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Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Kirk would have hosed the Enterprise if he could.

Who among us wouldn't

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Danaru posted:

Who among us wouldn't

She's married to Kirk but it's really Scotty that gets her engine going every day :wiggle:.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Mulaney Power Move posted:

human resources is a racist concept in starfleet

If only you could hear yourself. 'Human resources.' Why the very name is racist. The Federation is no more than a 'homo sapiens' only club.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

if you cum in the holodeck technically you're loving the ship

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

FuhrerHat posted:

if you cum in the holodeck technically you're loving the ship

Or Doctor Brahms I think? That episode was weird

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

FuhrerHat posted:

if you cum in the holodeck technically you're loving the ship

Barclay came in the ship, then became the ship. Truly he was the master of his domain.

lost my old email
Jun 20, 2019

TOS: spock was spock
TAS: spock was spock
TNG: data was spock
DS9: kinda odo was spock? almost?
VOY: seven was spock
ENT: spock girl was spock
JJTREK: spock wasn't even spock
DISCO: spock was spock

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
VOY: Holo Doc was also Spock

The General
Mar 4, 2007


I still can't believe how much I like disco Spock.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

ds9 - a trek with no spock

a shameful trek

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


lost my old email posted:

TOS: spock was spock
TAS: spock was spock
TNG: data was spock
DS9: kinda odo was spock? almost?
VOY: seven was spock
ENT: spock girl was spock
JJTREK: spock wasn't even spock
DISCO: spock was spock

How do you leave feelings behind
When they keep finding ways to get to your heart
They reach way down deep and tears your logic out
'Til you're torn apart
Spock

How can you connect in an age
Where captains, con men,
Your human blood cells betray

What binds the fleet together
When the raging, shifting timelines change
Keep ripping away

Draw a line in the sand
Let the insignia stand

Use your lirpa to spar

Through your pon farr

When season 1s rough
You call their bluff

We're not gonna cast

We're not gonna cast

We're not gonna cast

Last show's Spock
This show's Spock
Next show's Spock

Spock Spock Spock Spock Spock
We're not gonna cast Spock

Cause everything is Spock

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

is that the enterprise theme again

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
https://twitter.com/jonathansfrakes/status/1146878663297777664

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008





:lol:

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr
"The Magnificent Ferengi" is a good episode.

Hell, I think all of the Ferengi episodes of DS9 were probably good.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

FuhrerHat posted:

if you cum in the holodeck technically you're loving the ship

If you cum in the landing bay out into space when the ship is moving and the bay doors open, what flight pattern does the ship have to do so that it 'facials' the view screen on the front?

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



The General posted:

I still can't believe how much I like disco Spock.
He and Disco Pike were some inspired casting

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Parts Kit posted:

"The Magnificent Ferengi" is a good episode.

Hell, I think all of the Ferengi episodes of DS9 were probably good.

Profit and Lace?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just 2 episodes till I'm done with Voyager, I sure hope I won't be disappointed!

For my next multi-year Netflix time wasting project, TOS or Enterprise?

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
if you've never watched TOS before you need to fix that poo poo right now.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Colonel Cancer posted:

Just 2 episodes till I'm done with Voyager, I sure hope I won't be disappointed!

For my next multi-year Netflix time wasting project, TOS or Enterprise?

Oh buddy, you will be extremely disappointed with Endgame.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

happyhippy posted:

If you cum in the landing bay out into space when the ship is moving and the bay doors open, what flight pattern does the ship have to do so that it 'facials' the view screen on the front?

flight pattern RIKER-420

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

data is fully functional but thats just a code word for being small

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

FuhrerHat posted:

data is fully functional but thats just a code word for being small

I'd bet Geordi 'upgraded' him if you know what I mean.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

happyhippy posted:

If you cum in the landing bay out into space when the ship is moving and the bay doors open, what flight pattern does the ship have to do so that it 'facials' the view screen on the front?




(okay, it's not strictly related)

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Data's crotch has a tricorder and one of those exocomp replicators in order to create a dick for any situation

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Danaru posted:

Data's crotch has a tricorder and one of those exocomp replicators in order to create a dick for any situation

Pick answered this with a pic showing exactly how fully functional Data's dingus is, and no one can convince me that it's anything other than that. :colbert:

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Imagine using The Doctor's mobile emitter to make yourself a different looking, fully functional penis every day.

Lazyhound
Mar 1, 2004

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?

Jose Oquendo posted:

Imagine using The Doctor's mobile emitter to make The Doctor into a different looking, fully functional penis every day.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
I don't think any of us have to imagine. I'm sure there is a treasure trove of fanfics on the subject.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Do you think a geneticist has figured out how to combine the double dick Klingon DNA parts with the parts from whatever species has the biggest dick to make a race of giant double dicked augments?

edit: Since Klingons tend to have redundant organs, do they have 3 or 4 nuts?

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Jose Oquendo posted:

Imagine using The Doctor's mobile emitter to make yourself a different looking, fully functional penis every day.

Gimme RikerPeen69x. Yes, again!

CaptainSkinny
Apr 22, 2011

You get it?
No.


I heard the smooth foreheads only have one penis. Can you even imagine something so pathetic?

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib

CaptainSkinny posted:

I heard the smooth foreheads only have one penis. Can you even imagine something so pathetic?

Then how do they penetrate the second vagina????

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

dudeness posted:

Then how do they penetrate the second vagina????

We've :techno:'d our way out of/into way more complicated situations

Voting Floater
May 19, 2019

Bobby Deluxe posted:

ds9 - a trek with no spock

a shameful trek

I've been through the wormhole in a trek with no spock...

Jose Oquendo posted:

whatever species has the biggest dick

It's the Ferengi. Thanks Roddenberry, you demented perv.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
All he did was try to put Incubi in a basic cable sci-fi show. What's so bad about that?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Anyone ever mention that you guys have a one "trek" mind? :mmmsmug:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I came here to eat corn and toss out cobs and I’m all out of cobs. :munch:

*is a trekky who has never eaten outside of a replicator*

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Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Bogus Adventure posted:

All he did was try to put Incubi in a basic cable sci-fi show. What's so bad about that?

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