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Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

theflyingexecutive posted:

I volunteered for Hillary in my home county in PA, one of the biggest swings from Obama to Trump (and a large enough one to almost completely make up the deficit she lost by in the state) and there was absolutely no panic there, just a push for me to really get people into gear for the downticket and I ran into a person who threatened me with a gun who was listed as a likely Hill voter lol

I volunteered in rural Minnesota and all they had me do was call into one of the Twin Cities suburban districts where she lost instead of doing anything local.

I was repeatedly told that there were problems with the local DFL office and that there was nothing they could do to get events done locally. When I threatened to quit, the problems were suddenly fixed.

I found out after the election that they'd offered me a desk at the local office but that it was turned down by Hillary's campaign.

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abuse culture.
Sep 8, 2004
“I can’t think back on a time when I’ve ever been prouder to be a Republican, Marco,” Bush said, before recounting the tale of “Chang.”

“Chang is a mystical warrior. Chang is somebody who believes in conservative principles, believes in entrepreneurial capitalism, believes in moral values that underpin a free society. I rely on Chang with great regularity in my public life. He has been by my side, and sometimes I let him down. But Chang, this mystical warrior, has never let me down.”

Then Bush presented Rubio a golden sword, and solemnly explained its significance. “I’m going to bestow to you the sword of a great conservative warrior.”

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

abuse culture. posted:

“I can’t think back on a time when I’ve ever been prouder to be a Republican, Marco,” Bush said, before recounting the tale of “Chang.”

“Chang is a mystical warrior. Chang is somebody who believes in conservative principles, believes in entrepreneurial capitalism, believes in moral values that underpin a free society. I rely on Chang with great regularity in my public life. He has been by my side, and sometimes I let him down. But Chang, this mystical warrior, has never let me down.”

Then Bush presented Rubio a golden sword, and solemnly explained its significance. “I’m going to bestow to you the sword of a great conservative warrior.”

this still floors me. how far gone past any kind of historical context do you have to be to believe something this stupid

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
Hillary's campaign spent months partying and divvying up White House jobs instead of actually trying to win the election lol

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


abuse culture. posted:

“I can’t think back on a time when I’ve ever been prouder to be a Republican, Marco,” Bush said, before recounting the tale of “Chang.”

“Chang is a mystical warrior. Chang is somebody who believes in conservative principles, believes in entrepreneurial capitalism, believes in moral values that underpin a free society. I rely on Chang with great regularity in my public life. He has been by my side, and sometimes I let him down. But Chang, this mystical warrior, has never let me down.”

Then Bush presented Rubio a golden sword, and solemnly explained its significance. “I’m going to bestow to you the sword of a great conservative warrior.”

he’s talking about Chiang kai-shek, right? The guy who was deposed by chairman mao, and spent his last years in Taiwan while serving as a boogeyman for the CCP?

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

Flavius Aetass posted:

this still floors me. how far gone past any kind of historical context do you have to be to believe something this stupid

It sounds like the kind of dumb poo poo secret societies probably come up with all the time. But at least they keep it secret.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Smirking_Serpent posted:

that's cool you got to meet her though

lol she never came within a hundred miles and the local news brought that fact up every single day

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Ziv Zulander posted:

he’s talking about Chiang kai-shek, right? The guy who was deposed by chairman mao, and spent his last years in Taiwan while serving as a boogeyman for the CCP?

He seems to honestly believe the sword belonged to a Chinese mystic who was somehow a free market capitalist and US style conservative. I think I saw somewhere that it's likely his dad told him something like that as a joke but he took it as 100% true.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Ziv Zulander posted:

he’s talking about Chiang kai-shek, right? The guy who was deposed by chairman mao, and spent his last years in Taiwan while serving as a boogeyman for the CCP?

Yep, that guy. His daddy HW Bush used to joke about "unleashing the sword of Chang" against whoever (well knowing that the only thing he could unleash were death squads in Taiwan). Jeb! didn't get the joke though

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
the longest-serving republican speak of the house, dennis hastert, is a serial child molester

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

Feldegast42 posted:

Yep, that guy. His daddy HW Bush used to joke about "unleashing the sword of Chang" against whoever (well knowing that the only thing he could unleash were death squads in Taiwan). Jeb! didn't get the joke though

i'm pretty sure Jeb! did get the joke. it's pretty rare in wealthy yale educated families for a patriarch to make an original joke, so ghwb's joke about the sword of chang was like a once every 4 generational event. Jeb! gets the joke and passes it along faithfully

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the longest-serving republican speak of the house, dennis hastert, is a serial child molester

Reminded me of this https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/918589649672601601?s=19

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

Fuzzy McDoom posted:

I know this cool old christian minister lady that knows Ben Carson personally from back in the day. When he came up in a conversation about local housing issues she just started screaming "BEN CARSON IS loving STUPID, THERE"S NO OTHER WAY TO SAY IT, I KNOWN HIM 40 YEARS AND HE'S JUST STUPID"

Ben Carson performed an essentially impossible brain surgery on my friend's younger brother with complete success and saved his life.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

Flavius Aetass posted:

He seems to honestly believe the sword belonged to a Chinese mystic who was somehow a free market capitalist and US style conservative. I think I saw somewhere that it's likely his dad told him something like that as a joke but he took it as 100% true.

yeah, it’s all of this and it’s hilarious

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

Modest Mao posted:

Ben Carson performed an essentially impossible brain surgery on my friend's younger brother with complete success and saved his life.

