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Big Beef City posted:New season of Jon's Spergers lookin good
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 You know, when you really look at it, it's very bad to look at, is the thing
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Jul 6, 2019 05:21
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DoombatINC posted:
It somehow managed to combine dry, oily, floury, burnt and blatantly undercooked in the same package
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Jul 6, 2019 06:14
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I know one things for sure, that thing would give me the shits like you wouldn't believe. I can just tell from the photos
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Jul 6, 2019 06:19
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The trick is to get yourself in the Garfield state of mind and just cram that pizza into your greasy face so quickly that you don't even taste it while your friends and family look on in defeat.
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Jul 6, 2019 06:27
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Garfield BEATS app garf is horny and hes just pounding off all over the place
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numberoneposter posted:Garfield BEATS app Garfield BEATS UP your dad so that you and the garf can finally be together forever
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Jul 6, 2019 06:41
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I've made pizza from scratch a handful of times with regular kitchen appliances and it came out looking and tasting good, and I'm not a skilled cook or anything. How do you make such unappealing looking pizza?
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Jul 6, 2019 08:39
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Elderbean posted:I've made pizza from scratch a handful of times with regular kitchen appliances and it came out looking and tasting good, and I'm not a skilled cook or anything. How do you make such unappealing looking pizza? Lots of hard work. The sauce HAS to be orange!
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schmuckfeatures posted:motherfucker can't even spell "Dodi" correctly and he thinks he's got the truth on this diana poo poo Dodi Half Assed
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Mordja posted:Just checking, does his book actually state he's gay, or is everyone assuming because it makes mention of his "sexuality" which could mean almost anything in Saudi Arabia? Not that it changes anything tho. If he's gay, and if he's very promiscuous, delivering for him while wearing a Garfield suit might be some Furry guy's dream job.
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Jul 6, 2019 10:33
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DoombatINC posted:
These pizzas look just like Garfield, and I cannot wait to eat them while reading Garfield, watching Garfield, and talking about Garfield with my friends.
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Jul 6, 2019 12:26
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DoombatINC posted:
It's pizza as if the Doobs himself decided to try making pizza.
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Jul 6, 2019 19:30
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Elderbean posted:How do you make such unappealing looking pizza? When you make it shaped to fit your corporate branding instead of just being a symmetrical shape that cooks evenly. Idk why the hell they're even doing pizzas. Just have cute little smart cars with a Garfield skin on them delivering dank rear end lasagnas. Easy. Simple. Not competing with other pizza chains really.
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Jul 6, 2019 19:36
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Binary Badger posted:It's pizza as if the Doobs himself decided to try making pizza. ve me. feed ever leav
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Jul 6, 2019 19:36
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Hello, yes, I'd like one of your, uh, 'fake plastic vomit' pies, one 'marshmellow bits, cat turds and grass', and one, uh, jesus..uh one 'raw squid on model train landscaping'. Did I say that last one right? Is it for miniatures gaming? I'm sorry it's hard to tell from the menu pic.
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Jul 6, 2019 19:40
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Binary Badger posted:It's pizza as if the Doobs himself decided to try making pizza. Ice cold dog cum - IN THE BOTTLE
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Jul 6, 2019 20:09
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steinrokkan posted:Ice cold dog cum - IN THE BOTTLE
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DoombatINC posted:
Mmmmm vc pizza, tastes like poo poo delivered by some one who’s very into poo poo
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Jul 6, 2019 23:27
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Those "pizzas" look disgusting. What an absolute nightmare.
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Jul 6, 2019 23:59
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Barfaccino
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Scarfaccino First you get the lasagna, then you get the power, then you get the women
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Those "pizzas" look disgusting. What an absolute nightmare. Looks like some bullshit your alternative health food aunt would serve when you stop by for a visit. Says theres pizza and then it’s some raw food combo of squash purée on taro root dough with soy “cheese” and beet pepperoni
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Jul 7, 2019 03:46
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Aesop Poprock posted:Looks like some bullshit your alternative health food aunt would serve when you stop by for a visit. Says theres pizza and then it’s some raw food combo of squash purée on taro root dough with soy “cheese” and beet pepperoni You think that looks like healthy food?
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Jul 7, 2019 04:35
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My idea of what healthy eating constitutes eroded after I ate 2 days worth of food truck calories on thurs
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Aesop Poprock posted:My idea of what healthy eating constitutes eroded after I ate 2 days worth of food truck calories on thurs RIP your bowels.
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Those "pizzas" look disgusting. What an absolute nightmare. I tried one They are absolutely god awful, like store brand frozen pizza level awful.
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Jul 7, 2019 20:02
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venomsnek posted:I tried one Sure you did. I showed my wife the Queen of England this post and she agreed that it's probably fake
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Jul 7, 2019 20:22
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please don't doxx my wife or I further in regards to that post tia
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Jul 7, 2019 20:23
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DoombatINC posted:
I unironically would rather eat that pizza that was cooked by trash fire.
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Jul 7, 2019 20:25
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Eww it looks bad so it must taste bad! How about you order one and tell the rest of goons for yourself.
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Jul 7, 2019 20:28
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I can't stop looking at that orange sauce, it looks like baby food.
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Jul 7, 2019 23:38
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Like, you can get multiple different types of heirloom tomatoes that specifically ARE orange. Normally they're for backyard gardeners and for at farmers markets and they're 'slicing' tomatoes, for eating as is or in salads, fresh and stuff, not making sauces. I kinda wonder if he actually sourced these suckers out FOR his 'special sauce' recipe. Given his level of, uh, other dedication it wouldn't surprise me. 
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Elderbean posted:Barfaccino Maybe it's a goon thing but this was the first thing I thought when hearing the name of that drink as well Garf is not an appetizing sounding prefix and I wonder if anyone told the Saudi Arabian failson behind all this
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DoombatINC posted:
This goddamn idiot got so much attention he would've been a big success if he managed to make the food just mediocre. People will eat mediocre pizza and call it good all the time. Mediocre isn't hard. Mediocre is just hiring some teenagers who used to work at a pizza chain. Just edible pizza, that's all he needed, people writing articles about this place because "Wow, garfield!? That's so weird" would've done the rest. Blurry Gray Thing fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Jul 8, 2019 |
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gently caress it. I’m rooting for this guy and the inept Saudi takes on pizza Canadians would like from a comic strip.
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DrManiac posted:I unironically would rather eat that pizza that was cooked by trash fire. sigh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4
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