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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

FizFashizzle posted:

Isn't the Lincoln memorial generally open during the fourth of july?

Yes

I was in DC over the 4th 2 years ago for my cousin's wedding, and the entire national mall was open to the public


https://twitter.com/mikeduncan/status/1146863810927628288

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Great Metal Jesus posted:

Man, fuckin' weird how we never see how these things start. I wonder why that could be. :shrug: No reason, I'm sure. Better take the nazi's word for it!

I got fooled by this too; he posted it back on May 9, so it's actually a couple months old.

Still, I expect that given his propensity for picking fights then playing Twitter victim, he'll get the absolute poo poo pounded out of him again.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Cross post


Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/acnewsitics/status/1146869976986525698

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007


Holy poo poo

Dad Jokes
May 25, 2011

still boggles the mind that any human being could look at trump and think "yes, I will slavishly sacrifice my time money and dignity to this man"

racism is a hell of a drug

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
At first I thought the rain was funny, but now I'm kind of mad that they'll have an excuse for no one showing up

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

oxsnard posted:

At first I thought the rain was funny, but now I'm kind of mad that they'll have an excuse for no one showing up

Like they wouldn't have come up with an excuse anyway. gently caress 'em.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/costareports/status/1146882995518955528
https://twitter.com/costareports/status/1146883653282291721

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
Great patriots - defeated by rain. Sad.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

:lol:
https://mobile.twitter.com/AdamParkhomenko/status/1146569455549521922

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1146858879499866120?s=20
https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1146863476331208704

TyroneGoldstein
Mar 30, 2005

SimonCat posted:


After the transfers took place, the Army finally decided that an attack helicopter is too large and complicated for the role of a scout. A plan to use Apaches to control UAVs to fill the role was found to be unfeasible as the Apache pilots became task saturated while trying to fly their aircraft and keep track of the UAVs.


I'm sorry, but I'm picturing Gradius here where you upgrade your ship with the two options and I can't not see the Army as completely insane in an alluring way now.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/ShotgunZen/status/1135453852617052161

I know this is from June, but I forgot that even happened.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

wilbur ross isn't the evilest cabinet secretary, but he's probably the crookedest

fire his rear end

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Proudly wearing my John McCain shirt as the John McCain corpse float trundles by

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Calibanibal posted:

Proudly wearing my John McCain shirt as the John McCain corpse trundles by

loving :same:

It's kind of wierd Meghan pulls it along wherever she goes though

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
Please take these John McCain shirts and wear them. C-C'mon, please? PLEASE WEAR THE SHIRT! TAKE IT!

Generic American
Mar 15, 2012

I love my Peng


Gotta get those chuds nice and soggy before they can listen to their big wet president.
https://twitter.com/Cpatrickis/status/1146868509474983943?s=19

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Generic American posted:

Gotta get those chuds nice and soggy before they can listen to their big wet president.
https://twitter.com/Cpatrickis/status/1146868509474983943?s=19
Good stuff

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Generic American posted:

Gotta get those chuds nice and soggy before they can listen to their big wet president.
https://twitter.com/Cpatrickis/status/1146868509474983943?s=19

https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/1146889546421997568

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire

Generic American posted:

Gotta get those chuds nice and soggy before they can listen to their big wet president.
https://twitter.com/Cpatrickis/status/1146868509474983943?s=19

Yeah it's been raining and sunny in equal measure today. I think we'll probably get a lot more rain, all the thunder and lightening. then again I'm holed-up in the burbs so I don't represent DC at the moment.

bij
Feb 24, 2007

None of the vehicles they took from the depot have their guns installed



That's a pretty fine metaphor for July 4, 2019

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Generic American posted:

Gotta get those chuds nice and soggy before they can listen to their big wet president.
https://twitter.com/Cpatrickis/status/1146868509474983943?s=19

Fat old white people who were sweaty before air drying in humid weather after a rain storm. That is going to be one hell of a stench

Ice Phisherman
Apr 12, 2007

Swimming upstream
into the sunset



Generic American posted:

Gotta get those chuds nice and soggy before they can listen to their big wet president.
https://twitter.com/Cpatrickis/status/1146868509474983943?s=19

Chud gets pneumonia.

Chud gets struck by lightning.

Chud doesn't even get close to the national mall.

Super tiny Fourth of July for Trump. Good poo poo.

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


Generic American posted:

Gotta get those chuds nice and soggy before they can listen to their big wet president.
https://twitter.com/Cpatrickis/status/1146868509474983943?s=19

Wanna commission a cartoon of a drunk God peeing on Trump's lovely parade while singing God Bless America.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009


Oh goodness, if Trump's parade gets called off for bad bad weather this'll be the best 4th of July in a while.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Generic American posted:

Gotta get those chuds nice and soggy before they can listen to their big wet president.
https://twitter.com/Cpatrickis/status/1146868509474983943?s=19

alright, idiots, god spoke, time to go home

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

It's literally raining on Trump's parade, and I for one couldn't be happier.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



That crowd looks pretty small so far? I know it’s early

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Skippy McPants posted:

Oh goodness, if Trump's parade gets called off for bad bad weather this'll be the best 4th of July in a while.

:yeshaha:

Not a big enough one of these

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
Them turning off the camera on top of Washington Monument is peak Trump-egocentricism, and I'm all here for it. That alone ensures that it's a shitshow so big (small?) that even they can't deny it (unless you remove the evidence!).

Bubbacub
Apr 17, 2001

Potential BFF posted:

None of the vehicles they took from the depot have their guns installed



That's a pretty fine metaphor for July 4, 2019

That's probably standard procedure for transport so they don't snag on stuff.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
Lightning strikes to animate Lincoln's statue and he goes on a rampage on all chuds.

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

Nonsense posted:

https://twitter.com/ShotgunZen/status/1135453852617052161

I know this is from June, but I forgot that even happened.

Is this real? Why had I not seen it?

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Zwabu posted:

It's literally raining on Trump's parade, and I for one couldn't be happier.

🎵 Someone left Trump's tank out in the rain🎵

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Crabtree posted:

Lightning strikes to animate Lincoln's statue and he goes on a rampage on all chuds.

LINCOLN PRIME ONLINE

*proceeds to smash Trump and chud alike*

Edmund Lava
Sep 8, 2004

Hey, I'm from Brooklyn. I'm going to call myself Mr. Friendly.


Images you can smell

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bij
Feb 24, 2007

Bubbacub posted:

That's probably standard procedure for transport so they don't snag on stuff.

I don't know, but there's plenty of pictures of M1s on rail cars with the gun

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