Ben Carson is essentially the kid from Pinball Wizard, but with human brains instead of pinball

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

Ziv Zulander posted:

he’s talking about Chiang kai-shek, right? The guy who was deposed by chairman mao, and spent his last years in Taiwan while serving as a boogeyman for the CCP?

it's even funnier:

After the start of the Korean War, the American 7th Fleet protected Chiang (and Taiwan) from Mao's People's Liberation Army.

Republican wingnuts, however, pretended that the 7th Fleet actually protected Mao's Communists (who had, after all, won the Chinese Civil War) from Chiang's Nationalists (who had, after all, lost it) by keeping Chiang Kaishek leashed.

They periodically called for the U.S. to 'unleash Chiang Kaishek'--so that Chiang, you see, could invade and conquer the Chinese mainland.

When George H. W. Bush, playing tennis (and losing) in the 1970s and 1980s, would threaten to 'unleash Chiang,' he was mocking the right-wing nuts of his generation.

But George H. W. Bush's sons--even the smart one, Jeb--never got the joke. They, you see, didn't know enough about world history or even the history of the Republican Party to know who Chiang Kaishek was, or what 'Unleash Chiang!' meant. Hence Jeb Bush's explanation that twentieth-century Chinese nationalist, socialist, general, and dictator Chiang Kaishek was a 'mystical warrior... who believes in conservative principles, believes in entrepreneurial capitalism, believes in moral values that underpin a free society.'

edit: they shouldn't have put a comma between nationalist and socialist

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
stephen hawking flew the lolita express

https://twitter.com/goodcharls/status/1052897650373287937

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis

https://twitter.com/ClearSky8814/status/1052980083001106433?s=19

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

A handsome young cyborg named Ace
Wooed women at every base
But once ladies glanced at
His special enhancement
They vanished with nary a trace

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

lmao

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

Modest Mao posted:

Ben Carson performed an essentially impossible brain surgery on my friend's younger brother with complete success and saved his life.

he also hosed up the brain surgery that made him famous bad enough to make two kids essentially vegetables so hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Big Dick Cheney
Mar 30, 2007
Did Ben Carson have an unusually high number of surgical fuckups?

Well What Now
Nov 10, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Shredded Hen

Big Dick Cheney posted:

Did Ben Carson have an unusually high number of surgical fuckups?

IIRC not really but he also did lots of high-risk and questionable-outcome operations others refused to and often the results weren't what he claimed they were

the conjoined twin operation a poster referred to as leaving the twins essentially vegetables is one example of this, but it's important to remember that the operation was so insanely complex and the chances of full recovery were just this side of impossible anyway. it's still a huge ethical mess however and carson can (and IMO should) be criticized for attempting it at all given the best outcome was, at best, what he actually achieved

Well What Now has issued a correction as of 23:29 on Jul 8, 2019

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Friend Ben

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
Healing HandsTM

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

Ben Carson is essentially the kid from Pinball Wizard, but with pinballs instead of a human brain.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




lol

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
the GOP firebombed their own office and the democrats paid to fix it

Apathy420
May 18, 2017

by Cyrano4747
healing(Citation Needed) hands

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:



when i first saw that he was rubbing elbows with him i told myself that it was just because he was a celebrity scientist. however i’d written about hawking before and knew he was a freak and deep down i knew the truth

gently caress :smith:

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

you think there's a rivalry between nazis who put the 14 first and those who put the 88 first?

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

ScrubLeague posted:

the GOP firebombed their own office and the democrats paid to fix it

That was super local news for me and I never heard about the follow up that it was a false flag

Edit: and I can't find any info about who did it even now

ikanreed has issued a correction as of 14:15 on Jul 9, 2019

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Gary condit being essentially saved by and probably very grateful for 9/11

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Joey Salads, a dude whose entire claim to fame is fake social experiments where he portrays black people as thugs, is now trying to be a respectable politician

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

joe sestak is running for president still i guess. a campaign email of his found it's way to my work email in box and i have no idea how or why.

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret

OldTennisCourt posted:

Joey Salads, a dude whose entire claim to fame is fake social experiments where he portrays black people as thugs, is now trying to be a respectable politician
Will probably be up against Michael Grimm in the primary, felony tax evader who threatens reporters with violence! Staten Island, everyone. (Though Grimm has been better than your standard Republican on climate change and immigration so he might be the "moderate" in the race)

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Eat This Glob posted:

joe sestak is running for president still i guess. a campaign email of his found it's way to my work email in box and i have no idea how or why.

Lmao

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES
https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/984877999718895616

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

finkle is einhorn!!

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exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/kieob_/status/1148298567867613184?s=21

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