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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Cute Thread: hypothetical murder potato
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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/CorrieJN/status/1146236421738586112

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


 https://i.imgur.com/pSHlutl.mp4

FEED ME

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Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/a0IhxM5.gifv

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Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/pSHlutl.mp4

FEED ME

What an awful cat.

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Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




 That kitty really wants the marbles.

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Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Keeshhound posted:

What an awful cat.

the forbidden yawnus interruptus

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/elainew_soton/status/1146019460144402439

https://twitter.com/SignsFun/status/1146381942289567744

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


 https://i.imgur.com/JeC9rsN.mp4

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Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/NoelSznn/status/1146154339276394496
Thanks, hero doggo.

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.

:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Baby fennec fox getting scritched.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X50HYBl0220

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DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/pSHlutl.mp4

FEED ME

A banner that reads "When Artiodactylas ruled the earth" needs to drop over this hippo

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Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/itsdaneesaur/status/1146564064610529280
That'd get a 9.8 easy at the Cat Olympics™

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Sam Neill has a farm and a vineyard and often posts this sort of thing...

https://twitter.com/TwoPaddocks/status/1146629936666431488

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Snack Bitch
May 15, 2008

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Huzzah! posted:

https://twitter.com/itsdaneesaur/status/1146564064610529280
That'd get a 9.8 easy at the Cat Olympics™

9.9 from Outer Living Room

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Dick Trauma posted:

Sam Neill has a farm and a vineyard and often posts this sort of thing...

https://twitter.com/TwoPaddocks/status/1146629936666431488

Not gonna lie, was totally expecting a dinosaur to stroll up

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Maigius
Jun 29, 2013


 The Shedd Aquarium in Chicago, just had one of their Beluga whales give birth yesterday.

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Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/kee_fry/status/1146811557067837440

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Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

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PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
 https://i.imgur.com/NERxKYd.mp4

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Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

 https://twitter.com/rikunow/status/1147102970661625856

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe
https://i.imgur.com/teJvkvL.gifv

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BrewingTea
Jun 2, 2004

 In "Ratatouille 2" an author receives writing advice from an unlikely source in this live-action sequel to the

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BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!
Rexie is such a raging bitch sometimes and it's awesome.



This is the result of dropping the warm, clean sheets straight out of the dryer onto the table for 5 seconds, then attempting to remove her to put them back on the bed.

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Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

 she is going to break your legs

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Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

 OP posting from beyond the grave!

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there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Huzzah! posted:

https://twitter.com/kee_fry/status/1146811557067837440

Big trash bird sounds like a sea gull. Makes sense.

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Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/Kekeflipnote/status/1147239260396892160

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Oh my God Becky...

https://twitter.com/hayleymcguir_e/status/1147185363342909441

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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Dick Trauma posted:

Oh my God Becky...

https://twitter.com/hayleymcguir_e/status/1147185363342909441

Got an armadillo down his trousers.

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


 https://twitter.com/PAYOLETTER/status/1145042462848749568?s=20

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BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!
In non-Rexie news, Tyrion is a doofus.
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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



 I have one of those! Zu-Zu!

He's pilling the carpeting and making a crater in that spot on the sofa.
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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Dick Trauma posted:

Oh my God Becky...

https://twitter.com/hayleymcguir_e/status/1147185363342909441

#AssWednesday

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.

:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Safety Dog

https://twitter.com/NoTalentAC/status/1147315230529081344

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

 https://twitter.com/round_boys/status/1147236536380878848

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

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Admiral Funk
Oct 1, 2012

Please send them a very large crate marked "SCIENCE. PROBABLY DANGEROUS. BUT VERY SCIENTIFIC. YES."

Maxwell Lord posted:

Safety Dog

https://twitter.com/NoTalentAC/status/1147315230529081344

OSHA-Hound

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Maxwell Lord posted:

Safety Dog

https://twitter.com/NoTalentAC/status/1147315230529081344

Rotties are awesome.

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


 Please?!

https://i.imgur.com/ZmtqEcF.mp4

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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lVrKlldGLWQ&feature=youtu.be

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