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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The Bloop posted:



lol @ meghan JOHN MCCAIN'S DAUGHTER McCain deciding which democrat to vote for in the primary


Implying that you are dumb is not the :iceburn: that you think it is Meghan.

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Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
ignorance has been the lone cherished virtue of republicans since at least nixon

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?

Oh my God.

quote:

In an examination of the apartment, agents found a printing press, ink, photo negatives, and a drawer full of $1 bills that didn’t meet his bar of quality.

I love it.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I’m just surprised a bunch of kids found $30 ($7,000 back then) and scrutinized them for authenticity as opposed to buying all the marbles and molasses candy they could carry

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

The Bloop posted:



lol @ meghan JOHN MCCAIN'S DAUGHTER McCain deciding which democrat to vote for in the primary

She is theoretically from Arizona, right next to Mexico. (She's really from Virginia, like her old man). Not learning Spanish just looks lazy.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

gleebster posted:

She is theoretically from Arizona, right next to Mexico. (She's really from Virginia, like her old man). Not learning Spanish just looks lazy.

She doesn't speak maid.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Aesop Poprock posted:

I’m just surprised a bunch of kids found $30 ($7,000 back then) and scrutinized them for authenticity as opposed to buying all the marbles and molasses candy they could carry

street urchins are wise beyond their years

also i like that he boarded a ship in Austria.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



It was called Astro-Hungary then. (They even had tiny battleships)

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Aesop Poprock posted:

I’m just surprised a bunch of kids found $30 ($7,000 back then) and scrutinized them for authenticity as opposed to buying all the marbles and molasses candy they could carry

judging by the pictures it was less scruntinizing and more "this is obviously fake"

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

By popular demand posted:

Implying that you are dumb is not the :iceburn: that you think it is Meghan.

I don't speak Spanish either. Should I be worried about my intelligence? :ohdear:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Do you go around and try to :iceburn: political rivals with that fact?

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011
Haha no of course not :sweatdrop:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Guess what Dumbocrats, I don't even speak English

Your move

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Oh you just completed the PX90 fitness whatever? Well I'm morbidly obese!
:trumpsmug:

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

I once had a guy brag about committing section 8 (subsidized housing) benefits fraud to me, a real estate agent, someone who could definitely gently caress his day up by reporting him.

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Bertrand Hustle posted:

I once had a guy brag about committing section 8 (subsidized housing) benefits fraud to me, a real estate agent, someone who could definitely gently caress his day up by reporting him.

I hope you did.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004






https://nationalpost.com/news/in-a-case-that-made-canadian-legal-history-ontario-man-convicted-of-impaired-operation-of-a-canoe

:canada:

Cartoon Man has a new favorite as of 20:01 on Jun 29, 2019

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

GrossMurpel posted:

I don't speak Spanish either. Should I be worried about my intelligence? :ohdear:

If you don’t live right on the US-Mexico border I wouldn’t worry about it.

I’m Texan and you pick up basic, rudimentary Spanish just by existing here, like maybe not enough to hold a conversation but enough that the language shouldn’t be mystifying. I have to assume Arizona is the same way, if not more so since it’s a smaller state.

PirateDentist
Mar 28, 2006

Sailing The Seven Seas Searching For Scurvy

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

I have to assume Arizona is the same way, if not more so since it’s a smaller state.

Depends on where you're at. I hear Mandarin, Filipino, Hindi, and Vietnamese way more than Spanish in my own day to day.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Nostradingus posted:

I hope you did.

Sadly I didn't even get his name and I was too flabbergasted to call him back. I was brand new, too, but if someone like that called me again I absolutely would report them.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

By popular demand posted:

Oh you just completed the PX90 fitness whatever? Well I'm morbidly obese!
:trumpsmug:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


CHERNOBYL 2:
CRUISE CONTROL




https://edition-m.cnn.com/2019/06/28/europe/russia-arctic-floating-nuclear-power-station-intl/index.html

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

It was called Astro-Hungary then. (They even had tiny battleships)

That doesn't explain it either. How could he afford a spacesuit?

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

considering how well the first season was recieved i'm not surprised they're commissioning a second

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Serial toilet clogger sentenced to 150 days in jail, 3 years of probation

https://www.sheboyganpress.com/story/news/2019/07/01/sheboygan-toilet-clogger-sentenced-probation-150-days-jail/1569553001

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


What an immature psychopathic man.



What was his user name here?

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
I'd consider that cruel and unusual punishment for his inmates.

Though the same could be said of US prisons in general.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
I spent way too long looking at that link wondering what kind of website calls itself she-boy ganpress

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Splicer posted:

I spent way too long looking at that link wondering what kind of website calls itself she-boy ganpress

That's a thread title right there.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Pfft, he did it by shoving garbage down there. Amateur.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Zanzibar Ham posted:

I'd consider that cruel and unusual punishment for his inmates.

Though the same could be said of US prisons in general.

Yeah he's not going to do anything. They will gently caress him up for messing with the shitters

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Splicer posted:

I spent way too long looking at that link wondering what kind of website calls itself she-boy ganpress

:same:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Some people see what they want to see

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord
Aggressive Goats Addicted to Human Urine Airlifted Out of Olympic National Park, WA

https://snowbrains.com/aggressive-goats-addicted-urine-airlifted/

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Milo and POTUS posted:

Some people see what they want to see
I initially decided it was a loud and proud trans new site and GAN must be a related acronym.

Was a bit disappointed tbh

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




:black101:

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/na...odqi-story.html

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


A Jim Beam warehouse is on fire, putting 45,000 barrels of bourbon at risk

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010


I hope the iguanas win the coming war. I hope one of them digs its way into a nuclear power plant and grows to 400 feet tall and flattens Miami.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I hope someone from Tijuana knows how to BBQ them.

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mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1146375750725046272?s=19

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