:45
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Addamere posted:I have bad news about the layers of the earth interior to the crust. It's all permafrost and it's all melting??
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Jul 2, 2019 01:17
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Shima Honnou posted:It's all permafrost and it's all melting?? pre:In the borehole pressure mines 100km beneath Planetsurface, at the Mohorovicic Discontinuity where crust gives way to mantle, temperatures often reach levels well in excess of 1000°C. Exploitation of Planet’s resources under such brutal conditions has required quantum advances in robotic and teleoperational technology. —Morgan Industries, Ltd., “Annual Report”
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Ugh, fine, how about just a few meters down? Thunderstorm in Portland right now. Constant rolling thunder, that's unusual, but we get one every 10 - 15 years or so. ... This is our second in two weeks.
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Jul 2, 2019 01:35
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Weather is NOT climate so everything is actually fine.
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Jul 2, 2019 01:44
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Who needs Alaska anyways, full of chuds and rapists. Let it melt into the rising ocean
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The chuds and rapists aren't just going to stay there and die when the state melts, they're going to flood into Washington and Oregon and gently caress up everything.
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Addamere posted:The chuds and rapists aren't just going to stay there and die when the state melts, they're going to flood into Washington and Oregon and gently caress up everything. british columbia should build the wall
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Failson posted:too hot on the surface? Just dig! I don't need a window in my bedroom, let me die underground. You don't need to be a weatherman to see which way the wind is blowing
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Addamere posted:The chuds and rapists aren't just going to stay there and die when the state melts, they're going to flood into Washington and Oregon and gently caress up everything. lol thinking washington and oregon aren't full of chuds the second you step out of a city
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Addamere posted:The chuds and rapists aren't just going to stay there and die when the state melts, they're going to flood into Washington and Oregon and gently caress up everything. the parts of washington and oregon where the most chuds live are going to die as well
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Al! posted:the parts of washington and oregon where the most chuds live are going to die as well Portland had a tornado last night. Like, in city limits. I'm sure it's fine. It's fine.
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Failson posted:Portland had a tornado last night. Like, in city limits. poo poo i didnt hear about that somehow. thats right by my old job. nice try god but youll never catch me
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the sand will be transported internationally and used to restore beachfronts that are being eroded by ever increasing storms, until there’s no money more left to pay for the stuff/miami is entirely underwater
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Jul 2, 2019 21:02
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Jose posted:just the standard amount of summer hail in Guadalajara Looks like they could use some of that "global warming"!!! 
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Jul 2, 2019 21:25
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Hey what about carbon-eating algae that are light enough to be aeresolized and sprayed into the atmosphere? I'm just the ideas guy someone else will have to work on the details I'll be asleep under the desk in the conference room because I worked so hard on this
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When you build a statue of me, use young PostNouveau alright I don't want future generations worshipping bald and fat me
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Addamere posted:The chuds and rapists aren't just going to stay there and die when the state melts, they're going to flood into Washington and Oregon and gently caress up everything. they're all going to die when the cascadia subduction zone goes and you get a bigger earthquake than the san andreas fault is capable of producing. last time it went off the tsunami hit japan in 1700 lol
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Jose posted:they're all going to die when the cascadia subduction zone goes and you get a bigger earthquake than the san andreas fault is capable of producing. last time it went off the tsunami hit japan in 1700 lol AND it could trigger all the mountains around here to erupt, burying everything in boiling mud!
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Failson posted:AND it could trigger all the mountains around here to erupt, burying everything in boiling mud! this sounds like a much cooler way to die than what everyone else will get, where do i sign up
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Failson posted:Portland had a tornado last night. Like, in city limits. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1972_Portland%E2%80%93Vancouver_tornado
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Jul 2, 2019 22:46
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What used to be rare is now a yearly event as apparently there was a tornado in Portland last year too.
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Shima Honnou posted:What used to be rare is now a yearly event as apparently there was a tornado in Portland last year too. Yeah, that's the point I was getting at. It used to be a 100-year thing, now it's every year, or more.
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Could be worse, could be one of the dozens of regions now experiencing thousand year floods every year for the last 5 or so years
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Shima Honnou posted:What used to be rare is now a yearly event as apparently there was a tornado in Portland last year too. I wasn't trying to make a point but to be pedantic the Portland metro area has actually had less tornadoes this decade than the previous two. 1990s - 7 2000s - 9 2010s - 6 including the latest one However, previous decades the tornadoes tended to come in clusters (2004 had 6 in one year and 3 in a single storm event) whereas the 2010s theres been a single tornado every 1-2 years.
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Mayor Dave posted:good thing there are no areas of the planet that are uninhabitable without it maybe people shouldn't live in these areas
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Jose posted:they're all going to die when the cascadia subduction zone goes and you get a bigger earthquake than the san andreas fault is capable of producing. last time it went off the tsunami hit japan in 1700 lol megadrought is much, much, much, much, much more likely to nuke the west than the cascadia rubberband
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Epic High Five posted:Could be worse, could be one of the dozens of regions now experiencing thousand year floods every year for the last 5 or so years somehow that christ loving con artist ark museum thing in kentucky is gonna get the last laugh
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